#the bear posting

[all-or-nothing-baby]

DYSTOPIAN BUTTER

[heavenbarnes]

due to the fact i inhabit an island in the south pacific, the bear doesn’t come out here til tomorrow

[syawntanhi]

Maybe it’s just my personal hate for modern decor but I kinda don’t like how lifeless The Bear restaurant kinda looks now

[blackbearmagic]

Shoutout to the two coworkers today who casually announced that they were voting for Trump, then asked me who I was voting for. I told them "I did early voting, and I voted for the candidate who isn't going to make it harder for me to exist as a trans person" and both of these women had to awkwardly try and assure me that it wasn't personal, and it's not like they hated Harris or anything, they actually do like some things about her, and they definitely don't hate me, of course not, it's just that, you know, well, it's like, well, you know, it's just, like, and no matter how many times they tried to pass the shovel off to me, I just let them hold onto it

[woolieshubris]

tumblr simulator

[prettybearbutch]

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

[maxblogs-world]

🔞click 👇👇👇

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[tonia-aaaaa]

Heathers but it's the Bad Boys... Bad Boys but it's the Heathers...

UPDATE: there's a part 2 now, for anyone who wants to see Scott & Martyn as Veronica & JD!

[trashy-greyjoy]

sometimes, it's not so much about the romance as it is about the devotion. the adoration.

[all-or-nothing-baby]

Carmy: Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts

Richie: Shut the fuck up

Carmy: You shut the fuck up!

Syd: *prays for that stroke*

[heavenbarnes]

someone on tiktok included mikey berzatto in a haunting the narrative slideshow

[kruegerspillow]

simon riley who shares every single thing he has in his possession with you.

the weather's cold? oh, just wear his jacket. it's not like he'll freeze to death anyway, he'd been through worse.

you don't like your food? have his! he's a big bloke, he'd devour anything that you give him

you miss him? don't worry, he'd left some hoodies inside your closet. (bonus point, it smells like his cologne)

you ran out of socks? have a pair of his, he still has a lot anyway (he ended up not wearing socks throughout the whole day)

oof, you forgot to bring your umbrella? don't you worry, simon's there to save you. he doesn't mind being a little wet from the rain anyway. (proceeds to hug you so the both of you can be wet together)

argh your pick accidentally fell into the guitar? aaand before you knew it, he already had some extra picks in his jacket.

oh noo you accidentally booked a hotel with one bed, will simon be sleeping on the chair?

not a chance. you ended up sleeping together with simon with your legs tangled around his and arms all over each other.

you forgot to bring your water bottle during a morning run? he'll share his with you.

you didn't bring a hairtie? oh, he has lots of your hair ties inside his bag, don't worry.

you didn't bring your wallet? haha don't even think about paying.

did you leave your charger on your nightstand? oh, use his. if it doesn't fit, he'll buy you one. consider it an extra charger, just in case you forgot again.

simon is a gentleman, no matter how the military describe him. he's a completely different person outside of work. he's no longer the Ghost or Lt or El fantasma. he's simon riley with you.

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[loverboyfae]

sugar calling others “my love” was NOT the other food industry experience i was expecting to have in common with this show but my coworker does (very sweetly) refer to all of us as “my love” so either there’s broader cultural context i’m missing or there is some connection

[spongebobssquarepants]

[prettybearbutch]

sorry for being a lovestruck faggot I promise it will happen again