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The Best Baguettes in Paris
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I know that the Gaiman "word of God" on Dream of the Endless's romantic history is, "He has had many more lovers than the ones we see" with regards to Killalla, Alianora, Nada, Calliope, and Thessaly (ugh) and as someone who will absolutely incorporate word-of-god canon , it's the height of hypocrisy to just dismiss this.
And I will accept that probably Dream has had some sexual encounters outside those five canonical relationships, like the implied Lucifer and Titania flings.
But I just can't escape the sense that the whole, "Oh yeah, he's had tons of other lovers like, just loads of them, believe me, the dude is definitely not billions of years old and only had a half dozen romantic encounters all of which ended in tears, that would be crazy, right??" is just more... something a dude would say about their super cool dude character?
Because I personally like to, in this one instance, rigidly stick to canon as we see it on the page. And that canon is: Dream was deeply lonely and never even officially hit a half-dozen long-term lovers in his life and he only married once. He is a divorcee and he is sad and he is lonely and he would love to find someone to be with and be in a relationship and just continuously eluded him. And our evidence for this? The Wake.
We have some of Dream's past lovers show up at the Wake. Bastet specifically notes that they could have been lovers, probably should have been, but it never happened. Titania implies a relationship but won't say anything more and obviously it was not long-lasting romantically speaking, whatever it was.
But basically, if we take the Wake as an on-the-page canonical account of the living beings who were Dream's lovers and who had enough of a connection to actually show up, it's still a depressingly small number for so long a life, for a character who is defined by his romanticism and loneliness. Even if we say, give or take, there might have been a few more, none of those after Nada could be mortal, so we can't just say they're all dead. That means the other immortal lovers either didn't show up or didn't bother to speak. And sure, if there's other immortals in the mix, sure, we could "Doylist" say the comic just doesn't have room for them all but really, to me, the more compelling take is... there just weren't that many for Dream, and that it's deeply sad. Some of it was, yes, his own fault, probably a lot of it. But it's still sad.
And more importantly, it's a more interesting character. Anyone can say their stupidly powerful godlike character who is beautiful and magical and can craft dreams and stories and is this Byronic hero of poetry and darkness is also someone who had a bunch of romantic partners and can definitely hook up with anyone he wants, psshh, obviously but... a character who is all those things and can't get this one major part of their life together to the extent that he's demonstrated to want a loving partner which he is repeatedly shown to want, is just... it's a certain kind of unique for that character and I'm here for it.
#the sandman#sandman meta#dream of the endless#and this is why i ship him with Hob as a soulmate lol#because I'm also a romantic#and I like to believe there is someone out there for him in the most unlikely of places#and by unlikely I mean MOST LIKELY OF PLACES Dream he's YOUR BEST FRIEND#WHAT DO YOU THINK A RELATIONSHIP IS?? EXCEPT A PERSON YOU LIKE TO SPEND TIME WITH THE MOST??#anyway Dream upsets me lol look at his life look at his choices I want to hit him with a baguette
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Found some Spacers living their best life on Va'ruun'kai after their ship crashed and they took over a Va'Ruun military base.
Their leader declared himself King. 👑
They made a lil beach with a bar.
Lots of motivational branding.
And several of the gang clearly had their own hobbies. (Wish I could fit more pics on this post but alas.)
My personal favorite was a guy named the Captain. (He was responsible for recording messages. I 💕 him.)
They had group entertainment.
And a very subtle throne for the King.
Best thing I found? A report of what loot the teams had brought back included "a shitload of baguettes" and "too much poutine".
They were NOT kidding.
Honestly kinda hated to fight these guys. RIP to these Spacers wish we could have been friends.
#starfield#starfield shattered space spoilers#starfield screenshots#starfield shattered space#the baguette jumpscare made me CACKLE!!!#and the recordings from the Captain are so good i love him 👌💕#best random poi in a looong time
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Having a mini job in a german bakery is basically like:
"Oh, so what kind of bread is that?"
