#the boys are NOT NORMAL FRIENDS
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I get it's likely too late for the ask game but can we talk abt Tabitha? Ever since we knew she's a dream I'm worried abt her and what happens after Morpheus gets back, I don't want the boys to lose such a lovely friend!
Never too late to talk about Tabitha.
Iâve known she was a dream since I wrote her into Foolâs Gold, so Iâve been aware the whole time that weâre gonna have to deal with what happens to her when Morpheus gets back and rounds up all the runaway dreams. She has a part to play in the next longfic Iâm writing.
To answer a question you DIDNâT ask, though, it is interesting to crack open the issues of the boys losing friends.
Theyâve been detectiving for 30+ years, but their stated plan is to keep doing this forever. Theyâre functionally immortal, which isnât true for most characters theyâre likely to encounter. If all goes well for them, theyâre going to outlive the Constantines, and Crystal, and virtually everyone else they meet. Even entities like Tabitha and other ghosts donât usually plan to hang around the earth forever.
I think thereâs a price to pay for choosing to stay together, frozen in time the way they are. They get to keep each other, and only each other. Everyone else is going to grow up, grow old, and eventually move on.
Itâs part of why I write them the way I do. I feel like the show didnât do much to explore the fact that they boysâ relationship is actually completely impossible for normal people the have. They have spent such an unbelievable amount of time with the other as their best friend, roommate, sole coworker, and sole confidant.
Theyâre not a married couple, because married couples sleep and go to work and understand that they will eventually be parted by death. These two have a whole other situation. They have chosen to spent an eternity of sleepless nights together while the world slowly moves on without them.
#dbd fic#dead boy detectives#ask me about my blorbos why doncha#codependency world cup#the boys are NOT NORMAL FRIENDS#we overshot âsecret third thingâ five years in#and landed among ârelationships that are actually physically impossibleâ
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what's the musical inspiration for the vampire lestat?
#what on earth is going on in the house of commons#me and my coworkers being super normal about my boy best friend being mentioned in passing đ#assad immediately locking in to catch the live reaction....... he's just like me fr#interview with the vampire#assad zaman#sam reid#rolin jones#iwtv
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Girl things
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead girl detectives#charlotte got edith used to little kisses decades ago#no they're not dating#if anything i think they would take even longer than the boys#because charlotte would be like this is normal girl friends behavior#gals being pals u know?
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Prompt 254
So. Danny might have accidentally become a bit of a cryptid. He didnât mean to, but heâd become a bit nocturnal- like many an Amity Parker- and it wasnât his fault that he couldnât be bothered to make sound when he was tired. Or pretend to breathe or, okay, he could see why he kept freaking people out at the grocery store he kept going to.Â
But it wasnât his fault! He has to get food too! And really is it anyone elseâs business? Seriously he thought that people wouldnât be so surprised with how much magic is everywhere. Like youâd think theyâd never seen someone who wasnât fully human before or something.Â
Oh great, thereâs a journalist at the grocery store now- heâs going to ignore that and finish his shopping and then continue his online work. Ooh, and eat icecream. He deserves it for potentially putting up with this.Â
Oh, itâs a little baby reporter, first couple of article thing. Adorable.Â
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Clark (early in his journalism career & sent to check out this âhauntedâ grocery store):#Clark: *Hearing what is definitely Not a human heartbeat#Clark: Oh Rao that is not a ghost (If only he knew)#Clark: Is this potential friend#Danny (Slightly eldritch): Oh a haunting? Nah I donât think the store is haunted unless someone died here lol#Clark & Danny talk about stars#Clark: Is this fellow alien hiding??#Danny: Oh yeah everyone back home can be pretty crazy- I just wanted to get some microwave food#Clark ends up this funky boi semi-adopted by all these Amity Parkers#Yes they all give off uncanny valley vibes#Making Clark give off the most normal dude ever vibes when around them#Itâs wonderful for his secret identity#Danny squinting at alien hero who appears: Hold up thatâs grocery-writer man Clark#Yes Danny & co are adults lol
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something in your magnetism (2x01 / 6x18)
#eddie âlet me scooch on over a little closer to my boy best friend for no real reasonâ diaz#the way he HALF GETS UP to move just a little nearer in top right..... i feel deranged.... HE'D JUST MET THE GUY#buddie#911#mine#my rewatch is going so well im being sooooo normal
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apparently pjotv twt was being weird about book!Percy's eyes being green because they don't think the ocean can be green (???) so consider this a sequel to my Grace siblings eye colors post and here is some visual references of green water for all your Percy inspo needs:
And for reference, the water around New York-ish where Percy is usually is somewhere around this color:
