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notdexterousatall · 15 days ago

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I'm probably not going to watch the new Harry Potter HBO series when it comes out. Or, at least, it would take some pretty incredible reviews to get me to pirate it.

BUT. If I had creative control over this series. If I could make one (1) change to the story and worldbuilding. It would be to nerf apparation.

As a functional plot device for the DH storyline it is obviously extremely necessary. I get why it was introduced later in the series (even though all the prior books make it obvious it was a retcon.) But I stg instantaneous teleportation for every adult witch or wizard with VERY few limits is SUCH a terrible thing to introduce to a story that already has so many other creative magical transportation options. WHY isn't this a Voldemort or Dumbledore level skill??? HP wizards are so overpowered. It could have been limited to only one of the trio being able to apparate, and not well. DH does still function as a story with that change. It's like putting a speedster in your superhero movie. You just have to kill them I'm sorry. I'm beginning to think that all of my HP fic ideas are born out of my incredible need to put hard limits on apparation. (If she didn't want me to hate apparation she shouldn't have given me flying broomsticks and magical trains, I'm just saying.)

(If I had the power to make many many changes to the new HP series, I would completely overhaul the magical world's economic system. It makes NO SENSE. WHY would a post-scarcity society function like this. WHAT DO YOU MEAN there is a duplication spell. Aaagggghhhh it gives me hives. This is the source of the rest of my fic ideas.)

#harry potter #harry potter meta #hp #hp meta #apparation #jkr's inability to do math and unconstrained power leveling #the banes of my existence #i am yet again constructing a fic about the ability to time travel breaking the space time continuum #specifically to nerf all these fuckin wizards #(and put harry x tom/voldemort in wacky situations until they give in (give up) and kiss)#the tomarrymort shipping began as a private fuck you to jkr and quickly became my otp #they're real soulmates in the worst way possible and i love that for them #that's separate from this post tho lol

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graciebrams · 16 days ago

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they need to invent a sister and mother that are nicer to me

#im so tired im so very tired #the banes of my existence

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citricacidprince · 7 months ago

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Was forced to get a new phone today

#Bluetooth earbuds are the bane of my fucking existence and I hate them so fucking bad #I NEED those wired buds to fiddle with my hands when I’m anxious #I also like not having to fucking CHARGE the things I’m listening to stuff with #I hate this future this sucks bootyass #prince rambles in this chilies tonight

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nosnexus · 3 months ago

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This is what it's like having a wife cooler than you

#dimension 20 #d20 #dimension 20 fanart #never stop blowing up #d20 nsbu #my art #It's done and Lucy's hair continues to be the bane of my existence #I'll have to up my game with the composition next time

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asweetprologue · 1 year ago

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did you guys know that octoroks appear in every zelda title except Twilight Princess

#the BANE of my EXISTENCE #when I started playing the ORIGINAL 1986 GAME and these motherfuckers were ALREADY the biggest nuisance in the game #forget ganon what fucking octopus cursed all of hyrule to a thousand thousand years of death by octorok #zelda #legend of zelda #skyward sword #a link to the past #ocarina of time #link #totk #botw #my art #side note i've decided to start post any fan art I do on this blog instead of my little art side blog because it's just easier for me

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starkspi · 3 months ago

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From "Managerial Liberties" on AO3 by @miribalis (where they collect fallen angels like shiny Pokémon at the hotel), it makes me really happy (and has my heart).

#lucifer looks like shit in this but im gonna off myself if i have to touch this again #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #radioapple #alastor #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel comic #appleradio #my art #I LOVE ADAM SO MUCH IN THIS FIC!#i always liked him but he's just so stupid i like him even more now #drawing soft alastor is the bane of my existence #it always looks wrong and im just SO BAD at it #oh and i have a new ipad and im unstoppable now #and can i please have 100 more chapters of this fanfiction?#the writing is EVERYTHING god

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ideksams · 16 days ago

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i'm kind of wilding over twiyor right now 😭😳 (wip)

#a wip of page 3 out of 4 that i noticed kinda stands on it's own HAHA #spy x family #loid forger #yor forger #twiyor #spy x family comic #spy x family fanart #anime #manga #my art #heh... lol #this comic is the bane of existence but also my own favorite so far #and i'm coloring it too 🤭#help

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darie-vox · 2 months ago

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My god I hate him <3333

Gestures are really fun to do with his body type, especially the wings

#gabriel ultrakill #Gabriel #ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #ultrakill fanart #darieart #i fucking hate that man (he is in my head 24/7)#I wanted to give him wings on the head but it was too cluttered-#-So wing halo it is lol #I want to get my style to be looser #I’m very focused on lines but then they aren’t even visible #Also rendering anything is the bane of my existance #I don’t want to render I want to sketch #my dad said he would kill himself in those heels and I 100% agree

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suspendingtime · 5 months ago

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ANTHONY || KATE BRIDGERTON 2.02 || 3.01 ↳ dutiful hand flexing, requested by @mimix007 (insp).

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gaygraviturgist · 1 year ago

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everyone stop what youre doing

kyle assigned an incident to himself and appears to actually be working on it

truly a greater miracle has never been witnessed

#work stuff #hope yall enjoy my rants about kyle #and australian stephen #the banes of my existence

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godmerlin · 6 months ago

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Merlin 4x10 A Herald of the New Age

#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #colin morgan #bradley james #merlinedit #merlingifs #my gifs #coloring dark scenes is the bane of my existence #also love moments like this directly before an extremely serious heart breaking scene <33 #merthur

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stewykablooey · 6 months ago

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#if you dont follow me on my main blog know that im chin deep in a challengers extravaganza #bisexual childhood best friends truly the goddamn bane of my existence #succession #kenstewy #challengers #m

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sunny-knight · 15 days ago

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“Don’t… don’t tell him you think dingbat fonts are cool.”

AUGH @forgettable-au fanart :3 been on another roll with it (in agony constantly)

theres some untranslated wingdings cause i love translating it myself, hope others do too :D

not confident on how “canon” or in-character this is but- I HAD FUN this AU has really got me in the rendering spirit, I really enjoy taking inspiration but also adding mu own silly twists on it and AAA everything looks even more tasty now

I view this as them in New Home after getting something to eat (after the last page update) and heading back the same way since Alphys’ place is on the way to The Lab. The font convo comes back up again and then yeah

Alsoooo if youre interested in behind the scenes stuff heres the speedpaint :3

also i never poster about this- but i had another forgettable dream. it didn’t make any godamn sense. I woke up and drew the only scene I could remember:

Wingdings and Sans had a fight and ig wingdings killed Sans 😭😭😭 in a stairwell for some reason

and current Sans, Papyrus brother Sans, is like watching all of this and was brought here by Lancer like a Ghost Of Christmas Past type situation. Idk why. I choose not to attempt to make sense of this anymore. But i swear this is an actual dream i had 😭