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being normal about faction paradox again
#ran out of EDAs so i read dead romance and now im spiralling back into it#the audios fuck actually#ive made myself a silly little reading order list#except i can't track down half of the list#though to be fair disregarding continuity and appropriate reading order is. kinda the point of faction paradox#anyway instead of the way-too-upbeat theme song for the audios i think they should have had 30 seconds of bone and meat sounds
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the thing about trying to recommend fiction podcasts to someone who isn't familiar with them is that not only are so so many genres represented but also the level of production can fall anywhere from "basically an audiobook" to "major motion picture minus the pictures"
#original#idk just something i think about sometimes#you can read a description to get a sense of the genre/plot/vibe but you truly dont know What exactly youre getting into till you listen#with nonfiction podcasts it tends to be easier to get a read on whether its gonna be like. some buddies fucking around with a mic#or more like a whole documentary#or with fiction books there can be different framings but the actual makeup of the thing is almost always the same#idk what im saying at this point i need to stop putting so much bullshit in tags#whatever#audio drama
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Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!
Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*
Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!
#original#the last unicorn#tlu#peter s beagle#molly gru#schmendrick#schmendrick the magician#two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first!#my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped!#no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different.#to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life!#but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol#because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb#the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!!#my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘#i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful.#and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE#mostly zoro's blades from One Piece#normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and#then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU#and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele
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Game night ruined.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#wang lingjiao#If the assorted Jiang disciples look familiar it's because they are the same as the disciples in the LWJ in Yunmeng Jiang AU comics!#I decided that if I was going to have background characters come up a lot I may as well solidify a few designs.#We are following MLP background character rules in the sense there are more disciples around but these guys fill in for them#Do they have names? No(t yet).#I just think the jiang disciples are very sweet and cute in the audio drama. I hope nothing bad happens to them.#(let me have me fun and whimsy with them before...you know...)#I feel like I totally missed an opportunity to set WLJ up as an 'Um Actually" girl.#“you're hitting on my man? UM ACTUALLY get BURNT”#“You want to fly kites? UM ACTUALLY It's offensive to my sect so get fucked”#“UM ACTUALLY we're setting up a supervisory office here”#“You want me to stay? UM ACTUALLY I think we pissed off some ghosts so I'm outtie <3”#Do you see the lost potential here? I'm furious at myself for not seeing it sooner.
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caterpillar? more like cu. more like cunty. cuntypil. um.
#you're honor he's a bastard and a capitalist but despite his faults i love him very much#so i think he should be Absolved of all crimes and allowed to stay silly w/ it#he's really The Guy of all time...#cant wait to see more of him!!!#man now i gotta go listen to his audios i need to hear his goofy ass voice again <3#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#howdy pillar#blowing him a kiss and then chucking the communist manifesto at his tube head#i could radicalize him...#no actually i dont think Anyone could#he doesnt even get paid. he's out there scamming and lying for shits and gigs#i fear that he's beyond redemption but That's Okay!!!#i support howdy pillar rights AND wrongs <3#i have faith that he'll pay through suffering The Horrors and fuck knows what else <3#i need him to get tossed around like a ragdoll in a rabid dog's mouth#tear the bitch apart! (said so so So affectionately)
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can’t let the homies know i fw bf asmr
(i swear im normal i swear to fucking god it’s not what you think i swear to god it’s not what you think they have lore there’s actual stories within the porn don’t even look at the porn look at the stories look at the lore please look at the lore)
#boyfriend asmr#redactedasmr#good boy audios#yuurivoice#yuzuya#im so fucking tired#tired of ur bullshit OHHHHH#my guilty pleasure#guilty pleasure meaning sleep aids i can fall asleep to#not guilty actually im not ashamed#it’s SOCIETY guys
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sorry sorry i had to take that compilation post and make it all about five. im sorry
#also im sorry if the screencaps i picked dont actually make sense?? i havent gotten to fives era yet so im going off of his audios and#some vibes. also sorry if turlough and five dont wanna fuck i guess i made that up in my brain for funsies#nobody tell me whats actually happening in these caps btw <3 i dont wanna be spoiled for when i get there#fifth doctor#tegan jovanka#nyssa of traken#vislor turlough#doctor who
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the duality of des
also bonus alternatives because this man's vocabulary is inherently hilarious:
#professor layton#desmond sycamore#aurora#jean descole#aurora professor layton#>>mango(t)art#the mental audio image of descole saying ''fucking has-been bumpkin'' is too strong#imo ''fucking small-minded dullard'' or fool/nitwit just don't roll off the tongue quite as well but they do hit in their own ways#alas i drew memes more than the art i am trying to actually do on a deadline what kind of priority dysfunction is this my dude
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the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.