or some alternatives:
or here is a nice hazel green if you want his eyes more on the brown side, which is very common in freshwater ponds and streams:
or if you want him to have totally brown eyes - water rich in tannins will appear brown, greenish-brown, or very dark brown - this is sometimes called "blackwater" due to often appearing very dark or having low visibility:
#pjo#percy jackson#riordanverse#i am eternally amused by old pjo fandom's tendency to interpret ''sea-green'' as ''tropical seas / neon aqua''#mostly just cause as someone who grew up around boats when i think of ''sea-green'' i have a very particular color in mind#and its that kind of murky desaturated green#like sometimes ur at the docks and are just shoving your hand into low visibility green water to catch jellyfish yknow#thats the vibe. thats what i think of whenever i hear ''sea-green''#reach into your local harbor and you may find a friend and a boy (jellyfish)#and i respect not everybody is as familiar with the ocean but ''Percy's eyes being blue is *better* because the ocean is blue not green!''#is. just a ridiculous statement to me.#like. just. first and foremost. claiming blue eyes are ''better'' and the implications in that (bleugh)#secondly - claiming that ''the ocean isnt GREEN'' is just. well you're just wrong so jot that down#it is in fact not uncommon for the ocean to be green. this is very normal actually#the ocean not always being blue does not feel like particularly groundbreaking news????#like gonna be real my guy usually the ocean is actually pretty. idk. greyish.#especially if its not actively a very sunny day in the summer#cause a lot of the time if the water is just reflecting the sky and is not being particularly affected by whatever is actually in the water#then. well. the sky is usually greyish! on your average day the sky is usually kinda grey! it usually only gets really blue when its sunny#but usually water has. yknow. stuff in it. a lot of the time algae and such. so it ends up murkier/greenish#anyways this has been: AALV's oddly specific nitpicking about Percy's eye color
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ok enough discourse for the day. everyone quick whats your favourite MINOR buddie scene. like that one scene that is so small and unimportant it shoudln't even be a thing but that for some reason it stuck in your brain. i'll start. mine is in episode ten season four, parenthood, when the 118 is responding to a call and they're talking about the "good cop, bad cop" approach parents use with their child and chimney asks "can't you both be good cops?" and eddie and buck, hanging in the back together, simultaneously go "nooooo" and everybody turns to them. IT'S LIKE. it's the meaning behind it.... everyody in that scene realising that eddie and buck HAVE actually been using parenting techniques with chris cause they're coparenting a child. like for real and not as a joke
#man just thinking about that scene again makes my blood pressure go higher#AND ITS LIKE. its a normal blink and you miss it moment but its sooooo dear to me. cause it's just proof that they are in fact spending#their time outside of work raising a child together. just boy best friend things you wouldnt get it#ALSO..... that scene implying there's a world out there where eddie and buck have both tried being the good cop with chris and it backfired#abc please drop the deleted scene. please pleasep lpleasep leas ple#alice talks
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#giuseppe cesari#im so normal abt her#chan smut#arts with friends#hwop#crossdreser ass#ropebondage#good boy teddy#playboy magazine
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#this guy is soooo normal about a cute boy talking to his platonic best bro#THE WAY HE JUST SULKS WHENEVER MONTY SHOWS UP#FROM THE MOMENT NIKO SAYS âoh he can definitely see edwin ;)â CHARLES IS LIKE I FUCKING HATE THIS KID#AND HE JUST STEPS IN FRONT OF EDWIN TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF AND THEN JUST SPENDS THE REST OF THE SCENE SO PISSY#HES SO MAAAAAAAAD#JUST FUCKING POUTING AND GIVING A STINK FACE#he is never ever pissy towards someone who isnât posing imminent risk to ppl he loves like esther cat king david night nurse etc#but the immediate rage towards monty just UGH#jealous charles means so much to me bc itâs openly stated how jealous edwin is but like edwin gets to make charles jealous back itâs so goo#and no itâs not the same with the cat king ok the cat king is a fucking predator#thatâs not jealously thatâs protectiveness#and iâm sure some jealously bc someone flirting with edwin but itâs not the same itâs a grown ass man being a fucking creep to his person#i desperately want crystal to take charles aside & go#âyou know that behaviour when someone is flirting with your best friend isnât normal platonic behaviour rightâ#i need season 2 and i will not give up on her#charles rowland#edwin payne#monty the crow#yeet my deet#dead boy detectives#dbda#dbdshow#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#dbd4ratch#yeet my deebd#payneland#described
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Vengeful Knight
When Danny moved to Gotham he didn't think that would be a problem, his rogues agreed to let him go (or at least, most of them) and it was a good opportunity to get his college degree.
Of course, you can't spend your whole life with ghosts without getting attached to them or having them getting attached to you. Although most of them had promised, Danny was well aware that not all of them were going to keep that promise.
