#(a disaster)

[bobthedragon]

I had a nightmare recently where I went to reread Watership Down but the whole thing was illustrated in a style that looked like a cross between garfield and babadook and it was so viscerally upsetting I woke up to escape it

anyway a few days later I tried to recreate it and here is my best attempt to portray my terrible vision please enjoy

[dear-ao3]

yeah the Super Bowl halftime show was alright but i want to take this opportunity to subject you all to my personal favorite halftime show: the 2012 nba finals pitbull, chris brown and ne-yo halftime show

its an utter and absolute train wreck so terrible you can't look away. it begins with weird seductive whispering by pitbull while the camera zooms into his face. then he appears wearing all black, sunglasses, and gloves like a mafia boss. his terrible dancing attempts. his performance looks like hes making a plea to the united nations. then marc anthony appears on the screen behind him like a hostage video. he conducts the dancers like a drum major or perhaps a slightly too insane middle school band director. then chris brown appears from nowhere, in an ugly suit, and upstages him at his own show by pulling out some newsies bow sequence level dancing. then of course ne-yo appears because why wouldn't he. and his hat is sitting in ways that make it seem like a magic trick it hasn't fallen off yet. and pitbull is in the middle of it all, thrusting his hips and his hands into the hearts of america as he spews utter nonsense like confetti. its absolutely bamboozling and the best halftime show ive ever seen.

[nekrosmos]

*walks in and wave*

I bring some progress to my mess of a base!

it does not have a back KJDDAJKDAK (ran out of time)

also hope you're having fun on your world too :33 would love to see some pictures too if you dont mind!!!!!

YOU ALREADY BUILT ALL OF THIS ??? Gomz this is adorable, I love the asian vibe of your building !! Those pillars at the front are so cute AAAAA. Also if this isn't the perfect biome to make a base in then idk, it's just so pretty !!

I'm glad that you're having fun, I hadn't played in over a year too and there's a lot of new stuff for sure. You can make pouches now ??? Insane

Also for my current world, I'm basically still gathering material and farming, focusing on breeding villagers for trading (this way I got a full set of enchanted diamond armor and tools without having to mine which, let's fucking GOOO.) so it's very bare bone right now BUT

I have a big circle where I'm gonna build the new village and it just looks so ominous for now and it's cracking me up

And I'm digging an entire chunk for material. Dig dig dig dig dig dig dig I fell in a hole and died :((

[persephoneprice]

yo what the fuck was this day

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

just remembered that i had a dream about nick and charlie last night but they were peppa pig characters and now i feel like crying

[bananaede]

HSTSJWJSHEJNWNDSNNS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

hey its you who's responsible for tagging him not me >:(

BUT YOU MADE THE UNHOLY IMAGE SO WE ARE BOTH GUILTY

[im-not-a-l0ser]

I really love the idea of Jake wanting to be like 'Captain Jack Harkness' levels of smooth, flirty pan, when in reality he's an absolute mess. People find it charming most of the time, which works out for him, but still.

[freethrows]

anyways onto game 2

[sinnerruud]

seeing all the different possibilities of who gets out of green group if novak loses against jannik

[thequeenofsarcaasm]

Suguru Geto is an absolute loser, a fucking maniac and I adore everything about him

[mistress-light]

The new Tumblr post editor......

[heartfairy]

I can never consume media in a normal way… like what the hell. one moment I’m just minding my business and the next I’m obsessed with another character or/and piece of media.

[void-thegod]

1. Pretty face

2. Thick like cold oatmeal

3. Warm and funny

4. Weird/Queer/ND af

I am describing both myself and the woman of my dreams.

Do you see my vision?

*also we need to be each others' pets/Masters*

[doomsayersunited]

[poisoneitherway]

I'm just trying to have a nice vacation but luke is doing things, 5sos is doing things, taylor announced EU dates so i'm trying to figure out which dates to register for (so far i have london, milan, munich, vienna -> let me get tickets to one of them please) and on top of it all i'm once again sick and i have a cold