#the crane legacy

[anamoon63]

"The future only belongs to the future itself, and the future is Electric Youth".

Okay so, Time Traveler (The Crane Legacy) wasn’t a story in the beginning, it started as just gameplay about a young guy from the future, Robin Crane, a plumbot builder, who travels to the past and meets the woman of his dreams. Robin had a concern, though, in the Oasis Landing population files, no descendants of his were listed, so he became obsessed that he should start having kids right away, so much so, that he got into all the trouble that gave rise to the story.

Then, you know me, I started planning and writing a plot, taking posed photos for the characters, using special saves in both Aurora Skies and Oasis Landing to stage scenes, etc. And, since I had to follow a script, my characters’ lives were kind of on pause. But… in the original Aurora Skies save, where everything started, time and life continued to pass for the Cranes and the Shens (Juliette’s family), something that doesn’t happen in my story saves, where, due to technical reasons, life takes much longer to pass.

I've tried to keep secret what happens in the original Aurora Skies' save, so as not to spoil the story, but since Time Traveler is about, well, time traveling, lol, I thought we could do a little six-year time jump from 2017 to 2023 in order to introduce the next generation (3rd actually) of the Crane dynasty. So, without further ado, I present to you the third generation of Cranes.

From left to right: Carrie, Wanda, Rowan, Jessica, and Collin. Rowan and Jessica are the oldest with 8 (real life) years; and Collin, Carrie and Wanda are 6 (real life) years old. (Yes, they're all the same height cause I don't use height sliders in order not to mess my game).

As we already know, these five kids are all Robin's children, from three different moms, which are Juliette Shen (Rowan's mom) Kaleigh Chandelace (Collin's mom) and Ann Conners (Jessi, Carrie and Wanda's mom). Despite this, they love each other as if they were full siblings, cause they all have something in common: they have the same father, and some of them, (I am not telling which ones), also share Robin's alien genes. They are currently living their lives at the fullest, learning about their alien powers and preparing to compete among themselves to be Robin's successor. Who of them will make it? I still don't know so I can't tell, and if I knew I wouldn't tell. 😉

Sorry if this post was too long, or if it seemed like a spoiler, it's just I'm so happy with how this generation turned out that I couldn't resist, and I just can't wait for them to grow so I can tell their stories. 😋

I take this opportunity to say that Time Traveler (the actual story) is not over, it will be back, though maybe not too soon. I'm currently writing the episodes of Part Three: To the Moon and Back, where we will go to Robin's rescue after his abduction by an alien ship, and where, contrary to this post, we'll go back one generation to meet Robin's long-lost parents. It's a long way to go, but eventually we'll get there, then we'll let Robin take a rest as we move on to this brand new third generation. Of course, I want to give my endless thanks to Bee @poses-by-bee, @gabrielabenacci, @anasaquasims and Rayne's Factory and for the poses. As well as to @aroundthesims, @anzuchansims, @ifcasims, @plumdrops, lillka, blakegriplingph (MTS), and sketchbook pixels for the kids' hair and clothing. Proper credits and links here below: POSES

Child Friendship Poses, Child emotion Storytelling Poses, and Child Sit Poses by Bee. Child Posepack by Gaby's Creations. Cute Kid Poses by Rayne's Factory. Child Poses Shy by Anasaquasims.

CLOTHING, HAIR AND SHOES

Jessica: Loose top with Tulle Skirt, Cute Cardigan for Girls and Shine Leggings by Lillka; T-Bar Pointy School Shoes by Blakegriplingph (MTS). Jessica's hair: Nightcrawler Deep S3 Age Conversion by Plumbdrops. Carrie: Ruffle top with Cotton Jacket by Lillka; River (Shorts) by Sketchbook Pixels; Darte 77 Vans Old Skool by Anzuchansims. Carrie's hair is N03 Thyme, also by Anzuchansims. Wanda: Zipped Hoddie 4to3 conversion by ATS3 (Around the Sims 3), Winter Shorts by Lillka, Darte 77 Vans Old Skool by Anzuchansims. Wanda's hair is Anto - Milano by IfcaSims. Rowan: Sforzinda SP42 Hoodie, Studio-K Giruto Multi Pocket Pants and Darte 77/Pixicat Old Boots, all by Anzuchansims. Rowan's hair is Wingssims ER0914 also by Anzuchansims. Collin: Darte Coat and Hoodie, Darte 77 Jeans and Darte 77/Pixicat Old Boots, all by Anzuchansims. Collin's hair is Anto Male 75 by TTS -My Bluebook

