#the concept of rickrolling

[ask-shittilydrawn-blackspace]

Never gonna give you up and never gonna let you down! Just some encouraging notes!

S: Why do you like this song so much, anyway?

[thesylverlining]

......I LITERALLY. GOT. *RICKROLLING.*

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

[incorrectbatfam]

Concept: each batkid takes advantage of their nepo baby status to create their own Wayne subsidiaries

Dick — Wayne Crime Stoppers, a community-based volunteer network to do what the police won't

Jason — Wayne Crime, so Dick's thing has a reason to exist

Tim — Wayne Indoor Athletics, his excuse to skateboard in the office

Damian — Wayne Animal Sanctuary, dedicated to strays and wildlife alike

Duke — Wayne Academy, like Khan Academy for students who are too busy getting mugged to study for their final

Steph — Wayne Rolling, a fake website that's just a rickroll

Barbara — Wayne Access, a long-term plan to improve accessibility around the city

Harper — Wayne Disrepair, where you call her if you want to break stuff

Cass — Wayne Nothing. No more corporations

[wilyserpentofeden]

Things I think Anthony J. Crowley is responsible for that absolutely bit him in the ass later on:

Creating the concept of selfies but specifically "duck face" selfies (made it up while drunk, because ducks! sobered up and realized how ridiculous he looked)

The creation of tiktok (created an addicting algorithm, got addicted to it immediately)

The misery contained within any DMV (had to renew his license the human way one day, realized he hated every second)

Y2K both causing so much panic and doing absolutely nothing (he could not convince anyone that it was a rumor he made up until it passed)

Starbucks using the words "grande" for medium and "venti" for large despite "grande" literally meaning large or big (did this as a joke, immediately confused himself)

The concept of rickrolling (it became Aziraphale's favorite meme and it still is years later. He cannot escape it.)

[sitp-recs]

Hi! :)

Could you please do a funny/witty/bantery rec list?

Looking more so for writing tone, but dialogue would ofc also be okay!

Thank you so much x

Hi there! I have a reclist for witty!Draco, but here are some witty fics I really love. They are such fun reads I remember exactly which scenes made me laugh out loud. In terms of writing tone, 4 authors whose sense of humor always hit the mark for me are astolat, shiftylinguini, blamebrampton and iota. Enjoy!

Tense by Faith Wood (E, 3k)

Harry and Draco have sex. Very, very slowly. Seriously, this is, like, 3K of penetration.

Never Gonna Give You Up by InnerLilith (E, 5k)

Five times Harry rickrolls Draco and one time Draco gets him back.

Game On by @pennygalleon (T, 5k)

Draco blows Harry a kiss and the press goes nuts. Harry suggests they use this to their advantage.

Matched Set by astolat (E, 6k)

“No one asked you to look, did they?” Draco said, eyes glittering and intent on Harry’s face—like he’d just wiped off the years and turned back in time to when their greatest ambition in life had been to knock the other off his broom in front of the school and grab the Snitch first, before they’d both gone to war and come back with scars.

Up The by @shiftylinguini (E, 7k)

“I feel I need to point out,” Draco kissed gently over Harry’s Adam’s apple, “that this is the most Gryffindor approach to conception that could possibly exist.”

draco malfoy's substitute murder service by @oknowkiss (E, 10k)

When Harry joins the Curse Breakers shortly after his twenty-fifth birthday, he’s surprised to find himself assigned to the Department of Creatures, Cryptids, and Associated Calamities.

The Loathly Worm by Selden (E, 12k)

When Draco Malfoy is forced to go undercover among the remaining Death Eaters in the aftermath of the war, the last person he expects to find there is Harry Potter.

Party of Two by fireflavored (E, 13k)

Drinking, sex, and a total misreading of the concept of fuck buddies.

keep it down, orphaned (E, 13k)

Malfoy’s an inconsiderately loud roommate and Harry’s over it.

An Act of Kindness for One Harry Potter by a Sympathetic Draco Malfoy by 0idontknow0 (E, 15k)

As Draco leaned on the wall to wait for them to get dressed, he could not help feeling like he had done a very kind thing by disrupting them. Someone should give Potter a better rogering than that sorry sod had. The man had saved the bloody world—okay, mostly Europe—the least someone could do was give him a proper shag.

Stupid Love by @the-sinking-ship (E, 17k)

Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Let me count the ways.

Heartlines by @sorrybutblog (T, 22k)

Just as Draco Malfoy's life seems to be getting back on track, the magic at Malfoy Manor is spinning out of control. Auror partners Harry Potter and Angelina Johnson are assigned to the case and quickly find that nothing about the situation is obvious. The flare ups are unpredictable at best, downright dangerous at worst, and why has a Hogwarts first year gone missing at the same time?

