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ramvur Ā· 1 year ago
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Soap is lucky he's pretty
also i rly rly wanted to draw some of my fav kortac guys :) yes ik kortac is a pmc and they dont have a colonel
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harveywritings92 Ā· 2 years ago
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{(Reader name) is out with the 1-4-1 and KorTac, She and Rudy pulled the short straws and are the designated drivers, the two are casually chatting, while waiting for everyone to tire out.]Ā 
R/n: (to Rudy) This ā€œSnake Juiceā€ is basically Rat poison. Everybodyā€™s wasted.
[cuts to a drunk and crying Gaz]
Gaz: You donā€™t even know one thing, I didnā€™t even say one thing and then he asked me the whole thing and I didnā€™t even do it once!!
[cuts to a drunk Kƶnig]
Kƶnig: Iā€™m like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, itā€™s like OK, heā€™s in there.
[cuts to a drunk Horangi]
Horangi: Iā€™m gonna tell youā€¦Thatā€¦That bitch over there (points at random person) ā€¦Iā€™mā€¦Iā€™m gonna tell..I donā€™t have toā€¦I donā€™t have to brag.
[cuts to a drunk and giggling Hutch]
Hutch: Baba booey.
[cuts to a drunk Soap]
Soap: Turn this music down. (Starts singing to Gaz) Farts and boobs and love and stuffā€¦ macaroni potato saladā€¦
[cuts to a drunk Alejandro]
Alejandro: [rapidly speaking Spanish]
[cuts to a drunk and laughing Price who starts coughing then drinks more snake Juice]
[cuts to a drunk Ghost, who is wearing R/nā€™s pinkĀ glow-in the darkĀ cat ear headphones frantically dancing]
[Cut to R/n who has all the drunk people packed into her Van]
Ghost: (groggily) Is this everybody, Love?
R/n: Alejandro and Rudy took a cab, Gaz is in the trunk, Kƶnigā€™s on the roof. Alright, where to first?
Soap: Yer motherā€™s butt!
[Everyone laughs]
Hutch: Iā€™m so aloneā€¦
R/n: If even one of you thinks about dry-heaving in my van, youā€™re all walking home. Ā 
{part 2]
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kortacqueen Ā· 2 years ago
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MORE MORE MORE KORTAC INSPIRATION HAS HIT LETS GO
Hutch, my man, is a computer genius
However his true power remains long unknown UNTIL a bet comes around
During one of the team game nights, Kƶnig loses and is forced to reveal a story about a scar not gotten in the field
He shares a long scar running up his forearm and says itā€™s from a dirt biking accident, mentioning that there may be footage of it somewhere
He doubts anyone actually saw it since it was only aired locally
Hutch says ā€˜if I find it, can I show it to everyone?ā€™
Kƶnig responds (he is a little drunk) ā€˜I bet you canā€™t find it, but if you do Iā€™ll owe you one favor AND tell you another story of a scar, just you.ā€™
Time passes and people move on. Itā€™s a while before they are all able to have a full team game night together
Before they can start, Hutch gets them all to the rec room, his computer hooked up to the TV
A long video file ready to play as everyone sits down.
ā€˜I win our bet Kƶnigā€™ was the only warning everyone got before Hutch started a video of a 15 year old Kƶnig dirt bike racing in the mountains on old footage.
Clear as day, near the end battling for 1st, a kid nicks Kƶnigā€™s bike and he falls off the hill into the deep mud on his arm
Quickly getting back up, he fights for the top spot. In the final stretch, Kƶnig passes the kid and flips him off
Then proceeds to mock him while on the podium with his still bleeding arm, gesturing that heā€™s crying then laughs and points
Safe to say a fight broke out and the footage cut off
Hutch was standing there a little to proud of himself, and he does receive his special story
Out of solidarity, he has not looked at anyoneā€™s search history on base.
Hutch, Declan, Oni, Roze, Zeus, and Horangi are great singers and have amazing range
Stilletto, Zero, and Askel should never be allowed to sing and arenā€™t banned but they will get glares
All of KorTac are a little sadistic in battle, but there is definitely a range.
Surprisingly Kƶnig, Stiletto, and Oni are at the top of this list. Callisto is the only one who will force them to stop.