"Bitch, there are like 500 different types of bread, I wish I knew myself 😭"
#help#german stuff#german#bakery#one guy came to me and said 'baguette'... one of the most best orders in a german bakery thanks#old german people are driving me crazy 🫠
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Esteban dragging that alpine into q2
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For your humble consideration;
And because I think the TBD is full of a bunch of sillies;
#i think theyre all secretly just a bunch of brats and gossips (affectionate) who want the best for each other#except for String Gummy Cookie#theyre working on his sense of humor#what would you even call Baguette & Captain Ice though?#Icey Baguettes?#Cold bread??#art#digital art#cookie run: ovenbreak#cookie run#cr:ob#cr: ovenbreak#tbd cookie run#cookie run tbd#time balance department#baguette cookie#captain ice cookie#string gummy cookie#croissant cookie#coffee candy cookie#marble bread cookie#timekeeper cookie#dark fondue cookie#maple taffy cookie
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“Tu peux passer le sel, sil tu plaît?”
Tamaki nodded his head and passed the salt to you, but froze midway. “…Quoi?” His eyes like saucers bore holes into you.
“Quoi, ‘quoi’? Tu peux passer le sel?” Reiterating your request, you kept your hands outstretched to the salt Tamaki was holding out, pretending like this was normal.
Your boyfriend, Tamaki Suoh, while being Japanese he’s also half French. Living in France for most of his life with his mother before moving to Japan to join Ouran High School, he’s quite fluent in French. Time to time the eccentric blond would drop word in French whenever he spoke, which made him seem more like a princely gentleman from France than the childish dork he actually is.
Since Ouran is an elite school for the rich, students being able to speak French wasn’t quite surprising, but you.. oh you, the transfer student along with Haruhi, he was not expecting such fluency from you.
“You- Tu- Tu parle la Français!?” He scrambled, sitting up and grabbing your shoulders from across the table. The rest of the Ouran Host Club members were here too, since he decided that it was normal to bring friends along in your dates.
“You didn’t know?” Honey-Senpai gulped the cake down, his sweet voice being the first one to pop up.
The orange haired twins leaned on either side of Tamaki’s shoulders, smiles wide like Cheshire Cat. “Hmm, flustered, boss~?”
Tamaki pushed the twins off, and instead grabbing your hand, the salt now forgotten. There were hearts in his eyes, and his face gained an ambre of pink hues.
You laughed, amused by his reaction. “Oui, mon amor, je parle la Français. J’ai étudie la Français dans mon école précédente.”
“Ahhh incroyable ! Je suis très heureux… Très heureux!” He exclaimed repeatedly. You were about to say that you weren’t very fluent in it, and that you were still learning, but the blonde cut you off and went on a whole rant in French. You caught a couple of words like “ma petite chou” and.. wait never mind, it was basically just him squealing. The rest of the Host Club came to an agreement to leave the two love birds (Tamaki and you) alone for a sweet time.
With an abrupt kiss, he finally shut up. “Mignon~” Tamaki turned red and pouted, while your joyous laughter filled the air. The rest of the date went by smoothly, and ended with buying tickets to the next plane to France.
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Translations:
* Tu peux passer le sel, sil tu plaît? = Can you pass the salt, please?
* …Quoi? = …what?
* Quoi, ‘quoi’? Tu peux passer le sel? = What, ‘what’? Can you pass the salt?
* Tu- Tu parle la Français!? = You- You speak French!?
* Oui, mon amor, je parle la Français. J’ai étudie la Français dans mon école précédente. = Yes, my love, I speak French. I studied French in my previous school.
* Ahhh incroyable ! Je suis très heureux… Très heureux ! = Ahhh amazing! I am very happy… Very happy!
