#bc of a bush
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i went driving today, almost hit multiple animals cause i didn't see it, got distracted and drove into a bush, and had an anxiety attack (tears and everything).
But i got ice cream after so....
#curses my one track mind#i shouldn't drive#i hate everything#it would work#if there was no people#or bushes#2nd time#ive almost ruined my life#bc of a bush#they're out there#and they are watching#tears pouring down my face#as i try to cover it saying#it comes with me focusing#it does not
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hi just wanna say you draw the old rat man (england) very well, I love him in your style! and france too, absolutely beautiful art. but especially toni <3
Ahhh thank you!! You are very sweet anon 😭❤️❤️ I barely draw England and France but you inspired me so here you go ❤️❤️❤️
#also no Toni here bc I blacked out but THANK YOU#HES hiding in the bushes he’s gonna wing man#hetalia#aph england#aph britain#hws england#hws britain#aph france#hws france#fruk
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a very tired (and angry) dyke summer is underway, whos with me
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#dykeposting#me#nsft#t4t nsft#dyke nsft#trans nsft#lesbian nsft#transmasc nsft#dyke summer#im so fucking tired#queer nsft#nb nsft#i hate that my body is nsft lol#bush nsft#tummy nsft#abs nsft#hell (nsft)#like this one is understandably nsft cause bush and stuff but when its just my chest and i dont tag it as nsft people get ANGRY at me#just bc u sexualize parts of my body does not mean that it (or I) am inherently sexual. fuck off.
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Consider this: Red Sniper hard at work on the field and he sees a Blu Medic who's just been abandoned by his team. Sniper can't help but spare him, though he shoots the inconsiderate Blu heavy that left medic alone in the first place
Yes this is medic x sniper propaganda
This took ages but goddamnit was it SO worth it, your honor i love their weird stalking hunter/prey romance.
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 fanart#tf2 medic#tf2 sniper#snipermedic#bush medicine#tf2 heavy#i ship snipermedic bcs of u now btw#my art#asked
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we say steve will be captivated if eddie ever actually takes care of his curls but what if during the process of Trying To Flirt eddie's like. well. steve's a Hair Guy right. i'll do Hair. and so he gets an actual hair care expert or like a magazine and does his hair as instructed and his curls are no longer a frizzy mess but instead neat, pretty little ringlets
and like. Project Flirt With Steve has been mostly successful so far even if they aren't dating yet, just kind of enjoying the back-and-forth, so he's expecting that when he walks into family video with his new hairdo steve might like. drop tapes or start drooling or something
but instead steve like. barely glances at him. goes back to what he was doing. doesn't even say hi like he usually would. and eddie's like ??? this isn't going as planned. and he goes up to the counter and robin goes oh eddie! new look? and that makes steve take a second glance. and he certainly does drop the tapes he was holding. but only because he's busy half-yelling 'WHAT DID YOU DO' with like a horrified look on his face
recovers enough to like. poke eddie's hair. like who are you and what did you do with my hot grungy metalhead you look like a poodle had sex with a haunted victorian doll. and it ends up with eddie just. laying face down on the floor while steve attacks his head with a brush and a hairdryer bc apparently he's not MEANT to have silky glossy curls.
just the biggest backfire in the history of flirtationships that may have pushed their get-together date back by several weeks
#not described here is the sound of pure grief and loss steve makes when he realises the guy who just walked into the store is eddie#who no longer looks like some feral creature that's wandered out of a bush to ravish steve#listen steve's eyes are bad he recognises people by hair shape bc he refuses to get glasses#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things
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I just took such good late night nudes but they're definitely too explicit to post here :((( big sad
#cant even post a crumb of coochie these days#how else am i supposed to show off the bush!!!!!#bitts posts#cant even post em on fetlife bc im on hiatus there
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(^_^)🌺🔪
#a small detail that unfortunately got lost bc these bushes - pierre is holding a corsican vendetta knife - a well-known symbol of vengeance#I think.. it matters..?#and the pattern at the top (on the sides) is like the pattern on a corsican knife#stardew valley art#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#sdv#sdv art#sdv fanart#stardew#stardew valley pierre#sdv pierre#pierre sdv#stardew valley morris#sdv morris#morris sdv#pierre x morris#morris x pierre#art#artwork#my art#my art shit#artists on tumblr#fanart#fanart on tumblr#vilka post
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i am falling, like a stone, like a storm being born again into the sweet morning fog.
tholian web // amok time // i'm your man, mitski // the wrath of khan // the search for spock // francessa, hozier // the voyage home // the morning fog, kate bush
#this was originally supposed to be about spock and his rebirth bc i was listening to kate bush#but then it devolved into whatever this is#death + grief + love + rebirth + dragging him out of hell#idk#spirk#star trek#spock
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the punk besties ever..