Oni can, will, and has cut off arms with his katanas just to leave them to bleed out
Kƶnig likes to use a sledgehammer when available, he swings so it hits the enemyā€™s head but there is usually a wall of floor to meet them.
He has a biting problem too. If you put your hand on or near his mouth he will bite you through the mask if need be, fingers have been lost and Kƶnig thinks itā€™s hilarious.
All of them carry a spare balaclava in case comeones is ripped, most often Horangiā€™s or Kƶnigā€™s.
Some of them take medication for many things
Most for PTSD and depression, Kƶnig for those and anxiety and insomnia (caused by his anxiety and depression)
The man is bad WITH his medication, without it he is so much worse. As an unmedicated kid who needed meds, he would hardly leave his room and would panic attack upon returning
The days that he misses, he locks himself in his room and cries all day
Though one of the lesser religious of the group, Klaus embodies the Christmas spirit the most
Though, he acts more like a demented Santa
Singing carols with twisted lyrics as he completes his missions, finishing with a ā€˜ho ho ho, and have a merry Christmas in hellā€™
He gained an affectionate nickname of ā€˜Krampusā€™ given to him by Fender and Kƶnig who grew up with it.
It was not out of kindness or humor that they gave him this name like everyone believes.
To strengthen his bond with the name, he researched several different traditions over many countries with the creature and began to terrorize them all.
Fender and Kƶnig were terrorized the most and their childhood trauma/fear was used against them.
Declan found this especially funny. You could tell Klaus just pranked them is Declan was seen with tears in his eyes.
Eventually, Fender and Kƶnig call him Krampus throughout the year, while the rest stick to just Christmas time.
Zeus, although very polite, can be incredibly judgemental.
If someone eats something he deems as disgusting, heā€™ll scrunch up his face and give this horrified look.
This look has spared no one and made several people cry.
The reveal of Kƶnig as a Colonel had shaken everyone. Apparently Zero was the only one who guessed right but was under the impression Kƶnig had no idea how he got there
Which, to be fair, is kinda true
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gonnamurdersomeone Ā· 1 year ago
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CoD people as cats? I think so here we go!
Someone better appreciate this I literally took 3 pages from my fucking notebook to write all this shit down
Captain John ā€œBravo-6ā€ Price
I think John would definitely be an Oriental cat if not that then probably a Burmese. Smart, quick on his feet and pretty loyal seems about right.
Lieutenant Simon ā€œGhostā€ Riley
I think Simon would be a Norwegian forest cat or a British Short hair.. for obvious reasons dude is a fuckin Brit through and through. I chose NFC becuase they are bigger types of cats and used to harsh climates
Sergeant Kyle ā€œGazā€ Garrick
For Gaz I chose an Abyssinian cat, they are pretty, usually have pretty eyes (like him) and are pretty smart and playful. Very Gaz coded
Sergeant Johnny ā€œSoapā€ MacTavish
Johnny boy would be a Scottish Fold or a Siamese cat. They are very vocal, love people and are just a joy to be around honestly. Plus they suffer from pretty boy syndrome soā€¦ yeah
Sergeant Gary ā€œRoachā€ Sanderson
Gary my baby boy, I chose an OciCat cause of his name itā€™s so random? I thought him being a more exotic and weird cat would fit his aesthetic. Very pretty cats too!
General Hershel Shepherd
Fucking hell I hate this dude and for that I gave him a Sphynx cat, they are mean, bald and bossy as fuck. Sound about right for mister Shepherd no?
