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#good omens#photos#bts#bts photos#mickey ralph#the permit#2ep2#2i2i1#job's minisode#the bet scroll#fun fact#wonderful :) <3
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If u claim subcultures like goth/punk/metal/grunge or whatever were free of commercialization 'before tiktok' all i gotta say is lol and lmao and also shut the fuck up
#not me seeing a videoessay titled 'tiktok killed subcultures' while scrolling youtube#im betting money the videoessayist in question is a pop punk fan or some shit
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Cozy/warm winter drawing idea - Melkor and Sauron toasting marshmallows, but the fire is a balrog
Day #137 - Marshmallows
I mean, the balrog seems pretty happy about the whole deal. They probably get to eat the marshmallows Melkor burns.
#melkor#morgoth#sauron#mairon#angbang#balrog#i don't have a balrog design can you tell 😅#apologies for minimal rendering i think i'm coming down with something :P#i wonder what events led to melko and maimai having a marshmallow roast on the roof of angband. i bet you could make a fic out of that#also floofy melkor. there's nothing else to put here i just need you to be aware that melkor has become floof#chibi#cute#digital art#silm art#the silmarillion#silm#doodle#tolkien#tolkien legendarium#woe angbang fluff be upon thee people scrolling the tolkien tag#daily smol silm#asks#backgroundelf#cozy asks
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your honor but riverwood is my favorite soap opera
#skyrim#faendal#sven#camilla valerius#tesblr#the elder scrolls#theyre both drunk and neither of them remember shit the next morning#they just go back to their fruitless camilla pining#happens every fredas#the townsfolk want to say something but camilla convinced them not to#these two oblivious losers are her only source of entertainment in riverwood DO NOT ruin this for her#the entire town has a betting pool set up#my art
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Extremely messy and made in a flash burst of 11pm inspiration, but the debrief scene would NOT let me sleep. Fuckin. GAH
Maybe one day I'll actually finish this
EDIT: I DID, I CLEANED IT UP
#Are the stars visible in Martenaise? I'm betting on no. Did I care? Also no.#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#disco elysium fanart#harrier du bois#art#de#scrolls art#i keep thinking about them.....
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other tes fans around me at any given time: so here's all the reasons why this particular elder scrolls game sucks and my preferred elder scrolls game is good. i have a long detailed list of reasons as to why Game 1 sucks and Game 2 is good. don't talk to me about Game 1 or I will derail every discussion about how you are dumb for liking it.
me, a silly little guy: oh boy i get to be in tamriel in this game :) i am having so much fun :) this is so great :)
#morrowind#oblivion#skyrim#elder scrolls online#i like them all#you can bet if i tried arena and daggerfall i'd like them too!#i get to be in tamriel :)#i am having so much fun :)#i am sure there are people like me who are just happy to be here#but man it's funny to watch discourse about tes break out in my gaming discord#and i sit there going I LIKE THEM ALL :)
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poppyseed looks like she probably has the most fucked up lore but for now she's just. critter on my dash
JSFJDSD NO YEAH YOURE RIGHT😭😭😭😭 the gist of it is that she used to be a human witch but her best friend/partner turned her into a bunnyhorse that cant do magic bc they envied her success, so then in hopes to go back to normal she broke into a lot of high ranking wizards places to steal tomes and scrolls to turn herself back which landed her in wizard jail, she managed to escape it and in her travels far away she decided to adopt a kid to teach him magic so he could protect her from the wizard police who is still searching for her.... BUT DESPITE THE HARDSHIPS WE STAY SILLY💕💪💕💪
#the story isnt rlly meant to b serious but sometimes its fun to treat is as such JSDFHSJD#i mean i literally came up w mago bc they made my sister read harrry pter and she thought it sucked so i was like i bet i can do it better#despite never reading it JSFHDGJ id like to think i succeded AND DAMN THATS A LOT OF TEXT..#anyways i think if u scroll far enough down her tag theres some comics ab her reflecting on being turned into a buny#art#my art#oc tag#ask#oc poppyseed
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So… Venom: The Last Dance huh.
How the fuck did I not cry.
#Spoilers from here on BTW#Start scrolling way!#Venom#Venom Last Dance#Marvel#I mean#I was betting at least one of them was going to die.#I can’t believe this film is making me wish Venom was more involved in SM:NWH just for the final battle.#IT TOOK PLACE AT THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. :)#also f for mulligan#poor guy was just#there.#and now he’s dead.
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Another Heart Day without you, muffin.
#darien gautier#eso#elder scrolls online#sometimes i draw stuff#surprise bitch#i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me#no force in the world will make me forget
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Full Falmer translation of @king-minyard's Ode to Snow Elves (thank you thank you THANK YOUUUU for giving me your blessing!)
