#the barber teens

[cevansbrat0007]

What would be Andy's reaction to one of the teenage kids being a smart ass about their Mom? Someone ask them what their Mom does and they say she just stays at home she has no money everything we have is bc of my Dad. :(

Hmm...all of their children are pretty good about minding their manners. But I suppose that even the most well-behaved children have bad days.

If that were the case, Andy would give himself a moment or two to cool off before addressing the kid responsible. He might even go check on his wife to make sure she's okay and that her feelings aren't overly hurt.

Then the two of them would sit down and have a talk with their children. All four of them. Andy would insist on it because it's a good idea to remind everyone that they, as Mom and Dad, are a team. And of the the two of them, their mother is the real MVP.

It's because of everything she does - from taking care of all of them, to sacrificing quite a few of her own dreams - that their family is able to function.

None of this would be possible without her.

Andy would make it clear that she is the backbone of this household. And that even though her freelance gigs don't bring in anywhere near as much as what his job does, that they handle every single financial decision together as a TEAM.

Whether it's going to the grocery store, buying someone new cleats for soccer practice, footing the bill for someone's homecoming dress and limo, or paying for the next round of braces - Andy and Reader decide how, where, and when to allocate their funds.

Because it's THEIR money. Not the kids. The kids are, in fact, broke.

So, if any of them wants or needs something, then they'd better be respectful when making their request(s). Otherwise Mom and Dad just might decide to make sure the rest of their respective teenage years stay boring.

And lastly, if Mom says "no", there's no sure-fire guarantee that Dad is going to swoop in and say "yes". She signs off on everything.

Because fun can be pretty damn expensive.

[joannhutch1976]

Friday. My internet is out. Thankfully I have my phone which has 5g+ on it so.

Chris Evans random pics or gifs today. Here goes. Enjoy.

[positivelyevans]

chris evans & characters

DISCLAIMER: these are all xdaughter!reader fics that i personally love and please go support these writers for me!!

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Father Daughter Dance | by: @hulkstacos

Safety in the Night | by: @kining-the-evil Ransom Drysdale Work | by: @kining-the-evil

AND A FEW OF MY OWN WORKS ;)

Throw it Back | by: @positivelyholland

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[mrvlxgrl]

Request: Andy Barber x teen!daughter!reader

Plot: She has a sit down with him to confront him as to why men get distant from their daughter/niece as the girl gets older. She gets a bit mad when Jacob throws in the ‘probably just cause she’s getting older’ while he’s getting a juice or something from the kitchen. But Andy smooths it out in saying he’s only distant due to work, so he makes it more of a priority to bond with his daughter even though she’s not so small anymore nor does she enjoy all that he does like to do.

(sorry that it’s so descriptive )

Andy Barber x daughter!reader

A/n:sorry you had to wait so long and I know it's didn't t exactly as you wanted:( ,but i hope you like it.

Request by: @tgarrett26 <3

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Gif is not mine!

You and your dad were sitting in the living room. You decided that today would be the day to confront your father about his distance behavior.

"So what do you want to talk about"-said Andy.

"I-I feel like you don't wanna spend time with m-me anymore and i have this feeling for like slowly a year now."

"Dad Please be honest with me why are you getting so distance?"-you whimpered out.

Jacob who was just going to the kitchen wanted to mess with you as always so he joined the conversation.

"Y/n dad clearly doesn't spend time with you because you're getting older and you're no longer his little girl."

"Jacob!"-shouted Andy.

"Jacob why can't you leave me alone!"

"Gosh"-Jake murmured and he went back to his room.

Silence.

"Is that true dad!?"-you asked.

"God, sweetheart no, I love so much. I'm sorry that you feel like i'm avoiding you..."-your dad sighed.

"Work is difficult lately and so frustrating I know it's no excuse for my behavior and i'm really sorry for that."

"Oh-"

"But you know what. tomorrow the first thing I will do is call my assistant and I cancel all my programs for you and we can spend a lot of time together just the two us."-Andy smiled at you.

"But what about what jake said? doesn't it bother you that I'm getting older?"-you asked.

"No, sweetheart i don't care. In my eyes you Always be my little girl."

"Thank you dad"-You felt relieved.

