#the bling king

[parttimesarah]

I swear I don’t have scrofula!

[art-from-within]

Mohg is giving Morgott a make over…..

[noughticalcrossings]

Confession of a King

[suiana]

Suiana you are my roman empire please don't die

[eddheadfreak]

they won't stop singing thick of it

[cloverthirteen]

after becoming earth famous and addressing the wishes of fans, the royal family go on a fun tropical vacation where nothing bad happens to the local wildlife

bonus duck floaty prince :)

[z-h-i-e]

It's Wine O'Clock Somewhere!

This piece was created for TRSB 2024. What if Finrod Felagund and Thranduil ran a tavern in Valinor? The story from @goschatewabn is forthcoming, and what I've seen is delightful. Watch for it during next weekend's TRSB reveals.

Paper art. Certain things are not exactly seen in the photograph. There's a lot more shine to this in real life. The stool seats are velvet, the glasses are vellum, and the wall treatment is hand colored (which, yes, it did take for fucking ever but was worth it).

[i-am-megalodonna]

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[sillyhetbottom]

lowkey wish that i had cat ears and a cat tail so like i would walk by the street and some lady would stop and be like "awwwh youre such a cutie :33" and i would be all embarassed and shit with my ears flat and my tail flinging around as she pets me while very faintly purring and enjoying the attention >_<

...or maybe i'm just weird idk

[born-to-lose]

Fuck your minimalism, I ❤️ decandence

[invisiblhoax]

me when i offer you survival but you say its hard enough to live

[spiritundaunted]

Coronation of King George VI and Queen Elizabeth, May 12, 1937.

The family poses for photographs. That's some serious sparkling going on! 😎

I just love how Bertie & Elizabeth always have something to say to each other. 💕

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[baynton]

favourite horrible histories songs: mat edition 2/? -> charles ii: king of bling.

[the-monkey-ruler]

Bling (2016) 机械西游

Director: Li Jinghao / Wonjae Lee Screenwriter: Lee Kyung Ho / Chris Denk / Kim Hyun Joong / Saul Blinkoff / Sukhoon Choi Starring: Taylor Kitsch / Janet McCurdy / James Woods / Carla Gugino / Tom Green / Jon Heder / Jason Mewes / Jason Kravitz / Ash Boo Linkoff / Jim Brewer / Lex Long / Steve Kramer / Dave B. Michelmore Genre: Animation Country/Region of Production: South Korea / United States Language: English Date: 2016-03-03 (USA) Duration: 82 minutes IMDb: tt5161658 Type: Reimanging

Summary:

In a future where robots are commonplace, Sam is a lowly theme park mechanic in a robot theme park called RoboWorld in New York. He is in love with his girlfriend and childhood sweetheart Sue Widdington (who works as a reporter for channel six news) and wants to propose to her in a spectacular way with a bling ring on the upcoming Valentine's Day. He lives with 3 robots he built namely Kit, Okra and Wilmer who all want to be popular superheroes. After buying an expensive engagement ring for Sue, Sam and the trio witness the robbery of another expensive ring by famous supervillain Oscar and his robot henchman Victor. Apparently Oscar is madly in love with the mayor Catherine who is Sue's aunt who doesn't love him. He forces her to accept his proposal in her office but when it doesn't work he escapes with the help of Victor. Sam makes another spectacular plan to propose to Sue during the Valentine's Day parade. Oscar makes plans to force Catherine to accept his proposal by creating a giant robot (that has a head that resembles his) made from smaller robots disguised as ATMs that would destroy the city if she doesn't accept his proposal. He remakes the ring he stole into a remote control for all his robots including Victor. After planting the robots as ATMs in RoboWorld, he and Oscar bump into Sam and Sam mistakes Oscar's ring as his and tries to take it not knowing that his own ring is in his pocket. Victor takes the ring and the two supervillains drive off. Sam and his friends chase after them still convinced that Oscar took Sue's ring.

The chase leads into a dangerous confrontation with Victor and ends with the robot henchman endangering a school bus in a Cloud Road and running off with the ring. Sam and friends save the bus and get praised as heroes. They track Victor to Oscar's lair and steal the ring only for them to face Victor and Oscar's robots in a deadly confrontation. During the fight, Sam's friends realize that the ring belongs to Oscar but decides to help Sam escape so that he could propose to Sue. Sam escapes to propose to sue only to find out the ring is Oscar's. He stops and Sue becomes disappointed in him for not being able to propose and walks off. Dejected, Sam walks off sadly. meanwhile, Victor finds Sam's ring and gives it to Oscar and they both head off to the Valentine's Day parade with an army of robots. En route, Victor discovers that Oscar never really cared about him and only became a villain because of Catherine, so he rebels against him only to be fired and kicked out by Oscar. Feeling betrayed, Victor pledges revenge and meets Sam who gives him Oscar's ring sadly. At the Parade, Catherine is interviewed by Sue and Oscar appears and assembles his giant robot and discovers that the ring given to him by Victor is Sam's. Victor appears and declares he will destroy the city and that he no longer works for Oscar. He ascends into the giant robot and uses Oscar's ring to control it. Sue inspires Sam on TV to save the city and he and his friends rush off to defeat Victor. After a great battle, Sam tells Sue how much he loves her and creates a large plan to defeat Victor and the giant robot. With the help of the robots at RoboWorld and his friends Victor and the giant robot are finally defeated. Oscar is sent to jail but not before he tells Catherine he became a villain to impress her. Catherine who never really liked Sam tells him that he had finally become a great man worthy of Sue. Finally, Sam proposes to Sue with his own handmade ring to which she says yes, giving the movie a happy ending

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bling_(film)

Link: https://tubitv.com/movies/100013160/bling

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My sexuality is whatever this is