#the beast gravity falls

[nexstage]

Sugargedon

Restless & Rotten - Part 1

Bill had a list of stuff that deeply hurt him. Yeah, it’s true. He barely thought about it because why someone as powerful as him would ever need to revisit potential weaknesses? He didn’t have them, he never did. Nope, nada, zero.

Of course, his denial couldn’t hide the moments he was caught off guard and left speechless. Like when McGucket’s overuse of the memory gun lacerated him when he invaded his mind. Or when Mackerel punched him into oblivion while all his memories were being erased. Or when Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes Pinky turned him into a human saying he needed to atone for his crimes. Or when— You know what? Let’s leave it like that.

Anyway, while those moments were annoying and humiliating, dealing with teenage drama, hormones, and useless pettiness was way worse especially if said teenager was the grand-nibling of his two worst enemies.

To make it worse, you couldn’t imagine who decided to be merciless and unforgiving despite their naive moralistic charade!

“You have no idea how it felt having the best parts of you turned into weapons of mass destruction just because a jerk -AKA YOU!- found it funny! Now I can’t even stomach having good dreams or using my imagination ‘cause every time it happens, it reminds me of how much pain they caused thanks to your Dumb Core!”

“It’s Core of Chaos,” he corrected monotonously. A pebble hit him in the back of the head. If he had energy, he could’ve thrown a rock and watch her squirm in pain as she gathered her bloodied lips and broken teeth. Let’s see if she liked that!

So, yeah, congrats if you thought it was Shooting Star who couldn’t stop antagonizing him for five seconds. If you chose Pine Tree, too bad, buddy. You must be lower in the evolutionary scale than Stanley Pines.

“To make it worse, you possessed someone else!” Oh stars, couldn’t she shut up? “Thank goodness it wasn’t Dipper but it was still horrible and wrong! Blendin could’ve gotten hurt!”

“Aha, sure. Just admit you barely remember the guy and let’s move on, shall we?” He got up and a few steps later, the Pines girl interfered, ferocious glare in her face. “Don’t twist things, Bill! If you possessed someone, of course I would care! You almost killed my brother when you possessed him. I read your note!!”

This time he smiled which incensed her more although he gave no shits about that. The hilarity of Pine Tree being stuck in the Mindscape while his family mourned him, believing he went insane to the point of suicide pushed aside the horrible reality his enemies had forced upon him. That was until a foot stomped on his toes and he shrieked, cursing in an ancient language.

“You little—!!”

“Didn’t like it, uh?” She smirked with a cruel smugness that he would’ve considered impressive if it hadn’t been targeted at him. “For someone who is like as old as the Earth, you can’t even understand when people doesn’t like what you do to them!”

His bitter laugh caught her off guard. “Understanding? Them? Oh kid, you got it all wrong.” He replied, condescension pouring from his mouth. “I made you a favor.” Her face contorted in horror and he continued. “You think this punny world has anything worthwhile to offer? The only stuff coming from it is rules, restrictions, limitations, and a bunch of idiots who label themselves as superior because their lives are as flat as yours! I gave you POWER!! I turned your imagination into a well of infinite possibilities by destroying the pathetic, insufferable barrier that was reality! You embrace chaos, Shooting Star. Admit it! You love it! Why being held back by idiotic expectations from the most boring fools in history or by your own family when you could show them all what you’re truly capable of?”

The minutes passed. The horror and hurt in her face changed into an epiphany, sort of. Bill wondered if he had gotten through her. Sure, he would’ve turned her into a Henchmaniac due to her potential for chaos and destruction if it weren’t for her mind screaming alerts against him, but just having her feelings directed toward her family, breaking the bonds she held the dearest, now that is an excellent prize for comfort.

“You… He told me kind of the same things.” She finally replied. His smugness diminished at that statement. Stupid yellow dog taking away his powers; he needed to know what she was thinking about.

“Excuse me, kid, what?” He asked, pretending to not have heard her to hide the lack of his reading-mind ability.

Mabel glared thrice as harsh as before. “I said that he told me the same stuff as you. Kind of. That my family was holding me back, that they couldn’t be trusted, that Dipper was an hypocrite with no right to give me advice, and other junk! But that’s not true! Me and my family might not be perfect but we love each other. We forgave one another. The Beast—“

Bill stifled a growl. So Shooting Star was talking about the traitor after all! Ok then, time to twist the topic. “The Beast is just a sore loser who preyed on others. Nothing new, nothing special. I have to admit it, kid, you defeating his worst technique made my day. It takes guts and wits to do such a thing.”

“I did it thanks to Dipper. He was going to kill him! Just like you were trying to kill us all! You and him are one and the same!!”

