#the cavelands

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118 - eGemony, part 2: “The Cavelands”

[intro] Joseph Fink: We are in full gift-buying season. And what better gift for the person in your life than artifacts from a strange town somewhere on the other side of a warm breeze? For instance, you could get them the New York Times bestselling new novel from Night Vale, [echoing] It Devours!. This thriller about scientists and sand monsters requires no previous knowledge of Night Vale at all. Get it wherever books prowl.

Rightfully afraid of books? Listeners, there is a whole world of Welcome to Night Vale gifts in our store, from the new Jessica Hayworth “Guts” phone cover that is exactly what it sounds like, to our Sheriff’s Secret Police badge pin, to our tasteful and classy Night Vale ties and scarves, suitable for your high-powered executive lifestyle.

Not a high-powered executive? Don’t worry, we also have shorts that say “Creepy” on the butt. Welcometonightvale.com and click on “store”.

https://topatoco.com/collections/wtnv

The Glow Cloud will be descending along with Cecil and a full cast of Night Vale folks in our newest Night Vale live show, “All Hail”, coming to Texas, the Southwest and the West Coast this November and December, from San Antonio all the way to Seattle. Come see a full night of theater and music, no knowledge of Night Vale needed so bring some friends. Welcometonightvale.com and click on “shows”.

http://www.welcometonightvale.com/live

Maybe you’re like me and you’re thinking, man I want a podcast convention that isn’t about tech or business, but is people who just love this art form getting together and doing cool stuff. Well I have really good news: Night Vale, Hank Green and the McElroy brothers have the same idea, and we are doing the first ever PodCon, in Seattle on December 9 and 10. Please just do me a favor and go to podcon.com and look at eh schedule, I’ve never seen so many things I’ve wanted to do in just two days. Including an extremely rare Alice isn’t dead live show. Remote attendance options are available, so even if there’s no way for you to get to Seattle, go to podcon.com and check it out..

OK, well, good talking to you. And hey, Say hi to Tommy for me, OK?

[outro] Meg Bashwiner: Welcome to Night Vale is a production of Night Vale Presents. This episode was written by Glen David Gould, with Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor and produced by Joseph Fink.

The voice of Night Vale is Cecil Baldwin.

Original music by Disparition. All of it can be found at Disparition.info or at Disparition.bandcamp.com.

This episode’s weather was “Glitter” by Charly Bliss. Find out more at charlybliss.com. that’s Charly with a Y.

Comments? Questions? Email us at info@welcometonightvale.com, or follow us on Twitter @NightValeRadio. Or teach yourself to bake bread. It’s easier than you think.

Check out welcometonightvale.com for more information on this show and our upcoming tour to Texas, the Southwest, and the West Coast. See you there. Or not. Stage lights are bright.

Today’s proverb: Why would you wanna think outside the box? The box is steel and locked and buried deeply underground. It’s so safe here. Why would you want to leave?