Andy leaned closer and pulled you into a tight hug.

"I love you dad."

"I love you too honey" Andy kissed your forehead.

[buckevantommy]

for clarity: i speak of his stolen sideburns. his curls look glorious.

[itsthevioletqueen]

I actually have a few more Sparta Remixes in mind that'll come out I don't know when

this is all the context you get

[tgarrett26]

Hi, I’d be open to receiving requests if anyone wants to send some in. I don’t plan on prioritizing it, but I love to change up what I’m writing sometimes and I feel this is a good way to do that.

I typically write Chris Evans’ characters and Sebastian Stan’s characters, (I know/write Steve and Bucky best).

I’m most comfortable writing x daughter/ x niece/ x sister pieces, so if the requests could be in that category, that would be best.

I’m definitely willing to write pieces of the Marvel cast x platonic!reader or specific members of the Marvel cast x platonic! reader if you want to put those in..have fun.

******requests closed, this has peaked my anxiety as much as having Instagram used to*****

[barbossas-wench]

I was trying to find good Sweeney Todd x reader smutty fics until I see J*dge T*rpin x reader fics 🤮

[hopefulfangirlblr]

💞Chris Evans💞

[murderousink23]

04/11/2024 is National Poetry Day 🇭🇺, World Parkinson's Day 🌎, National Barber Shop Quartet Day 🇺🇸, National Cheese Fondue Day 🇺🇸, National Eight Track Tape Day 🇺🇸, National Pet Day 🐱🐶🐹🐰🇺🇸, National Submarine Day 🇺🇸, National Teach Children to Save Day 💰🇺🇸, National Support Teen Literature Day 🇺🇸

[nauticalfools]

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[cevansbrat0007]

As the GP kiddos get older, what are their favorite things to do with Daddy Andy? Or their favorite things to do with Momma? Just like one on one bonding things.

Great question!

Bianca "BiBi" Barber - She's a big soccer fan, just like her Mama and they often can be found practicing in the backyard together. BiBi is very good and currently plays for a club team that travels around the region. On the field, Andy and Reader's normally sweet daughter is a force to be reckoned with. She may be small, but she's scrappy. And she's got one hell of a mouth on her - all things she learned from Mama Barber. That kid can talk some serious trash when she's in the mood. While it makes her mother proud, Andy is constantly stunned by just how viscous teenage girls can be...including his Bianca Boo!

BiBi's favorite thing to do with Andy is take her father shopping. She's always trying to update his wardrobe. Now, she knows that her Dad lacks the necessary patience required to survive at the mall, but for her...he really tries. And when they're through, she likes to treat him to frozen yogurt. Well, she tries...only for Andy to slip the money back into her bag.

The last time she took him out for frozen yogurt, a grown man tried to hit on her while Andy was off using the bathroom. Sixteen-year-old BiBi dealt with the creeper just fine, but her father damn near had a heart attack. The older she gets, the more she understands just what her Mama means whenever she calls Andrew dramatic.

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Katrina "KitCat" Barber - She and her Mama can often be found curled up in Reader's special reading nook. KitCat has her own space set up just for her, and when they can those two get lost in the magic of books for hours. So much so that it's not uncommon for Andy to come looking for them, something they all playfully refer to as a Barber Family Wellness Check.

This kid also has a budding passion for golf, of all things. Andy has been giving her lessons since she's been old enough to swing a club. And over time it's definitely morphed in a father/daughter bonding type experience. She's fairly talented, better than quite a few of the boys - which they hate.

I'll have to tell you all about the time one of those asshole boys tried to look up her skirt. He thought it was real fucking funny until KitCat's nine-iron almost collided with his thick skull. And then when Andy heard what happened...yeah, that shit wasn't pretty. Especially after the asshole kid's uncle tried to place the blame on Katrina. Something about her flirting in order to give herself an advantage.

She honestly couldn't remember the last time she'd seen her Daddy so mad. But they eventually finished the game before going out for double bacon cheeseburgers with extra bacon and cheese fries.

___

Aurora "RoRo" Barber - She and Andy have this thing where they sometimes wake up early on Saturdays and head down to his office. But first, they always stop by this little diner for a quick breakfast of cinnamon apple french toast and a mug of hot chocolate. And since they both know that Mama Barber would have a lot to say about their excessive sugar consumption, they tend to leave that part out.