Little Red Courgette by blamebrampton (T, 31k)

When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?

Clouds That Veil the Midnight Moon by @drarrytrash (E, 36k)

According to Harry’s personal narrative regarding the incident, he’d hooked up with Draco Malfoy for purely self-destructive reasons, or out of convenience, or by some unlucky accident. Looking at him, sprawled in the moonlight, Harry is devastated to recall that he’d hooked up with Draco Malfoy because he’s hot.

Bite Me, Hate Memes by pir8fancier (E, 44k)

Draco Malfoy is incensed to realize that someone is trying to usurp his position as the premier Harry Potter hater.

Rookie Moves by peu_a_peu (E, 75k)

Aurors Potter and Malfoy crack the case.

The Liars Department by @dorthyanndrarry (T, 103k)

This is a story about Harry meeting up with Draco Malfoy four years after the war. And a story about Harry, well, not hating his job per say, but it's not like he has much to compare it to and it seemed fine. His whole life seemed fine. Then Malfoy came along with and his flashy suits and fast car making everything seem dull in comparison, and Harry... Harry couldn't just leave well enough alone.

[witchofthesouls]

Jasper trio and Sam swapping places is such interesting concept with many interesting scenarios like this one i think

Sam: Have you seriously never tried using a radio to communicate? Ever?

Tfp!Bee:*optics wide looks like he was enlightened*

Cue later Bee rickrolling the cons

Even better, TFP!Bumblebee splices the recordings from all the cartoons and video games he watches with the kids. Spongebob will be incorporated somewhere, somehow, and at least once a day because he really likes the sound effects. He has their music players' contents memorized as well.

(Sam will eventually regret introducing him to 80s music.)

He wouldn't do that to the Decepticons. TFP!Bumblebee crashes through the portal to the Diego Garcia base, and everyone will groan when he answers the Jasper Trio when Never Gonna Give You Up starts blaring.

Bayverse!Bumblebee approves.

[rottenpumpkin13]

oh no, someone has hacked into the system and replaced everyone in Shinra’s ringtones with rickrolls :)

Sephiroth: Unfamiliar with the concept of a rickroll. He assumes someone swapped his usual ringtone with an oddly catchy song. He gets a call, hears the song, feels unexpectedly intrigued, and picks up, though part of him wants to let it play. The next time his phone rings, he listens longer, bobs his head and enjoys the song. He's nearly tempted to keep it and is utterly baffled by why Zack yells "DAMN IT!" every time his phone goes off.

Zack: His phone rings five times, he gets rickrolled five times and the reactions are: 1) "Aw man!" 2) "Dang it! I thought I changed it back!" 3) "WHAT THE FUCK?" 4) *sobbing* HELP WHAT DO I DO!?" 5) *screaming as he throws his phone from the 49th floor*

Genesis: The first notes catch him off guard, so with a knee-jerk reaction, he sets his phone on fire. The music somehow persists through the flames, which is how half of SOLDIER witnesses Commander Rhapsodos fleeing into the men's room with a flaming phone in hand, before flushing it down the toilet.

Angeal: Entirely convinced this is Zack's handiwork and flatly refuses to change it himself. Every time it rings he shouts "ZACK!" and waits until Zack shows up to protest his innocence. Zack's been lectured fifteen times.

Kunsel: Amused beyond words at Zack's repeated scoldings because he's the one who set the whole thing up.

Lazard: He took it all in fun until a crucial board meeting when his phone went off. Everyone was silent, the president looked unimpressed, and Reeve began nodding along to the music.

Reno: Unbothered, delighted even. He lounges in the Turks' break room with a list of every contact he has. He rickrolls everyone. He calls Tseng 28 times in ten minutes.

Tseng: By the twenty-eighth ring, Tseng calmly hurls his phone into Rufus' coffee. Rufus stares at him as though Tseng's just lost his mind.

[theme-song-giver]

Hello

I will give posts, blogs, characters, etc songs I think fit them the most.

This concept may sound cringe, but I couldn't think of anything else to make for a gimmick blog.

Pronouns are they/them.

I am a minor so don't be a creep.

Main blog is @alocalcosmiccalamity

Homophobes, transphobes, pedophiles, terfs, etc, do not interact. Interact and I will block you.

Tagging all the gimmicks I can remember at the moment so this blog doesn't die

@duothelingo @same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday @space-in-a-place @gimmick-thief @maryland-officially @god-offical @claires-unofficial @whataburger-unofficial @amtrak-official @the-real-gmail

[omg-snakes]

Two households, both alike in

AWESOMENESS

are going to race each other to life in an inclusive no-holds-barred event! It's the

2024 Great Corn Snake Egg Race

The contenders:

LRR24: Let's RRock!!