#only posting a wip bc im in love with it but im tired and i dont want it to die#sophie foster#tam song#sotam#technically?#platonically!#kotlc headcanons#kotlc#kotlc fanart#keeper of the lost cities#PUNK NOT EMO#fanart#just a girl and the homo she found in the bushes#that's a joke
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Usopp being the best wingman ever and being like "You know Luffy Sanji really isn't a big fan of bugs. We can TOTALLY use that to our advantage"
Ten minutes later Luffy's got Sanji in his arms clinging to him like a koala scared out of his MIND bc he saw a spider in the kitchen (conveniently placed there by Usopp) and Luffy looks over Sanji's shoulder to see Usopp hiding behind the mast giving him a thumbs up like this
#Listen I may not like HTTYD 3 but the scene where Hiccup wingmans Toothless from the bushes is SO iconic#Usopp would do the same thing#(And Sanji 100% took advantage and ran straight to Luffy too. Usopp is also wingmanning for him. LMAO)#But honestly same Sanji I too am terrified of bugs and spiders#Sanji: Spider spider SPIDER SPIDERSPIDER LUFFY HELP HELP HELP H E L P#Luffy with his arms wide open: :DDDDDDD#Usopp watching from behind the mast: :DDDDDD#Later Nami chews them out bc using scare tactics to get them closer together is NOT cool#Nami: Next time just give him flowers or something!!#Nami: GOD. Men. Smh#Sanlu#Lusan#One Piece#Luffy#Sanji#Usopp#Shima speaks
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• Lt. Bush •
[ reblog please instead of only liking and save an artist's life ✨ commissions open ✨ ko-fi ]
#hornblower#horatio hornblower#lieutenant bush#lt. bush#william bush#lieutentant william bush#paul mcgann#hornblower mutiny#hornblower retribution#hornblower loyalty#hornblower duty#hornblower fanart#hornblower art#digital portrait#digital art#full colour painting#god i wanna do things to that man…….. i am unwell actually#every once in a while i remember paul mcgann exists and i go crazy with want#and then i forget again for a few years#anyway. i'm declaring this finished bc i'm THIS close to overworking it#(although i keep finding stuff i'm not happy with.#well at least i was able to make my mind up about the background)#(also if i had one wish i'd like that splashes brush without the paint blobs. just the splashes please)#(i forgot erasers existed for like. 20 minutes. life got harder but i made it.)#anyway here you go *releases this picture like a bird from its cage*
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"negative effects from 10 year wait for solavellan closure were minimal, study finds"
#solavellan#solas#yall need to stop encouraging me#i am drawing a massive fucking crestwood piece complete with little forgetmenot flowers hidden in the fucking bushes#yeah everything is a wip i have no time to finish anything#ok did i ever tell yall about the fucking. forgetmenot flower headcanon i have#that solas randomly. in the emerald graves. ties some fmn flowers to lavellans staff while they're chatting near a dreadwolf statue#and then at the exalted plains she takes one of those flowers and leaves it as the offering to the dreadwolf at that shrine#while he's like. gripping his staff for dear life bc wtf wtf is she doing does she know? no she doesnt know. he confirms. she's just sweet#and he jokes about it being a nice gesture and she's like oh i bet hope your not jealous i gave one of your flowers to the dreadwolf#pina art
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naruto crack au where kakashi manages to successfully drill the "never abandon your comrades" thing into team seven's heads
so when sasuke deserts naruto and sakura immediately desert with him. like he gets to the village gates and they're just waiting for him bags packed like "what took u so long we doing this or what"
he tries to get them to go back bc of course he does. "no you losers this is about me i'm going to kill my brother. also i'll have to kill my best friend for the super sharingan and you two are like the only people i talk to". but they do not listen. teamwork sasuke we will defeat your brother (OUR brother #communism) with the power of teamwork. just like kakashi-sensei said
suddenly orochimaru has to deal with three horrible little goblins with an even more codependent relationship than his old team
