#the cheeky dialogue

[untilyouremember]

Lord Hades' Ruthless Marriage

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[enigmaticagentalice]

please Bioware just give me any indication in Veilguard that Varric and Cassandra are still friends and in regular contact, I am on my knees, one single crumb is all I need to sustain me

[chonker-chan]

oh come on marzipan, don't be a little bitch, let ur bf become a mindless cannibal ;^//

[lyqiche]

cuffs pt.2

"resorting to handcuffs.. I won't show mercy when they're off~"

[melonisopod]

Heathcliff being Bri’ish compilation.

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “How the hell do they still have energy after all of that?!”

Person B: “They’re a kid, that’s just what kids are like at that age.”

Person C: “Maybe you two are just getting old?”

[imaginativeworks]

Imagine Your OTP

Person B says something charming to them…

Person A: *Shhh!* “Stop that!”

Person B: (Cheekily) “Stop what?”

Person A: “Playing with my head... Making me unable to concentrate.”

Person B: (their grin grows wide) “Why wouldn’t you be able to concentrate. Do you perhaps have feelings for me as I do with you?”

Person A: (Exasperated) “Yes- Wait as you do with who?!?!”

[dumplingsjinson]

hi there! can i please have prompts featuring this specific dynamic? a character A, who's a sunny person who's easy-going, x character B, who's deliberately annoying and a smart-ass that's the only person who can get on their nerves (thus, flustering A in a way no one else can do)? thank you and sending good vibes! sorry if this is too much, sksksk.

List of “you’re the only one who can get on my nerves in that atypical fashion of yours” prompts

“Why are you always like this?” “I don’t know, maybe because it’s you.”

“You’re just so easy to tease, pumpkin.” “…Stop calling me fucking pumpkin before I actually commit arson on you.”

Character B making it their life goal to annoy the shit out of Character A because they find Character A endearing when they’re angry, considering how they’re usually not an angry person. 

“Can you shut the fuck up for once?! The world still goes around without you butting in every second!” 

“I literally do not care about your opinion.” “You cared enough to listen until the end.” “…I swear to God—”

“You’re the bane of my existence.” “Hey, at least I’m something to you. And I’ll take it.” 

“Wh-Why are you so close to me? Stay away!” Character A blusters, pressing their back against the wall. Character B grins, leaning in, trapping them between their arms. “Why, does it make you nervous?” Then, leaning in closer, they whisper, “Love, your neck is red and I have the biggest urge to test out how sensitive it is to… Stimulation.”

“Fuck you.” “Oh, talk dirtier to me, it’s turning me on.” 

“Is being a dick to me the only goal in your life?” “No, but my life goal is to be the only person to make a very deep impression on you. And I think it’s working, so it’s a win for me!”

“You’ve been nothing but a pain in the ass.” “That makes me more memorable than half of the people you’ve met. And at least I’m in your ass somehow.” “You’re actually vile for that—”

[grapecaseschoices]

does the game track which options you pick for da2 and balance them or just default to the most used? Like say if a Hawke was 50% purple, 45% red, and 5% green. Would it take note of that or would it just be default purple when ... idk they state something during a fight?

[axel-ambassador]

TDS Prologue Page 6

Oh Courtney, so temperamental...but then again Duncan wasn't very nice either...

And yes, gidgette will be present for the first few chapters or so, but as we begin to focus more on the main 4 they will slowly fade into the background

Speaking of backgrounds, I'm very bad at drawing them 😔

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[consideratesea]

writing fanfic is near impossible. do you guys really say things like “cheeky sod”

[on-leatheredwings]

society if someone could simply just write for me

[kind-of-a-shitty-wizard]

hey fellow haskill enjoyers so is this a bald-faced lie or

[samarecharm]

Neon White is great. I fuck up a stage and fall straight to the bottom, get an achievement called ‘Idiot Island- Reach Idiot Island’ for landing in the middle of nowhere instead of in the void, and laugh out loud while also internalizing this specific image for all of my remaining attempts

[digo3d]

Btw I do plan on making cover art for all the oneshot stories I'm doing so look out for that I just gotta 1. Finish some of em first 2. Finish an art piece I'm making for my ma because I love my ma and she comes first and yes I am a mama's boy /not gender 💃💃💃

[cosmic-ships]

listen here- you can't double entendre me like that! It's illegal!!

EXCUSE ME SIR!!! .////////////.