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Another one
They're just so silly
#I know its the same concept as the last one shhh#jeeves and wooster#bertram wooster#reginald jeeves#jooster#sketchy sketch#artists on tumblr#a quick one just because I need to show my love for them somehow#idk idk#bertie has been forced to steal something again#my art
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"You can thank me later"
Headcanons:
Being best friends with Anne Sallow
(contains Sebastian x f!reader)
- The first time you meet Anne the two of you immediately get along very well. She is more than happy that after all the weeks that she spent alone with her uncle Salomon, she finally has someone her age - and on top of that A GIRL - to talk to.
- You both spend the whole afternoon talking about Hogwarts while laughing and giggling about the memories that she shares with you.
"Do you know how horrified Leander gets when he sees a spider? One time during class he jumped on his desk and screamed like a little girl for at least five minutes! Professor Hecat had to promise him three times that it was gone before he agreed to sit down again."
- Of course Sebastian starts to feel left out pretty soon. He left you two for only a few couple of minutes and when he steps back in the room you are so busy talking that you don't even notice him. He jumps around, making a scene and acting like a total drama queen, which makes you and Anne cry out in laughter. He dramatically points his finger at Anne: "Stop stealing my best friend!"
- He is not really angry, though, more relived that Anne finally seems happy again. It's been a very long time since he heard her laugh like this. He even feels like she's finally able to forget about the curse - at least for a few minutes.
- After your first meeting you visit Anne on a regular basis. Almost every weekend you spend some time with her, often bringing some snacks from Honeydukes or something from Zonko's to cheer her up.
- Sebastian really appreciates what you do for her and - if that's even possible - he falls even harder for you. Of course Anne doesn't miss the hidden glances and the way he smiles when he looks at you. Not to mention the blush on his face and the fact that he often acts like an idiot in front of you to get your attention. Maybe it's also because of twin intuition that his feelings for you are like an open book to her.
"Merlin, I can't believe how nobody sees that!"
- She loves to tease him about it, which almost every single time gives him nearly a heart attack and causes him to panic as he fears that she might tell you, since you two grew really close. And girls tell their best friends everything, don't they?
"Awww does my twin brother have a crush?"
"Shut up, Anne! That's not true!"
"Of course not, there are a million other reasons why you look at her like that!"
She starts imitating Sebastian's glances and gestures, which causes his face to blush a deeper shade of red than the Gryffindors' flag.
- Even though she likes to tease her brother about his crush on you (by threatening him to tell you if he didn't confess soon) she will not say a single word to you about it. Once in a while she might drop a hint or ask you a question in order to find out whether or not you like Sebastian too. She might say things like:
"Don't you think that he's acting weird lately?"
Or
"He let you have some of his Bertie Bott's Beans? Wow, normally he never shares with anyone! You must be really special to him!"
- Even though Sebastian constantly flirts with you he won't make a proper move for a very long time as he is afraid that you don't like him as more than a friend. While Anne was really amused about that at first, she starts to get pretty annoyed after a few months.
"For Merlin's sake, Sebastian! When will you finally confess to her? If you wait any longer, other boys may take their chance! You know she's amazing, a lot of people fancy her!"
Anne's words haunt Sebastian in his dreams so he decides that the next time you accompany him to Feldcroft he will tell you about his feelings. But again he is too nervous. He just doesn't find the right moment and the right words to tell you (even though he forced Ominis to act out this scene with him various times).
- In the meantime Anne has made a plan herself. She knew exactly that her brother wouldn't find the courage to tell you so she decided that it was finally time for her to take action. As soon as you knock on the door she jumps up, runs outside and takes both your hands while giggling excitedly.
"Y/N, finally! How was your date with Garreth? You have to tell me everything!"
She leads you inside without giving you the chance to stare at her in confusion and ask her what the hell she was talking about. Obviously you weren't on a date with Garreth. Garreth was just a good friend. Your heart belonged to someone else. That special someone who now stood frozen outside the door, absolutely horrified at what he just heard. Garreth FUCKING Weasley!
- He screams out in frustration before clenching his hands into fists and storming inside where you and Anne are standing. Anne is still giggling and asking questions about your "date", barely leaving you time to answer. Sebastian can't believe how happy she is. She knows exactly that he loves you and she still seems to be so excited about the idea of you and Weasley! In his hurtred and anger he doesn't even notice how confused you are and that you try to interrupt Anne various times by asking her, what she was talking about.
- "Anne, what the hell?" He shouts while grabbing her arm. "You knew Y/N was going on a date with Weasley and you didn't bother telling me?!"
Anne smiles innocently. "Of course I knew. She's my best friend. Actually it was my idea. She told me that Garreth passed her a note in potions, asking her if she wanted to go to Hogsmeade with him. I told her to say yes. Garreth is a nice guy, so why not?"
- Sebastian is so furious, he can't believe what she says. "I told you months ago, that I love her and you set her up with GARRETH? WHAT THE HELL, ANNE?"
- Anne's smile gets even bigger as she watches you stare at him in disbelief. "You love me?" Sebastian freezes as he realises that he just confessed to you (if that's what you could call that screaming and shouting). His face turns bright red and he gets all flustered, nervously rubbing the back of his head. "Yes, I do." He finally manages to say.
- Now it's your turn to blush a deep shade of red. Sebastian Sallow loved you? You couldn't help but smile. You never expected him to have a crush on you. While you try real hard not to turn into a blushing and giggling mess he still stares at you. Of course, you're such an idiot! He obviously wanted an answer, a reaction, any sign that you're still alive.
