baynton
baynton
is moses dead?
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nat. he/him. 20s. uk. ceo of chris pitt-goddard & mat's arse."you're not just a mat thirst blog, you're the mat thirst blog"
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baynton · 2 hours ago
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did you ever look at any of alex's bad golf?
the channel is open in one of my many tabs, it's just about finally getting started with it 😂 now that i've watched all the nmj episodes though it's tough because part of me is like 'yay time to watch bad golf', but an even bigger part of me is like 'no just rewatch all of nmj' so instead i've been doing neither
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baynton · 6 hours ago
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i edited this section of a wonka interview bc why did it read so fruity 😭🍎🍌🍑🍒🍉 (x)
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baynton · 7 hours ago
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Alex Horne being a cutie (3/?)
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baynton · 1 day ago
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as if i just found a shiny while playing my leaf green professor oak challenge
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baynton · 3 days ago
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I think I've already done enough damage.
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baynton · 4 days ago
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Pat would say, "Looks like bloody roadkill that, mate. Looks like something I ran over in the Datsun."
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baynton · 5 days ago
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ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes
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baynton · 5 days ago
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ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes
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baynton · 6 days ago
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Hii! Is it just my device being dodgy (it's quite old and has a tendency to do stuff like that lmao), or has the The Truth audiobook gdrive stopped working?? Thanks!!
Hi! Because of the audiobook format gdrive won't play it while on the drive, but you just need to download it and play it off your device!
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baynton · 7 days ago
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not letting alex pee. number 1 episode
i think live show 7 might be my in my top 3 favourite nmj episodes
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baynton · 7 days ago
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i think live show 7 might be my in my top 3 favourite nmj episodes
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baynton · 7 days ago
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baynton · 7 days ago
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baynton · 9 days ago
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it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity
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baynton · 9 days ago
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found a painting of joe starling
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baynton · 9 days ago
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his name is, his name is, his name is charles ii
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baynton · 9 days ago
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Greg lounging on his throne in S10E10
S11E1: Alex is asked to "drape himself on the throne in a way that he considers sexy", this is what he does:
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I MEAN COME ON !!! Just tell him!!
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