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genuinely curious why you have so many haters because you seem pretty chill to me. unless they're just trolling or something

It's not trolling. They want me dead in the gutters.

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puki drought

The sickness clings to me. Like a clinging thing.

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Here's a fun story of malicious compliance to brighten your day:

Until recently, a few people in my office had these desk shades to combat the obnoxious fluorescent lights, which is very helpful for people (like me) with migraines or other light-sensitivity issues.

A few days ago, everyone who has them was told to take them down. Different people were given different reasons - It violates fire code (it doesn't) / It blocks line of sight (sort of?). Since this goes against the existing status quo, the union reps (my beloved) jumped on it. Someone jokingly suggested using umbrella hats instead, since hats are allowed in the dress code. Today, the union reps are passing out these ridiculous things in protest:

If the rules are absurd, the resistance should match.

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2025 and im still not over her

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obsessed with this

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can i stick my tongue in your guilt complex

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Encountered a small blind cat while hiking in Montenegro. That didn't stop her from being very friendly!

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Based on the Lady Gaga (Laga Dyga) meme :)) Happy Supercorp Sunday!

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the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

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writing fanfiction is the most fun awesome thing on earth. also terrible horrible awful one thousand agonies

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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

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something about caitlyn changing her bed curtains from green to violet

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anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

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oh. my. god.