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"DON'T PANIC? DON'T PANIC? NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PANIC! I AM PANICKING! I HAVE THE ABILITY TO PANIC! PANICKING IS A THING! IT'S A THING I CAN DO! AND I'M DOING IT! I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING IT BUT IT FEELS APPROPRIATE SO THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
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They like to visit their favorite human every once and a while. [Original Characters]
The building is haunted, but the ghosts get attached to the workers [specifically the older ones who work there.]
The new workers are afraid of encountering them [most probably don't even know they exist and think it's just a rumor] while the older workers are used to them.
They're especially fond of this one guy in particular. He's been working here for 30+ years. They treat him like your indoor cat and he leans into their affection because he's a lonely starved old man who everyone sees as strict and indifferent.
[Note: This affection only extends to the older workers of the haunted building. (New workers have been reported fainting around their presence.) Others will not be treated as nicely. Please keep your distance and notify guards during an encounter.]
#original character#original characters#original character art#original comic#oc#oc art#oc comic#horror#horror ideas#slice of life#writing ideas#I like the idea of this office building being haunted#and having this very scary ghost in there#but also the ghost treats the previous workers like little animals [affectionate]#pspspspsps here kitty kitty#the ghost owns this house#in the ghosts POV: they are just strays coming in whenever they please#because the building actually used to be an old place of the dead that had to be abolished#and now the dead turned into an amalgamation ghosts who haunt this building#anyway#very stoic old man and scary ghost who WILL kill you#they love each other [platonic] [in a family way]#my drawing museum
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man can I just say how adorable Wolf's interaction with Delia in the wedding scene is? When she's explaining her situation he gives her the most understanding looks and it's because they both effectively had the same cause of death. Delia turned her mourning of Charles into part of her performance art, and died from being scammed with asps who were NOT defanged. Wolf wanted to deliver the most authentic performance possible and died from presumably a negligent armorer who didn't bother to check if the grenade was live or not before shooting. both of them were quite literally killed by their art (not by their own faults to be fair but from someone else's irresponsibility). and it's kind of lovely Delia got such a sympathetic escort back to the netherworld who knows her situation firsthand probably better than anyone else
it's weirdly wholesome and empathetic even as their situations were both played for morbid laughs, and if Delia didn't have eyes only for Charles (what's left of him) and Wolf wasn't in a committed relationship with Janet I'd even say I could have seen things going somewhere between them
#beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlejuice beetlejuice spoilers#delia deetz#wolf jackson#i do think though that she might have wound up getting a job in his office after the movie#i don't buy the theory entirely that she and charles went straight to the great beyond#because until lydia and astrid sorted the asp situation out and profited appropriately from her art i don't think she'd want to move on#plus she promised to haunt them as long as she could#and you know charles wouldn't leave without her#but I absolutely could see her getting a job with the afterlife crimes unit investigating fraud or something#(beej is probably her first case lmao)#not going to lie these thoughts are a big reason i fell in love with wolf he is fundamentally a good dude#just kind of full of himself but he means well#meta#related to the essay I teased on an earlier reblog today#all this is part of those thoughts but I needed to scream into the void NOW#late addition to these tags I do actually ship Delia/Wolf to a degree it's just not a ship I could see happening in movie canon#because she loves her husband so much#but hey Delia's chill maybe she and Charles are open to a polycule setup
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trench being the only person to say a kind word or even thank you to jesse when she's delivering mail in the first iteration of take control... :((((((((
#that art that came out of my queue earlier has me thinking thoughts... what a dynamic they couldve had...#big flashing banner ALTHOUGH I LIKE THE DECISION TO HAVE TRENCH BE DEAD BEFORE YOU MEET HIM/''HAUNTING THE NARRATIVE'' AS THE KIDS SAY#AND JESSE HAVE THE DIRECTORSHIP THRUST UPON HER WITH NO DIRECT GUIDANCE TO FIGURE IT OUT/MAKE IT HER OWN AS SHE GOES#the other week i had a dream that remedy rereleased the game and changed the beginning so you get to trenchs office a minute before hes sho#and i woke up SO MAD like HOW could they fuck it up that badly-- oh thank god it was only a dream#there was also a monkey. but that isnt relevant right now#what was i saying. idk. despite myself i like the concept of having trench be like a ghost in the machine/hotline and not just an echo#actually he was hiding out being vague in there at first because he knew how pissed jesse would be about the prime candidate program. and h#s embarrased about letting the hiss in. there we go fngjdbdjdnds#control#control remedy#original
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🔓 My muse reveals a hidden injury to your muse
For Night and Shinigami Doom! Doom has never seen Night hurt before.