- "Sebastian...", you stutter while slowly stepping closer and taking his hand. "Did you really think that I would go on a date with Garreth? I thought it was quite obvious that I like someone else." You pull him closer and he holds his breath. "Do you really think I would drop everything and go into the forbidden forest to fight some spiders with you if I don't have a crush on you? Wow, I guess even the Hogwarts ghosts know I like you!"
- A huge smile appears on Sebastian's face and before you could say something else he cups your face with his hands and kisses you. Your heart skips a beat when you kiss him back. You couldn't believe it was finally happening!
- When the two of you let go of each other, you see Anne standing there with a huge smile, looking completely satisfied with herself. "You can thank me later!" You laugh and pull her into a hug while Sebastian stares at her with a grin, shacking his head. She really was a true Slytherin.
#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x reader#anne sallow#sebastian sallow x f!reader
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500 follower special!
an: we reached 500 followers! iâm still on hiatus but i wanted to do something special (maybe not so special) for this milestone! since iâm rebranding, i decided iâd do a âcatch upâ post for the two new characters iâm writing for- jean kirstein and bertholdt hoover. just a reminder that this is targeted towards black!readers and this is in the aot setting- none of that modern stuff lmao. but if yâall want that, let me know!
warning: n/a
jean kirstein
- heâs so amazed by the color of your skin (everyone was lmao) but jean was just in love with you. he thought youâre hair texture was beautiful as well. heâs the type of person that tries to touch it even after youâve asked him to stop smh
- but overall, jean wants to be around ALL the time! although itâs annoying, it benefits you a lot. if youâre about to be eaten by a titan, jean is always there to save you.
- however, youâre not a big fan of jeanâs cockiness and how heâs always fighting with eren. oh and remember the time he yelled at his mama?
- jean was afraid to tell you that he was in love with you but told marco instead. marco, being the good friend he is, advises jean to just be normal.
- âyouâre obsession with her is kind of weird-â
- âhuh?!â
- âjust be you, jean! youâre quite charming when you arenât stupid.â
- jean followed marcoâs advice and decided to confess to you after he died. as both of you watched his body burn with multiple others, jean leans in and whispers, âmarco wanted me to tell you that...i love you.â
- youâre shocked by his statement and decide not to respond. why would he use marcoâs death to confess to you? jean thinks that you donât feel the same and understands why- heâs somewhat terrible.
- as time goes on, you start to see that jean has changed and heâs maturing.
- youâre a little embarrassed tho- you used to hate jean. thereâs no way you could ask him out. occasionally, the two of you flirty but it just isnât enough.
- time continues to go on and jean is now a commanding officer within the corps. he looks so handsome when heâs in charge.
- you decide now to confess to jean and heâs really happy. you thought heâd get over his crush on you. he promises you that after all of this is over that heâll marry you and buy you a house away from all the drama.
bertholdt hoover
- this was all reinerâs fault. after the first few hours as a cadet, you finally got to sit down and eat. you didnât want to be bothered AT ALL. then this blond fool sits in front of you at the table you once had to yourself.
- âhey, my friend, bertholdt, he likes your squiggly hair.â
- you look up from your food and give the guy a look before looking back down. squiggly hair? what is wrong with these people?
- âreiner! you donât say things like that! you should already know this! there are tons of black people back home! you know not to say things like that. and her hair isnât squiggly. itâs (your hair type. ex. 4c).â
- you look up to see this giant standing by this reiner dude. when you lock eyes with him, his face reddens.
- âwhy donât you sit down for a bit?â you say.
- bertholdt quickly does so and you start introducing yourselves to each other.
- after this you and bertholdt are inseparable. if heâs not with reiner, heâs with you.
- sometimes you two like to sneak out and look at stars or the moon or whatever yâall be doing.
- he tells you about his hometown and how heâs shocked that thereâs not a lot of diversity within the walls. youâre amazed but the fact that there are even people who look like you.
- you call him bertie to see him go red.
- âoh bertie, can you help me with my gear?â
- however, behind his shyness and cuteness, there was just something off about bertie (and reiner). bertieâs cuteness and sweetness seemed forced.
- your suspicions were confirmed when you witnessed him, reiner, and another friend of theirs, annie, lead marco to his death.
- âyou guys took his gear and left him there?!â
- you get ready to save marco yourself but bertie holds you back. you struggle against him and he finally lets go when marco has been bitten.
- âyouâre all monsters!â you cry. annie is disturbed by her actions and bertie is somewhat ashamed. itâs only reiner who seems to be out of place. âhow...how is this our fault?â he asks. youâre ready to kill reiner yourself but bertie stops you again.
- you canât forgive bertie after this. you began to see him as cold and stupid.
- bertie tries to make it up to you. he brings you flowers and even steals food for you but you just wonât budge.
- there was a time where titans were entering another wall and nobody knew why. while you guys were figuring it out, bertie and reiner reveal themselves as the colossal and armored titan. youâre heartbroken. the man you thought you loved was responsible for everyoneâs suffering.
- youâre in too much shock to run or fight him. the scouts canât seem to stop him. before you know it, he sallows you before anyone can do anything about it.
- you wake up, lost and confused, but the pain in your heart remains. youâre laying on a thick tree with ymir and eren and with reiner and bertie watching you from above. your gear is gone.
- ây/n...when this is over, iâll explain and iâll take you home with me! we can start over!â
- youâre not looking forward to this.