A good example was Fright Knight, who instead of staying in the Realms decided to move in with him and provide additional "protection"; the halfa figured it made sense, since he was now "heir" or whatever, he was just setting him back a few years.
Fright Knight took his job very seriously, mostly hiding in Danny's shadow and keeping watch. That was fine until the halfa got caught in a rogue attack in Gotham and inevitably, Frighty decided to do his job and press a sword down their throats.
Danny escaped from there soon after, but this trend continued to happen (rogues, muggers, even cops, anything "dangerous" ended up with a sword around his neck).
When he read in the Gotham newspaper about the "spirit of a knight" and "Gotham's recent problem with nightmares" he knew he had to do something about it. He was almost certain that people were going to consider him a vigilante or worse, a bat.
Besides, the nightmare dimension was getting pretty crowded and Danny didn't want to be part of the trauma of half the population in Gotham.
#dpxdc#Fright Knight is quite attached to Danny#ghost king danny#Or at least the successor until he finishes living his ânormalâ human life#FK wants to keep Danny safe#Danny wants him to stop âaccidentallyâ disappearing people#he knows it's suspicious that people disappear every time they attack him#and sure Frighty will bring them back but with some trauma#dp x dc#dc x dp#the bats are not sure how to proceed#a normal boy is attacked#the cameras start to fail and his attackers disappear#a week later they return without being able to talk about what happened#shaking while saying the word âknightâ#what is that supposed to mean?#And why doesn't the normal guy appear on the cameras?#Fright Knight could get them out of the nightmare dimension right away and fix Danny's problems#but Danny is his protĂ©gĂ© and friend#and Fright Knight is spiteful
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Portal Safety
The Fenton family had cameras set up in the lab to monitor if something happened. The only reason Jack and Maddie didn't know what happened to Danny was because Tucker wiped the camera footage and saved it to a flash drive that required a passcode to access.
Danny wanted to remind Jimmy about proper lab safety and decided to use the footage from the accident. Jimmy is traumatized.
#local ghost boy traumatizing his friends#just a normal day#nicktoons unite#nicktoons unite fanart#nicktoons fanart#nicktoons#danny phantom#danny fenton#danny phantom fanart#jimmy neutron#jimmy neutron boy genius#danny phantom portal accident#fan art#fanart#my fanart#digital fanart#digital art#digital artist#danny phantom angst#kinda?#nicktoons crossover#crossover fanart
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the thing about lestat and armand is that their relationship is literally incomprehensible. they are boy best friends they are codependent worsties they are archrivals they are platonic soulmates they are telepathic gossipers they are part time haters and full time ride or dies they are insane bisexuals but most importantly. they are toxic exes. despite the fact that they have never once dated. hope this helps
#they are the most compelling dynamic in the entire world anne put something different in their relationship#like god. they love each other so much but they canât have a normal conversation about it. they just show up when the other is in trouble#neither of them has another relationship quite like the one they have with each other#Iâm genuinely experiencing previously undiscovered emotions over them#single-handedly fueling my own lesmand boy best friends fic agenda#iwtv#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#the vampire armand#lestat de lioncourt#lesmand#m watches iwtv
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I think the reason why Charles has such a hard time having his bi-awakening is because he was raised in an environment where homosexuality was stigmatized while he was ACTUALLY attracted to girls.
Also the only guy he could (has) fall in love with is someone he has very good reason to love at all.
#Were there even any boys worthy of Charles' love amoung his friends?#Edwin came along and blew away everything Charles expected from people and beyond#Charles has no idea that this is romantic love#it's normal and obvious to love Edwin deeply#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#paineland
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L'amica geniale. S3E02. La febbre. // Elena Ferrante, The Story of the Lost Child // Succession. S2E03. Hunting.
#having a normal one#l'amica geniale#my brilliant friend#elena ferrante#elena greco#succession#kendall roy#jesse armstrong#*#my only true daughter/my number one boy#tv and film#adaptations#comparatives
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BFFs! đ»đđ
#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#edwin paine#charles rowland#edwin and charles#renew dead boy detectives#best friends for (after) life!#i am very normal about this#my art#my artwork#digital art#digital drawing#digital illustration#small artist#artists on tumblr#fanart#dbd fanart#dbd fandom#artista#artistas brasileiros
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the healing tour of all time part 2 soul punk boogaloo
#trying and falling so hard to be normal about him#like. i was saying this to a friend last night but this shit took me so long bc i was literally too overwhelmed#bitches with a deep emotional attachment to the lead singer of american rock band fall out boy are crazy#patrick stump#fall out boy#soul punk#fob#tourdust#2ourdust#so much for (tour) dust#so much for (2our) dust#video#idk!!! other tags!!!! do i even use other tags bro idfk my brain is Scrambled Egg
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