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DYSTOPIAN BUTTER
#orwellian unsalted butter#orwellian salted butter#uncle jimmy#LMFAO#carmy berzatto#the bear#the bear s3#the bear s3e3#the bear spoilers#the bear fx#the bear posting
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due to the fact i inhabit an island in the south pacific, the bear doesn’t come out here til tomorrow
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Maybe it’s just my personal hate for modern decor but I kinda don’t like how lifeless The Bear restaurant kinda looks now
#the bear#the bear posting#modern interior#modern decor#modern decor hate#they gentrified the poor thing
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#every day i bear witness to one post from a drama that escaped containment#my comic for comic day#makeaterriblecomicday2024
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your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw
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Heathers but it's the Bad Boys... Bad Boys but it's the Heathers...
UPDATE: there's a part 2 now, for anyone who wants to see Scott & Martyn as Veronica & JD!
#old-ish art#theres still a bunch of stuff from insta that i wanna re-post here#bear with me pls#life series#traffic life#trafficblr#limited life#grian#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity#digital art#toniaarts#toniadoodles
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sometimes, it's not so much about the romance as it is about the devotion. the adoration.
#pacific rim#black sails#the x-files#the bear#game of thrones#raleigh x mako#jack x anne#msr#sydcarmy#theonsa#i could go on forever i think#for me personally it is also about the romance and i do think they should all kiss and be in love but thats not THE POINT-#*adam scott meme* its about the vulnerability and unconditional care one has with someone else#how many different ways can i make this same post lets count
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#gay#gay art#gay bear#gay butt#gay man#gayhot#lgbtq#lgbtq artist#lgbtqiia+#lgbtqplus#gayboy#gay love#gay pride#gay men#lgbtqia#lgbt nsft#lgbtq positivity#lgbtq community#lgbt pride#gay penis#official penis post#gay photography#gay pics
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Going to a restaurant with the cast of Obey Me! and the waiter asks, "is anyone in your party under 500? Beings who are five centuries and under eat for free."
The waiter glances at Luke as they say this but everyone immediately turns to you.
Mammon cracks up when the waiter brings over a high chair and you have to turn them down. Leviathan encourages you to at least take the booster seat so you can feel taller. Thirteen wheezes when they bring out the crayons and coloring mat, which you insist on sharing. You tell Diavolo not to get any funny ideas when the waiter bends down to speak with you at eye level. It's just standard protocol for this diner.
Mephistopheles doesn't understand the big deal. You're not even a century old yet, isn't this normal? Solomon, however, is trying not let his mini midlife crisis show. To Barbatos' delight, he's not getting the same treatment as you (despite also being human) and fears he might be starting to look his age.
Lucifer is visibly enjoying himself way too much and hasn't stopped sneering since you were handed a children's menu, which Beelzebub is excitedly cross-referencing with the adult menu that everyone else got. Raphael likes the little flag they stuck in your food. Luke is acting so smug and haughty that Simeon has to remind him to be humble.
Satan makes the unnecessary offer to cut your food into smaller bites because they only gave you a small plastic spork, while Asmodeus is busy snapping pictures of the chef's ketchup smiley face atop your dish. Belphegor warns you not to hurt yourself and asks if he should blow on your food, causing you to threaten him with the spork.
#MY MASTERPOST IS DONE AAA i'm running into my drafts folder and posting this and hiding. thanks for bearing with me!#[mc places an order] [everybody claps and says “good job!”] [MC is like 50 years old]#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me swd#obey me x mc#obey me headcanon#obey me drabble#obey me fandom#obey me fanfic#obey me mc#obey me gender neutral reader#obey me writing#obey me brothers#obey me brothers x mc#obey me brothers x you#obey me brothers x reader#obey me x reader
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sugar calling others “my love” was NOT the other food industry experience i was expecting to have in common with this show but my coworker does (very sweetly) refer to all of us as “my love” so either there’s broader cultural context i’m missing or there is some connection
#personal#the bear posting#I think it’s cute I like it#i just find it funny that this is a connection with my life when it seems so abstract and unrelated#but these are the only instances I’ve heard it
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Carmy: Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts
Richie: Shut the fuck up
Carmy: You shut the fuck up!
Syd: *prays for that stroke*
#the bear s3e1#lol#completely correct the bear quotes#carmy berzatto#richard jerimovich#sydney sweeney#the bear#the bear incorrect quotes#aonb chats#all-or-nothing-baby#the bear spoilers#the bear posting
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someone on tiktok included mikey berzatto in a haunting the narrative slideshow
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Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)
According to the bear's owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky's marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.
You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.
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sorry for being a lovestruck faggot I promise it will happen again
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I woke up at 6am and wrote an obituary for the two old guys in the muppets
#the muppets#statler and waldorf#muppets#Disney#my post#kermit the frog#miss piggy#the muppet show#fozzie bear#gonzo
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