#jack facts#like do they think we don't notice#i truly do hate it here#i really do think that we should get to a ''you ruined it for everyone'' threshhold with ads at this point tbh#circulating ads should be a need based allowance#below a certain nw you can circulate as many ads as you want provided they follow guidelines#then above a certain nw you get a quota. you can have x number of ads circulating at a time.#and i don't mean distinct different ads that can be put wherever. no. if you have an ad on youtube that counts as one#and if you put the SAME AD on a different platform or tv channel or at the fucking gas station pumps or on a billboard or ANYWHERE#each different instance of the ad counts as another ad in your quota!#& if you have like a 1min skippable + a 30sec unskippable v of the same ad on the same platform. that counts as two. FUCK you.#and then above another nw line. you cannot have ads at all. bye you don't need them they serve no purpose they are just annoyances.#also paying influencers to hawk your shit counts as ads! fuck you!! paid word of mouth is not actual wom that is also an ad! fuck you!!!#oh u want ppl to rec ur product & u don't have any ad spots left?? well sugar you better have a fucking good product then lol :) fuck you#also if a co breaks an ad reg that co and any co it owns/parents can never make another fucking ad ever again in its existence#AND if a ceo breaks an ad reg w one co then disbands it and makes a new co and breaks ad reg w that one#then the CEO or any co they have ANY % ownership or investment in can never make an ad ever again. FUCK you.#charities/nonprofits and sole proprietorships get one (1) appeal to a total ad ban#that's IT!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONE MORE THING. ''pay us not to see ads on our platform/app/other thing'' should also be illegal.#''pay us for basic ass functions'' illegal. pay to win. illegal. sale/product announcements in things that are not press. illegal.#creating an ad or listing for something that doesn't exist and only manufacturing it after it is purchased. illegal.#ads that are full screen when a user has not already selected full screen on a video player. illegal.#pop up ads. illegal.#ads with audio on a platform that doesn't. illegal. video ads on a platform that doesn't have video. illegal.#ads w epilepsy triggers. illegal everywhere forever always w out needing to be reported by consumers. cannot be circulated in the 1st place#ads w graphic violence or soundscapes that mimic it. see epilepsy triggers.#ads for things that are not actually consumer products. illegal.#anything else u want to circulate like an ad must go thru other regs to qualify as psa or edu. if it doesn't qualify tough shit get fucked.#[insert gif collage of people talking extensively while wildly gesturing for emphasis here]
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I have compeltely lost it🥳
#not even watermarking these i dont want to be associated with them#WHY do i always have to pull a rarepair out my ass#shokohime is a beloved classic that actually makes sense why must i rebuke it#(i dont rebuke it i just like them better for no reason)#idk i was watching a yuki edit with the 'all she eat is dick *loud correct ding*' audio#and suddenly my gut said that is NOT right#and i was like wdym gut?#and shokos face flashed through my mind with the force of one thousand suns#so yeah. i fucked myself over#not even gonna pretend other people ship this cause its crazy#like yuki and choso are CUTE i dont MIND them which is crazy for a straight ship#but something inside me screams WOMAN KISSER at yuki#i choose to listen to the voices#anyways their ship name is cute either way its either yoko or shuki#watch that mean dickpussy in japanese id laugh#but yeah ignore me#shoko ieiri#yuki tsukumo#shuki#cw suggestive#suggestive#wlw#(idk why im pretending thats a tag)#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#chiquilines draws
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i think corrupted sydney would love nicki minaj send ask
fellow barbz where u at
#i actually dont listen to nicki minaj a lot but i remember the starships and super bass era#this was supposed to be a bit longer but i think when i was messing with the audio settings i kinda fucked it up#so i just put the usable part in#im actually curious as to what u guys think the li's music taste are#it doesnt sound muffled on my phone lol sorry abt that mobile users#franswers#sydney the fallen#degrees of lewdity#my art
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Imma be honest with you man. It's over for you dawg. We're putting you in the retirement home. Now, legally, I can't say what happens in the retirement home, uh, but I can say that we're putting you inside of it. And... it's- it's over man. It's done.