Thank you very much to you all for making my game beautiful, interesting and fun. 🤗💗

The quote at the beginning of this post, is from Electric Youth, by Debbie Gibson, one of my all-time favorite songs. 😉✨

[amor-godess-of-love]

Do you think that in DC universe they still begrudgingly use books and papers published by Crane. Like, yes he is a criminal now, but on the other hand, no one else could explain fear like him. Like he truly is master of fear, to point he did change psychology world, he left his mark that can't be undone. Like some psychology students using they work to understand topics or even referencing it in they works? His colleagues hesitantly using some presentations prepared by him? Like people try to discredit his thesis, only to proof him right?

On the other hand I do think that his books would be desired by specyfic kind of crowd, like most probably was destroyed, but some was given to second hand book stores. The ones with his autograph are worth double in that kind of crowd.

I can honestly see Jonathan being both frustrated and flattered by it, when he hears about it. Yes it must be annoying, that this is your reputation right now, specially at the beginning, when he only starts to come to terms with fact he is no longer respected proffesor. But flattered that his legacy runs so deep, that even if now other people profit from his work, there is small group of people that know his achievements and remembers him.

Bonus:

Can you imigine the dilemma of publishers, where Crane was co-author, but they can't really pull it off the shelves, because the other person who wrote this book or paper with him, still is like allowed to practice and respected? I can imagine that new books will try to erase mentions on him, how much they can, only leaving nessesary mentioned

Self indulgence bonus:

Before publishers even try to pull this with Jagna, she throws a fit, threatening to pull her permission to publish the books, threatening to even take them to court. She doesn't care she probably lose, this is legacy she created together with Jonathan, she won't change it, just because he is now criminal. She will fight her publishers to keep the books and papers the same as they always were. In the end it's easier to just continue printing them as they were.

They are surprisingly popular with a specyfic kind of crowd.

[dawnvy]

[ninilovescillian]

I can't be the only one who sees it

[ll-but-its-random]

At this point, they're CORRECT quotes

Marina: Phiri Dun-Ra really hates us. Six: Yeah, maybe she’s homophobic. Marina: We’re not gay. Six: We’re not? --- Einar: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder *glares at Caleb*. Caleb: Well, sorry I have morals! --- Nine: I don’t have anger issues! Do you guys think I have anger issues? Nigel: Well, I mean, I wouldn’t exactly call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix. --- Ella: It’s very sad to see Five so... decrepit and weak. John: No, it’s not. It’s about time he ate shit. --- Ivan: How come whenever I have fun, it’s considered wrong? Adam: People die when you have fun. --- Setrakus Ra: My own people thought I was a monster. Setrakus Ra: They were right of course, but it still hurt. --- Five: You can all go to HELL! Five: Except you Ran, you’re great. --- John: Could you be anymore annoying? Nine: I’m actually holding back right now.

[i-post-random-layton-screenshots]

[hellogreta]

getting in the spirit . 𖦹˙—👻 ˚⊹. ⊹ befriend a ghost ⊹ achieve level 2 thanatology skill ⊹ achieve level 2 writing skill

[bonetrait]

Starting the Legacy of Hearts challenge by @simplyrockie ! When I saw it I knew I had to try it. This is going to be different, as there will be no dialogue. Pictures will have to do justice.

This is Everly Crane.

Goals

Go on 5 simi/blind dates before you marry

Find and marry a sim with the Jealous trait

Go on vacation and have an expensive honeymoon

Go on 10 dates with your spouse

Have a private journal and write frequently

Have at least two children

Optional Goals

Have the perfect wedding (My Wedding Stories)

Create a 'Love' themed room

Have 3 gold dates

I'm excited to share her story with you guys!

[mnemyo]

Crane Wives Legacy Challenge

Are you obsessed with Crane Wives and are being held hostage by the Sims 4 and want a challenge that forces you to use the packs you may have not touched before? If so, this is the challenge for you! 

This was originally made because my friend and I wanted to do a Sims 4 legacy challenge and we are both obsessed with Crane Wives. Special thanks to them for helping create this as well. 

Welcome to Crane Wives Legacy Challenge!  This is a 10 generation challenge currently but I have 2 “optional” generations that you can choose to include or ignore (focused on occult types).

Quick Notes:

Fan created, by fans for fans. Not sure how many other fans fit this niche but if I already made it I might as well share it. If you just like the Sims 4 and want to try give Crane Wives a listen, they own my soul.