#jean kirschstein#jean x reader#jean x black!reader#bertholdt x reader#bertholdt hoover#bertholdt x black!reader#aot imagines
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I want to know everything for both Rue and Julien, and I know it will take you awhile so I apologize in advance, but all the HP questions for my bbs!
Rue 1.What is their blood status (pureblood, muggleborn, etc)? What are their thoughts on the concept of blood status? Half-blood who doesnât believe in the concept of blood status. Rue thinks blood doesnât have anything to do with magic. If she had to say where she thinks magic comes from, she thinks its more of a power that is connected to the soul or to oneâs will. 2. What is their wand wood and core? Vine wood, phoenix feather core, ten inches, slightly yielding. 3. Do they bring a pet to Hogwarts with them? No. Harry and Rue picked out Hedwig together (since one owl was all that Hagrid could afford as a gift). While Rue is fond of the owl, Hedwig is certainly Harryâs familiar. But Rue discovers her own familiar after a young Niffler sneaks into her bag after a fourth year Care of Magical Creatures lesson and refuses to leave Rue. She names him Professor Puck and heâs a little menace and she loves him. 4. What Hogwarts house were they sorted into? Why did the hat put them in that house over the others? Was it a quick sorting or a hatstall? Are they happy with their sorting? What Hogwarts house would they least fit into? Ravenclaw because of Rueâs deep curiosity and love for magic, her respect for intellect, and her desire to create/invent. She was nearly a hatstall because the Hat wanted to place her in Slytherin for her ambition, self-preservation, and resourcefulness; however she fought with it and convinced him Ravenclaw would suit her better. Rue was pleased to have won the debate and was sorted into Ravenclaw. Initially she wanted to be sorted in Gryffindor just so she could stay with Harry, but thatâs the house that suits her least. 5. What subject is their favorite at Hogwarts? Which is their least favorite? Is their favorite the same as their best subject? Transfiguration is Rueâs favorite subject (partially because she deeply respects McGonagall and also because she is really gifted at it). Her least favorite was Astronomy first year because she wasnât fond of heights. Even though she never takes Divination, she does not like it at all. She doesnât believe in fate and despises the concept of prophecy. She adores magic and views it as a force of will and chooses to believe more in the individual and in choice over âfate.â Rueâs best subjects are Transfiguration and Potions because she had to study them closely to become an Animagus. Charms is up there as well since Professor Flitwick adores Rue. 6. What electives do they chose in third year? Care of Magical Creatures (because Julien asks her to take it with him and she canât say no to him) and Study of Ancient Runes because she thinks itâs a fascinating class (and Tom recommends it) 7. Do they earn more house points or do they lose more? Earn because Rue does very well in her classes (McGonagall and Flitwick in particular reward her with a lot of points in class). Rue doesnât loose points because she is breaks the rules, she only does it when she knows she wonât be caught. 8. How do they do on their OWLs? On their NEWTs? Rue does extremely well on both OWLs and NEWTS, making mostly Oâs and an E, rivaling Hermione for the top spot. 9. Thoughts on Quidditch? Do they play? And if so what position do they play? Honestly Rue does not understand anything about Quidditch. She does not know what makes it so popular and appealing, and would rather be petrified then ever get on a broom again after first year. So she doesnât play, but she does try her best to support Harry, Julien, and Ginny in Quidditch. Sheâll come to the games and cheer when ever Tracey tells her something good has happened. 10. What Wizarding treat (bertie botts, chocolate frogs, etc.) is their favorite? Sugar Quills. She has a bit of a sweet tooth because growing up Dudley would always steal any candy away from Rue. She eats Sugar Quills during Charms a lot, but Flitwick never gets onto her. 11. What is their Patronus? What happy memory do the use to conjure it? Rue doesnât have a patronus. None of her memories are strong enough to conjure one. Even âhappyâ moments like seeing her parents in the Mirror of Erised holds a reminder of what she has lost. 12-15 have been answered here! 16. If they trained as an Animagus what form would they take? Rue becomes an Animagus between third and fourth year. Her form is a red-tailed hawk! 17. What do they do/want to do after Hogwarts? Rue will become Hogwartsâ transfiguration teacher and will also do a lot of spell creation and potion research as well. 18. Which Unforgivable Curse would they be most likely to use? What would be the reason for it? If Rue had to use one, it would be the Cruciatus Curse, because she has a quick temper and a ruthless side, so she would be more likely to want to cause pain (only if she believes they deserve it). But in all honesty, Rue can be quite creative when it comes to spells and knows ways to cause pain or death outside of the Unforgivables. 19. Which Unforgivable Curse would they hate to have used on them the most? The Imperius Curse, no question. The idea of someone controlling her, imposing their will on her disturbs Rue deeply. Pain she can handle; death she doesnât fear. But being controlled? Someone turning herself against her? She couldnât bare it. 20. Which Deathly Hallow (wand, stone, or cloak) would they want? Why? Eh this is a spoiler, but actually, Rue ends up earning the loyalty of the Elder Wand. She didnât know it and didnât actively want it, but it is the Deathly Hallow that suits her best (I have a whole symbolism idea of the Deathly Hallows correlating with Rue, Harry, and Tom). Â
