#snake egg

[omg-snakes]

Little dreamers from MV24 are starting to rouse from their slumber!

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[herpsandbirds]

Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa

photograph by Cristian Schneider

[shirecorn]

Avoidance Avoidance

IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG/I FORGET HOW/THEY WILL BE ANGRY/I CAUSED THIS MYSELF/IT'S GOING TO HURT/AND I WILL KNOW/IT IS MY OWN FAULT/IT'S GOING TO HURT/IT'S GOING TO HURT/IT'S GOING TO HURT

I CAN'T FACE IT

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

WENT INTO A STARDEW FUGUE STATE LADS ITS FOUR THIRTY AM MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS FUCKED GOOD NIGHT

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

So correct me if I'm wrong, but what egg-eating snakes do is a lot like what you might do when getting a long noodle stuck in your throat, right?

If your process for getting noodles out of your throat involves swallowing them until they're at the very back of your throat, using a special vertebra to crack open the noodle's shell, straightening your neck and squeezing your muscles to swallow the delicious and nutritious noodle yolk, and then regurgitating the noodle shell, then yeah, it's very similar.

[omg-snakes]

OMG these are so cute! I love that you included multiple egg slices and different patterns on the babies. You made their little faces so sweet!

I hope you had a lot fun making this. It's absolutely adorable.

its baby snake season and I follow @omg-snakes so I think this is... baby snake fanart? I'm learning how to 3D model and wanted to try to make some low poly snakes!

also comes in gif form! :

(I think this was referenced off their clutch BC23)

[i-n-e-a]

Happy easter to those who celebrate

[charlunday]

President Coriolanus Snow and his First Lady

[omg-snakes]

Here's a fun little surprise. I'm back from vacation and checked my sneggs to find that Leslie Anne's mystery babies* decided to join us sometime yesterday!

I was expecting clutches to start pipping next week since I incubated at room temperature this year, but it seems that my crummy AC and poorly-insulated dwelling provided perfect conditions for 60-65 day hatch windows.

*I seem to have misplaced (possibly trashed??) a breeding record sheet before I was able to enter it into my digital records so I'm not totally sure who I paired Leslie to. I'm hoping it was Meteorite but I'll have a better guess once I see the rest of this clutch.

[i-3at-s0ap]

Where's the love for "ugly" snakes I'm not talking about a "danger noodle 🥺💕" or "snec" I mean whole ass SNAKES. VENOM MOTHERFUCKERS. BITCHES THAT CAN EAT EGGS. EGG EATING SNAKES HAVE THEIR JAWS SPLIT INTO PARTS SO IT CAN STRETCH. THESE FUCKERS SHED AND THEN EAT THEIR SKIN!!!!! I KNOW YOUVE SEEN THAT VIDEO OF THE GREEN GUY YAWNING. YEAH NO SHIT, IF YOU SAW THE SNAKES I FIND CUTE YOU'D HURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[herpsandbirds]

Common Egg-eater (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubbridae, found in Sub-Saharan Africa and parts of the Middle East

Top photo: Eat a tasty egg.

photographs by Mond76 & Johan Marais

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

Our new Dunk and Egg!

Dexter Sol Ansell, playing Egg (the future King Aegon V Targaryen), is best known for playing the (very) young Coriolanus Snow in the opening scene for The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.

I think Dexter is a perfect choice for Egg! He looks very HBO-Targaryen, and IMO has a strong resemblance to Leo Ashton (young Aemond in HOTD S1), as well as Emma D'Arcy (Rhaenyra). Of course he'll be shaving his head (poor kid), and with those light eyebrows, I'm sure he will be very very egg, lol.

Our new Dunk, Peter Claffey, from Portumma, Ireland, used to be a rugby player (he's 1.96m, 6'5"), but left the sport in 2018 and got into acting. Here's a clip from his agent's site, and for more videos see here.

I personally think this clip is highly convincing of Peter's potential in this role. "We could use a man-mountain like you", indeed.

[purpleeggyboi]

Made dis as a gift to @slasher-jaxshitposts

Want to draw on my own more but can’t seem to find that motivative to sit down and do it

[wyvernity]

wip posting just to get something out there, and it's def a mixed bag!! the only thing more inconsistent than my posting schedule is my art style RIP

[boomartist]

Happy Easter!

Who says you're "too old to Easter egg hunt"