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omg-snakes · 4 months ago

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Little dreamers from MV24 are starting to rouse from their slumber!

#mv24 #snake #snakes #reptile #reptiles #reptiblr #corn snake #corn snakes #corn snake morphs #baby snake #snake egg #snake eggs #corn snake egg #corn snake eggs #snegg #sneggs

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inbabylontheywept · 5 months ago

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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

#i feel a kinship with that snake #would that i could be a simple tube #and eat my fill of eggs #but being a person is rather nice too #my wife is a saint #and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy #but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college #and i deserved to just go a little insane #you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs

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herpsandbirds · 1 year ago

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Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa

photograph by Cristian Schneider

#egg eating snake #dasypeltis #colubridae #snake #reptile #herpetology #africa #animals #nature

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shirecorn · 2 months ago

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Avoidance Avoidance

IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG/I FORGET HOW/THEY WILL BE ANGRY/I CAUSED THIS MYSELF/IT'S GOING TO HURT/AND I WILL KNOW/IT IS MY OWN FAULT/IT'S GOING TO HURT/IT'S GOING TO HURT/IT'S GOING TO HURT

I CAN'T FACE IT

#and then you do face it and its like oh #that wasnt so bad #the snakes in your stomach are eating each other #they will not stop if you ignore them #they will only stop if you feed them mice and birds and eggs #but first you must look at the knotted mess and say yes its my fault #but it wont get better unless i touch it #and put some hand sanitizer at the edges of each mouth #that causes snakes to regurgitate its really helpful #shire draws #vent #vent art #you can reblog it tho dw

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 9 months ago

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WENT INTO A STARDEW FUGUE STATE LADS ITS FOUR THIRTY AM MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS FUCKED GOOD NIGHT

#BIG OOPS #BUT I F I N A L L Y GOT THAT STUPID SECOND SNAKE VERTEBRAE I NEEDED #IN ORDER TO FINISH THE ARCHEOLOGICAL TENT MISSION #IN ORDER TO GET THE OSTRICH INCUBATOR #IN ORDER TO GET MORE OSTRICH EGGS #IN ORDER TO FINALLY FUCKING SHIP EVERY ITEM IN THE GAME FOR THAT ACHIEVEMENT #AUUGHUGRUHGGHGHGH IM ON LIKE YEAR FOUR OF THE GAME OR SOME SHIT #stardew valley #okay now its time to optimize moneygain im halfway through the 10 mill achievement #plus i need the gold to pay for obelisks #after that i just need to wait til spring fest cuz i forgot to buy a spring scarecrow and then i'll be able to craft the deluxe #finish up gifts for george and then the final special order is making vodka for pam #then its JUST the gold clock

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typhlonectes · 1 month ago

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#snakes #egg eating snake #food #memes

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omg-snakes · 1 year ago

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OMG these are so cute! I love that you included multiple egg slices and different patterns on the babies. You made their little faces so sweet!

I hope you had a lot fun making this. It's absolutely adorable.

its baby snake season and I follow @omg-snakes so I think this is... baby snake fanart? I'm learning how to 3D model and wanted to try to make some low poly snakes!

also comes in gif form! :

(I think this was referenced off their clutch BC23)

#art #look at them #low poly #3d modling #3d model #snakes #corn snakes #baby snakes #blender #reptiblr #reptile #reptiles #snake eggs #snake egg #very excellent

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i-n-e-a · 2 years ago

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Happy easter to those who celebrate

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charlunday · 8 months ago

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President Coriolanus Snow and his First Lady

#i should really start an art tag #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #snowbaird #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #guys i put my blood sweat and tears into this #there are so many details #not necessarily easter eggs #but like deliberate artistic choices i made #cant wait to see who notices them!

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i-3at-s0ap · 10 months ago

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Where's the love for "ugly" snakes I'm not talking about a "danger noodle 🥺💕" or "snec" I mean whole ass SNAKES. VENOM MOTHERFUCKERS. BITCHES THAT CAN EAT EGGS. EGG EATING SNAKES HAVE THEIR JAWS SPLIT INTO PARTS SO IT CAN STRETCH. THESE FUCKERS SHED AND THEN EAT THEIR SKIN!!!!! I KNOW YOUVE SEEN THAT VIDEO OF THE GREEN GUY YAWNING. YEAH NO SHIT, IF YOU SAW THE SNAKES I FIND CUTE YOU'D HURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#snakes #SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOUSHAKESYOU #SNAKKKEKDMSM #venom mention #egg eating snakes #snake #snake appreciation

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omg-snakes · 5 months ago

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Here's a fun little surprise. I'm back from vacation and checked my sneggs to find that Leslie Anne's mystery babies* decided to join us sometime yesterday!

I was expecting clutches to start pipping next week since I incubated at room temperature this year, but it seems that my crummy AC and poorly-insulated dwelling provided perfect conditions for 60-65 day hatch windows.

*I seem to have misplaced (possibly trashed??) a breeding record sheet before I was able to enter it into my digital records so I'm not totally sure who I paired Leslie to. I'm hoping it was Meteorite but I'll have a better guess once I see the rest of this clutch.

#snake #snakes #reptile #reptiles #reptiblr #corn snake #corn snakes #baby snake #snake egg #snake eggs #sneggwatch 2024 #LAM24 #i think??#snegg #sneggs

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nobodysuspectsthebutterfly · 9 months ago

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Our new Dunk and Egg!

Dexter Sol Ansell, playing Egg (the future King Aegon V Targaryen), is best known for playing the (very) young Coriolanus Snow in the opening scene for The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.

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I think Dexter is a perfect choice for Egg! He looks very HBO-Targaryen, and IMO has a strong resemblance to Leo Ashton (young Aemond in HOTD S1), as well as Emma D'Arcy (Rhaenyra). Of course he'll be shaving his head (poor kid), and with those light eyebrows, I'm sure he will be very very egg, lol.

Our new Dunk, Peter Claffey, from Portumma, Ireland, used to be a rugby player (he's 1.96m, 6'5"), but left the sport in 2018 and got into acting. Here's a clip from his agent's site, and for more videos see here.