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so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

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The in sync pearl clutch. These gayasses really do share a brain cell.

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ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.

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sorry for not responding i just dont have the mental capacity to hold a conversation anymore

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Louis backstage at the Oasis concert in Cardiff - 04.07

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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you wouldn’t download a #louis in 1d.

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Tiny Cerberus will keep you in hell with it’s cuteness!

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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i swear my consequences dont even have actions

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CHAPPELL ROAN performing at Øya Festival (August 6, 2025)