8 eggs laid June 1st, 2024

Larger overall but smaller in number

Mother: Lisa

Father: Rickroll

versus

SDA24: Snake Dominion Apocalypse

13 eggs laid June 1, 2024

Smaller eggs, but more of them

Mother: Snowdrop

Father: Apollo II

Which clutch will hit the gas and speed to the finish by pipping first? Who will pump the breaks and be left in the moss?

The winners of the 2024 Great Corn Snake Egg Race will get an all-expenses-paid lifetime, where their every need will be provided for at no cost to them, for as long as they live! Which is good because snakes have no concept of money!

The losers will receive a consolation prize of the exact same thing but with less fanfare at the outset.

[hydn-jpg]

hydn-jpg's choices art dump #1

hi hello ik i havent posted like at all but honestly i was kinda going through it lmao. also, artblock. i didn't like most of what i was drawing so i spent a lot of time not drawing and did other stuff instead (mostly reading other ifs but i've also been putting some hours into fields of mistria haha). still, i wanted to post something so i picked out some stuff that i've either abandoned or left unfinished (+ some blurbs abt them)

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[cop - noel rose, trystan thorne] - i drew this in february and was gonna post it for valentines but idk. i liked the concept but i don't feel like i executed it very well, it just feels kinda meh. will probably redraw it one day.

[loa - zach westbrook, joaquin morales] - gave up on this one bc i couldn't get joaquin to look like joaquin and it made me sad

[dls - hyun lee, charles king] - idk

[... - cas harlow] - i saw a post a while ago that said artists could literally draw whatever they want and like. yeah. we really COULD draw anything we wanted. so i drew cas doing the rickroll. why? BECAUSE I CAN DRAW ANYTHING

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i might do more art dumps in the future! i have a lot of stuff i don't finish/abandon so it might be nice to showcase them like this (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

[official-time]

Hey there. I'm Time. I'm always here when you need some Time

Hi there! I run official-time! I go by she/her and I'm a minor, so please don't be weird to me!

When I'm talking as Time, I go by it/it's (cuz yk, it's literally the concept of time). I also write in the orange chat text! And when I'm writing something that's out of character I'll tag the post as #ooc or #ooc post

Tag me when you need to know the time or just need some time!

You never know when time might pop in to have some fun .-.

My main blog is @cp-snitch and you can find a more detailed introduction of me pinned at the top of my blog @spaghetti-o-fficial

I'm always there. Don't worry :)

Tags to get this blog started:

@wikipedia-the-official @unofficial-ihop @walmart-the-official @same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday @bingle-official @official-imagine-dragons

[alchemists-wife]

concept: Vox walking around rickrolling random people

[deuteroganist]

Next On: Only On Mistholme

[HEAVY PLOT POINT SPOILERS]

- the fucking sea ate a whole section of the museum staff and now they are a hivemind in another dimension

- bonus: the fucking concept of intelligence ate my colleagues and i will succumb to it

- a toaster rickrolls you but only when you’re not trying

- a chair Daniel is trans and WILL hurt you and everything you love if you misgender him

- the looming antagonist is a genderqueer fairy prince with parent issues

- dom guilfoyle, creator of the podcast, is the curator and also a cat. this is a fact

- lesbian robot mother family tree

what else can you ask for

[wellbelesbian]

carry on pornbots, what we know:

okay, so i’m sure many of you have noticed the carry on pornbot phenomenon that’s started happening, and i’m obsessed, so here is what i’ve put together so far. big thanks to the folks in the carry on server who found all the bots (at least, i think that’s all of them) and decoded some stuff!

if you’d rather see this all unfold for yourself, don’t click read more. but if you want to catch up or just keep your head straight, here’s everything i know:

so, the bots we know of so far, in no particular order. are:

Gareth @bucklemeup342

Daphne @strawberry-spreader-342

Natasha @headmistress-pitch-342

Smith Smith-Richards @the-real-chosen-one-422

The Minotaur @greekfurry342

Lamb @i-assure-you-im-real-223

Braden @youre-an-apocryphal-concept-223

Mitali @head-milf-in-charge-342

Jeff the were-badger @stay-out-of-the-quiet-zone-223

Ginger @level-me-up-223

Lady Ruth @i-eat-the-cake-422

Ebb @other-girls-definitely-count-342

also worth noting @real-cryptid-friend-shep-239, but we will get back to him.

we still don’t know what the numbers in these names mean.