#naruto#team seven#orochimaru's favorite is sakura bc she's smart and respectful and gives kabuto headaches#kabuto's favorite is naruto bc he thinks he's funny#nobody's favorite is sasuke. he's fine with that tho#also sakura can still summon slugs she made a bet with tsunade ahead of time for the right to make the contract#kakashi keeps trying to get his team back but keeps approaching them one on one#which always ends in whoever he's talking to going ''i can't abandon my teammates sensei wtf''#obito is watching all of this from the bushes and laughing his ass off#the sound five live bc. nobody bothered to tell tsunade team seven had left until it was way too late#orochimaru keeps her updated tho#every time kakashi tries to sneak in and steal his kids back oro sends him back with pictures of how they're doing#''little sakura-chan is making excellent progress with chakra scalpels! you must be so proud! oh wait''#she hopes he dies#oro tells naruto who his parents are to spite jiraiya#unfortunately he does this when they're all still annoying little thirteen-year-old shitheads#so sakura and sasuke are both furious and don't talk to either of them for a day#they don't even know what they're mad about they're just Mad#meanwhile sakura's parents are happy to hear she's doing well and hope she writes soon#they don't. they don't really get the treason thing#team hebi/taka still forms ofc#it's an absolute disaster#sakura's a little sad when they finally ditch orochimaru bc she'd actually really enjoyed learning from him#like yeah he was an absolutely horrible human being but. she learned a lot!#he comes back later ofc#there's sorta an awkward moment when naruto finds out gaara got abducted and demands to go after him#sasuke: ok have fun#sakura: we're going too#sasuke: fuck#orochimaru: tell sasori i said hiiiii~ <3
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The way this is the first time Hornblower ever displays any love for anybody
#i've seen this quote posted before but this is my first time reading it with the full context and its making me insane#like up to this point you still don't know if hornblower actually even likes bush because he’s the king of repressing every feeling ever#and then outta nowhere you're hit with 'pleading and tender' and all the implications of that!!! ok#the intimacy is extra poignant bc these books barely have it#why did nobody tell me that hornblower is a casually devastating treatise on male emotional repression#idek if it was intentional honestly i think there was just something wrong with cs forester#hornblower
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this one's for all the yuri enjoyers out there — nsft under cut
meronia event prompt(s): scar
#death note#mello#near#meronia#meroniaevent#fem mello#fem near#i had fun w this one!! i love drawing yuri even though i dont do it nearly as much as i want lol#also i love drawing bush thumbs up emoji#i let the lines be messier bc my hands have been a little sore and i am not in the mood for linework#and in honor of yuri day i should get to do whatever i want forever peace and love on planet yuri#anyway i didnt know what to do w near's hair but decided to keep it short bc i didnt want to cover her back for composition reasons#sorry for posting so late i woke up at like 10am which is late for me as of late and had school shit to do boooo#also im in the mood to talk so i made a pot pie today (no meat im vegetarian) and i followed no recipes and used my heart to make#it and i did so well it fucks so hard my heart always leads me to greatness and recipes do nothing for me bc im a culinary genius#<-blatantly untrue but we stay silly#oh!!! and also i got a thing in the mail the thing being a weevil plushie i ordered a bit back that i bought on a whim that i should not#have bought bc im saving my money but actually he makes my life a million bajillion times better and i love him dearly#anyway meronia event is making my life so much better i feel 100% better than i did 2 days ago and hopefully the joy this brings#me will stay w me for long enough to get through the rest of my summer classes bc they are killing me lol. my current ones are ending#in like a week or smth but i have 2 more in july *sobs* all this just to graduate a semester early#k anyway enjoy the yuri ...or dont. im not the boss of u. ig
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Not all mer are made equal
Morning at the campsite lmao
#skyrim modded followers#nebarra skyrim#caryalind thallery#skyrim taliesin#tes#bosmer oc#acyl art#cas ties his hair back like tally bc otherwise he looks like bush camouflage#castians mug says no 1 wizard
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