Julien 1.What is their blood status (pureblood, muggleborn, etc)? What are their thoughts on the concept of blood status? He is a pureblood and his family is part of the Sacred 28. While he grew up immersed in the culture of purebloods, he (and his family) doesnât buy into blood status. 2. What is their wand wood and core? Redwood, dragon heartstring core, 12 and half inches, surprisingly swishy. 3. Do they bring a pet to Hogwarts with them? Yes. Julien has a pet lizard named Scamandar. 4. What Hogwarts house were they sorted into? Why did the hat put them in that house over the others? Was it a quick sorting or a hatstall? Are they happy with their sorting? What Hogwarts house would they least fit into? The Hat sorted Julien into Hufflepuff as soon as it was placed on his head. He is pleased with the sorting because his family has always had a strong affiliation with Hufflepuff. It was his fatherâs house and heâs always admired his dad. I would have to say Ravenclaw is the house that would least suit him. Julien isnât really studious, analytical, or introspective. He is bold and daring (especially in Quidditch) like a Gryffindor but is also is and determined to reach his goals like a Slytherin. 5. What subject is their favorite at Hogwarts? Which is their least favorite? Is their favorite the same as their best subject? Flying Lessons first year because Julien has always been a natural talent at flying. Beyond that, Care of Magical Creatures because his favorite aunt is a magizoologist and itâs his best class since Julien actually studies for it and loves it. His least favorite is History of Magic because Binns puts him to sleep and also Potions because he just doesnât vibe and Snape is a horrible teacher. 6. What electives do they chose in third year? Care of Magical Creatures (naturally) and Muggle Studies (because he is genuinely interested in learning more about the muggle world. While heâs shared a lot of pureblood customs with Rue, he has enjoyed learning more about what it was like to grow up among Muggles). 7. Do they earn more house points or do they lose more? Julien earns points for Hufflepuff in Quidditch, but then loses points because he loves all Weasleyâs Wizard Wheezes products and has been caught with them many times. Especially in fifth year. 8. How do they do on their OWLs? On their NEWTs? Julien does alright. He doesnât study hard and seems to pass with luck more than anything else. Eâs and Aâs, but with a Dreadful in History of Magic. Only gets an A in Potions and Herbology because of Rue and Tracey. 9. Thoughts on Quidditch? Do they play? And if so what position do they play? Quidditch is Julienâs greatest love. He nearly rivals Oliver Wood in his level of obsession. Heâs always been a talented flyer, but he also works very hard, practicing on the field nearly every day. He is a Keeper, and becoming the Hufflepuff Captain sixth year is his greatest accomplishment. Heâs known since he was young that he would be a professional Quidditch player and he has never doubted it or strayed from that goal. 10. What Wizarding treat (bertie botts, chocolate frogs, etc.) is their favorite? Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, because he thinks itâs entertaining to make bets on what flavour someone will get. Heâs unusually lucky and gets sweet flavors more often then not, but he thinks itâs more fun to eat the weirder ones. 11. What is their Patronus? What happy memory do the use to conjure it? A stallion, and he uses memories from his best Quidditch game and the general memory of the freedom and pure joy of flying on a broom. 12. What is their Boggart? What happens to it when they cast Riddikulus? Julien is afraid of Dragon Pox after watching his grandfather die from it. His boggart is himself with Dragon Pox and when he casts Riddikulus, the Boggart becomes a little dragon because he thinks actual dragons are awesome. 13. What does Amortentia smell like to them? Treacle tart, the woody smell of a broomstick handle, and cinnamon. 14. What spell is their favorite? Which do they use the most? His favorite spell is the knitting spell Mrs. Weasley teaches him. He uses Episkey the most because he hurts his fingers a lot during intense Quidditch practices. 15. If they needed it, what form would the Room of Requirement take for them? A cozy room with a bed so he can take a nap. 16. If they trained as an Animagus what form would they take? Julien would be a flying squirrel. 17. What do they do/want to do after Hogwarts? Julien succeeds in becoming a professional Quidditch player, becoming the youngest Keeper of the England National Teem. When he retires after a fantastic career, he becomes a popular Quidditch commentator. 18. Which Unforgivable Curse would they be most likely to use? What would be the reason for it? Julien is my precious boy, who would rather dodge, use shield charms, or stupefy. But if he had to he would use the Killing Curse because while it causes death, it is a painless death. He couldnât bring himself to torture someone or Imperio them. 19. Which Unforgivable Curse would they hate to have used on them the most? The Cruciatus Curse. Itâs not really the pain he fears, because heâs used to breaking bones in Quidditch. Really heâs scared of being driven insane by the torture. His father was once best friends with Frank Longbottom, so Julien grew up knowing what happened to them. He once went with his dad to visit Frank and Alice at St. Mungos and Julien has never forgotten it. 20. Which Deathly Hallow (wand, stone, or cloak) would they want? Why? After fourth year, Julien would ant the resurrection stone in order to summon Cedricâs spirit in order to say goodbye. Cedric was like a big brother figure to Julien and his death deeply hurts him.
#luucypevensie#rue asks#julien asks#rue potter#julien fawley#fic: memoria#phew that took a while but it was so much fun#thank you so much!#i love your enthusiasm for by hp babes
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The Cost of Warnings
I see the âCNTW is evilâ debate is going around again. I agree with the usual pro-CNTW arguments, like those laid out by @road-rhythm here.
My big picture summary is that we wrote the AO3 rules to be pretty good for a lot of people. We did not write them to be perfect for anyone, much less everyone.
Like that other post mentions, compromise is both desirable and inevitable.
