#the big bang theory oc

[mellohisan]

they got all of SHELDON’S genes… AND they’re twins!

my idea of the sheldon/mellohi fankids :3 yeaaah im making big bang theory self ship fankids cmonnn

George the 3rd (Georgie) - named after Sheldon’s brother and father. Mellohi’s honey curls and Sheldon’s blue eyes and pale skin. Sheldon is miffed that his son got his brothers curls, but when it becomes clear George looks exactly like him other than that, he becomes alright about it. and Mariana gets his black hair.

Mariana - named after Sheldon’s mom (Mary). Dark brown, almost black hair from Sheldon, brown eyes and tan skin from Mellohi. A true, mischievous Texan when raised by two Southern folk.

[sheldoney]

“IT’S VERY SIMPLE. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors.” credit for promo @manoncomms

Mature themes. 21+ Only. Independent and semi-selective.

[vampireopossum]

thanks jacob drawfee

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Aela the Huntress: You kissed Farkas!?!

Artanis: I didn't know what else to do! He had those big sad eyes!

Aela: Well, sure, you had no choice.

[harveybwabbit92]

Gintaro: I spent nine months helpin’ Mrs. Rize get ready for this baby! Six-Six spent five minutes makin’ it. And I’m being generous.

[Six-six glares at the Zangill.]

Belial, confused: *snorts* Five minutes??

Belial, to R/n as he smirks: well, we must be doing it wrong. It took a lot of tries and many hours for us.~

R/n: *giggles and shushes him*

[snailb0t]

Wow another homestuck kid ?? Crazy

They are for a rp group wahoo :D !!! Also Fern is the kind of guy to tell u abt how ur grandmas body will decompose while at her funeral 🤧

He is a knight of mind btw !! (And derse bound)

[harveywritings92]

Cami, after König tells her his real name: Okay, Eugen, here's something people do not know about me. Before I moved out to Niagara-falls, I did a topless scene in a low-budget horror movie about a genetically altered cop who could turn into a dinosaur. Ugh, after I did it, I felt so ashamed. Thankfully, that thing never came out.

König, awkward: Oh, uh...I've seen that. 

Cami, looks at him wide eyed:............What?

König : j-Ja. "Raptor Cop". Hutch found it online the day we met you.

Cami: Oh, God.

König: And it was literally the moment you walked out the door.

{My headcanon name for König is Eugen Brändle, Cami only calls him that when they’re alone.)

[au-yuukiemcee]

Scarabia Yuu: The Truth

~Yuuki blames Jamil for learning the truth about Kalim's personality.

[soullessbullshit]

Verandis: Aw, one of the wards did the dishes!

Cassian: How do you know I didn't do the dishes?

Verandis: Because once when all the knives were dirty, you cut a bagel with Gwendis’s hatchet.

[gummiesalad]

Bazinga

[brainyxbat]

Zoro: Guys, this is my twin sister, Venus.

Venus: H-hi. 😅

Nami: Wow, you don't look that much alike.

Sanji: Can I get a hallelujah. 😊

Zoro: 😒

[mellohisan]

give that spindly theoretical physist an artsy self insert girlfriend NOW!!

[sheldoney]

“It’s very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors.” credit for promo @havvkinsqueen

Mature themes. 21+ Only. Independent and semi-selective.

[bellarose204]

My eddsworld animation for a friend

Norman belongs to @dazzlingcupid

Audio is from the big bang theory

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Last Dragonborn, pointing at Paarthurnax: Look at that face! How can anyone spend all day with that face and not fall in love?

Delphine: Well at some point, the face starts Shouting.

[harveybwabbit92]

Geed: so does your girlfriend's dad still hate you?

Fuma: Seven does not hate me. He is just upset that I’m not any other man in existence.