#the blender

[lestatisprince]

[thesleepyskipper]

It's officially Thursday, my friends, which means it's time for Chapter 2 of good neighbours for @aroyallybigbangrwrb! Come read all about the blender 😉

[jdaviswords]

Souvenir Bandit

The used to call me

Sticky D

behind the wheel

of the Saturn

shifting

five speed

Up Larksville mountain

and back down

yet high as a kite

rounding bends

like Ricky Bobby

in Talledega Nights

Dip in the lip

that I just poached

from behind the counter

at Heffron’s

a menace

that can do no wrong

sippin tea

ooooooolong

Good golly me

who’s in the back seat

prolly

scruffy puppy

bone buddi

and maybe Kleech

I reach for the stick

stop quick

pause for a spit

hawk tuah

ahhh shiiiiit

that ain’t it

fuck that bitch

sike nah

I kid

it ain’t her fault

she became famous

In this society

we praise ignorance

and belittle intelligence

like a souvenir bandit

catching stray cats

and feeding them

cat nip

Drugged and crazed

lost and gazed

hazed by insufferable

people

and yet

expected to behave

a certain way

I remain the same

because those

who imitate

are unsure

of themselves

and I forbid that notion

to be entertained

Forget the dragon

to be slain

I am the dragon

remember the name

it’s Jdav

with a capital Jay

a lowercase D

But don’t get it twisted

it’ll tickle the inside middle

of your moms belly

Ha

Ego aside

I am Ron Cheese

comin atcha raunchy

like Willy

I get a little Wonky

bitches call me daddy

as if I owned a donkey

sike nah

I am just flaunting

just wanting

to be heard

ya heard

random but valid

fuck Colin Cowherd

I swear that dood

ain’t nothin

but a spike-less spur

Anyways

back to the original programming

I swerve

now I see lights

because I had a padiddle

and now my friends

are being cuffed

I get patted down

no officer

no drugs on me

I bluff

I felt bad

as I drove off

leaving the rest

of my friends

in the dust

but I didn’t sip

from the bottle of lust

‘twas a lesson learned

for all of us

Fuck the police

no justice

no peace

I’m the souvenir bandit

fresh off the leash

I yearn to sink

my teeth

into the bullshit one percenters

neck

the few

the proud

the corporate elite

I swear I’d bite

off their teet

and smear the blood

across my teeth

and smile

as I watched it

drip from my canines

as I laugh menacingly

Hahahaha

Wow

I say to myself

I speak

to myself

I keep

to myself

I seek

to seem

myself

I believe

in nothing

but authenticity

They used to call me

Sticky D

I’ve since buried

the Saturn

the Malibu

the Altima

and left a joint

behind the seat

of my moms Jeep Liberty

And when she showed me

I took it

and went to the tracks

down the street

broke it open

packed it in the bowl

and smoked it deliberately

with the homies

But that was the old me

when I used to ride around

with the souvenir bandit

unknowingly

[grandthefoxdelusion]

The Blender is Near

I ended up making The Blender much scarier and bigger than I first intended... And more complex...

let's see who figures out first why :)

[catisteard]

@thesoulesscollection

Please reblog if you vote!

[dmonet-macitan]

learned how to use blenders film making tools

[everydaylouie]

that's me

[meltknuckles]

a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱

[justanoval]

shrimp miku

[verbrannt74]

Take this 🦇

[takawoyu]

some digital stickers i made with blender a few years ago feel free to use them as a pfp or whatever you want lol (except for commercial use)

[spicybeefu]

What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #21 Made in Blender. Merry Toy Day y'all :>

[nupsume]

legends 🌟

[kechuop]

I animated more jugs

@moctor

time to get back to my main project, in a week or so, I'm currently drained