#the clown honks

[honkin-clown-hut]

Guess who remembered they're cute?(And craves validation for it)

[horniestclownintown]

Im staying at a hotel alone tonight, and Daddy said I could play with Sir because I get so needy when I'm alone with nobody to use me like a good toy

Sir got me so hard and messy, reminded me of my place, and I'm so happy he used me to get off and left my big dumb cock caged up and untouched for his amusement!! My pleasure is secondary, I'm here to make Daddy and Sir feel good however they want to use me 🥰🥰🥰

Now I get to fall asleep with my caged cock all throbby and messy between my legs 🥰 ready to be used again, just the way I should be!

[otterlyart]

Link...you must find me.

[hopeswells]

You know what? I bet Margaret and Philip Buckley would get along great with Tommy.

In fact, if they had to choose a man for their son to date, it would actually probably be Tommy Kinard.

He insists on calling Evan by his proper name, for one. He doesn't encourage any of Evan's silly shenanigans. He agrees with them that Evan is too excitable and that he should learn to tone it down. And whenever Evan starts going on about his firehouse found family, Tommy helps remind him that he already has a real family.

Tommy speaks their (passive aggressive) language fluently – something Evan never quite managed to pick up – and he's a fair bit older too, which means that they can trust him to keep Evan in check.

Yeah, the Buckleys would happily give Tommy their seal of approval.

[whats-mine-is-hers]

s3ep1 leaked footage (real)

[clownmoontoon]

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thinking about camilo’s va in encanto thinking he did so badly during his wdtab verse that disney was sure to recast him when in the end his part became arguably the most iconic part of the most famous disney song of all time

and how perhaps, we shouldnt be so hard on ourselves

we really do not see AT ALL how we come off to other ppl, we’re doing fine

POSSIBLY EVEN GREAT 

idk ilu guys be kind to yourselves <3

[horniestclownintown]

A couple of nights ago my boyfriend was grinding on my bulge and I desperately wanted to put my cock in him but it was pretty late so he said I could the next night. I decided I wanted to wait to cum until I could do it inside him, so he got off a few times riding my packer while I lowkey lost my mind (and then I jacked him off for another couple of rounds because he's too sexy for his own good)

Anyway last night we again didn't have time to fuck properly. Boyfriend was gonna jerk me off bc he's a sweetie but I was determined to keep holding out, so he just stroked me through a few edges instead which felt sooooo fucking good~

I'm gonna try and stay denied until tomorrow night when he's home! I've had a cock ring on my packer to keep me in check but omg I'm so sensitive, I love it

[heirhonkful]

More doodles of Demily Pierrot! Er.. I mean @demilypyro

[sharknado-three]

Testicular implants that make a clown noise when squeezed. Is that something?

[sculien]

Aaron Hotchner Criminal Minds 5.21

[wacky-wonders]

sidewalk chalk billy

[hopeswells]

Sometimes I lowkey kinda want S8 to begin with a timeskip.

Like, very first episode, we open with a still shot of Eddie’s empty living room. It’s evening. It’s quiet. And then there’s a thump against the front door.

Cue the rattle of keys in the lock, and in stumble Eddie and Buck. They’re kissing, yanking at each other’s clothes, bumping into furniture. Buck barely manages to kick the front door closed behind him before Eddie’s pulling him along across the living room, hands still roaming.

The camera remains stationary as they somehow manage to fumble their way from one end of the shot to the other – from the front door on the right, to the hallway leading to Eddie’s bedroom on the left.

They disappear from view. There’s the sound of a door opening, followed by the groan of bedsprings – a surprised laugh, as if one of them pushed the other down onto the bed.

And then the picture fades to black before transitioning to a shot of the app bay of the firehouse, with the text “Two months earlier”.

And that’s how we get to spend the rest of the season finding out how the hell Buddie happens.

[whats-mine-is-hers]

clown to clown communication

[front-facing-pokemon]

[clownmoontoon]

[me, lying] im so normal about them btw <3