#the bertrams

[portalurania]

Illustrations of Mansfield Park. Source: The Guardian.

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Mansfield Park é talvez o livro menos lido de Jane Austen. Mas aqueles que gostam, não gostam pouco. Muitos dos pesquisadores que se debruçam para entender melhor Mansfield Park, quase chegam a rivalizar com Jane Austen em estilo. Um deles, por exemplo, afirma "Mansfield Park é um lugar em ruína moral". Sobre os irresistíveis vilões, um outro diz: "[...]perfeitamente urbanos e charmosos [..]. E mesmo assim nenhum único tijolo ficaria em pé na casa da virtude se os dois habitassem no lugar." Um jeito bem especifico de dizer que os Crawford não prestam. Da uma olhada no artigo para ler outras frases sobre Mansfield Park.

[lithiumseven]

Jeeves and Wooster as incorrect quotes

Screen caps by @bluebassy

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Ian Bertram

[wishfulsketching]

Another one

They're just so silly

[hattersarts]

sorry, sorry, sorry, the tv show jeeves & wooster ends in bertie getting engaged to two women by accident (he asked neither) being forced into a wedding day due to manners, jeeves then rescues him via a "does anyone know why these two should not marry" themes scene in the church. also included wistfully looking out the window on the day of the wedding waiting for jeeves to return with the evidence needed to cancel the wedding and bertie having a look of absolute joy as he's standing by the alter and jeeves enters the church door to decalres he doesnt have to go ahead with the wedding. hello???????????????

also haunted by images of the midnight strolls in the gardens that are very popular in fics

[dcvina-claires]

i love when a character is a ghost but in a tragic way instead of a scary way. i love when a character has been dead from the beginning but is still holding on to stay in the narrative. i love when a character could choose to resent the living but ends up loving them instead. i love when a character drives the story but isn’t quite there enough to be at the center of it. i love when the ghosts are the protectors instead of the ones causing the harm. i love when a character is at the heart of the story because depending on where you began it, no matter how you told it, the story is about the ghost who struggled to keep their humanity

[lordbasilebub]

hehe swuishy (remaining unfinished)

[transfemmbeatrice]

local man cannot catch a fucking break, more at 11

[terminusantequem]

Bertram Brooker (Canadian, 1888-1955), Three Figures, 1940. Oil on canvas, 96 x 53.3 cm

[marql1]

finally I made an edit with Jeeves and Wooster

[sevilynne]

Okay, Severus Snape getting bullied is forgotten because he "bullied" children.

But did you guys forget what the Marauders did to Bertram Aubrey?

They used an illegal hex on him which caused his head to grow twice its original size. (I think it was Engorgio Skullus though I don't think it was ever explicitly said.)

He was likely a Slytherin, or simply didn't come from a wealthy family. Perhaps he was plain in appearance, making him an easy target for cruel jokes. Maybe he had an interest in the dark arts, which earned him the disdain of the popular crowd. Or maybe the Marauders merely disliked him for just existing.

James and Sirius were tormentors and bullies. No great transgression was needed to earn their hatred, simply breathing the same air was often enough motive for them to use their cruel antics on their victim.

When they finally recognize this, they concoct excuses such as, "Oh, maybe he was a future death eater in the making." Do you guys not realise that this was still bullying? It's possible that he didn't do anything wrong, much like how they unjustly targeted Severus in the train.

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Ian Bertram

[wishfulsketching]

I got lost while I was on my way to rewatch Granada Holmes

Now I know about Jooster

[jazzandpizazz]

Hey guys so what if Bertie Wooster was a goose and his name was Bertie Gooster and he said “What Honk” instead of “What Ho”. What then.

Has this been done. Should i draw more?

[splattsmatt]

i love this stupid bitch

[lordbasilebub]

obligatory tie that binds