most of the links in the urls lead to the ao3 page for their respective character or a ship they are involved in (for example Braden and Lamb both take you to their ship tag, which is woefully empty). however Jeff’s takes you to his ao3, the imdb page for I Was A Teenage Wereskunk and the wikipedia page for Carhenge.

so, the bots started appearing a few days ago, i think i got my first follow from one on boxing day, or maybe the day after. i didn’t pick up on the first few and blocked them. like many people, they came to my attention when Rainbow posted about them.

since then, Lamb, Braden and Mitali have been active.

first, Braden and Lamb had this exchange:

then Mitali responded to this ask from @thewholelemon

i messaged Ebb asking her to open her asks, and a few hours later when i checked again, all the asks that had previously been closed, such as Ebb and Daphne, had them opened. I’ve sent an ask to Ebb but she hasn’t responded yet.

then Braden reblogged this aftg art

i presume this was an accident and whoever is behind this meant to post it to their main account. or maybe it was a hint? Braden later added:

now seems like a good time to mention that Braden is double verified, which means not only time and effort but money has gone into this. i truly applaud whoever is behind it!

Braden also responded to another ask. this one is anonymous so it could have been sent by anyone.

finally, Gareth just posted this

and then there’s Shepard…

so, this account that resembled the others and was impersonating Shepard was found. in his bio is the link to his ao3 page and a rickroll.

but it isn’t like the others. it was created 3 months ago, it hasn’t followed anyone, and it posted some puzzles.

the first was this

which @raenestee figured out was hexadecimal code and spells out ‘Las Vegas’.

then came

which @thewholelemon worked out was page, line and word numbers in Wayward Son. that spells out “This is not Shepard”

then finally there was this wordsearch

@onepintobean found the word ‘contact’, then @yellobb solved the rest

and that’s all Shepard has given us. it’s funny, but personally, i don’t think it’s the same person/people behind this account as it is behind all the others.

but that’s it for now! i’ve reached the limit for photos i can add and that’s about all the information i can think of. i might add to this, we’ll see how complicated it gets. but either way it’s a lot of fun, especially to keep track of in real time. massive kudos to whoever is running all this!

[sitp-recs]

hiiii what are the funniest, explicit fics in your opinion?

Hi anon! Oh I love myself some funny smut. I’ve definitely recced these many times before, they always crack me up:

Tense by Faith Wood (3k)

Harry and Draco have sex. Very, very slowly. Seriously, this is, like, 3K of penetration.

Ring of Fire by IvvyMoon (4.7k)

Draco gets a tattoo.

Never Gonna Give You Up by InnerLilith (5k)

Five times Harry rickrolls Draco and one time Draco gets him back.

Luckiest Fucking Size Queen Alive by @l0vegl0wsinthedark (6k)

Potter escorts me home, presses me into my front door and kisses me with a ferocity that’s exhilarating.

Up The by @shiftylinguini (7.5k)

“I feel I need to point out,” Draco kissed gently over Harry’s Adam’s apple, “that this is the most Gryffindor approach to conception that could possibly exist.”

Born Slippy by @dracoladon (8k)

Harry finds that it's less 'one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor' and more 'one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, decide Malfoy's quite fit, actually, and decent company after your friends traitorous abandonment, floor.' With Malfoy lying next to you.

Sex Ed for Aurors by curiouslyfic (9k)

Some things, you need to learn on the job.

The Full Monty by @magpiefngrl (10k)

Harry poses for a naked Auror calendar and Draco goes batshit crazy with lust.

Aural Gratification by birdsofshore (E, 11k)

Harry's not gay – he just likes listening to exciting stories about Aurors. It's not his fault that the narrator's voice is so smooth, so expressive... and really rather hot.

The Loathly Worm by Selden (12k)

When Draco Malfoy is forced to go undercover among the remaining Death Eaters in the aftermath of the war, the last person he expects to find there is Harry Potter.

An Act of Kindness for One Harry Potter by a Sympathetic Draco Malfoy by 0idontknow0 (15k)

As Draco leaned on the wall to wait for them to get dressed, he could not help feeling like he had done a very kind thing by disrupting them. Someone should give Potter a better rogering than that sorry sod had.

you look so fine by michi_thekiller (16k)

In which Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Dark!Humor or Crack!Horror, you decide.

Stupid Love by @the-sinking-ship (17k)

Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Let me count the ways.

Potter’s Parselprostate (and the Chamber of Secrets) by @dictacontrion (17k)

Hogwarts’ future depends on Malfoy’s texts. Too bad the key is up Potter’s arse.

The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by @firethesound and @eidheann (36k)

After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.