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Night slides open the door to her living quarters, holding her left arm rather stiffly. She notices Doom's presence there... and can't bring herself to mind enough about finding somewhere else to take care of things. The only reason why she's in her room instead of, let's say, anywhere in Medical, is because she wants to be alone and fix this inconvenience herself, without everyone knowing about how she was damaged again.
Everyone except for Doom, apparently.
She sits down and removes the wrappings around her arm- from a distance they were almost unnoticeable- revealing something that looked much worse than it actually was, one of her metal implants having snapped and slashed through a section of unreinforced flesh.
Night frowns at the mess- she's turned her sense of pain wayyyy down, so much so that if you stabbed her right now, she'd just feel a slight sense of discomfort.
A scalpel appears in her other hand from who knows where, and she goes to work on her own arm. She's focused, and doesn't let herself get distracted by Doom's.. proximity.
#Night is SO murderbot coded . i just realized. what.#like if the Company was the Foundation they would be the Same Character Actually. /hj#anyways.#the haunted office#Night#vulnerability by letting someone see her in a weakened state?? what?? insane
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it'd be a lot easier to stop the fun banter turning unexpectedly dark if i didn't insist on letting the characters have some level of self-awareness :|
#fic related#fuck's sake will i never learn#in this fic they are *not* the baddies but they *were* the baddies and Oh No Blorbo Has Remembered A Traumatic Experience#i say 'self-aware' but i kind of like the idea of TVA Loki not quite understanding that The Torments were not inflicted for his own benefit#if only because of HOW MUCH MORE you'd be willing to dismiss as 'not abusive' if you'd done worse things yourself fairly recently#...this is actually quite an upbeat fun-focussed fic aside from occasional angsty bits i don't want to give the wrong impression.#if anything it's more lighthearted than i was planning when i started writing it but i'm quite digging it so far so i'm glad.#BUT THE HORRORS STILL HAUNT THOSE CURSED HALLS AND THEIR CHARMING MIDCENTURY MODERN OFFICE FURNISHINGS
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28. your first muse
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Topic Meme
HMM well in the format of writing rp stuff, Artair was, though I've talked about that not too long ago, so instead I'll talk about one of my first characters I ever wrote XD
So I had a character named Syrisar, and he was probably the first one I ever really wrote about in depth. I don't remember the whole of his story, except that he was a half-elf (I was REALLY into D&D growing up) from the edition where they were shunned by society. He had some kind of spirit guardian who had been tasked by a goddess with nudging him towards "Embracing the darkness already in his heart". When he's young, him and his adopted father are killed in their home, and she visits him in a vision to impart that to him. She brings him to life, and he ends up becoming a 'good-hearted' assassin, to embrace it while not letting himself fail to be kind when it is warranted.
And just like intended, that 'darkness' his craft imbued him with protects him in part from a spell that went off over the whole of his country. As far as I knew, he was the only survivor, due to how he'd tapped into the his abilities he'd been born with (due to heritage stuff with an original race of beings that were basically elves but cooler to young me lol). He lost his memories in exchange for his life, though. So all he knew was his name and what he had on him at the time, and kinda became a wandering swordsman, who had a cloud of darkness around his chest where he'd died as a kid, and nightmares of a past he was never able to grasp and could only move on from.
I had seven chapters I wrote out for his origin story, and a 200 page prequel book following two of his ancestors. And a collection of saved internet art of which many were anime guys that i thought looked similar to how he was in my head lol. 10-12 year old me was very determined to be a writer.
#i went back into the file and some of it is actually still really good. Writing skills where did you go#ask meme answers#answering things#munday meme#tristan rambles#long post#thursdaysdove#the haunted office
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youve all RUINED ME with these aus. im going to Die.