Comments and Feedback are Welcome! 

First time creating a legacy challenge, so if anything doesn’t quite work you know why. 

I did not limit myself on packs at all (mainly because I just got the packs and this is my excuse to actually play the content in them) so if you don’t have access to content of a certain pack feel free to change it based on what you think would be interesting for the song. 

Heirs + Spouses can be any gender

As a lot of Crane Wives songs have morally questionable “speakers” and/or deal with complex feelings most of the sims vary from ok person trying their best to just a bad person. If you’re the type of player who only wants good things for your sims this may not be the challenge for you and that's ok. Personally, I like torturing my sims so.. Also the generations are not straightforward song interpretations and are built within the very strict limitations of what the Sims 4 allows players to do.

Side note, just because one of the sims does something bad doesn’t mean I as the creator think their actions are “good” nor condone them. Not sure if this statement is 100% necessary but just to be clear.

If you do this challenge, reach out to me on tumblr! You can use #CWlegacy to tag your posts.

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Gen 1: Nobody

Nobody will ever love you like I do.. Your “love” isn't tender, actually it hurts others a lot but that's what makes it touching to you and you would do anything to keep this toxic cycle going. Yes we are playing as the toxic gf. 

Traits: Erratic , Hot Headed, Romantic

Aspiration: Villainous Valentine

Skills: Charisma & Writing

Career: Writer or Style Influencer: Stylist

Start with a couple or immediately get married to someone before working on aspiration

Live in Forgotten Hollow

Treat spouse badly but not badly enough to get divorce

Complete Villainous Valentine aspiration 

Master Charisma and Writing skills

Master your chosen career

Have a single child in one of your many affairs, don’t take care of them, leave that to your spouse.

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Gen 2: Never Love an Anchor 

To one of your parents you were clear evidence of their partner's affairs and to the other you’re no better than air. You care a lot about knowing what others are thinking and doing and you want to be in the know. You have a kid but in your gut you know you cannot take care of this child without hurting them in the same ways your parents hurt you if not worse. You always want to know how their life is, however, and while you hope they never meet you, you wish to be confided in by others and make sure your kid is living the best life possible.

Traits: Non-committal, Clumsy, Nosy

Aspiration: Neighborhood Confidant

Skills: Handiness 

Career: Freelance

Own rentals and get them all to 5 stars

If landlording doesn’t make enough money work freelance

Have a kid but give them up for adoption because you don't think you're suitable to take care of kids

The family that adopts your child should be one of your tenants

Avoid interacting with your kid as much as humanly possible but make sure you always know what's going on in their life

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Gen 3: Safe Ship Harbored 

Your life is… actually pretty good as far as things go. Yeah it sucks you never met your mom and it is a part of your identity but your adoptive parents aren’t bad people (unless you decided the worst for this kid.) If anything you’re lacking spice in your life, so in highschool you cause all the drama possible. But before long something happens that changes you fundamentally. You got pregnant. At an age way too young to take care of a baby. You commit your life to this baby but it drains you of your spark for life, you don’t give them up though because they deserve better than an absent parent just because they weren’t intended. You always think of what your life could have been though. 

Traits: Jealous, Lazy, Child of the Ocean (avoid going in the water)

Aspiration: Drama Llama (as a teenager), Beach Life (as a young adult/adult)

Skills: None, But focus on maxing the heirs skills 

Career: None, to make money only paint pictures of the ocean or boats

Complete the Drama Llama aspiration

Start going to university 

Get pregnant in university and drop out

Have max friendship with your kid

Get all infant milestones

Max all of heirs toddler skills 

Complete the heirs child aspiration (up to you)

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Gen 4: Arcturus Beaming

Your parent(s) tried their best but you were heavily bullied in highschool and you became a shut-in as an adult. You become paranoid as a result of this bullying and your paranoia leads you to live in a bunker, only leaving to go to work. During one of your shifts you discover the hidden planet Sixam, your curiosity gets the better of you and you devise a plan to get there. Once you land, you’re shocked to discover aliens! You never thought other lifeforms could exist, you befriend the aliens, and eventually go back to your own planet. (Marry one of the aliens you meet on this trip, if you choose to marry). As you continue making trips to Sixam, you notice your decreasing paranoia. You realize how much of your life you wasted and decide you can now live your life to the fullest.