There are a few points that I feel routinely get left out by people who hate CNTW. The big ones are these:
1. Warning as Genre
First, warnings donât just tell you whatâs in the story. They imply quite a lot about how that thing is. âNonconâ tends to imply a standard rape recovery fic where the bottom is traumatized. It doesnât literally mean that and it doesnât have to mean that, but this is what it generally does mean in fandom.
I write fluffy fics, making the warning tonally dissonant. I also tend to write fics where the "aggressorâ is the one who is traumatized.
I tag fics with whatever more specific tags I think are relevant like âConsensual Snuffâ + âUnder-negotiated Kinkâ on a Deadpool fic where Deadpool is totally fine with whatâs going on, but Cable is freaking the fuck out. Frankly, I do think thereâs a bunch of noncon in that fic, but itâs all the top getting mindfucked and the bottom not understanding boundaries.
In fact, the majority of my CNTW fics are that:
Jeeves freaks out about his badwrong sadistic tendencies. Bertie is cheerfully enthusiastic. Bad guys made them do it.
Crowley goes all feral on Aziraphale. Only afterwards, while Crowley is freaking out, is it revealed that he was set up to hurt him by the villains. Pity for them Aziraphale is too kinky to torture.
Connor mindfucks Gavin Reed into topping.
Hooker steals a drugged drink to save Gondorff, then finds himself hired as a... well... hooker, while too doped to stand on his own. Not that heâs complaining.
Alejandro arrives in search of violent revenge. This is straight up Too Kinky To Torture fic.
Illyaâs been drugged and is feeling violent. Napoleon doesnât mind at all but doesnât bother to say so. Illya misreads the situation.
Comedic were-jaguar noncon bestiality where Jensen is like âGet him off meâ and Aisha is like âDo you want me to shoot him? What am I supposed to do here?â
Et cetera.
2. The Purpose of Fic
So why donât I just give detailed warnings on the fics themselves then?
Itâs simple: these fics have plots, and I want you to have emotions while reading them, but... theyâre also porn.
They are porn for you to masturbate to.
I find detailed authorâs notes about the exact flavor of noncon or dubcon in a fic to be a gigantic lady-boner-killer. x100 if thereâs any note of any kind like âThis would be bad in real lifeâ. PSAs are a mood-killer for me, both as a writer and as a reader. Not everyone is like this, but I am far from alone.
Iâm certainly not going to clutter up my porn with things that ruin the entire point of the fic.
3. Different Media Types
I also have a bunch of stuff labeled âCNTWâ that is vids or very old fic.
The reality of AO3 is that it contains more than just fic. For some other media types, Iâm not always sure where the line on âgraphic violenceâ is. Or maybe Iâm vidding a source that had noncon, but itâs not totally clear in the vid. Or maybe the source had no noncon, but I feel the vid might strike an unfamiliar viewer as though it did.
âDepicted on pageâ and âdepicted on screenâ are different. A text description of an overwhelmed, overstimulated character crying often wonât read as noncon where a drawing of the same thing will. âGraphic violenceâ in text has to be a lot more violent to count than âgraphic violenceâ in live action footage.
CNTW can bridge that gap in expectations between different media types without forcing a warning one finds inappropriate onto an artwork.
4. Historical Preservation
AO3 also has a lot of older, imported work. I have some stories that are either kind of long or in fandoms I now dislike. I have stories I find embarrassing to reread. Some people have hundreds and hundreds of stories to import. AO3 imports whole archives. Even people who prefer to give specific warnings sometimes just donât have the time.
From a historical preservation perspective, it is crucial to be able to get works onto AO3 without needing to spend an age labeling them. CNTW is a convenient way to do that.
If we had no CNTW, we would save fewer historical fics.
5. The Burden of Labeling
This is the big one for me.
Labeling takes time and thought. You can rail forever about how important it is, but you wonât change that fact.
Sometimes, when Iâm feeling blocked, I go write for a kink meme. I never write for ones with elaborate labeling requirements because the whole point is to let the nasty flow, posting as fast as possible.
If I have to stop to think about labels, it inhibits my creativity.
Yeah, you can hate that. Yeah, you can think that a hypothetical strangerâs triggers are more important. You wonât change the fact that:
I genuinely find it inhibiting.
Itâs not something I made up as a gotcha: itâs my actual experience as a writer. Just like we would save fewer historical fics if the burden of labeling were higher, we would have fewer off-the-cuff fics. I would also get around to posting fewer of my vids.
Often, Iâll post a kink meme fill or a vid with almost no labeling at first, just to get it up on AO3. Later, when Iâm feeling more analytical, Iâll come back and fill out more complete information. (In fact, some of those CNTW vids I just scrolled through could probably use a more specific label... I guess now is that âlaterâ...)
Fanworks are not a professional project. There isnât an intern in charge of writing blurbs or adding metadata. Itâs the main creative person doing their thing alone in the time they have.
Sometimes, asking for more labeling is asking them not to post at all.
