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what if we were a demon boy band and we all ran like goofy guys? haha jk...unless? 🤔

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THOR RAGNAROK (2016) dr. Taika Waititi

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the way if i had the money i would go to korea just to watch this

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𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑹𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔

Okay, I've finished watching all of the Lord of the Rings movies - without interruption or being on my phone. So I gotta say - Frodo is a bit of a bitch.

| 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐞

This Hobbit was constantly by Frodo's side. Unfailing in his loyalty. If it wasn't for Mr Gamgee, the ring wouldn't have been destroyed?! He kept Frodo going, and even though "he couldn't carry the ring," he said, "okay bet, i'll carry you then." AND THREW FRODO OVER HIS SHOULDER AND KEPT GOING.

Now, maybe I wouldn't be as ticked off, if the other characters' gave Sam the same respect as Frodo. When Gandalf swooped in the eagles, and brought to safety, everyone went into Frodo's room. And poor Sam was left behind, standing at the door, watching on as everyone showed their love to Frodo.

| 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐃𝐨 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐝𝐞𝐥 𝐓𝐞𝐬𝐭

Okay, so there are 3 main female characters. Throughout the whole series.

Arwen (love interest of Aragorn, yes she did save Frodo and brought him to safety).

Galadriel (who spoke for like 10 minutes throughout the whole series? Married.)

Eowyn (Who falls in love with Aragorn, even though she wants to fight for her kingdom and her family. But she still had to fall in love with someone ... and if she couldn't have Aragorn, then she had Faramir). So she did fight in the first battle, but where was she when the army went to the Black Gates??

I think this is why it's taken me so long to get through the whole trilogy because there weren't any female characters I could relate to. Who actively helped against the antagonist.

| 𝐆𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐲

I'm going to say it with my whole chest, I think Gandalf the Grey is sexy. But when he became ... what, the white wizard? He became less sexy. HOWEVER, where was his magic? Did I miss a major plot point? Because why was Arwen dying? And why was there a big eye, where was the actual physical villain? (If anyone wants to answer these questions, please(!) do so).

| 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 … 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬?

Because why were there only Legolas and Gimli there to help? Elrond snuck into Rohan's camp and told Aragorn of the orcs on corsairs coming, and gave him the sword. But why couldn't other Elves and Dwarfs help the Men? Because even if it wasn't their war to fight, they would still be in deep shit if Sauron won?

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𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ | ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ ᴵᴵ

ESTJ

Gryffindor

Lawful Good

Cancer Sun, Virgo Moon, Capricorn Rising

𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿

・His love is warm and safe, and you never feel anxious when Boromir is near.

・Well, many feel the same way. Boromir is a pillar in the community.

・And he cares for his home, for his people.

・With you, he cares tenfold.

・He is the type of man to listen to what you say, and take it in. Storing it within himself, so he knows you.

・Because he wants to know you.

・And he does, not just the easy things like your favourite colour, smell, flower - he does know all of that. But he also knows your triggers, your past experiences, and how you like certain things done.

・As he got to truly know you, he couldn't wait to marry you, to have the ability to place you above anything and everyone else.

・Because you are his world.

・Boromir cherishes you. Without any strings attached.

・It's a pure kind of love.

・One that he will always fight for. No matter how difficult things may get, he wants you by his side. Always.

・Standing at 6"4, Boromir's height adds to his intimidating image. Wide shoulders, thick with muscle, he makes many people blush; he just doesn't notice them.

・A warrior, soldier, a Captain, many look up to him. And now they look up to you too.

・You both have responsibilities even though Aragorn was crowned.

・Aragorn and Boromir care greatly for one another. Holding each other in high esteem.

・Therefore, Boromir & yourself live at Minas Tirith; travelling when needed as the cities are rebuilt.

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔

I Love You, Wholeheartedly (You) x You Shouldn't, I Don't Deserve It (Boromir)

Madly In Love (Boromir) x Ridiculously Oblivious (You)

Touch-Starved Menace (Boromir) x Affectionate Handler (You)

𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆

Mutual Pining

Forbidden Love

Slow Burn to Unshakeable Devotion

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈(s)

Azuremyst Isle by Derek Duke

From Nothern Lands by Paul Mottram

To Keep You From Breaking by Kelsey Woods

𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞

・Boromir yearns for you.

