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MY NAME IS MY NAME IS MY NAME IS CHARLES SECOND I LOVE THE PEOPLE AND THE PEOPLE LOVE ME SO MUCH THAT THEY RESTORED THE ENGLISH MONARCHY I'M PART SCOTTISH, FRENCH, ITALIAN A LITTLE BIT DANE BUT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT PARTY ANIMAL CHAMPAGNE?? SPANIELS I ADORED NAMED AFTER ME TOO LIKE ME, THEY WERE FUN WITH A NUTTY HAIR DO! IS TODAY MY BIRTHDAY? I CAN'T RECALL LET'S HAVE A PARTY ANYWAY BECAUSE I LOVE A MASKED BALL!
ALL HAIL, THE KING! OF BLING! LET'S SING! BELLS RING! DING DING! I'M THE KING WHO BROUGHT BACK PARTYING! KING CHARLES, MY DADDY LOST HIS THRONE AND KINGS WERE BANNED THEY CHOPPED OFF HIS HEAD THEN OLLY CROMWELL RULED THE LAND OLD OLLY WASN'T JOLLY HE WAS GLUM, AND HE WAS PROUD WOULD BE MISERABLE AS SIN ONLY SINNING'S NOT ALLOWED! WHEN OLLY DIED, THE PEOPLE SAID 'CHARLIE, ME HEARTY! GET RID OF HIS DULL LAWS COME BACK, WE'D RATHER PARTY! 'THIS ACTION'S WHAT THEY CALLED THE MONARCHY RESTORATION WHICH NATURALLY WAS FOLLOWED BY A HUGE CELEBRATION!THE KING OF ENG! NO SIN! TOO SING! OR ANYTHING! ALL SAY, I'M THE KING WHO BROUGHT BACK PARTYING! GREAT LONDON FIRE WAS A WHOPPER! IN MY REIGN, LONDON CITY CAME A-CROPPER! SO THIS KING DID WHAT WAS RIGHT AND PROPER FOUGHT THE FIRE, PROVED I'M MORE THAN A BOPPER I'M A FIRE STOPPER! MARRIED CATHERINE BRAGANZA SHE WAS A LOVE SO TRUE THERE WOULD NEVER BE ANOTHER WELL... MAYBE ONE OR TWO! LUCY WALTER, NELL GWYNNE MOLL DAVIES, BARBARA VILLIERS YOU THINK THAT'S BAD BUT HER NAME'S NOT AS SILLY AS...HORTENSE MANCINI! AS KING, I MUST ADMIT I BROKE THE WEDDING RULES BUT WHO CARES WHEN I BROUGHT BACK THE CROWN JEWELS? I REINSTATED CHRISTMAS MAKE UP, SPORTS AND EVEN PLAYS I WAS THE MERRY MONARCH THEY WERE GOOD OLD DAYS!
WHEN SAID AND DONE! KING CHARLES DID RUN! ENGLAND FOR FUN! I WAS THE KING LOVED BY EVERYONE MY SONG IS DONE! party anyone?
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My sexuality is whatever this is
#i am the people#the knotty hair-do>>#not mat bayton but his version of charles ii specifically#horrible histories#charles ii#king of bling#mathew baynton
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I am normal, I am normal, I am normal I repeat to myself as I blast King of Bling through my headphones at max volume on the way to my Physics exam
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Let’s be honest, there’s only 1 King Charles we care about
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Hello there, did you vote the dick turpin song 😊😊😊😊😊😊
which voting?? (also, if I'm honest, if there was a choice btwn Dick Turpin and Charles II, I probably would have picked 'King of Bling,' but that's just me😋)
#mathew baynton#mat baynton#horrible histories#the six idiots#six idiots#them there#dick turpin#charles ii#king of bling#the king who brought back partying#bbc ghosts#ghosts#ghosts bbc
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Eminem has got nothing on Charles II
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Me: *Trying to show my friend the song I’ve been listening to one repeat for a week because of my ADHD*
The song:
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#mat baynton#horrible histories#charles ii of england#actually adhd#adhd stuff#adhd#music#random#funny#king of bling#jim howick#simon farnaby#martha howe douglas#larry rickard#bbc#ghosts#yonderland#Youtube
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The stereo just got cranked on my tv when this came on in my HH watching
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so, i am closing in on my history a level exam in about 3 or so weeks, but here is the reason why you should study Stuart Britain (this is the only good reason)
if you can hear the song, be my friend
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I love the people and the people love me-
CHARLES II MY BELOVED
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my name is,
my name is,
MY NAME IS,
CHARLES II!!!
#horrible histories#king of bling#mathew baynton#guys I LOVE THIS!!!!!!#i can't get this out of my head#HELP
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#jewelry#ring for women#fashion#lovecore#gold#style#sparklinggems#goals#king of bling#fashiondorward
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so much that I restored the English monarchy
i hate america and america hates me
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Mohg is giving Morgott a make over…..
#also when I thought Morgott’s horn was hard to draw#Mohg is a fucking nightmare#i almost gave up halfway through#wip#morgott the omen king#mohg lord of blood#all hail luminary mohg!#elden ring#i realllly wanna draw twink godrick after this#elden ring wip#elden BLING
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Confession of a King
#whoooo I drew this exactly a year ago and while I can see the flaws I’m still so happy with it#as the killers say: it’s not so bad#the terror#henry le vesconte#edward little#they make me feral they are so bad for each other#also I think I nicked the colour scheme from thegoodthebadandtheart#because it slapped#my art#terrorposting#also lyrics are from bling (confession of a king) by the Killers
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