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i was really excited for the minecraft movie for the first five seconds of the trailer with those gorgeous sweeping landscape shots
and. then the badly greenscreened humans showed up
#minecraft#so like. i love jack black. a lot.#but i think movie studios now think hey if we put jack black in our adaptations it automatically makes them Good#it does not#it often results in something shitty where he carries the entire movie on his back and STILL comes off as annoying somehow#or it's amazing and perfect like the mario movie or jumanji#warner bros you made the fucking lego movie would it be so hard to just. have it be animated.
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naruto: how much sand do you think gaara actually carries around?
lee: i asked him once
naruto: really? what did he say??
lee: he just said “yes” and i was too scared to ask for clarification so i just assume it’s a lot
#naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto incorrect quotes#uzumaki naruto#sabaku no gaara#rock lee#gaara#he was new at interaction and just panicked😔#gaara after that interaction: why did i say that#kankuro trying to comfort him: it’s okay it happens to all of us#it does not#😔
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MBTI isn't fricking astrology. It isn't putting people in a hierarchy of best to worst. It doesn't predict what jobs you can be successful at or who you can be in a romantic relationship with. You cannot criticize MBTI on that basis because THAT IS NOT WHAT IT IS FOR.
It is not a surprise to me that mainstream psychology is uninterested in MBTI because it is not intended to diagnose or prevent or cure any mental illness. (Not that I have that much respect for what mainstream psychology allows or doesn't allow into their worldview anyway...)
Once again IT'S NOT ASTROLOGY. It's just an elaboration on the four classical temperaments, with additional dimensions. It even has a plausible basis in neurology, though it is understudied. The company that claims the IP also doesn't use Jungian functions, which is where the real utility and underlying structure is. They don't own the bulk of the theory nor have done the heavy lifting, they just have a trademark on administering these unsophisticated tests. Short quizzes on the internet cannot reliably type you. If they could, it would be a very unsophisticated personality assessment.
All of these are such invalid grounds to criticize the theory in my opinion.
#but none of it got to me more than the spouted off claim that MBTI IS bogus because it#'ranks people best to worst'#IT DOES NOT
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i have innovative thoughts like what if bedman got to have his own valentine stupid hat
#ariels told him that the amount of decoration correlates to his superiority over her daughters#it does not#dance jester boy dance#bedman
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not misogyny but doesn't it basically confirm that he's straight? like
Hi anon!
Um, no.
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my flexibility has gone to shit after a couple of years of Worsening disabilities so I am currently doing the most intense stretch my legs can manage. I am sitting with my legs nearly straight out in front of me
despite the fact that I cannot straighten them (and no I am not leaning over trying to touch my toes or anything like that. I am just attempting to straighten my legs roughly in front of me. they're not even together) i can still touch the ground without bending my knees when standing. i have no idea how this works. i assume something is doing something hypermobile that changes the angle
anyway my hamstrings are garbage and i would like them to be. less garbage
#misconception that hypermobility means flexibility#it Does Not#all of my muscles are incredibly tight because they are compensating#they've hit the point of being so tight they're causing new problems tho#need to get bendier in a good way not in a fucked up joints way#body fuckery
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saying “dignity of risk” before consuming a fuck ton of sugar like it’s a magic spell that’ll protect me. from the horrors
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I was checking the character’s birthdays for no real reason and I realized that when ace dies there officially won’t be any more water signs left
#I was actually checking bc I was listening to horoscope by mommy long legs#and I wanted to see if the song applied to them#it does not#danganronpa despair time
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Rvbtober day 9: revelation
#I was entirely convinced this paper would smell like bananas when I bought it#it does not#fooled by a simple fruit illustration 😔#rvb#red vs blue#rvb fanart#rvbtober#my art#rvb simmons#rvb grif
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Man I would love to be one of those writer's with a release schedule. You know. Smut on Wednesday. Angst on Saturday. Ficlets in between. If only my brain actually allowed me to function that way. I'd be unstoppable.
#comet comments#but alas#it does not#and I do not#Maybe someday I'll crack the code on that#All this to say I started the Ifrit angst thing and I am forcing myself to not post a single peice of it until it is DONE#but also my words are coming back to me slowly#and writing of multiple varieties is happening off screen#I promise
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Sorry I haven't posted any updates or anything new in a while. I've been having terrible indigestion and losing sleep as a result, so I haven't been super motivated to write or do much. On a positive note, my husband can now feel the baby move! Or at least he can when she cooperates. She's in the habit of squirming around a lot until I tell him so he can feel her and then stops for a break so that he can't.
#he was surprised by how hard she kicked him the other day#and asked me if it hurt#it does not#im almost 28 weeks#so we're getting close to the last trimester
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#why is throne of glass so popular and was recommended to me so many times#i literally cannot handle the first few chapters#i'm going to have to tell my friend who literally shoved the whole box series at me to read that i cannot stand these books#i even tried reading a little bit of the sequel to see if it gets better#it does not#why are people calling it the best fantasy books they've ever read help 😭😭#sam rambles#(if you liked this series i'm not trying to yuck someone's yum it's truly a subjective thing#i'm just kind baffled
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i went driving today, almost hit multiple animals cause i didn't see it, got distracted and drove into a bush, and had an anxiety attack (tears and everything).
But i got ice cream after so....
#curses my one track mind#i shouldn't drive#i hate everything#it would work#if there was no people#or bushes#2nd time#ive almost ruined my life#bc of a bush#they're out there#and they are watching#tears pouring down my face#as i try to cover it saying#it comes with me focusing#it does not
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Which ghoul is eating cookie dough even if it’s not the edible kind
#and why is it Dew#his logic is he’s a fire ghoul so it’ll just cook when he eats it#it does not#he gets sick everytime but doesn’t stop#the band ghost#shitghosting#nameless ghouls#golfball thoughts
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