And as the artist of the family, she's constantly traveling with her purple sketchbook. RoRo is also naturally curious and as well as easily distracted. Which sometimes gives Andy palpitations because she's constantly wandering off in order to get a better look at something that she wants to draw. He loses her sometimes...which typically results in panic.

RoRo also loves helping her mother in the garden. She thinks it's hilarious that her mother adores plants, but is somehow also terrified of bugs. And, although it's not her strong suit, she's not adverse to helping her Mama in the kitchen. It doesn't come naturally to her, but the other day she made a blueberry lemon cheesecake from scratch which turned out to be pretty darn tasty!

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A.J. "Junior" Barber - He loves cooking with his Mama. They have a great time in the kitchen - and he's actually getting rather good. Baking is more his thing, but the kid has a lot of potential. Unlike his father who was born with the ability to burn water. He also enjoys horror movies, and those viewing parties usually consist of him, Mama Barber, and BiBi.

Now, when it comes to spending time with Andy, Junior loves himself some football. They have a great time going to games together when they can. I'll have to tell you guys about the first NFL game they went to when he was a little kid. It was a hoot! And when they're not trying to watch the game, you can find him tinkering in the backyard with his father breaking fixing things in the shed. They're both a couple of handsome, well-meaning menaces.

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Finally, no matter how old they get, no Barber ever says no to family movie night. That's a must in their household. Fingers crossed that that never changes. Hope that answers your questions!

[chameleonsallinvermillion]

It's such a shame that more people aren't into opera because they're missing out on how incredibly funny The Barber Of Seville is as a plot.

Like, imagine you're a hairdresser and town gossip, having a lovely time, and then your old boss shows up in disguise, tells you he's in love with some girl you're friends with, and wants you to help him sneak into her house. What an insane thing to have happen to you on a perfectly ordinary day.

And then when you finally do, breaking several laws, he and your friend are too busy gazing into each other's eyes to leave through the exit you provided. Just imagine having gone through all of this and standing there yelling, "It's time to go! We've got to go! You can kiss later!" and they're just making googly eyes at each other and singing about how happy they are to be here when they really really really shouldn't still be here.

It's beautiful. It's elegant. It's such a silly story concept to have become such a popular opera.

[neworkimprov]

20 Horrible Dad Jokes, puns for Bad Hair Day, Barbers, Hair Stylists, etc

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[loveandpeaceanddoughnuts]

I’m just a kid (and life is a nightmare)

dad!Nanami & kid!Yuji

commissioned this amazing piece from @yuutaguro for chapter two of my teen papamin au in which Nanami reluctantly adopts Yuji right after graduating from Jujutsu High and leaving the sorcerer world! [chapters 1-3 on ao3]

Everything had been going so well. Nanami would begin his office job on Monday, the same day that Yuji’s school year started. He had just taken Yuji to buy his uniform, and a shiny new backpack. It wasn’t until he was going back over the supply list and dress code that the trouble started.

“Yuji, you have to cut your hair! It’s not me, it’s the school’s stupid rule.”

Yuji stuck out his tongue and ran around the table, avoiding Nanami’s grasp. “Don’t wanna!” He shouted back.

“I know! But you have to anyway!” Nanami chased him back around the other side. “It’s not up for debate!”

“DON’T WANNA!”

Nanami stopped running and covered his face with his hands, taking deep breaths. The kid was driving him crazy. Hell, he agreed with him. He probably would’ve been just as pissed about cutting his hair at that age, but damn if it wasn’t frustrating on the other side. “Look, I’m sorry the dress code is annoying. I am! But you’re gonna get in trouble if we don’t tame that pink mop on your head!” God, I sound like my dad, Nanami thought glumly.

Yuji flung himself around the corner and peeked out. “But I don’t wanna , Nanaminnn!!”

“I know.” He gave a long sigh. “Can you tell me why?”

“I wanna look like you!”

“You- what?” Nanami was thrown for a loop. Yuji could barely see through his hair at this point, it looked nothing like… oh no. Nanami skidded into the bathroom and stared in the mirror. Yuji came hurtling behind him, just barely able to peek over the countertop on his tiptoes.