・And he's done so for years...

・The first time the sexual tension peaked, he tried so hard to hold himseld back. Keep himself in check.

・But when you whispered: "Yes, I'm yours," he ravished you utterly and completely.

・On your wedding night, neither of you slept.

・By morning you were both fucked out, boneless, and still breathing hard.

・You had given each other wave after wave of pleasure

・Even when exhaustion washed over you both, Boromir was still inside of you. His thick cock stuffed into your tight hole.

・You had never felt so right, so full - so complete

・Somehow, the next night was filled with more sex...more passion.

・Boromir's large arms held you close; bare chest to bare chest. His muscled thigh moved between your legs, spreading them apart.

・You whimpered from the friction. Sensitive and needy.

・You couldn't help yourself, there was a deep and hot feeling in your core. One that you needed to satisfy...

・With your legs spread, you moved one of your husband's large, rough, hands to feel your heat. Boromir sighed. Kissing the side of your neck and groaning:

・"You look so beautiful, my love, so wet for me."

・He made it impossible to think, or do anything other than whine for his touch, his heat, his praise.

・All your mind could conjure up was 'more more more.'

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“𝐼𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐸𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑑𝑜𝑚 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑤 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑔𝑒.” -The Silmarillion

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐟 ⋆🌿˚｡⋆📜⋆˚࿔

Immortal, Graceful, Wise.

The Elves were the first and eldest Children of Ilúvatar, considered the fairest and wisest of the earthly race of Arda.

𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆

Their lives are not measured in decades, but in ages; their bodies do not wither with time, though sorrow may leave its mark. They may be slain or die of grief, but they do not pass into old age.

Elves awaken at Cuiviénen, in the First Age, and many of those still alive in the Third Age were born under starlight long before the sun rose.

Elves' bodies developed slower than those of Men, but their minds developed more swiftly. Physical puberty is generally complete by their fiftieth year (by age fifty they reach their adult height), but they are not considered full-grown until a hundred years have passed.

𝑫𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆

🕯 MORNING:

Elves rise with the dawn not from sleep, but from trance. Unlike Men, they do not require nightly rest, but enter a waking dream to recover their strength. Their mornings begin with silence; poems, song, or quiet movement through forest and stone. Some attune themselves to the trees, the wind, or the memory of the stars.

🌿MIDDAY:

They tend to gardens, study lore, train with blade or bow, craft wonders in wood, gem, and silver. Elves are aesthetic beings; their daily work is an act of artistry, not labor. A Noldorin smith’s hammer is rhythmic as poetry. A Vanyarin singer might coax open a blossom.

🦉EVENING:

At dusk, they feast together; not in gluttony, but in fellowship. Lembas and mead, fruits and wild herbs, roasted meats caught in the wild. Elves value storytelling, i.e., songs of past kin, of grief and glory, and they will often dance under moonlight.

𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔

Elves marry for love, or at least with free will from both parties, typically early in life. Monogamy is practised and adultery is unthinkable. By their very nature, they are "seldom swayed by the desires of the body" or influenced by lust.

They marry only once for it was ruled by Manwë that, "'since the Elves are by nature permanent in life within Arda, so also is their unmarred marriage.'

Finwë, the King of the Noldor, was an exception. After his first wife died, from passing the majority of her life into Fëanor, and refused to be re-embodied, Finwë was permitted to marry again. This was pronounced by Námo as the 'Statute of Finwë and Míriel'.

Spouses may choose each other, in their youth, and be betrothed long before they are married. The betrothal is subject to parental approval from both houses unless the parties are of age and intend to marry soon. At which point, the betrothal is announced at a meeting of the two houses, during which the couple exchange silver rings. The betrothal lasts at least a year.

A betrothal is revocable by a public return of the rings, which will then be molten, but revocation was rarely needed because "the Eldar do not err lightly" in the choice of their partner.

After their formal betrothal, the couple appoints a time for the wedding when at least a year has passed.

𝑺𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈

Every Elf is a polymath of sorts, they are versed in:

Craftsmanship: Gems, weapons, embroidery, sculpture

Combat: Archery, swordplay, horseback riding

Lore: Language, stars, music, history, healing

Magic: Subtle enchantments woven into word and song (not flashy spells, but power from their spirit)

They are taught from a young age by loremasters, warriors, or kin. Some become great captains like Glorfindel, others master healers like Elrond, or singers of power like Lúthien.

𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒘

Elves have a deep memory; they do not forget. All joy and all tragedy lives within them. Wars of the First Age still haunt their dreams. Many elves of the Third Age carry grief like a cloak: the Kinslaying, the fall of Gondolin, the Doom of the Noldor.

If slain, their spirits pass to the Halls of Mandos in Valinor, where they may be re-embodied after long reflection. Some, like Fëanor, refuse the call. Others return changed.

They fear not death; but diminishment.

𝑯𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑹𝒆𝒈𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔

Elves live in halls carved from stone, canopies of light-dappled leaves, or white towers beside the sea.

𝕽𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖑 (𝕴𝖒𝖑𝖆𝖉𝖗𝖎𝖘) – refuge of lore and song, ruled by Elrond

𝕷𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖑𝖔́𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓– golden wood of Galadriel and Celeborn, timeless and enchanted

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖒 (𝕿𝖍𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖚𝖎𝖑’𝖘 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖉𝖔𝖒) – forest-stronghold under the earth

𝖁𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖗– in the Undying Lands beyond the sea, where the light of the Two Trees lingers

𝑹𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝑴𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒍𝒆-𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉

Elves are keepers of the old world, resisting decay. They fight not for dominion but to preserve memory, beauty, and freedom. Many are leaving; sailing West to Valinor, but those who remain do so out of love or duty.

They are not above any other race, but beside them; different in purpose, not in worth.

𝑭𝒖𝒏 𝑭𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒆

Besides being considered more beautiful than men, Elves were also generally taller. Their hair colour varied; but the basic rules were that the Noldor generally had dark hair (brown or black), the Vanyar golden, and the Teleri silver or dark. Their eyes are usually described as grey or blue.

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the one doctor-companion dynamic i can't get enough of is "cool lesbian and her space dad"

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Thunderbolts* dir. Jake Schreier | 2025

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Rewatching The Batman 2004 makes me really miss this more relatable Bruce. I miss when Batman could be confronted by colorful gimmicky lunatics in silly costumes with elaborate schemes and death traps and be like "what even is my life? Why does this type of shit only happen to me? I'll fucking handle it but oh my god."

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lets fight crime with mama !!

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hi guys, so i was looking at my calendar the other day and i didn't realize how much stuff is happening between now and september like, how do i have:

Trip abroad five days

concert (my first one EVER)

masters programme applications

written project course final

required reading

driver's theory test

somehow produce quality fanfics and headcanons for 20+ asks

wtf am i doing to myself

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‼️Announcement: Requests are Closed‼️

Hi guys. I'm going to temporarily close requests for a while, reasons being:

Between 17th - 26th of this month, I will be abroad and away from tumblr (i am not bringing my laptop with me due to weight limits on the plane)

I will be starting up university again soon for my final year and dissertation, so i want to be mentally and emotionally prepared for it

I love your interactions with my works so so much and it is absolutely gutting me that i have to make this post in the first place, but my education has to come first

I do have over 20+ requests in my inbox (mostly from thunderbolts and superman, so i will be working on those and these projects will be coming out throughout the rest of summer and into October due to finding time to write)

I will also keep requests open for Fantastic Four: First Steps since I know people are greatly anticipating it

I want to thank all of you again for your patience and your love and support on my page. Sending love to you all.

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Hey I feel like it's been a long while since I talked to you so how are you doing today and do you ever think about that time when the enforcers came to benzo's shop and Marcus fell to interrogate Vander by saying Vander has a thick head and Vander being cool headed ask benzo if he thinks vander's head was thick and benzo playing along side and I quote no just past the average and the look on Marcus's face is hilarious 😂😆🤣 because he fell into that one also I got the dirty joke by the look on Vander's face but what are your thoughts I'm naturally curious.

Either Marcus was completely business only, or he just doesn't know how to handle people who aren't threatened by him. Benzo and Vander being completely unthreatened with his company is absolutely insane work.

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YOU KNOW WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE, LOW KEY??

LOOK!!

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Arcanegifs' Arcane Season 2 (2024) Character Poll: Steb

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Mephisto, you say??

https://www.tumblr.com/holmesandtheroman/788936193732706304/immeasurable-debauchery-mephisto-x-reader

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