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funny how my mom emotionally abused me "to give me discipline" but instead all she gave me was childhood trauma, mental health issues and impeccable taste in older women 💀

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"oh sweetie" "silly boy" "honey" mhhmhphmhhnnhghghgnmhmhngmh >_< ngnhmgghngggnhhhhhhhh

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So in the movies the gentleman guy throws his jacket on the puddle so she can walk over it, right? Instead i would throw myself on the puddle so you could use me as a human bridge. No need to thank me.

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lowkey wish that i had cat ears and a cat tail so like i would walk by the street and some lady would stop and be like "awwwh youre such a cutie :33" and i would be all embarassed and shit with my ears flat and my tail flinging around as she pets me while very faintly purring and enjoying the attention >_<

...or maybe i'm just weird idk

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if any girls who are into scrawny loser loners who will be obsessed with you exist just know i am right here waving my arm holding a comically large arrow pointed at myself so you can spot me please do

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imagine waking up and then realizing that you won't be getting up for a while because she's right there laying on top of you... and you'd just lay there because you have no choice other than accepting your fate as mommy's little pillow >_<

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i just want to be held and comforted and melt into mommys arms because i love her that much as she pets my scalp and whispers to me that i'm her good little boy

or is that too much to ask for

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dear older women please never stop being so hot and nice and pretty all the time. thank you

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hi :3 welcome to my stupid coping blog about me: male (he/him) 16 brazilian (🗣🔥) cishet (questioning) neurodivergent (adhd+maladaptive daydreaming) very introverted >_< (and lonely)

Don't expect overly sexual/kinky stuff in this blog. And please don't bother me about it.

#goodboyposting feel free to ask me stuff or dm me!! thanks ^^