#the blorbos:3

[omorinovaau]

yapping session about my fav ships :

i love suntan so much. i want to squeeze them.

and don't get me started on omokel. THE SILLIES!!!! THE SILLY CHILDREN(god why does that sound so weird-)!!! THE SILLY BLORBOS!!!

suntan is literally the sun x moon dynamic!!!

I LOVE KELBREY!!!!!!! THE SILLIES!!!! THEY WOULD BE THAT ONE MARRIED COUPLE THAT BICKERS!!! I LOVE KELBREY SO MUCH,PAST,PRESENT,FUTURE,AU,OR HEADSPACE!!!

cactiflower.

the sillies.

the skrunklies.

the skrimbos.

i want basil to pick up kel like a cat.

queerplatonic or platonic cactiflower>>>

sunflower.

queerplatonic or platonic sunflower >>>

they are the lamest things ever i want to crush them /pos

PHOTOBOMB!!!

i prefer to call it 'aubsi',i don't even know why. it just sounds cute,and i also like to imagine that basil would nickname her that,but like,writen 'aubsey' instead.

pre-canon aubsi>>>

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[loganhowlctt]

HUGH JACKMAN as THE WOLVERINE aka James 'Logan' Howlett (2000-2024)

X-Men (2000) X2: X-Men United (2003) X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) X-Men: First Class (2011) The Wolverine (2013) X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) Logan (2017) Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

[yamstrange]

Selfie~~~

[wulfhalls]

corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.

[mosslingg]

my contribution to the selfshipping community 🫡

[sophsun1]

DULÉ HILL as Burton 'Gus' Guster in Psych (2006-2014)

[puppyeared]

sniffrin ^_^

[ultimate-blorbo-bracket]

Round 3 Wave 1

[kpd-zero]

I wish the person who decided to give us a close up look at Astarion's face when we're entering the dialogue, a very pleasant day :)

[jadecantcreate]

kremy has leg problems, gideon helps (little comic i had to get out of my head before i could work on anything else)

bonus:

if anyone can’t read the text:

gideon (2): alright, c’mere

kremy (2): wh—

kremy (3): what the hell, Gid?!

gideon (3): i’m tryna help you out here, man

kremy (3): put me down

gideon (3): no, at this rate you’ll trip and drown in the mud!

kremy (4): i swear on my momma, if you drop me— (proceeds to be almost dropped)

[omorinovaau]

Kel's 14th birthday

Kel stood in his room. What day was it? What month was it? Did it even matter?

He heard a knock at his door,followed by someone yelling his name. He went downstairs to check who it was.

It was Aubrey. She really changed her appearance a LOT in that one year. She bleached her hair,she seemingly ran out of toner half way through though,so it had orange patches. She wore her bow as a hair tie,somehow.

She had a box of a dozen cupcakes. They resembled white bunnies with pink bows as bows.

"Uhh,you okay,Kel??? You look kinda disheveled..." Aubrey said,snapping Kel out of his trance.

"Uhh,yeah,I'm fine! Come on in!" Kel blurted out. He quickly looked at his hair. It was more matted then a mat,well,it would be considering that he didn't brush or cut his hair for one YEAR.

Aubrey entered the house,and shut the door.

"Kay! Want some??" Aubrey says,offering the box to Kel.

"Sure!" Kel took a bite out of one of the cupcakes...they were really good! When did Aubrey learn to bake?

Aubrey was already stuffing her face with 2 of them.

"Aubreeey." Kel gave her a playful glare,earning a laugh out of her.

"Sorry- These are just really good!" Aubrey said with her mouth full,spraying crumbs all over the couch.

"Woooow,way to compliment yourself!" Kel playfully told her off.

"Bleh,whatever!" Aubrey said,crossing her arms.

"...So,what do you wanna do?" Kel asked.

"Wanna bake something?"

"Yeah! What do you wanna bake?"

"Garlic bread!"

"You be one of them aces?" Kel asked,giving Aubrey a curious glance.

"Hell yeah!" Aubrey half-yelled,throwing her arms in the air.

"Me too!" Kel said,smiling.

The two got up,and proceeded to start making garlic bread. They started eating it like they hadn't eaten in 4 weeks.

After that,the two layed on the couch,and fell asleep. Kel moved like a damn rotiserie chicken until he found a comfortable postion,meanwhile Aubrey was laying right on the edge,about to fall off.

What more can I say? This was how Kel's 14th Birthday went.

[candlebel]

Spinel walk. xD

[phantom-peachie]

fairy boy doodles today :)

[chaosroid]

"Shadowheart is such a bitch. Waahhh she's so rude to Halsin. She's mean to us for no reason"

I don't think she's mean enough.

For someone who's been subjected to magic induced brainwashing, it's actually insane how bad of a Sharran she is that the vast majority of the time, the most she'll ever do is say some unhinged edgy shit. For a Sharran, she should be way worse. Shadowheart is significantly funnier as a character when you realize she's all bark, no bite.

People will say they like evil women but y'all can't even handle Shadowheart, who was already declawed from her much cuntier early access version.

Natural selection is coming and none of you will survive the winter.

[snarkspawn]

which way to the nearest library?