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why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit

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ive waited as long as i can stand. she's here. she's beautiful. she's everything. i have three more in the fridge and the likelihood is HIGH!!!! that i have at least one more in the next hour

life is so fucked. google won't give me the results for a chocolate and blueberry mousse that i can make right now with the (extremely scant) ingredients i have in my house and little to no effort. ive got frozen blueberries and dark chocolate chips and i DESERVE a little treat!!!!!!!!!! i knowwwwww i don't have "cream" which is "an ingredient in mousse" but like. google baby listen. you know me. you've got to have a recipe in the back that'll work for me. no no not those terrible fad diet recipes on page two. something that'll make me grow new tits so that it can blow them off again. please. please google. im on my period and it's giving me rapunzel's mother-ass cravings. i need this

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IVE SOLVED IT!!!! CHIA SEEDS!!!!!!

now, admittedly this will give me my chocolate pudding many hours down the road. but i WILL have it. and i can make a blueberry compote to put on top. and dark chocolate chips. this will satisfy the beast. i must simply wait

life is so fucked. google won't give me the results for a chocolate and blueberry mousse that i can make right now with the (extremely scant) ingredients i have in my house and little to no effort. ive got frozen blueberries and dark chocolate chips and i DESERVE a little treat!!!!!!!!!! i knowwwwww i don't have "cream" which is "an ingredient in mousse" but like. google baby listen. you know me. you've got to have a recipe in the back that'll work for me. no no not those terrible fad diet recipes on page two. something that'll make me grow new tits so that it can blow them off again. please. please google. im on my period and it's giving me rapunzel's mother-ass cravings. i need this

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life is so fucked. google won't give me the results for a chocolate and blueberry mousse that i can make right now with the (extremely scant) ingredients i have in my house and little to no effort. ive got frozen blueberries and dark chocolate chips and i DESERVE a little treat!!!!!!!!!! i knowwwwww i don't have "cream" which is "an ingredient in mousse" but like. google baby listen. you know me. you've got to have a recipe in the back that'll work for me. no no not those terrible fad diet recipes on page two. something that'll make me grow new tits so that it can blow them off again. please. please google. im on my period and it's giving me rapunzel's mother-ass cravings. i need this

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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

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de devblog - worldbuilding

"Martinaise however is a coastal area. Here our “atmospheric target render” (another expression from the boys in worldbuilding) is encapsulated in the sentence: “I’ll wake up in a new life, shift shape and shoe shine. Damn it all to do now, down by the seaside…” Imagine old pre-revolution military pride dilapidating aside modern misery, while “On The Waterfront” style harbour work goes on in the background. The coast is marked by old Havanaesque architecture now in disrepair, large swathes of which have been demolished to make room for the ever expanding Greater Metropolitan Port of Revachol, which under coalition governance has grown into the world’s largest industrial harbour. Martinaise is where the revolution was ultimately lost. It is on these coasts that coalition forces landed to quell the uprising and it has the mortar scars to prove it. War damage is still apparent on most houses and locals have used the sturdier bits of ruin to support new, decidedly less baroque buildings. The era of Philipppe III The Squanderer (heir of Philip II The Misuser and Catherine The Lavish) is over, even if his ludicrous mounted likeness in bronze somehow survived. You see, among many, many other things, Philippe III also got prodigal with military regalia. It was “one repulsive laugh after the other” with Phillippe. Then the Turn-Of-The-Century Revolution came and wiped it all away. Today the equestrian monument is mostly seen by dockworkers and truck drivers." (x)

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a conversation I had with a woman that struck me

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