For a less-blurry version, open in a new tab; Common transcription and translator notes below the cut!
This one was a challenge! Two complete overhauls of syntax, thirty new words by my count (I definitely lost count), and a new method of expressing determiners went into making this adaptation. I wanted to treat this as a translation in either way, so keeping the original syllabic count was important, especially as it was in eights. I dunno, that number seems important to the Falmer, who likely engaged in numerology like their Altmeric cousins.
Highlights from this translation include Farligandra, "greet-grace" i.e. welcome and hospitality, Laivan, "to grant, to offer reprieve", Banhe, an outsider-friendly term for "home" (was this meant to be heard by others, perhaps?), and two of my personal favorites, Maethan, "to embrace" and naerth, "soul-rending grief", here translated as "gnashing grief" to provide a more visceral tone and to imply just what became of the Snow Elves.
The complete, side by side translation, is as follows!
#non canon guide to the falmer tongue#this took SO LONG I AM SO SORRY#but it's done!#well - sorta!#my falmeris will always be in alpha but that's okay#just as#i'm always on my snow elf bullshit#will i make a recording? maybe. (don't bet on it)#the elder scrolls#skyrim#technically#falmer#snow elves#and again THANK YOU KING FOR GIVING ME YOUR BLESSING
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Finally started Morrowind and I'm playing an argonian named Bongwater with a custom Skooma Dealer class
#very funny that the game starts off with you being released from prison like gee I wonder what I could have possibly been in for#I bet it was jaywalking#for the amount of research into Skyrim history that I've done you'd think I'd actually have played the older games#but no I've just been replaying Skyrim over and over again#tes#the elder scrolls#morrowind#original post#undescribed
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I can't believe people are complaining about Everlux legs. Those legs are PERFECT for skittering
#flight rising#theyre bugs people#they have to skitter#i bet it would feel so nice to have a fat little dragon skitter all over you#looking for books or perhaps scrolls
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Enamoured + Thief for TES summerfest! @tes-summer-fest
just two normal elves making out in an inn, definitely not trying to steal your prized possessions (yes, they got caught after this)
id in alt
#tes#tesblr#tesfest#tesfest24#elder scrolls#the elder scrolls#eso#elder scrolls online#tes art#tes oc#vestige#bosmer#altmer#maormer#digital art#tiredelart#oc: nehlyda#oc: caraelin#who btw would never EVER actually wear a dress. she just lost a bet#also uh. ignore her hand. please#side-effect of wearing dresses ig
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obsessed with how faendals expression is permanently stuck as “disgusted” but the second you talk to him he sounds all “😊☺️☺️🥰☺️”
resting bitch face but bro sounds like a cutie patootie the second he’s talking to someone he likes he’s soo real for that
#ive babygorlified him#faendal#skyrim#tes#the elder scrolls#bet you he looks at camilla like that#bet you sven gets sooo pissy too#bet you deep down he wishes faendal looked at him like that#ew#sorry for basically writing fanfic in the tags ive honestly lost my mind#me when npc/npc (they each have like 10 lines of dialogue max)#i love love a good misplaced jealousy trope#cant lie#my art
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Tomie and Astarion give me vibes that yeah he's usually the dom but she totally pegs him too doesn't she?
The scream I scrupt ;w; But yes. Absolutely. I'm sure the sword coast has strapons lol
#come to think of it#I bet mage hand scrolls sell like hotcakes in the magical sex stores#maybe they make mage dicks#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate 3
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Vilkas: Oh, at least it's sweet roll Middas.
Vilkas: *opens sweet roll box to find a vegetable tray*
Vilkas: What abomination is this? Whose day is it? I want answers. I want revenge!
Ria: Okay, but is it okay if I have some turnip? Cos I love turnips.
Vilkas: No!
Vilkas: I want revenge. Shout it with me!
Ria: Revenge!
Vilkas: Revenge!
Ria: Revenge!
Vilkas: Don't make it sound playful! Put some fury behind it. Revenge!
Ria: Revenge!
Vilkas: REVENGE!
Ria: REVENGE!
Vilkas: REVENGE!
Farkas, whispering: Shh! Shh! I am on the phone with my daughter's teacher!
Vilkas: *slides over the vegetable tray*
Farkas, on the phone: There's been a horrible accident. I gotta call you back.
Farkas: *hangs up the phone* Revenge.
#who wanta to bet Lucia replaced the sweetrolls with the vegetable tray so as to divert attention from whatevwr she did at school#chaos baby smh#vilkas#farkas#ria#lucia#companions of jorrvaskr#whiterun#nerevar queue and star#incorrect quotes#incorrect elder scrolls#incorrect skyrim quotes#tes#the elder scrolls#skyrim#the elder scrolls v: skyrim#source: animal control#sweet rolls
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