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Heâs a Keeper Pt3
Oliver Wood Fanfiction
Couple: Reader x Oliver
Pt2Â Pt4
You handed your Hogsmead slip over to Filch and shifted uncomfortably as he stared back and forth between you and your parents signatures.Â
He nodded in approval and you joined the group of excited students, trying to look over their heads to find Oliver, who you had not yet laid eyes on.Â
You pulled at your jumper nervously, you couldnât believe you were finally going on a date with Oliver Wood! It almost seemed too good to be true, which made you start worrying that he had probably stood you up and when the group of students started to make their way towards the exit, you sulked back and tears threatened to escape your eyes.Â
You were about to turn and run back into the castle, when strong hands grasped onto your shoulders and turned you around into a hug âIâm so sorry Iâm late Y/N. I didnât mean to make you worry.âÂ
You sobbed in relief and quickly wiped away the tears before he could notice you had been crying and smiled up at him, slightly shocked that he had hugged you.Â
You both untangled yourself awkwardly, a bright blush on your faces and walked beside each other down the snowy path.Â
âWhy were you so late?â You ask, breaking the threatening silence.Â
He pulls his hands through his hair and looks down at you guiltily âI overslept.âÂ
You nodded in response, getting the feeling that he was lying to you, but if he wasnât, then you were upset that he clearly wasnât as excited for this date as you were, as you were up two hours before to get ready.Â
You didnât mean to let such a petty thing ruin your date, but you couldnât release the awkward feeling that Oliver wasnât as invested as you were and ended up sulking the rest of the walk to Hogsmead.Â
Oliver senses the awkward tension and before walking into the main town, he places his hand on your shoulder and turns you to face him âHave I done something wrong?â He asks and after seeing the genuine concern on his face, you feel slightly guilty for being mad at him.Â
You sigh and stare into his eyes âIâm sorry. Itâs nothing.âÂ
You wait for him to begin walking again, but he continues to stand there, looking at you âNo itâs not nothing. Please tell me, I really want this to work, but I canât if I donât know what Iâve done.âÂ
You shift uncomfortably and finally confess how you felt.Â
He laughs and looks away, once again running his hand through his hair âAhh I knew I should have told you the truth, I just didnât want to sound lame.âÂ
Your heart beats faster at the shock of finding out that he had lied to you.Â
âIâm sorry Y/N, the real reason I was late was because I was trying to pick out an outfit and sort out my hair. I had to wash gel out of it several times, before having to just leave it natural after noticing I was late.â
He looks back down at you and smiles awkwardly.Â
You smirked and then began laughing âI didnât realise you were so worried about your appearance. You always look great to me.âÂ
You notice a blush form on his face, which causes your heart to beat faster.Â
You begin walking again and your stomach instantly filled with butterflies when he slipped his large hand in yours.Â
You were too embarrassed to look at each other, so began admiring the shop window displays.Â
He looks over at Madam Pudifootâs and asks if you want to go in.Â
You look through the window at all the lovey dovey couples and raise your eyebrows âWow you really have a lot to learn about me.âÂ
You drag him towards Zonkoâs joke shop, you were always intrigued at their latest supplies.Â
âDo you mind if we go in here instead?âÂ
This time it was his turn to raise his eyebrows âYou really are an amazing girl and I wish I had noticed sooner.âÂ
You laugh together as you enter the store and walk directly into the Weasley twins, their arms filled with Zonko products.Â
âDo my eyes deceive me or is that Oliver Wood...â Fred asks.
âWith a girl?â George finishes and Oliver punches him in the arm playfully.Â
âHi Y/N.â They both address you at the same time and you smile in response.Â
âWhy are you bringing her here?â Fred rounded on Oliver.Â
âYeah you finally get a date and you bring her to a joke shop, youâre supposed to let her decide where to go.â George reprimands him.Â
âAs a matter of fact, she chose to come in here. I suggested Madam Pudifootâs.âÂ
The twins bring their attention to you and stare at you dubiously âWow Y/N, we knew after that Quidditch practice you were great...â Fred says.Â
âBut now we realise you are perfect!â George continues.Â
âDate us instead!â The finish together a little too enthusiastically.Â
Oliver hits them both over the head and puts his arm around your back defensively.Â
âBack off guys, or Iâll have to kick you off the team.â He jokes and they physically back away.Â
âSorry Oliver, we wonât steal your date.â George says.Â
âBut if it ends disastrously make sure to come and find us Y/N, we will take care of you.â Fred addresses you and you canât help but laugh.Â
You notice Oliver frown, which causes you to laugh more and at the sight of your laugh he begins to smile in return.Â
You look around the shop, a little too aware of Oliver's hand still resting on your hip and it was constantly sending shivers down your spine.Â
You made your way out with a few purchases and began making your way over to Honeydukes.
