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#sorry not sorry#its all i could think when i heard it on the news#armand#rfkjr#interview with the vampire#the blender#crack#real world events#amc iwtv#iwtv
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It's officially Thursday, my friends, which means it's time for Chapter 2 of good neighbours for @aroyallybigbangrwrb! Come read all about the blender 😉
#rwrb#rwrb fic#red white and royal blue#rwrb fanfic#rwrb fanfiction#firstprince#a royally big bang#fandom event#rwrbrbb#neighbours au#they were neighbours#chapter 2 is here#the blender
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Souvenir Bandit
The used to call me
Sticky D
behind the wheel
of the Saturn
shifting
five speed
Up Larksville mountain
and back down
yet high as a kite
rounding bends
like Ricky Bobby
in Talledega Nights
Dip in the lip
that I just poached
from behind the counter
at Heffron’s
a menace
that can do no wrong
sippin tea
ooooooolong
Good golly me
who’s in the back seat
prolly
scruffy puppy
bone buddi
and maybe Kleech
I reach for the stick
stop quick
pause for a spit
hawk tuah
ahhh shiiiiit
that ain’t it
fuck that bitch
sike nah
I kid
it ain’t her fault
she became famous
In this society
we praise ignorance
and belittle intelligence
like a souvenir bandit
catching stray cats
and feeding them
cat nip
Drugged and crazed
lost and gazed
hazed by insufferable
people
and yet
expected to behave
a certain way
I remain the same
because those
who imitate
are unsure
of themselves
and I forbid that notion
to be entertained
Forget the dragon
to be slain
I am the dragon
remember the name
it’s Jdav
with a capital Jay
a lowercase D
But don’t get it twisted
it’ll tickle the inside middle
of your moms belly
Ha
Ego aside
I am Ron Cheese
comin atcha raunchy
like Willy
I get a little Wonky
bitches call me daddy
as if I owned a donkey
sike nah
I am just flaunting
just wanting
to be heard
ya heard
random but valid
fuck Colin Cowherd
I swear that dood
ain’t nothin
but a spike-less spur
Anyways
back to the original programming
I swerve
now I see lights
because I had a padiddle
and now my friends
are being cuffed
I get patted down
no officer
no drugs on me
I bluff
I felt bad
as I drove off
leaving the rest
of my friends
in the dust
but I didn’t sip
from the bottle of lust
‘twas a lesson learned
for all of us
Fuck the police
no justice
no peace
I’m the souvenir bandit
fresh off the leash
I yearn to sink
my teeth
into the bullshit one percenters
neck
the few
the proud
the corporate elite
I swear I’d bite
off their teet
and smear the blood
across my teeth
and smile
as I watched it
drip from my canines
as I laugh menacingly
Hahahaha
Wow
I say to myself
I speak
to myself
I keep
to myself
I seek
to seem
myself
I believe
in nothing
but authenticity
They used to call me
Sticky D
I’ve since buried
the Saturn
the Malibu
the Altima
and left a joint
behind the seat
of my moms Jeep Liberty
And when she showed me
I took it
and went to the tracks
down the street
broke it open
packed it in the bowl
and smoked it deliberately
with the homies
But that was the old me
when I used to ride around
with the souvenir bandit
unknowingly
#words#writing#poetry#thoughts#word#life#poets on tumblr#spoken word#button poetry#slam poetry#write for the sake of writing#writers of tumblr#trifecta#for the fans#rhyming#rhyme poetry#rhyme writing#spoken poetry#the blender#the blended#the aftermath#poem#feels good to be back writing#therapy writing#new project#check it ouuuut#join the fun
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The Blender is Near
I ended up making The Blender much scarier and bigger than I first intended... And more complex...
let's see who figures out first why :)
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@thesoulesscollection
Please reblog if you vote!
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learned how to use blenders film making tools
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a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱
#blender#blender3d#3d#low poly#lowpoly#eyestrain#isopods#dairy cow isopods#gif#3d animation#3d art#blender 3d#animation#art
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shrimp miku
#hatsune miku#vocaloid#miku#my art#artists on tumblr#blender#blender3d#b3d#silly#shrimp#weirdcore#surreal#art
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Take this 🦇
#verbrannt74#bat#bat art#gif#animation#bat gif#bat animation#animated gif#3d#3d art#blender 3d#3d animation#3d gif#retro#retro 3d#retro vibe#retro gaming#retro aesthetic#retro video games#ps1 aesthetic#ps1#ps1 graphics#low poly#low poly gif#low poly art#low poly aesthetic#bats#animal art
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some digital stickers i made with blender a few years ago feel free to use them as a pfp or whatever you want lol (except for commercial use)
#digital stickers#stickers#transparent png#png#blender#3dnyan#idk what tags to add#oc#original character#art
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What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #21 Made in Blender. Merry Toy Day y'all :>
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legends 🌟
#night in the woods#animal crossing#animal crosing new horizons#nintendo#nintendo switch#3ds#retro#lowpoly#3dmodel#b3d#3dart#animation#art#blender#artwork#gamecube#pixelart#pixel art#pixel aesthetic#video games#mae borowski#nitw gregg#gregg lee
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I animated more jugs
@moctor
time to get back to my main project, in a week or so, I'm currently drained
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