#the bear posting

[all-or-nothing-baby]

DYSTOPIAN BUTTER

[heavenbarnes]

due to the fact i inhabit an island in the south pacific, the bear doesn’t come out here til tomorrow

[syawntanhi]

Maybe it’s just my personal hate for modern decor but I kinda don’t like how lifeless The Bear restaurant kinda looks now

[woolieshubris]

tumblr simulator

[prettybearbutch]

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

[tonia-aaaaa]

Heathers but it's the Bad Boys... Bad Boys but it's the Heathers...

UPDATE: there's a part 2 now, for anyone who wants to see Scott & Martyn as Veronica & JD!

[trashy-greyjoy]

sometimes, it's not so much about the romance as it is about the devotion. the adoration.

[loverboyfae]

sugar calling others “my love” was NOT the other food industry experience i was expecting to have in common with this show but my coworker does (very sweetly) refer to all of us as “my love” so either there’s broader cultural context i’m missing or there is some connection

[spongebobssquarepants]

[elfgrunge]

Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)

According to the bear's owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky's marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.

You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.

[all-or-nothing-baby]

Carmy: Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts

Richie: Shut the fuck up

Carmy: You shut the fuck up!

Syd: *prays for that stroke*

[heavenbarnes]

someone on tiktok included mikey berzatto in a haunting the narrative slideshow

[dream-buns]

if you like strawberry shortcake or care bears, please consider buying something from the original creator and designer, Muriel Fahrion! she NEVER got paid royalties for creating/designing strawberry shortcake and care bears to this day. huge franchises that have profited off her work for over 40 years.

she went through incredibly tough times as an artist and went into debt after her husband died. in 2019 she started being more public on social media about being the original creator of these iconic characters. despite everything, she still loves strawberry shortcake and spreads nothing but kindness and positivity on her instagram (everyday she always posts a daily video of her dancing in her kitchen :) she’s so full of joy) it would mean a lot if you supported her and bought something cute from her website!

[haveamagicalday]

I woke up at 6am and wrote an obituary for the two old guys in the muppets

[prettybearbutch]

sorry for being a lovestruck faggot I promise it will happen again

[lesbian-space-fish]

I finished my hannigram love crime sweater!! I love it so much it’s my favorite thing I’ve ever knitted <3