âAre you cold?â He suddenly asks, after another shiver passed through you once he began stroking your side.Â
âErr not reall-â
Before you can finish, Oliver removes his scarf and wraps it around your neck, pulling you closer.Â
You look up into his eyes and notice him leaning down towards you. You couldnât believe it! You were about to kiss the boy you had loved since first year.Â
You closed your eyes in anticipation until you were interrupted by girlish squeals.Â
You instantly jolted away from each other, a blush forming on both of your cheeks.Â
You looked down at the floor awkwardly, already knowing where the source of the noise was coming from- Oliverâs fan club.Â
They occasionally attended the Gryffindor training lessons, and always interrupted your studying with their squealing.Â
But as it was winter, they hadnât been down to the pitch in a while, clearly not as dedicated to Oliver as you were.Â
âHi Oliver, I didnât think you would be coming to Hogsmead today.â One of the girls said, as she places her hand on his arm.Â
âYeah weâve missed you.â Another one says and pushes you to the side, to get to his other arm.Â
âBut youâre here now, so wanna hang out?â The other one finishes, placing her arms around his neck.Â
He smiles and you feel a stab of pain in your chest.Â
You take this as your Que to leave and turn back towards the castle.Â
âSorry girls.â Oliver interrupts âBut Iâm on a date today, with Y/N.âÂ
He untangles himself from their grasp and holds onto your hand, preventing you from leaving.Â
You sense the groups glares boring into you, but you couldnât care less. The only thing you could focus on was how perfectly Oliverâs hand fit with yours.Â
âAnd Iâd appreciate it if you stopped grabbing onto me all the time.â He addresses them again âItâs only okay when Y/N does it.âÂ
He leads you down the snowy path towards Honeydukes, ignoring the complains of his fan club and smiles down at you, which you gratefully return.Â
You purchased several chocolate frogs, to add to your card collection and a Bertyâs box of Every flavour beans and waited for Oliver to get his sweets.Â
As you made your way out of the shop, he once again took your hand in his as if you had been doing it forever.Â
âNext stop the Three Broomsticks?â He asks and you nod your head enthusiastically.Â
âMost definitely.âÂ
You sat in a corner booth and waved over to Oliver as he brought over your Butterbeers.Â
You sipped at it, grateful for the warm drink and thanked Oliver.Â
âSo why were the Weasleyâs so shocked that you were on a date? I mean clearly after bumping into your fan club you attract loads of girls. I thought you would have been on loads of dates before?âÂ
You notice him shift uncomfortably âActually no. This is my first ever date.âÂ
You almost spit out your drink, but manage to swallow it and you begin to splutter âWhat? Why?âÂ
He raises his eyebrows and smirks at your reaction âBecause Iâve spent my whole time focusing on my dream of becoming a professional quidditch player, so Iâve never really focused on girls- until now.âÂ
You stared at him in shock and listened intently whilst he continued âAnd thatâs why I didnât know what house you were in, not because it was you specifically, Iâve just never looked at any girls. But even then I checked you out a couple of times whilst you studied on the bleachers and I thought you were cute, except I had to force myself to just stay focused on my goal and didnât let my mind wander.â
You were completely taken back. You had no idea how serious Oliver was about his dream and always thought he was a bit of a player. But after hearing this, it only made you like him more.
âWhat about you?â He asks, bringing you out of your shocked state.Â
âOh yeah, this is my first date too.â You confess.Â
âMay I ask why?âÂ
You smile at his formality âOf course you may, itâs because Iâve only ever been interested in one person, so always rejected anyone who asked me out.âÂ
He raises his eyebrows âWow I feel honored and also slightly annoyed at myself that it has taken this long to take you on a date. So Iâm sorry youâve had to suffer a romance free school life because of me.âÂ
You smirk âItâs fine, as long as you make up for all of the dates that I have missed.â You flirt and he raises his glass in your direction.Â
âI promise I will pay you back tenfold.âÂ
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Congratulations Bret youâve been accepted to Crimson Revolt as Peter Pettigrew!
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We were so happy to see your application in our inbox! Your application shone with your amazing writing and the thought that youâve put into Peter. Itâs been a joy to see him before -- and itâs going to be amazing seeing how you develop him further Your para sample was a joy to read -- especially how you delved into Peterâs mindset and how he views the world so differently from the rest of the Marauders -- and even starting with your reason for choosing him as a second character, it was clear that you had a handle on how tragic his story can be and how isolated Peter feels.Â
application beneath the cut
OUT OF CHARACTER
INTRODUCTION
Bret, Twenty Five, EST. She/Her.
ACTIVITY
7/10. I plan on dividing my threads between days, so a few on each character depending on what amount of muse I have. I think I could do a lot between the two characters because of all of the time Iâve accumulated this summer. And even if my girlfriend has my computer for work, Iâve rebooted hers so Iâll just use this ole piece of dust.
TRIGGERS
*removed for privacy
HOW DID YOU FIND US?
Originally it was through a member, but Iâve been here for ages!
WHAT HARRY POTTER CHARACTER DO YOU IDENTIFY WITH MOST?
Arabella Figg. Before this roleplay I was obsessed with her homely nature, and how willing she was to protect Harry. Plus, her love for kneazles definitely is equal to mine with kittens. But now that I play her, and Iâve fleshed her out, Iâm realizing how much she truly is like me. Of course that comes with playing her, but it doesnât matter. I identify with her so, so much. Â
ANYTHING ELSE?
Nope!
IN CHARACTER
DESIRED CHARACTER
Peter Pettigrew
FACE CLAIM
Dane DeHaan
REASON FOR CHOSEN CHARACTER
Peter Pettigrew is an insanely under appreciated character that deserves to be explored.
Aside from his involvement with the Marauders, his defection from the Order during the first war, and his involvement in the second, we donât know much about him. Introverted, clumsy, and not very clever - those are the few traits the books give him. But what draws me to his character is that there is much more to him beneath the surface that has yet to be touched. I donât believe that Peter is as cowardly as people make him to be, but I also donât believe he is incredibly intelligent. I think heâs a hoarder, heâs exhausted, and heâs not very friendly to strangers.
Hogwarts, in my opinion, was a difficult time for him and after graduation he was lost and grasping to find a niche he belonged to. That isolation is a small fragment of the reason that he joined the Death Eaters, though reluctantly. They didnât accept him but they made him feel important. Enough so that he was willing to pretend his friends no longer mattered, though the three were always nagging at the corners of his brain. Peter is a character who needs people to guide him, comfort him, and make him feel special.
Heâs a young boy in the midst of a war, barely out of school, and confused about his life path. The decisions he makes are rash and thoughtless, all because heâs just a teenager, and they all come to bite him later in life. I want to explore his descent into the Death Eaters and becoming a spy, his relationships, and his entire life now that the war is at a climax.