* Ma petite chou = My little cabbage (direct translation) It’s kind of like saying “my darling”
* Mignon = cute
#okayyyy soooooo this may be me flexing my french speaking skills#not the best#buuuuut I’m still learning#I probs got the gender terms (whatever u call ‘em) wrong;-;#is it le francaise or la Français???#uhshjdjfjjff#When u need to use your brains#it never works#mehkers#ouran high school host club#ouran host club#ouran tamaki#tamaki suoh#tamaki x reader#tamaki x you#french#oui oui baguette
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ok let's catch up quickly
#so i went on a few dates w this guy. long hair beautiful face kinda looked like a girl (good) said yes ma'am when i told him to do smth#(also good) film student great at photography including candids. made a sheath of leather for a sword pin i have . et cetera.#he asked to cuddle and i was like iggg and then i felt Nothing and i was like ohhh yh ok ok yep lesbian#like he meets almost all my criteria but. yeahhh no . also at the end of that date he had some weird takes. anyway broke up w him and told#him actually im p sure im a lesbian (again) and he was like yk thats the second time this has happened to me this week but its ok bc ive#fallen for this girl from berlin. and then we cooked together. anyway . met a beautiful butch lowk in love w her. weve been on (1) date.#have two exams in a few days havent studied enough going to like end it all basically. my research partner kicked me off our research#(expected(it was always skinda sketchy)) which was devastating + it happened in a lidl 15 hours into a journey from bordeaux#to go back to the UK. my friends were kinda busy paying for baguettes but also they heard this whole exchange and are kinda mad at him#my friend of 10+ years is coming over in a few days. my evil ex situationship person that i decided to stay friends w because i kept#insisting they are a good friend and not evil and also extremely beautiful? turns out shockingly enough they were evil. tried to fix them#and then i realised due to their entire friendship group being ppl like me (Every Single One of their friends are ppl they met on dating#apps then led on then dumped and proposed staying friends w) and are collectively extremely attracted to them and not over them they#keep validating the most diabolical shit they say/do to hace a chance w them. they broke up w their ex and the way they keep leading#this poor girl on and making her heartbeeak worse and saying that they want more power over her and want her to beg for them back etc...MY#JAW HAD DROPPED esp bc i didnt even know the ex was in the picture BECAUSE ME AND ONE OF OUR FRIENDS (that they also dated) HAD JUSR SLEPT#NAKED TOGETHER IN THEIR BED W THEM. GIRL. anyway that is the least of the diabolical stuff they said but no we are moving onnn#this was b4 the beautiful butch btw. anyways . i have a mitski concert tmrw i think?? idek anymore#i used to have a crush on this guy very briefly and then it disappeared and then i realised if he fundementally changed everything abt#himself then maybe id like him but ofc i didnt tell him that but i still think abt it sometimes but anyway thats irrelevant now bc 99% sure#even if he did id still not find him attractive (lesbianism). please recommend good overnight moisturisers btw i have super dry skin#right. the friend of 10 yrs. we had a hard convo abt why she essentially bullied me in year 8 and it made me highly bitter but i also love#her and ik things are diff now its been like . Many Years . and shes going to stay a while I HAVE TWO EXAMS I DONT HAVE TIME but i love her#its fine. i think i might just switch into medicine and do the whole become a neurosurgeon thing (which was my plan B) bc plan A is looking#kinda impossible rn. I WANNA TALK MORE ABT WHAT THE EX SITUATIONSHIP PERSON SAID but i wont bc i dont wanna be too mean but also . MY GOD#i had a conversation w a philosopher friend about whether i have a moral responsibility to try to fix them bc unleashing this on society#feels wrong and he said 'probably but...run' so yeah im not talking to them atm. second date w beautiful butch on monday btw IDK WHAT TO#WEAR. she said she likes fems. im just gonna wear the shortest ralph lauren skirt i have w the cute leg warmers and hope 4 the best#its 1:15 AM im abt to drink coffee and start studying bc what the FUCK man. also almost finished watching the boys its very good#one of my best friends is struggling rn it is breaking my heart i want to take the burden from her i miss her very much
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People today: Ew Hetalia is so cringe who's out there making pretty personifications of countries
People through all of history: Hi my name is Marianne Rép'ublique Française France and I am inspired by the writings of Spanish philosopher Juan de Mariana (that's how I got my name) with loosely tied hair inspired by First Empire fashion and a lot of people tell me I look like the goddess Demeter (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Mariamne the Hasmonean but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm an allegory of freedom but there's a bust of me in every prison. I have pale white skin. I'm also an allegory of the republic, and I first appeared as a design meant to replace the royal seal on official documents (I'm republican). I'm a neoclassical figure (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly vaguely ancient clothing. I love ancient Greece and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a red phrygian cap symbolizing the emancipation of slaves since Antiquity and a loose off-the-shoulder chiton with a chemise underneath because I'm a sexy ancient Greek allegory but I have good Christian morals too. I was leading the people outside the Assemblée Nationale. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun king, which I was very happy about. A lot of royalists stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
#I used Marianne cause you know she's the one I know best for oui oui baguette reasons#@Americans because I know y'all: the word ''republican'' was not invented by one of your one and a half political parties#and is in fact in the dictionary with a number of definitions thanks for reading
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bad to the bone riff
these r lowkey so old also sorrh for makifn thtmsmfurriws....