“See, Nanamin? We’re the same!”

The kid had a point. Nanami stared at his face, noticing for the first time that he had let his hair get quite long. It just didn’t seem like a priority, not after…well. He shook his head, tossing the long shock of blonde hair out of his eyes. Yuji peered up at him, looking annoyingly smug.

“See, you see?”

“Yeah, I see, Yuji.” Maybe it was time that he matured his look. At least a little. “I guess I have a mop up there too, huh?” He couldn’t help but chuckle at the way Yuji imitated his nod. “I have an idea for how we can fix this.”

Everyone in the barbershop couldn’t help but smile at the strange pair that walked in, the serious, blonde teenager and his hyper, pink-haired companion.

“Awww, is this your little brother?” The receptionist cooed.

“Uh, no, this is my…Yuji.” Nanami cringed at himself, but the kid holding his hand beamed.

“Yeah, I’m his Yuji!!”

The two boys politely requested the same haircut, and Nanami went first to reassure Yuji. “See? Doesn’t hurt at all, okay? Bet you’re gonna look cooler than me.”

Nanami watched himself in the mirror as the barber went to work. It wasn’t like he was attached to his look or anything, at least he told himself so. But change was weird. By the end of it, he could see more of his forehead than he had in years. He looked older, like a salaryman.

“What do you think, kid?” Yuji looked at him thoughtfully.

“You look like a grown-up, Nanamin!”

“Yeah, I guess I do.” He laughed. “Your turn, Yuji. Think you can be brave?”

“Yeahh! Brave like you!” Yuji slid into the seat and reached out a hand, which Nanami held tight.

By the end of it, Nanami’s hair was slicked into a deep side part, with a few stubborn strands escaping into his eyes. Yuji’s hair still spung up at all angles. It suited him, though. And more importantly, fit the school dress code.

Nanami took Yuji out to their favorite bakery on the way home as a reward. The boy eagerly gobbled down a pink-frosted doughnut with extra sprinkles while Nanami sipped coffee with a slice of lemon cake. “We did well today, huh kid?”

Yuji nodded proudly with a faceful of frosting. “Yeah, we did great! And we still look the same as each other!”

Nanami squinted at him, but couldn’t bring himself to burst the kid’s bubble. “We sure do. Maybe we could switch places, and you could go into work for me!”

Yuji doubled over with laughter. “No way Nanamin!”

“You sure? I could go to school for you, do all your homework…” he teased.

Yuji appeared to be considering the offer, then shook his head, still giggling. “Nuh-uh!”

“Ah, well.” Nanami pretended to sigh. “Worth a try.”

[jocelynstacey]

100% Legally Sourced Media (Google Drive)

Here is a link for a whole bunch of movies, tv shows and more - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/15yd2vLoCzlTDknjTgo965gCoAV8S0Emt

below is a list of the things currently on my google drive, I may add more and keep updating this list periodically as things get put on the drive.