#I do actually think Shamura is cool I promise ok#also I love the “We're putting you in the contraption dawg” audio it's so fucking good.#cotl#cotl lamb#cotl shamura#cult of the lamb#ivy’s scribblings
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How Symmetra's story arc is going to end actually, trust
(Blizzard, make this trio's animation once and for all, and my life is yours)
#overwatch 2#overwatch#symmetra#lucio#lifeweaver#satya vaswani#niran pruksamanee#lucio correia dos santos#symweaver#symmphony#lucio x lifeweaver#starlight dancing#i fucked it up a lil but I dont care actually#forgot how annoying it is to make these lmaoooo#i heard the audio and laughed and wanted to make a silly video of them together
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I thought I'd share this bc I am on my knees pray like yes sir, what the sound says 🤭🤭
he’s so fucking fine istg i’ve never seen anyone finer than my man 🗣️🔊
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I can't believe I made one of these audios in the year of 2023. This took 2 hours. Someone strike me down
#these audios put me into like an actual trance it's been years and i'm still obsessed with them#i wanted to add the tardigrades and/or food cube for people who like to party and the turtles lines so bad but i couldn't make them fit :(#lucas miller#taz balance#the adventure zone#thezonecast#god i fucking live in the lucas tag sorry for all the lucasposting he activates my autism neurons#i'll post more camp camp soon i swear
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For 🌾 --but anyone's invited to listen and imagine sucking me off and then getting sucked off in turn - the more the merrier ;) Read the time stamps below to know what to expect!
But 🌾, know I absolutely was imagining you, my perfect little slut, while recording this while super high. (btw the audio is not great the first few minutes but it gets better)
Also, while listening through my audio to make the time stamps below, I got really turned on and stroked my cock the whole time 😳 Autoandrophilia is real. Anyway, i'm off to go lay in bed and listen again while imagining you listening so i can finally cum 🤭
0: I kind of ramble while i touch myself in bed after having jerked off in the shower (and again standing on the bath rug lmao), talking about how i never masturbated in the shower until after my tdick grew enough to peek out from under my hood. spraying the shower head up onto it feels so fucking good now, fuck, the idea of you holding the shower head and controlling how much water hits my cock gets me so turned on
2:48 I start imagining you're touching me, stroking my tdick and fingering me exactly how i like
4:30 You kneel in front of me and start sucking my cock, following my instructions to slip your tongue from the head of my cock down to my hole while you keep fingering me so deep
6: I pull your hair so you mouth is pressed balls deep around my cock until I cum in your mouth, twice, while you lick every last drop of cum
7:35 Now it's your turn for me to suck you off 😇 I tell you i'm going to make you cum in my mouth and that you're going to love it, my perfect slut
9:20 I promise i'll make you cum soon-- you have till the last 20 seconds of the audio to cum if you want to imagine cumming into my mouth while i continue to suck and lick every last drop from the head of your cock 😘
#tdick#autoandrophilia#audio nsft#transmasc nsft#trans nsft#queer nsft#🌾#i was SO fucking high that#some parts might be a little awkward (and the first few minutes are low quality bc i forgot to hold my phone by my mouth lmao)#but I think you'll still very much enjoy it 😘#oh also last night i promised to post this in the morning#sorry for the delay i was called into work for an unexpected shift :/#but i imagine this is worth the wait. fuck i'm getting SO wet imagining you listening to this while touching yourself#actual escapades#i can't wait to tell me you came listening to this#starlingsays#my audio#starlingchats#sounds of pleasure
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