#drawing over memes#meme#digital art#pepperman#pepperman x vigilante#vigilante#pizzahead#peppino spaghetti#gay mfs#men kissing#furries kissing#alcohol#Peppeman is caked up i will die on that hill#pepperlante#tall bottom supremacy#HELP ME HIS HAT IS SO BIG#baguette best weapon#sorry i made them furries#furry design
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French dudes in the qsmp are unhinged:
Étoiles just went out of the cage thing and he went directly discovering the map without thinking
Antoine is too preoccupied being a boomer and screaming Mr. Worldwide and Brazil with sunglasses on
Kamet0 argues with every other French like he’s their old fed up husband
Was even Aypierre there? He took some materials to help build up the house for Pomme but we almost didn’t hear of him
Baghera, shot out to you, you’re a single mum with a good heart
Philza is going to be a part of Pomme’s family I stg the French are LOST (it’s not their fault it’s in their genes, thankfully Baghera is from Switzerland)
Anyway I still love my country, je suis un garçon et je mange la pomme lmao
#qsmp#dadza#it was amazing#seeing streamers from two complete different worlds collaborate is amazing#dude it’s the best ever thank you Quackity for doing this cool as fuck server you’re the best#Quackity#french#baguette cigarette et anisette
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I wasn’t sure which of you was best to ask, but I assume you will pass this question along and it will be seen by you both either way :p so, let’s say, for shits and giggles, that hamsters were able to have knacks … what do you think Baguette’s would be?
OHMYGOD THIS IS THE NICEST ASK. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
We talked about it came up with several ideas.
--A teleporter like her daddy
--A phaser so no cage could ever hold her back
--But I think what we like best is a pocket creator, which is a knack where you can create pockets/rooms of space that sit outside our dimension. You could temporarily create a doorway in a wall that leads to a room but if you walked around to the other side of that wall, it wouldn't be there.
Baguette would use this to create extra big pockets in her cheeks so she could stuff MOAR food in them. We're imagining just bags of carrots disappearing into her little mouth to pull out later for snacking. An entire actual baguette emerging inch by inch from little Baguette's cheek LMAO
Baguette Update: b r e a d
#we have the best readers#hands down#baguette update#thank you so much for introducing this question into our lives
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attending a normal social gathering and not ending up infodumping about a certain slovene band is apparently not something i’m capable of doing
#didn’t even drink too much bc i have work this morning#also they had these filled baguettes that they also had last year and back then they were like the best thing i’d ever tasted#but now i can’t eat normal bread so i really felt like crying when i realized that i can’t eat that :(
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remember, if you have leftover bread, you can just rip it up into little chunks and fry it in a pan with some olive oil or butter for breakfast. Once the bread is browned to your specifications, just toss in some beaten eggs and scramble them up with the bread.
I generally fry up some tomatoes or mushrooms with it, too
#it works best with like grocery store italian bread or baguette#but really whatever you feel like#croutons aren't just for salad!#put them in your scramble eggs or soups#put them on your pasta!#on top of your mac and cheese
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#chlonette#chloenette#chlonette crack#kinda i guess#should audrey be chased by a baguette#chloe bourgeois redemption#chloe bourgeois#marinette dupain cheng#first meeting with the whole family#zoe and andre are sure to come but will audrey?#adrien agreste being the best (he's trying) wingman by coming as chat noir
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