#the baddest bitch i know

[infinite-intimidator]

my freedom on the edge of the knife

i will fucking kill for my life

[shihoerusu]

[queensilvy]

*the intro to Dancing Queen*

Queen Silvia of Sweden almost immediately:

+ bonus silvy:

[theylovevenus]

Hit Me Baby One More Time!!!!

[pcktknife]

generally I just don't think elves are all that hot. like they look nice, yes. but there's just a certain vibe you gotta have to reach the level of being hot and elves never really get there in a way thats 100% 'mhm that's hot'. they're like really pretty antique vases nice to look at and admire for a lil bit but I mean im not gonna fuck the vase.

[angelxd-3303]

I recently started reading "Baddest of the Badlands" By @super-mollio , and my hand slipped.

If you haven't, bop on over and read this fic, I promise you won't regret it! I'm absolutely loving it so far, and I can't wait for the next chapter to come out.

[phatkochi]

What if Steven is a boyfailure or nerd disguised as a chad jock

[warrenworthington3]

The thing about Jessamy is that they gave Dream a friend!! The show changed the very first comic to give Dream a loyal friend!! She waited ten years for him, never leaving his side, waiting for the right moment!!! He grieved her for over a century!! The first scene in the show of Dream is of Jessamy flying and landing on his shoulder. Like they're friends!! They love each other!!! It feels like a small change but in reality it's huge bc it humanized Dream from the very first moment we see him. By making Jessamy care about him, it made us the audience care about him. Look at this man. Not a god, just a man, trapped and alone, with friends who miss him and want him to come home.

[gordonsicedcoffee]

And you, huh? What about you? What sort of shady shit have you been up to, hmm?

I'm a Senior V.P. for a real estate development company.

JULIE BENZ as BRIT STEVENSON SAW V (2008) dir. David Hackl

[raguonmynieceandnephew]

THEY DIDN'T FISH HIM OUT. HE WAS SUMMONED. NAH BITCH, WHAT YALL NOT GONNA DO IS MESS WITH MY MAN.

[cigrettesmokermills]

how people think the puppy pack is

liam: the leader

mason: the brain

theo: the criminal

corey: the big softie

hayden: the baddest bitch alive

how the puppy pack really is

hayden: the leader

theo: the brain

mason: the criminal

liam: the big softie

corey: the baddest bitch alive

[cupiidzbow]

god actually. rattling my metal cup against the bars of my cell. mar.io series self shippers if you’re out there send me a sign. i already have quite a few but please . i hunger

[strawberriianime]

drippin in b!tches

♡ giyu tomioka relationship headcanons

♡ giyu pulls the baddest bitches 10000%

♡ cw: mentions of sex, talk of oral sex and public sex, basically sex talk!

✰ When everyone first saw you they were like ???? Giyu’s so (quiet and “weird”) and you’re like the baddest bitch in the world??

✰ Sanemi and Obanai definitely thought you were being held captive. He refused to accept and believe that Giyu could even pull someone as fine as you.

✰ Tengen 1000000% thought about asking you to be a 4th wife.

✰ He’s just standing there hella awkward and you’re just clinging to his arm, he’s dating you and he’s confused as well. 

✰ Seeing that a lot of people found you attractive boosted his ego though, he was proud of himself!

✰ Rengoku was excited for him because he assumed Giyu was lonely and needed some company.

✰ You can bake well so Muichiro and Mitsuri stop by your house often because your cookies>>>>

✰ Now you two met by “chance”, it was his birthday he seemed lonely so you just popped up by him. You knew he was a hashira and had been plotting on him. 

✰ He was sweating bullets when you first asked him to spend the night with you. He didn’t sleep the whole night and was stiff as a log. 

✰ Your first kiss happened after he came back from a “long” mission (it was a week). Although you couldn’t tell, but his ear’s turned as red as a strawberry.

✰ NOW, the good stuff!

✰ The first time you guys had sex it was 1000000000000000/10. Listen Giyu might be awkward at times but that has NOTHING to do with sex ok! 

✰ You guys took each other’s virginity, the guys busy as hell so he never had time (nor put in the effort) to actually lose his v-card. 

✰ He’s packing okay, and just the right size! He’s a good 7.5 inches, quite thick with a slight curve and it hits alllll the right places. 

✰ He doesn’t have the highest sex drive but he has more than enough stamina to keep up with you. He can go a good 3 rounds.

✰ He wouldn’t admit it but he lovesssssssss getting head especially if he’s had a long day. 

✰ You guys are like polar opposites when it comes to sex. You’re riskier and he’s more private, you do the majority of the teasing BUT that doesn’t mean you the dominant one. 

✰ Considering you are so risky, he’s mastered the art of getting head with a straight face. There was this time you were giving him head while he was at a desk, and Tengan walked in talking about some nonsense and his face was just blank, which isn’t far off for him.

✰ He’s not a moaner, more of a deep groaner. Occasionally, he has let out a small whine here and there but that is very rare.

✰ He would be the type to cum inside, but not for any specific purpose. He’d just rather keep the mood going than pull out (not like you mind).

✰ He’s a ass man but he’s also a boob guy. He lovessssss sucking at your nipples, doing that alone is enough to make him cum on the spot (he has before).

✰ He’s very sensitive, so it doesn't take much to make him cum, the first time you guys had sex if you blew on his dick hard enough he’s cum.

✰ His fingering skills are out of this world, he could make you cum in 1-minute max if he really went hard enough.

✰ Sex with Giyu is special, he’s not the type to just fuck you like an animal. He’s sensual and passionate. The pace is not too slow or not too fast. He creates a steady rhythm, but if asked or if he’s already in that mood he’d go rougher.

✰ Passionate kisser now! He loves kissing, especially when you two are alone and he’s sitting down and you plopped on his pay facing him. He sucks on your tongue while you two kiss, if anything makes him submissive it’s kissing. 

✰ If you ass makes contact with his dick on accident, just know he’s hard. Random small things get him horny. Rubbing lotion on yourself? Hard. Hair pulled up? Hard. He’s just so into you that anything you do can get him started.

✰ There’s a chance that Sanemi walked in on you two having sex, he gave Giyu the stink eye for a week. 

✰ Sanemi told Tengan and Obanai, Tengan told Rengoku and whomp everyone knows Giyu is sexually active! Although they know he’s been dating you, they’re still like ???? Tengan thought Giyu would just give you a long hug and walk away.

✰ Yeah, they’re still like Giyu (camera pans to him with a tumbleweed in the background) is fucking you (camera pans with hearts and rainbows). If Giyu can get bad bitches so can the rest of the world, even Gyutaro (100 emojis)

[lady-starkiller]

the fact I wasn't alive to go to a bruce springsteen concert in the 1980s...FUCK

[mx-princey]

What if Alphys and Mettaton didn't really know what humans really looked like so Mettaton's Snatched Waist Hot Pink Bad Bitch Robot Body was a genuine approximation of what they thought the average human looks like and when they actually get to the surface Mettaton is like. Alphys, WTF? Don't think your anime were even close to the mark on this

[simonsaysletsgo]

Personally, I think Leah Cornick, for her great sacrifice of being mated to Bran for 200 fucking years should just get to be a bitch to whomever she wants. Shes earned it.