The environment became cold, freezing. Time seemed to stop. Despite being in a cave, a dark, thunderous cloud hung over them. No, it hung over him, sucking away his smirk, the pleasure to manipulate Shooting Star, the annoyance, the boredom, leaving behind emptiness. Although this void didn’t look like one you’d find in a black hole but in the interior of a furious beast.

“What did you say?” If Mabel had taken a few minutes to analyze Bill’s voice and posture, she would’ve noticed the sharp monotony that spoke nothing but trouble.

“Are you deaf or what? I said you and him and one and the same!”

A few steps echoed in the rocky walls of the cave. Mabel peeked at Bill for a few seconds, then glared at the ground. When the shadow of the humanized demon didn’t move from its new position, she shot him a new glare. However, the effect was lost as she sense a sinister, deadly vibe emanating from his stance, mainly his gaze.

“What?” In a matter of seconds, she was lifted by the neck of her sweated eliciting a frightened shriek. Her blood turned into ice due to the darkness in Bill’s expression. As if whatever was holding him back from killing her was a few moments from snapping.

“Do not. DO NOT. Compare me. To that good-for-nothing. Life-ruining! Hideous! Treacherous! Imbecili— Aaaagghhhhh!!” He let her go the moment her spit hit his eye. Why the fuck they always aimed at the eye?! Why couldn’t they show more respect?!

Mabel, on the other hand, sprinted to a new direction. She wasn’t going to stay and have him strangling her, no sir!

[starridge]

from the same six hour drawing session where i devolved into hyperfixation-based madness

[time-woods]

beastdesign for bills wierdmageddon form . . mostly did this as an exercise

[boomposhpow]

hey guys i’m here to introduce my dishevelled and crazy wives

[mahkinarya]

Z MLNZW ZXILHH DLIOWH ZMW SRH HSLLGRMT HGZI (drifting stars au)

[eregyrn-falls-art]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

The Mystery Trio aren't having a very good time, unfortunately. I'm sure it will all come out all right.

This is a sequel to a piece I did way back in 2017, an Over The Garden Wall crossover called "Wandered into the Wrong Woods". When I reblogged it earlier in the month I thought about returning to the idea, and this is what came to me; seemed sufficiently spooky. (I think I should have done a more vertical layout so that the Beast could have loomed a bit more.)

What's the story here? Heck if I know! I've seen crossovers in the past that put Ford in the role of nearly becoming an edelwood tree (for obvious reasons), but the more I thought about it, the more it seemed fitting for Stan to take that role, and for Ford to have to step up and save him (well, with Fiddleford's help, of course).

[arapaiknow]

the legendary waddles.. with wattles

[grungularity]

You ask grunkle Stan about his pronouns and he says "PRO nouns? Oh no, I don't buy the pro stuff. Way too expensive. Know how I'm saving? AMATEUR nouns. You know, he/huh?, She/sigh... eh?/aer. The good stuff! Tell ya what, I'll give you an only *slightly* used they/phlegm for 50 percent off!!!"

[420technoblazeit]

bad end friends as a concept is so funny to me bc beast wirt and ice finn are versions of the original characters who ended up making the wrong decisions. but bipper is just bill possessing dipper. so it'd just be that triangle fuck hanging out with 2 depressed teenagers haunted by the guilt of their past mistakes

[atlas-hope]

we are going through it fellas

[pandebunuelo]

but if he knows that you know that you know that he knows that he knows that you know that you

[doctorsiren]

I love you Jhes, I don’t care if me in 2018 reading your page and thinking you were an axolotl creature was a misunderstanding on my part. I’m keeping that headcanon / design since we know so little <3

[theneonfennec]

So the Book of Bill huh (ID in alt text)

[hot-gremlin-pissboy]

OMG COOL NEW CHIBIVERSE SPECIAL EP GUYS 😱😱⁉️ it was was in that disney TVA leak but i never showed it 🥺

i liked when bunt and bip get Darc’s gaymer set up ruined and hilarity insues, they r all so silly 💖💖

like they didn’t have this go this hard like.. I STILL CANT BELIEVE THEY COLLABED WITH CN AT THE END..literally shed a tear because of it😭😭

[ Uh the last one took forever UAGHHHH💔💔like 13 hours bro the edits took like 1-2 max GRRR ]

[gummygoatgalaxy]

Just some of my fav boyos

Characters here are: humanized Louie Duck, Beast Boy, Phineas Flynn, Dipper Pines, humanized Tails/Miles Prower, and Max from Camp Camp!!

[tassjis]

Edg Hqg Iulhqgv...