I want to kill him
Kate ā€œWatcher-1ā€ Laswell
Kate one of my favorites! She would definitely be an American Curl. Very pretty cats with a unique personality and it just fits her. That or a Bombay cat I couldnā€™t choose
Nikolai ā€œGaz fell out of the helicopter againā€
Nik our lovable transportation buddy, of course he would get a Russian blue there is no need to elaborate here he would be a Russian blue. Very cool cats ngl
Farah ā€œKilo Actualā€ Karim
She is so pretty and such a girl boss istg. But Iā€™m giving the Bengal cat or an Ural Rex very curly hair and just very funny kitties, I think it fits her
Alex ā€œEcho 3-1ā€ Keller (Jr Price fr)
Pretty boy gets a pretty cat!!! He gets to be a Manx cat cause of the no tail (and his one leg) nahh jokes aside very pretty kitties for a very pretty boy
Phillip ā€œShadow-1ā€ Graves
I hate this dude with all my atoms but heā€™s tolerable compared to Shepherd.. But I gave Graved an American shorthair. One becuase heā€™s American and two his hairline makes me wanna cry
Vladimir Makarov
I hate you so so much for what you did in MW3ā€¦ but you are a character so Iā€™m still giving you a cat. If you were a cat my guy I think youā€™d be an Peterbald or a Karelian cat
Andre ā€œAlpha 2-1ā€ Nolan
Surprisingly not a bad character imo but he could use some more character development! Iā€™m giving him a Korat cat or a Singapura. I wish he got more development in MW3 honestly :/
Alejandro Vargas
Alejandro! Our favorite Mexican man gotta love him and the cowboys. Heā€™s a petty boy as well so Iā€™m giving him a pretty chill and cool cat as well. A color point shorthair, not necessarily a *breed* per day but still he deserves a petty kitty
Rodolfo Parra
Rudy! Another cowboy we love what a gentleman <3 Iā€™m giving him an Egyptian Mau kitty, it has spots and I think Rudy would be a spotted kitty. Very good boy
Valeria ā€œEl-Sin-Nombreā€ Garza
Mommy issues fr love this women. I support women rights AND wrongs šŸ’Ŗ she gets a Donskoy or a Savannah cat. Both wild kitties to match her wild and unpredictable personality I think it fits very well
Kƶnig
Anxious King gotta love them! For obvious reasons heā€™s a Maine Coon cat, the biggest house cat there is. For being an absolute UNIT of a man he deserves a very loyal, pretty, and big kitty. God I just wanna smother this man
Kim ā€œHorangiā€ Hong-jin
Toyger need I say more? Itā€™s a literal house tiger, his name is fucking Tiger he gets to be the tiger damnit! šŸ˜¤
Darnell ā€œHutchā€ Hutcherson
Dunno the rest of these guys very well (besides Nikto) but Iā€™m giving Hutch a Chartreux cat. I wish the more obscure characters got more attention, no they may not be apart of the MW part but still they deserve love
Nikto
I love this man with every fucking atom of my body. My baby boy deserves the best cat in my opinion the Lykoi. Very cool, funny and amazing cats one of the best heā€™s just a goober I wanna pet him and keep him in my closet away from all the bad things
Mace
Mace heard some things about you here and there and decided I couldnā€™t leave you behind. You my friend would be an Oriental Longhair dunno why but I think it suits him
Velikan
Idk if this man is even part of the fandom? Either way Iā€™m giving you a cat deal with it. You would be an Highlander cat if not then an Tonkinese kitty.
Keegan P Russ
Oh Keegan my dear boy, you would be a Devon Rex kitty, very smart, mischievous and overall just a joyful cat. You deserve the world my dear
Logan Walker
Ragdoll. You will get a ragdoll take it or leave or my guy. Just know Iā€™m only adding you and everyone else because of Keegan
David ā€œHeshā€ walker
Hhhh.. hesh dude idk Iā€™d probably give you a Havanah Brown kitty. Seems like a good fit. Unusual brown kitty for a unusual cool character
Elias T ā€œScarecrowā€ Walker
I literally know nothing about you? But Iā€™m still giving you a cat! Uh I think possibly a Javanese cat would fit you my dude.
Alex v ā€œAjaxā€ Johnson
Same with you like? I have never heard about you either but whatever. I think a Australian Mist or a Khao Manee cat would work
Alright so thatā€™s all the CoD characters I think? Iā€™m not sure if I missed anyone, if I did tell me and Iā€™ll assign them in the comments or whatever.
No Iā€™m not adding the other characters such as Diego or any other unknown Ghost team people or random background people that only have like 2 lines of dialogue or is barely even known within the CoD community.
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shadow0-1 Ā· 1 year ago
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cod-dump Ā· 2 years ago
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KorTac tried to do yoga together as a bonding activity but Hutch and Horangi were placed next to each other. Each pose Hutch made a weird noise and Horangi echoed them back. After four poses everyone was either laughing or uncomfortable. The only reason anyone outside of KorTac knew about this was because Roze posted a video of Hutch and Horangi just screaming like R2D2 while doing upward dog.
