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rhesus-skavative · 2 years ago
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Ooo yes lobotomize-brainkill me ratdaddy ;)
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Lewd as the comment may be, Rotrisk absolutely adores willing subjects even if they're just kidding on the matter. No bruises, no struggle-fights, it makes for a good-swell product~ "Good good! Now stay-hold still while," ugh;;; "'Ratdaddy' makes you perfect-great!"
YOU ARE NOW WITNESSING THE HORRORS!
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egophiliac · 1 month ago
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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thegreatlock · 5 months ago
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Dance , Dance , Dance , Da ... Ow ?
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itsajollyjester · 3 months ago
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I just want them to be a happy family 😭😭😭
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Posting it as a wip because I might not finish it by Act 3 🥲
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b8ans · 5 months ago
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eah yuri and the crowd goes wild!!!!!
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toffeeandtatertots · 22 days ago
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hello ggg fandom I offer my love for this game in the form of a homemade shitpost
original comic by @/punkitt-is-here
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spirit-doll · 11 days ago
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Shadow Milk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
(My account has been hijacked by Shadow Milk, oh no.)
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sskk-manifesto · 1 year ago
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divineandmajesticinone · 8 months ago
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VAN HELSING (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers
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icarusredwings · 1 month ago
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Wade, with electrods on his head: *intensely trying to get the ball in the cup*
Logan: ...What did you do to him?
Beast, looking at a screen and making notations: I bet he couldn't get the ball in the hole 100 times.
Logan: .. uh huh.... and how did you.. *vaugley gestures to wires*
Beast: Ah yes. So.. point blank.. he should be dead.
Logan: What!?
Beast: I miscalculated how much sedative to give him and well... he's got so much tranquilizer in him that it would put down an entire herd of elephants.
Logan: *Glances at him* He... seems okay, though..?
Beast: Yes. That is what concerns me.
Wade, who just now noticed Logan is here: Wovie!
Logan: Hi, bub. Whatcha doin?
Wade: *giggles* I 'on know!
Logan: Are you... okay?
Wade: Mhmm
Beast: Do you know where you are?
Wade: Mmhh nuhuh
Logan: uh.. huh... *concern*
Beast: I originally was trying to see how strong of an opioid he would need but.. I dont think they make pills in this high of a gram..
Logan: *staring* yeaahh..... probably for the best..
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sunfyrejoker · 3 months ago
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𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐅𝐘𝐑𝐄, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧.
"Aegon’s young Sunfyre was said to be the most beautiful dragon ever seen upon the earth."
S2.04. The Red Dragon and The Gold.
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON.
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heistcinema · 2 months ago
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HEIST FILMS + dancing 💃🕺
Happy birthday, Robin! (@madeline-kahn)
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thegreatlock · 5 months ago
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He so has nicknames for the other Beasts if he has them for the cookies he torments
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leilohsstupidgaystuff · 3 months ago
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Young Cherik in our generation...
Charles: Hear me out... *sticks a picture of Erik Lensherr (an extrem pro mutant activist, a few years older than Charles, famous for his speeches) on the cake*
Hank: Why would you...
Raven: *also putting Erik on the cake in silence*
Hank: What's wrong with you Xaviers?
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univemma · 11 months ago
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X-Men First Class textposts pt. 2 bc i find these way too fun
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gwifirusu · 2 years ago
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Could you please spare a cute sketch of Optimus giving big dad energy? That man… that man does things to me.
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i bestow optimus with my highest badge of honour... diagnosed with Dad
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