Traits: Paranoid, Loner, Overachiever, Wise

Aspiration: Crystal Crafter

Skills: Gemology

Career: Scientist

Live In a bunker, only leave to work (until paranoid trait gets changed) 

Master Scientist Career

Master Gemology skill

Visit Sixam

Marry an alien (if you marry)

Change Loner to Loyal or Insider once you make 5 good friends

 Maintain those friendships

Change Paranoid to Adventurous, Loyal or Outgoing once you go to Sixam and meet an alien

Gain Wise trait as an elder

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Gen 5: Allies or Enemies 

You don't try to be mean, mean words just come more naturally than flowery prose. You know it affects the people around you negatively, but you can’t help yourself. You make mistakes. A lot of them, but your spouse is the one you want to stay with at the end of the day and you can’t imagine your life without them so you will make it work even if you’re complete opposites and oftentimes neither of you get what you see in each other (but that makes you want each other more.)

Traits: Socially Awkward, High Maintenance, Noncommittal

Aspiration: Soulmate

Skills: Mischief 

Career: Secret Agent

Master Secret Agent Career: Villain Branch

Your spouse doesn’t need to max their career but they should reach the branch point. 

Get married to your enemy

Your enemy should be loyal (rest of the traits your choice), Also they should be a secret agent: Diamond Agent branch

Cheat on your spouse and get caught but get them to marry you again/ max relationship again

Bonus points if you can get max romance while negative max friendship

Complete Soulmate Aspiration

Master Mischief skill

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Gen 6: Bitter Medicine

You clearly inherited your parent’s communication skills, but you don’t want to go through the cycles of having others hate you before slowly repairing your mistakes. You want to be better, even if it means you have to fake it until you make it. Especially so towards your kids who think the world of you, although you don't see the same in yourself.

Traits: Hates Children, Perfectionist, Squeamish

Aspiration: Master Actress + Successful Lineage

Skills: Acting, Parenting

Career: Actor

Complete Master Actor/Actress Aspiration before having kids

Master Acting skill

Master Actor Career

Treat your kids really well and have max relationships with all of them in spite of hating kids trait (never change that trait out unless your sim is an elder and they can finally come clean to themself)

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Gen 7: Unraveling

For better or for worse your relationships have guided the course of your life. You fell into knitting due to your close relationship with someone who happened to knit, because you loved them dearly, but they departed. You became a gardener and deeply attached to plants (even becoming one yourself) because a person you loved taught you to connect with nature on a deeper level. Your house itself is a product of the crafts of someone else you loved. FInally, your children are the product of a love you thought would never decay. For better or for worse they are all a part of you and make up who you become. 

Traits: Romantic, Gloomy, Loves Outdoors

Aspiration: Lady of the Knits

Skills: Gardening, Knitting, Floral Arrangement

Career: Gardener: Floral Designer branch

Master Gardener Career: Floral Designer branch

Master Gardening skill

Master Knitting skill

Master Floral Arrangement skill

Complete Lady of the Knits aspiration

4 Major Relationships

Meet an elderly person who mentors you in knitting, live together until their death

First Spouse should have gardening related traits, aspiration, & job. Eventually you can divorce them or they die. Pick your spice. 

Become a plant sim while you’re with your first spouse.

Second Spouse is the same story as the first spouse but with woodworking instead.

Spouse should make a ton of furniture that you keep even after they leave and use it as your house furniture. You may cheat their handiness skill up if you don’t want to deal with that.

Final spouse should be a childhood friend, someone who stayed with you all your life.

Have heir with this spouse along with at least one other kid

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Gen 8: Easier

The parent you thought hung the stars themselves is gone. You and Your sibling connected over this and made an inseparable bond. You moved in together, started on your adult lives together, found peace and truly made a home together. It was you and them until the end. Unfortunately, they tragically passed too soon. Their passing breaks you, you move to a town and “start fresh” but eventually you realize that the past isn’t left behind that easily, and that it isn’t easier to abandon what little you had left of them. And after some time, and a lot of healing, you come to terms that that would not be what your sibling would have wanted either. You return to the home you had together and face the future, even if it hurts. 

Traits: Family-Oriented, Self-Assured, Loyal

Aspiration: Inner Peace + Self-Care Specialist

Skills: Wellness 

Career: None (Own a Spa)

Become best friends with a/your sibling

Move in together and build a home together. Fill it with pictures and other things that are about them together.

While you live together, complete the inner peace aspiration.

Have the sibling die

Once the sibling dies, move to a town and change identities (either metaphorically or do it literally) until you complete self care specialist aspiration. 