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tesalicious2 Ā· 2 years ago
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More Kortac:
Kƶnig gets along really well with Askel and Klaus for obvious reasons. If any of them heads home, theyā€™ll bring back the good beer and treats that they all know
Everyone will eat whatever is in the fridge, nothing is safe. Maybe if it has a not from a family member will some of them leave it alone. But that is no guarantee.
Horangi, in an attempt to ā€˜chill Oni outā€™, slipped marijuana drops into his tea and got him high as hell.
Oni laid on the common room couch for 6 hours without moving and said the weirdest shit.
Horangi was there the whole time and loved every moment, unfortunately, some others didnā€™t agree
Declan, Stilletto, Askel, Klaus, and Horangi openly laughed while Calisto and Zero were the only ones who didnā€™t find it funny at all
Oni quickly got Horangi back by replacing some of his nice kimchi with weird cheap stuff he found for online. He mixed it together to blend the flavors
At dinner that night, Horangi got half way through before leaving to throw up. Oni laughed the whole time
Horangi quickly returned to dinner and tackled him over the table, attempting my to shove some of the bad kimchi down his throat.
The yelling foreign languages at each other was funny. Mostly since it was Oni mocking Horangi and Horangi yelling rather than vice versa.
Horangi has seen everyoneā€™s face, mostly because he doesnā€™t knock and has weird hours
This includes Ghost, even if they only worked together for a week
Fender is the only one whoā€™s seen almost everyoneā€™s face because they showed it to him willingly, Kƶnig will wear a medical mask but wonā€™t show his face
The medics know a lot of secrets about everyone, not important ones though, very stupid ones
Know Roze stole a loaf of bread from her familyā€™s kitchen when she was 8 and felt bad so she tossed it in a lake
Know Zero once a had a crush on a middle school girl when he was in elementary and tried hard to get her attention but failed miserably
They wonā€™t tell anyone because of Patient-Client Confidentiality and consequently become the secret keepers of the group
Kƶnig only one who has seen Fenderā€™s face.
KorTac tries to have dinner together and push the tables into a square, itā€™s really fun and they have game night (without gambling)
Kƶnig has the highest tolerance and is has never gotten past drunk before.
He doesnā€™t really get drunk, he just gets wobbly and thatā€™s all. No one knew the first time til he tried to get up and immediately tripped over his own feet, stayed on the floor and groaned, saying ā€˜damn, drank to muchā€™
No one could remember how much he drank that night.
Everyone once saw him have like 14 beers (he has his own stash from home thatā€™s strong and no one else likes) and said he felt tipsy and didnā€™t know his limit
Declan and Oni come in close second and Declan will brag about this to anyone who listens
Stilletto and Horangi are third but they donā€™t really care. Calisto, Zero, and Gromsko are the same way but have a lower tolerance
Zeus is really bad at drinking games and refuses to play, so they donā€™t really know his limit
He has admitted to being in the third place group, much to Declanā€™s amusement
Hutch has hacked into devices with weird search historyā€™s. He doesnā€™t talk about it but if drunk enough he will tell some of the weirder non sexual ones.
Though, there are a few he will never speak of because thinking about them makes him shiver.
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assassinhomecreedstuck Ā· 1 year ago
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sapphyrnidae Ā· 2 years ago
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that iconic lord of the rings drawing except make it call of duty
gaz has to be in the carrier because heā€™s the one who keeps falling out of helicoptersĀ 
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quozacheese Ā· 2 years ago
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hutch loving hour
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numberonecodwomenfan Ā· 2 months ago
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every time someone makes a cod percy jackson au it annoys me because theyā€™re WRONG (/j). so here im doing it myself
ghostā€™s is at the end because itā€™s long
price is the son of athena. heā€™s a captain, he needs more than just aresā€™s war capabilities, he needs strategy and smarts.
soap is the son of hephaestus. i think this one is pretty universally agreed upon, because the forge, fire, explosions, you know.
