#the clown honks

[honkin-clown-hut]

Guess who remembered they're cute?(And craves validation for it)

[horniestclownintown]

Sometimes a good toy needs some help to behave when he's home alone! Sometimes he needs his Daddy to lock him in his chastity belt, so that he can focus on being productive instead of getting distracted by his big dumb cock for hours! Sometimes a boy just needs to feel himself drip and ache in his cage every time that big stupid cock begs to be touched, to remind him what a good, well-behaved toy he can be, and how he's making his Daddy proud!! 😇

[nonbinary-jakey]

taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

[otterlyart]

Link...you must find me.

[whats-mine-is-hers]

s3ep1 leaked footage (real)

[clownmoontoon]

thinking about camilo’s va in encanto thinking he did so badly during his wdtab verse that disney was sure to recast him when in the end his part became arguably the most iconic part of the most famous disney song of all time

and how perhaps, we shouldnt be so hard on ourselves

we really do not see AT ALL how we come off to other ppl, we’re doing fine

POSSIBLY EVEN GREAT 

idk ilu guys be kind to yourselves <3

[hopeswells]

You know what? I bet Margaret and Philip Buckley would get along great with Tommy.

In fact, if they had to choose a man for their son to date, it would actually probably be Tommy Kinard.

He insists on calling Evan by his proper name, for one. He doesn't encourage any of Evan's silly shenanigans. He agrees with them that Evan is too excitable and that he should learn to tone it down. And whenever Evan starts going on about his firehouse found family, Tommy helps remind him that he already has a real family.

Tommy speaks their (passive aggressive) language fluently – something Evan never quite managed to pick up – and he's a fair bit older too, which means that they can trust him to keep Evan in check.

Yeah, the Buckleys would happily give Tommy their seal of approval.

[polymotions]

hey don't cry. your f/o loves you forever ok? don't forget that. they'll always be here for you, no matter what. hang in there.

[horniestclownintown]

Im staying at a hotel alone tonight, and Daddy said I could play with Sir because I get so needy when I'm alone with nobody to use me like a good toy

Sir got me so hard and messy, reminded me of my place, and I'm so happy he used me to get off and left my big dumb cock caged up and untouched for his amusement!! My pleasure is secondary, I'm here to make Daddy and Sir feel good however they want to use me 🥰🥰🥰

Now I get to fall asleep with my caged cock all throbby and messy between my legs 🥰 ready to be used again, just the way I should be!

[heirhonkful]

More doodles of Demily Pierrot! Er.. I mean @demilypyro

[nonbinary-jakey]

normal girl pictures feat. my boyfriend han solo. from carbonite

[djdolleyes]

Your girl group’s favorite girl group

[sharknado-three]

Testicular implants that make a clown noise when squeezed. Is that something?

[sculien]

Aaron Hotchner Criminal Minds 5.21

[whats-mine-is-hers]

clown to clown communication

[clownmoontoon]

thinking about how in the commentary for gravity falls alex mentions how he always wrote the show w jokes and plots he personally found funny and interesting and never once thought about writing for "the kids" as in the kids watching his show like he said FUCK dem kids and its SO funny bc that's a big part of why the show is so successful w all ages LMAO