Once you complete self care specialist aspiration move back into the house you shared with your sibling to settle down

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Gen 9: Turn out the lights

You’re kind of impulsive and can't stop yourself from doing the first thing that pops into your head. That makes it hard to really “stick” with something but it lets you see things you wouldn't have seen otherwise. Maybe eventually you’ll calm down long enough to realize you are able to have self control, but until then lets try stuff out. 

Traits: Creative, High Maintenance, Kleptomaniac 

Aspiration: Academic + Renaissance Sim

Skills: Not Specified

Career: Not Specified

Complete Academic Aspiration

Complete Renaissance Sim Aspiration

Operate (almost) exclusively by your sim’s whims (thought cloud tasks) from young adulthood until you finish the renaissance sim aspiration (you may do something other than their whims for the sake of their aspirations and not dying, but prioritize the whims)

Once aspiration is completed you may change the kleptomaniac trait for another.

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Gen 10: The Well

You think about your family a lot. Your parents weren’t really all “there” with their adventures among other stuff. But when you think of your family, you don’t just think of your parents. You can help but think of everyone who came before you, the regrets they may have had, the regrets you will have. You want to live a life without those regrets, while you may struggle since it genuinely is very difficult for you to communicate with others. You want to experience everything life has to offer and connect to those who you want to communicate with genuinely, one way or another. 

Traits: Gloomy, Socially Awkward, Adventurous

Aspiration: Mt. Komorebi Sightseer + City Native + Fountain of Tomarani Knowledge

Skills: Medium, Selvadoradian Culture

Career: Paranormal Investigator (freelance)

Keep a diary all your life

Write in it daily

Complete Mt, Komorebi Sightseer

Complete City Native

Complete Fountain of Tomarani Knowledge

Master Medium skill

Master Selvadoradian Culture skill

Once all aspirations + Selvadoradian Culture are completed change the socially awkward and gloomy trait to outgoing and cheerful traits respectively

Keep a shrine for your ancestors (generation heirs) and a proper place for all their graves/urns

Host a family gathering with the ghosts of all previous heirs (Optional as their spirits may have faded)

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Optional Gen: The Moon Will Sing

You had hopes, dreams, aspirations even before you met them. Now they’re in your life and you don't know who you were outside of them. Do you still exist if they are not looking at you? What did you want to do in the past? You’re not quite sure, but it will take work and effort to reclaim your sense of self again that you so desperately crave. May the moon guide you. 

Traits: Loner, Music Lover, Good

Aspiration: Cure Seeker, Musical Genius 

Skills: Singing

Career: None (sing for tips and compose songs)

Get married to werewolf who gives you curse bite (forcibly gives)

Spouse should have Lone wolf Aspiration + evil trait

Spouse should complete their aspiration (you can cheat if you don't want to work for it)

Become Apex werewolf taking these traits (if you can take more and it’s not specified to not take take whatever you want)

Somber Howl

Lunar Blessing

NOT allowed Lunar Resistance

Lunar Howl

Howl every full moon

Master Singing Skill

Complete Cure Seeker Aspiration

Divorce Spouse once you cure yourself of Lycanthropy 

Complete Musical Genius Aspiration 

Reach 5 star fame once you leave spouse or master a career (optional)

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Optional Gen: Tongues & Teeth

You were really close with your childhood friend, well in some senses you still are. But it definitely isn’t because of your stellar personality or kindness. If anything you treat them pretty badly. They know what they signed up for though, and still decided to marry you so they better not expect you to be a better person now. You will definitely ruin their life, maybe yours in the process as well.  

Traits: Mean, Self Absorbed, Snob

Aspiration: Master Vampire 

Skills: Pipe Organ, Vampire Lore

Career: Only your spouse works

Have a childhood friend that you’re really close with (though you’re their best friend, they’re not yours)

Become a Vampire asap

One you’re a vampire don’t treat childhood friend well

As a vampire only forcibly drink from childhood friend

Get married to childhood friend

Complete Master Vampire Aspiration

Master Pipe Organ skill

Master Vampire Lore skill

You’re only allowed to be mean to your spouse, they can be nice to you though. 

Any kids you have, convert them to vampires as well. 

Never divorce 

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I hope people enjoy playing it! Once I had the idea I speedran making this. May the sims release me from its chokehold soon. If anyone wants explanations for any decisions I made let me know!

[skullislandproductions]

Space Jam 2 Hallmark ornament featuring Bugs Bunny and “Tune” LeBron James. LeBron James spent quite a bit of time as a Looney Tunes character, as he shifted form to match his environment, but he always provided his own voice.