gaz is the son of aphrodite and BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING hear me out. first of all, heā€™s gorgeous. obviously. he has the type of face that tells me he could talk his way out of anything if he bats his eyes enough lmao. plus, aphrodite isnā€™t all sunshine and rainbows and romance (in fact, sheā€™s mostly not sunshine and rainbows). sheā€™s a war goddess in her own right.
farah alex laswell ghost and some kortac folks under the cut
if artemis werenā€™t a maiden goddess, farah would be a daughter of artemis, but that canā€™t happen. sheā€™s a daughter of dike (yes, pronounced exactly how you think it is) goddess of justice.
alex is the son of tyche, the goddess of luck and good fortune, because only a man who is literally the son of luck could purposely stay in a building rigged to explode and walk away with only an amputated leg.
laswell is a daughter of athena (suck it price x laswell shippers theyre SIBLINGS NOW) cause yk. cia. central intelligence agency.
im going boring for kƶnig and say ares because i canā€™t think of anything else i fear. its a war game we need at least one child of ares
horangi is the son of nike, goddess of victory, dont ask me why it just really fits the vibe
hutch is a son of hephaestus (yet another reason i think he and soap would be BEST FRIENDS) because heā€™s a computer scientist/engineer so i think it makes sense. also imagine if this was an actual percy jackson au where they were all teenagers at chb, he and soap wreaking HAVOC together around camp.
for ghost, i kind of struggled. i didnā€™t want to go cliche and say hades, because it really just doesnt seem fitting. i thought about thanatos but he seems to be more of a spirit than a god. then, i thought of the keres, for more violent death, but again they seem to be more spirits (and there are three of them, none of whom are given individual names). then, finally, i landed on hecate, goddess of magic, ghosts, necromancy, and some aspects of the dead. ā€œbut robinā€ youā€™re saying, ā€œisnā€™t hecate a virgin goddess?ā€ andā€¦ not necessarily??? itā€™s kind of vague. unlike with athena (who yes is still a virgin goddess in the percy jackson universe. her children come from her head. she just finds a mortal she fucks with and sprouts a child), artemis and hestia, aphrodite does have power over her. sheā€™s usually depicted as a maiden (meaning young beautiful woman) but that doesnā€™t mean she follows the technical meaning of a maiden goddess. so i rest my case.
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harveywritings92 Ā· 2 years ago
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[R/n as sheā€™s helping all the drunk task force members out of her van.]
R/n: Okay, whose sober enough to remember how to untie knots?
[Price and Hutch lift their hands.]
R/n: Right, get Kƶnig off the roof me? I gotta get Gaz out the back.Ā 
(She unlocks the trunk and as soon as the door auto-opens Gaz who was sleeping against the back window falls face first out the back of the van.)
R/n: Oh, Damn. Kyle! (She crouches to check on him) You alright?
Gaz, rolls and lays flat on his back starring at her:Ā Ooh...Are you an angel?
R/n, flatly: Yes, Gaz. All angels smell like beer and wear baggy sweatpants.Ā 
Gaz, as she helping him up: Yā€™know, you kind look like my friend R/n?
R/n: Ya donā€™t say?
Gaz: Yeah, she reminds me of my sister yā€™know?
R/n: Hmmm, Does she now?
Gaz: Yeah, sheā€™s annoying (R/n looks taken aback),b-but in a good way. Always listens to me when I have troubles, thatā€™s why like her.
R/n: aw, thatā€™s so sweet, I like you too Gaz.
(Gaz throws up on her shoes....)
R/n, grimacing: *gags*Ā Okay, the moments gone...Soap, come get yer boyfriend!