Documentaries and Docudramas

A Very British Sex Scandal

Abused By My Girlfriend

Aids - The Unheard Tapes

Alex Brooker: Disability and Me

Bad Influencer - The Great Insta Con

Bowie - The Man Who Changed The World

Children of the Underground

Dancing for the Devil - The 7M TikTok Cult

Daughters of the Cult

Dinosaurs - The Final Day with David Attenborough

Dirty Pop - The Boy Band Scam

Driven - The Billy Monger Story

Escaping Polygamy

Escaping Twin Flames

Freddie Mercury - The Great Pretender

Frozen Planet

Frozen Planet II

Good Grief with Reverend Richard Coles

Hatton Garden - The Inside Story

Hell Camp - Teen Nightmare

I Am Not A Rapist

I Cut Off His Penis - The Truth Behind The Headlines

Ireland's Mother and Baby Scandal

Killing Patient Zero

Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath

Lewis Capaldi - How I'm Feeling Now

Liar: The Fake Grooming Scandal

Living Every Second: The Kris Hallenga Story

Lord Montagu

Mama's Boy

Matt Willis: Fighting Addiction

Murdaugh Murders - A Southern Scandal

Murder Among the Mormons

My Wife My Abuser - Captured On Camera

Pennywise - The Story of It

Planet Earth

Planet Earth II

Queen - Days Of Our Lives

Sacred Soil - The Piney Woods School Story

Sarah Everard: The Search for Justice

Scientology: Going Clear - The Prison of Belief

Soham: The Murder of Holly & Jessica

Stolen Youth - Inside the Cult at Sarah Lawrence

Strike - An Uncivil War

Strike! The Women Who Fought Back

Striking with Pride: United at the Coalface

Surviving Amber Heard

Take Care of Maya

The Bambers : Murder at the Farm

The Boys - The Sherman Brothers' Story

The Exorcist Untold

The Family

The Krays - The Mafia Connection

The Menendez Brothers

The Movies That Made Us

The Pembrokeshire Murders - Catching the Gameshow Killer

The Program - Cons, Cults and Kidnapping

The Times of Harvey Milk

Uprising

Waco - American Apocalypse

Warren Jeffs: Prophet of Evil

Wonders of the World I Can't See

Films

A Haunting in Venice

About a Boy

All of Us Strangers

Bad Tidings

Beautiful Boy

Beautiful Thing

Beetlejuice

Boy Erased

Boys Don’t Cry

But I'm a Cheerleader

City of Lies

Clue

Cool Runnings

Corpse Bride

Dallas Buyers Club

Dawn of the Dead

Death on the Nile

Deck the Halls

Die Hard

Dirty Dancing

Donnie Brasco

Downton Abbey

Edward Scissorhands

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Fried Green Tomatoes

From Hell

Gremlins

Hairspray

Handsome Devil

Heathers

Heathers - The Musical

Home Alone

Hot Fuzz

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

IT

Jaws

Jingle All The Way

Jumanji

Jurassic Park

Kill Your Darlings

Kindergarten Cop

Kinky Boots

Labyrinth

Legally Blonde

Legend

Les Misérables

Les Misérables: The Staged Concert

Little Women

Love Actually

Mean Girls

Milk

Minamata

Miracle on 34th Street

Murder on the Orient Express

Murdered for Being Different

Newsies

Oliver!

Philadelphia

Pirates of the Caribbean

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Prayers For Bobby

Pride

Pride and Prejudice

Red, White and Royal Blue

Rent

Scarface

Scrooged

Secret Window

Shaun of the Dead

Sister Act

Sleepy Hollow

Star Wars

Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

The Addams Family

The Amityville Horror

The Blair Witch Project

The Conjuring

The Craft

The Crow

The Exorcist

The Greatest Showman

The imitation Game

The Muppet Christmas Carol

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Santa Clause

The Shawshank Redemption

The Sixth Sense

The Sound of Music

The Woman in Black

Three Men and a Baby

Three Men and a Little Lady

Titanic

Twister

Unicorns

West Side Story

What We Did on Our Holiday

White Christmas

Zola

Stand Up Comedy

Adam Hills

Chris McCausland

Chris Ramsey

Daniel Howell

Daniel Sloss

Dara O'Briain

Ed Byrne

Fern Brady

Greg Davies

John Bishop

Rhod Gilbert

Sarah Millican

Sean Lock

TV Shows

90210

Agatha All Along

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

Being Human

Bridgerton

Celebrity Race Across the World

Cuckoo

Daisy Jones and the Six

Deadwater Fell

Desperate Housewives

Doctor Who

Downton Abbey

Eyewitness

Fire Country

Good Omens

Good Trouble

Heartstopper

I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!

Interview with the Vampire

It's A Sin

Killing Eve

Looking

Mary & George

Midnight Mass

Missing You

My Family

Nevermind the Buzzcocks

QI 

Queer as Folk

Shameless

Sky Med

Sleepy Hollow

Switched at Birth

Taskmaster

The Alienist

The Artful Dodger

The Clearing

The Couple Next Door

The Fosters

The Haunting of Bly Manor

The Haunting of Hill House

The Jetty

The Misinvestigations of Romesh Ranganathan

The Pembrokeshire Murders

The Perfect Couple

The Society

The Stranger

The Unofficial Science Of…

The Watcher

Torchwood

Under the Banner of Heaven

Under the Bridge

Virgin River

WandaVision

White House Farm