[simpforsix]

Nine: Alright, if you get caught, what are you going to do to get out of it?

Caleb: Mansplain

Isabela: Manipulate

Ran: Manslaughter

Kopano: Malewife

Nigel: Manwhore

[anamoon63]

Give your sims a sword ⚔

Thank you @bool-prop for the tag! 🤗💗

Picrew here.

I made this sword for Robin; it seems like a true powerful one. I think where he is going now, he might need it.

I'm tagging @nocturnalazure, @kimmiessimmies, @treason-and-plot, @miss-may-i, @igglemouse, @satureja13, @sharona-sims. @papermint-airplane and @marcishaun

[beebeesiims]

in her arrangements, kaylynn demanded there be no black and no sad music. only bright colors, food, laughter and each other.

[dawnvy]

[artemfluid]

Where I'm From.

A poem by Artem.fluid

I am from a town where nothing happens,

Despite the lives that live there.

I am from a tree seeping sap,

Sticks stuck in dirt

All long gone.

I am from blue music making aliens,

Stolen.

Working

Harder

Faster

Stronger

To be returned.

I am from vicious wind chill, nipping at my skin.

The calling of a winter vortex, keeping me inside.

I am from a little block game,

Dirt and stone bringing screens to life.

I am from lightcycles and disc wars, 

Not wanting to be derezzed.

I am from unscathed bones,

Safely tucked away behind anxiety.

I'm from the jungle gym of a wood framework,

Sturdy and not moving. 

Soon to be stuck behind a wall.

I'm from art big and small,

High and low alike.

I'm from arrows bouncing off bark, 

blunt being simply abused.

I'm from that car stuck in that garage,

covered in cobwebs.

Always broken always working.

I'm from nearby and far out,

The hymn of roads lulling me to sleep.

I am from high winds and heavy rains, 

huffing and puffing and blowing my house down.

I'm from not my house, 

far from home betrayed by nature.

I'm from thousands of words, good and bad.

I am from fuck you. 

Calling you out and running away. 

Not letting you phase me eons after.

I'm from top secret clearance,

What a lie.

I'm from bleach and burning skin, 

rainbows dousing my head.

I'm from restless legs, 

my sleep always escaping me.

From sharks, not in water

but the ocean of my blankets.

I'm from that “scarf” around my neck, 

a friend never leaving my side.

I'm from a good morning during midday.

A finger wiggling at me,

Giggles escaping us all.

I'm from tiny little paws sitting in my hands, 

a ball of fur named Waffles.

I'm from the wives of a crane, 

Flying through rhythm.

Songs about woes and issues,

Their melody blessing my ears.

I am from a Weber grill used as a drum.

Blistering in the sun and reading 

my permanent record.

I'm from feelings, arent we all?

Physical and mental,

Atom by atom,

I'm from there,

As are you.

[ll-but-its-random]

I'm not getting over them anytime soon:

Five: *Posts a low-quality image in the group chat* Duanphen: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this picture, I'd have 15 cents. Five: If I had a dollar for every once of range I felt in my body after reading this text I'd have enough money to buy a canon and fire at you. Caleb: Actually I did the math. Duanphen would have $225, not $0.15. Duanphen: Fam, I'm right here. Isabela: If I had a dollar, I'd buy a can of soda :). Five: While you're there, can you buy me apple juice too. Isabela: Sorry, I only have a dollar :( Caleb: Hey, I just realized Duanphen would have $22.500, not $225 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent. Isabela: If I had $22,500, I'd buy soda and apple juice. Ran: You can buy anything with $22,500. Duanphen: Yeah, and she wants soda and apply juice. Ran: Apply juice to what? Five: Directly to the forehead. Einar: Great chat everyone. --- Einar: it's a package from my parents. Isabela: What's inside. Einar: It's heavy, must be their disappointment in me. --- Isabela: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. Duanphen: Violently practices. Caleb: Violently studies. Isabela: Violently sleeps. Ran: Violently shoots pictures. Einar: Violently boxes. Five: Violently murders people. Caleb: Violently worries about the previous statement --- (Responses to "I love you") Duanphen: I know. Ran: I'm sorry. Caleb: Why? Einar: *Finger guns* Isabela: *Hair flip* Who doesn't. Five: If only there was someone out there who loves you. --- Isabela: truth or dare? Einar: Dare. Isabela: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the Skimmer. Einar: ...Five? Five: Y-yes? Einar: Can you move aside? I'm trying to get to the mirror.