PREFERRED SHIPS // CHARACTER SEXUALITY // GENDER & PRONOUNS
Peter/Chemistry. He/Him.
Peter is a closeted bisexual. He believes that homosexuality is immoral because that was what his father pressed whenever he asked about other boys. When he was younger he was envious of their looks and their nature, and sometimes he found envy turning to lust. But always he would remind himself that to be attracted to boys would make his father furious and suddenly Peter would throw himself at girls. And their rejection made him isolated and scared, and the cycle would begin again. Now that his father is dead and his mother hasnât spoken to him, Peter is more liable to give in to temptation. But as of now the war matters more than sex or love, both of which he has never tasted.
CREATE ONE (OR MORE!) OF THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR CHARACTER:
Headcanons.
001. Honeydukes is the only place that Peter truly misses from his Hogsmeade trips. Lemon drops, peppermint sticks, chocolate frogs, and Bertie Botts. He remembers the trips through snow and falling leaves and warm cobblestone. His memory is flooded with laughter and giving and the gentle touch of a friend. Honeydukes was never just a shop of sweets and childhood happiness, it was the one place that had never been tainted by a bad Professor or embarrassing moment. He clings to it dearly even after others have forgotten.
002. After his father died, his mother stopped responding to his letters. It had come as a surprise for Peter to find his owls returned empty handed because he considered himself to have been rather close with his mom. Now he continues to write her in the hopes that she will come back to him, but in the meantime it has inspired him to find work and make a living. He wants to impress her should she find her way back into his life.
IN CHARACTER QUESTIONNAIRE
â If you were able to invent one spell, potion, or charm, what would it do, what would you use it for or how would you use it? Feel free to name it:
âInvisibility. I want to be a fly on the wall sometimes. Rats arenât small enough to hide forever and my friends already know what I look like, y'know? I only want a potion that wears off after a few hours, but nothing disgusting. I bloody want one that tastes like peppermint, or coffee, or something sweet. And it would be smooth and work without pain. Just invisibility without any strings. I wouldnât name it! Otherwise people would find out and theyâd steal it from me. Iâd never want that.â
â You have to venture deep into the Forbidden Forest one night. Pick one other character and one object (muggle or magical), besides your wand, that youâd want with you:
âI have to pick one person? Remus has always been the nicest towards meâŚas an individual. But I would like everyone there. Sirius and James, too, though theyâd make jokes about me being a bloody coward. And I am, alright? I donât want to go ink the Forbidden Forest at night. I never have. As for what Iâd bringâŚwhatever James needed me to. I could only imagine weâre going in there for one of his schemes, or Siriusâ pranks. Iâd just have whatever they need.â
â What kinds of decisions are the most difficult for you to make?
âWhat to do, when to do it. I used to believe I was independent but Iâve never been, not really. Iâve always needed someone to guide me. I just bloody wish I was normal, like my mates. I can barely take care of myself and theyâre having full lives.â
â What is one thing you would never want said about you?
âThat Iâm dumb. People always assume that because my marks were bad, that Iâm stupid. Well, I am. But theyâre not allowed to say it, right? I need to hold some dignity. Only my mates can say it because theyâre just taking the piss. Itâs normal. Other people saying it will make meâŚMerlin, Iâm not bloody violent. Not really. I wonât do anythingâŚI just donât want them to say it.â
WRITING SAMPLE
The world was black, and white, and smelled of mud.
Peter felt the lasting tug of freedom as he scuttled down the corridor and felt the coolness of stone beneath his paw pads. The soft clack of long nails were the only sound invading the heavy silence of the air, but he was sure no human would think twice about it. Another old house settling into its foundation, creating creepy noises in its wake. He was just another sound to the people in that room, he was just another creature lost among the hundreds of things surviving in the towering building.
A sharp left and he found himself face to face with a slightly ajar door, the wood warped from years of deprivation and unable to close entirely. He could see the splinters that would catch in his amber fur and embed in the flesh of his back, but this was for the greater good and he would manage through the pain. It was nothing in comparison to what his mates had done previously on their own missions, or what he would be asked to do in the future.
Who would he be spying on next?
The thought stopped him, and Peter felt his heart thundering in his chest. The Order trusted him but they didnât give him the incentive that he wanted. It wasnât enough to fight for equality and justice, it wasnât enough to get a pat on the back when he didnât completely fuck something up. He wanted real pride, and danger, and the sweet taste of adrenaline. But the thought of his friends had him questioning what had gone wrong in his childhood to make him okay with betrayal. Would he ever truly be happy? What if it came down to murder, or a duel, or looking at James and telling him you were never meant to be good?
He forced himself to move and slid under the door, refraining from eliciting a noise as the splinters tore into his back. Later he would ask Remus to pluck them out and he would smile and pretend that the mission went beautifully. Later he would tell them that he hadnât thought twice about eavesdropping on the Death Eaters.
Later he would lie and give them false information.
His human form was uncomfortable and awkward as he emerged from his rat body. The group would be in the next room, but he had chosen to come as an Animagus to avoid being seen until that moment. A silver mask was affixed to his face but it made breathing impossibly difficult and he ached to take it off. This wasnât him, his head screamed. This was not Peter Pettigrew of the Order who followed his mates around every day.
This boy was nothing like that child, and he doubted heâd ever be allowed to go back.
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