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kortacqueen Ā· 2 years ago
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Eldritch Kƶnig with KorTac:
Declan was very interested in how he eats and spits people up
Kƶnig makes it a point to not do it in front of them, he doesnā€™t want to risk them seeing his face which will kill them
Declan got Horangi, Klaus, Stilletto, Roze, and Oni (mildly) bug him about it
Kƶnig gives in after an all hands on deck mission that requires proof of death
He tells everyone that they may come but canā€™t bother him anymore after this and he wonā€™t offer again
He sighs when everyone follows him, even the people who really didnā€™t care
Everyone shuffles into a cold room with several examination tables set out for the bodies
Kƶnig stands at the head of them and everyone at the foot, Declan and Horangi are very excited
Kƶnig sighs, ā€˜donā€™t look at my face, youā€™re brains will melt out through your earsā€™
He steps to the head of a table, lifts he veil just off his chest, and out sloshes a body onto the table
Rinse and repeat
Kƶnig then leaves for the storage room, not really caring if they follow
He enters the room and sees several of the lockers tagged for him to eat from
They line the wall behind him, waiting for him
ā€œLast chance to back out.ā€
When no one leaves, he shrugs and lifts his veil again, a bit farther from his chest
Tentacles reach out for a locker door, unlatching it enough to slither inside and pull out the slab holding the body
They slowly explore the body, wrapping themselves around limbs, torso, and neck, looking almost gentle. Itā€™s slow, calm, and deliberate, testing the waters. Both his friends limits and the strength of the body
In one moment, the tentacles constrict and drag the body under the veil.
Kƶnig stands there, and if waiting for something, the lights flicker once. Then the tentacles appear again
Each reaching for a separate locker, unlatching the door and slipping in fast, they yank the slabs out causing the door to slam against the wall
The sound of the tentacles sliding against the metal sends shivers down their spines.
The moment the slabs are fully extended, the tentacles wrapped themselves around the bodies torso and tighten. At the same time, theyā€™re dragged under his veil.
All of this took less than half the amount of time it took for him to eat the first one.
Kƶnig letā€™s his veil fall to his chest and turns around, checking on his friends. He notes their shock but seem unharmed and so he leaves
He sees them later in the mess hall for dinner and Declan just laughs and pats his shoulder
Apparently they mostly thought it was cool, very disturbing and unnerving, but cool
Kƶnig got a break for a week then the questions started coming, he shouldā€™ve anticipated this
ā€˜Can you eat other food besides people?ā€™ ā€˜Youā€™ve seen me do it!ā€™ ā€˜Do you actually feel the veil on your face or is it like looking through a window.ā€™ ā€˜Feel it when my face is there.ā€™ ā€˜What do people taste like.ā€™
Kƶnig didnā€™t respond to that last one
Turns out Horangi was a little too into the power trip Kƶnig had and now theyā€™re a thing.
Kƶnig kinda sees KorTac as ā€˜hisā€™. Like a dragon and itā€™s hoard but a bit less ā€˜I own youā€™ and more of ā€˜I will protect you.ā€™
Itā€™s more healthy than that but thatā€™s the gist of it.
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konigsblog Ā· 9 months ago
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Top 3 KorTac members with biggest cocks
Mace is already on top 1 šŸ„“
mace, kƶnig, and hutch?? :3
i don't write about hutch a lot, but i'd imagine his cock to be pretty thick, and a decent length. probably prefers to keep himself shaven to avoid discomfort, with heavy balls, and an uncut tip! (adores having his balls sucked...)
kƶnig (of course, he's headcannoned to be around 6ā€™10ā€... !!) i've talked about kƶnig's dick a little too much, but extremely girthy, and very lengthy. his balls are round and fat, with a cut tip, and a couple veins along his veiny shaft. probably somewhat shaven, let's it grow out, before it's causing both you and him discomfort.
mace is thicker than he is length, with musky balls, and pretty hairy. he doesn't enjoy shaving, he lets it grow ā€˜til it's seriously bothering you both, and he'll trim it. doesn't like being fully shaven... but, he's decently long and extremely veiny, with a cut tip, and one ball hanging lower than the other.
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gremlinmodetweeker Ā· 3 months ago
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A picture of (nearly) the whole squad. Here we have Kƶnig (back left), Horangi (front left), Roze (front right), and Nikto (back right).
This took a few days of picking away at it, and at some point I might go on to shade it, but I really enjoy how it came out. I particularly like how Kƶnig looks shook by the camera while Nikto couldn't care less and Horangi and Roze are just hamming it up for the photo. I'll add another pic of Hutch at his desk soon.
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cod-dump Ā· 11 days ago
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Kƶnig: Alright, let's get this over with...
Kƶnig: Horangi, don't read fanfiction while on the field
Horangi, on his phone: I'm writing it
Kƶnig: Roze, I BEG YOU to follow your orders
Roze: Beg harder
Kƶnig: ... Hutch, you're the only one who isn't a disappointment
Hutch: Thanks, Colonel
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