#the brainrot is real folks

[temporal-discounting]

Holy shit guys - a new layer of Maslow's hierarchy of needs just dropped!

[feydpauls]

you need a big god (seungho/gicheul, 5.6k words, explicit)

"There’s just-- someone I want to protect." He hesitates, but there’s more truth in those words than in any other Seungho has said since he started this job. He turns his head to look at Euijeong behind the glass, but his eyes can’t help but stray, even for a brief moment, to the man standing next to her.

[toasterdrake]

what if all my girls loved each other and maybe they kissed sometimes. what then

Atlas!Spartan Snowdrop with a hastily thrown together Pyrrha design that i’m admittedly getting attached to

[telumendils]

guess who just bought hobbit ears and a one ring replica so they can be fem!frodo for halloween this year. (it's me.)

[fanby-fckry]

Hey, remember when I said I was going to add Lilith into the UH3 RadioApple nonsexual kink dynamic?

Well, it’s a voice-kink fic. And what better time to start turning this series into a musical?

Fret not, darling, I don’t bite (Oh, please do) Well, since you’ve asked so nicely I suppose you could entice me (Lilith)

[dernhelmalso]

guess who just bought hobbit ears and a one ring replica so they can be fem!frodo for halloween this year. (it's me.)

[birds-for-brains]

This post was meant to be here anyway lol- but art is art x]

It's so funny- this was meant to be a silly doodle for my reblog blog, but I put too much enthusiasm on it x] For context, my brain is rotting over Psychonauts and Great God Grove recently, and I'm struggling with holding all this gosh darned inspiration within my mind juice- The AESTHETICS, THE STYLE... oh my gosh, the character designs too :'] It's such a big amount of good inspiration material, and yet I'm here, fidgeting like a madlass and kicking my legs that it's pushing me to be experimental with my art again. I think it was the push I needed, honestly... and I hope you guys like it too!!

[kasieli]

I just really want them to be happy fr

[just-jordie-things]

OMG JORDIE!! you see the ino vision <3333 he is so handsome :((((( i think he would be so shy when you first get together :( just a liddol guy

BLESS U BLESS U UR RIGHT

definitely blushes when he asks to hold your hand. it's like your eighth date and you're like "you can just hold it y'know, you don't have to ask" and he's a WRECK bcuz omg his crush (you've been officially his gf since date two) just said he can hold her hand :D

also the kind of guy to do the whole act-like-they're-stretching-and-put-their-arm-around-you move. you cuddle in right away because why wouldn't you? and he's red from his neck to his ears.

good god it probably takes him so long to work up the courage to kiss you so you better kiss him first

[wayward-haze]

I give you ... a Venn Diagram of my Coping Mechanism Fandoms.

[emziess]

[temporal-discounting]

Oops! Just sliced my finger open while washing the dishes, and all I could think was

[tsnbrainrot]

eyeballs to entrails | can we rest now?

[projectbluearcadia]

Prologue

Letter

To my dearest Lucifer, There are no words that I can say to you, other than "I'm sorry." I have grown to hate myself to a degree that I fear would cause you endless suffering. Ever since my "death," I have slipped further and further from my humanity to become an cruel existence driven only by my own desire. It is a selfish thing. A terribly, irrevocably selfish thing. But, after all, I think Elizabeth was correct, both in the past as well as now. I have never been selfless once in my life. Maybe this was expected from the moment I entered the Devildom. Maybe you've been putting on an elaborate act, as much as I don't want to believe it. I have done too many things I regret. I ask with every fibre of my being that you do not look for me. I ask with every ounce of my soul that you forget about my existence. This is our parting. Te amo. Annelie Glasgow

[ 6 weeks earlier ]

Annelie: Lucifer, you really are unbelievable... I can't believe you asked for my parents' blessing right under my nose.

Lucifer: If you knew about it, it wouldn't be a surprise.

Annelie: Still though!

Satan: God, just shut up and be happy, you idiot.

Belphie: Yeah, I think we're all tired of hearing about how carefully Lucifer orchestrated that whole thing so that no one knew about it.

Mammon scratches the back of his neck, looking sheepish. Levi notices.

Levi: No freaking way... how did you of all people know about it?!

Asmo: Oh...

Levi: What? Oh?

Asmo: You remember how Lucifer took some time away from Ellie after Mammon burned dinner the one night?

Mammon: Hey, I didn't ruin all of it!

Levi: What? Are you saying-

Lucifer: Yes, I had Mammon give me a second opinion on the engagement ring I was buying for Annelie.

Levi: But why Mammon?

Mammon: Hehe, obviously because I have good taste.

Lucifer: No. I used your suggestions as things I should avoid.

Mammon: ...you could've let me dream a little...

Lucifer: I think Annelie has already made it clear that she doesn't like flashy or gaudy things.

Annelie: I mean... I would have been fine with a piece of string, honestly; you didn't have to go through this much trouble... I mean it's very beautiful, don't get me wrong-

Lucifer: Oh, hush and let me give you something nice.

Lucifer pats her back.

Annelie: Then... I'll buy the rings!

Lucifer: No, Diavolo's already insisted that he's the one who will do that.

Annelie: What? Why?

Lucifer: ...he was very excited and insisted on taking care of all the details. I have a feeling he's going to make our wedding a much larger affair than I want it to be...

Annelie: This coming from the man who proposed to me in one of the most flashy ways possible.

Lucifer blushes.

Lucifer: I- Look! I was planning to do it here! But then I found out people seem to think that you're seducing me for political power!

Belphie: Well, not entirely incorrect, given the shit I've heard...

Asmo: Yeah, I never would have imagined our Lucifer was a switch <3

Satan: Please. Stop. Talking.

Levi: Your room isn't even close to theirs, Satan. I have to go to sleep with headphones on.

Asmo: Aw, but Ellie's so cute when she screams~

Lucifer: ...Annelie.

Annelie: Please no.

Lucifer: Do you remember the Quiet Game?

Annelie: Please don't do this just because you're jealous.

Lucifer: I'm not jealous. Although I will be sure to see Asmo later about this.

Asmo: Eh? Lucifer? Why? My room's right across from yours, so it's not like I can help it. Lucifer?

Lucifer smiles.

Asmo: ;;;;;

Annelie: ;;;;;;;;;

[loveinstreams]

spotify wrapped favourite artist is literally my brother #nepotism

[melesor]

Gods I am fucking FRIED. I forgot my patient's name so when the nurse asked what it was I just deadass turned to the patient and said, "Zafirah?" and she looked at me like I had hydra for a head.