#“linecook” OH WELL LOOK WHO IT IS#“nerd” LIKE WHEN OFFICE NERD LIKE WHEN ANATOMY LIKE WHEN LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER!?#“d” wrong d is not a normal letter anymore d is for dword and d word only!#“horse” this is. this. the. this is just. this is justlike. like. when they. when. the horses. the. they. all the. the kings horses. l#im having a Die#“She” LIKE. WHEN THEY. THE. MPIND#im gonna LOSE MT SHIT#just know you all fucking HAUNT ME#blah blah!#the 1975#more george aus when please please please please please please please please please#im gonna write them all myself actually I Said So.#sorry no i do actually love everything written but the matty:george ratio is going to kill me one day#I NEED GEORGE o hmy god
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windstorm today - less scared of the third floor (archive + collections rooms) when it is the entire house making noise and not just that floor :)
#the ghosts love me actually I sing them zelda#and Paul simon#museum problems#my office is still unfortunately haunted#museum curator#personal blog
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"It's really nice that you humans like to use our toilets, truly kind of you to give your wastes to us buildings for us to use. What? You thought something else happened to it? Well where else did you think all that stuff went? To some treatment plant? That's another kind of building, isn't it? We're everywhere! I learned that recently. And you humans have done all kinds of things for us. Really nice, actually. Keep it up. Good work."
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[ cherry ] what is one thing you love about yourself? [ amber ] which is your favorite season? why?
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[ cherry ] what is one thing you love about yourself?
hardest question you could've possibly hit me with because i love many things about myself
honestly if i'd have to choose that one i guess it's passion? i'm v much a believer in the power of love, but like not necessarily towards individual persons more like...love for a subject or interest? something gets my interest and i put my whole ass into focusing in on it lol
ig the enthusiasm isnt necessarily all good tho, apparently i almost kicked a child in excitement yesterday at the aquarium.....
[ amber ] which is your favorite season? why?
only season here is hot so uhhh the hot season it is! i do like it when it rains more than usual though, good for the plants (i have some indoor plants). I guess the equivalent of that for places with actual seasons is like, rainy monsoon season? i dont actually like the rainy season that much in an actual monsoon-y area though......my childhood home was on the ground floor so the flooding used to get crazy lol
#the-haunted-office#[ out of circuits ]#(( actual monsoon rainy season also comes with storms and those are scary .....
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next event info, we dont have all the info yet, but its shaping up
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There’s one guy from the four month training program I did who always walks by me in the hall when I’m saying the wackiest shit and I love him so much
#Chris this is about u#still haunted by the fact that u walked by me last week#as I walked barefoot through the office#in a tshirt I scrounged up and sopping wet pants#while I was yelling into my phone about how the jacket I thought was my rain jacket was NOT actually a rain jacket#he doubled over laughing and I just. kept walking#and that was fair I looked like a drowned cat and#I myself felt like I was in a fucking skit#but also this has happened So Often with him specifically#why does he always walk by when I’m having a situation#delete later#going into my tumblr diary because I keep thinking about it and I want it to stop haunting me and writing the words down erases them from#my brain#I’m lucky like that#he met me when I was an ittt bitty baby and now that I’m a teenager at my job I’m still being cringe
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“ Everything I want to do is illegal. ”
Doomsday to... any of your muses. Maybe she's complaining to Janus, Caerus, and Hermes about always being in trouble. x)
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The AICs have been... refining their physical forms, so to speak. Or really, Hermes (the only one who was taught reality altering) has been doing all the heavy lifting but it doesn't mind at all, so long as it gets to choose what the other two look like. Which really doesn't hold all that much power, because they didn't much care for their appearance in the first place, but still.
Instead of slightly off-putting smoky faces, they now have semi-humanoid full bodies. Still made out of the same hazy material, but a tad more... normal-looking. Even though this restricted their range significantly, it's not like they were doing much walking anyways.
So they aren't very shocked when Doom comes up to them and just starts complaining. (Apparently they look normal enough to approach ...good.) Early on they realize that she doesn't expect them to do anything about anything she's saying- she's just complaining for the sake of it. So they listen.
[...They Abide By The Law Here? Law is a social construct CAN THEY PHYSICALLY STOP YOU THOUGH?]
#can't write at 1am never doing it again /silly#the AICs#the haunted office#caerus up with the “law is a social construct” is EXACTLY what i would say actually. wheezing
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Woke up and got excited cause I remembered I'm gonna get my back blown out by a trans girl this morning.
Then I remembered that was just from my dream last night 😭
#actually the saddest shit ever#didnt even get to that part in the dream#and she was so pretty too 😭#i was too busy visiting a spooky haunted version of Valves offices????
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😏 - lying
For Artair!
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How good is my muse at---
"I.....guess it depends on the situation? I try not to lie to people about most things. I mean, if you can't trust my word, then how can you believe when I'm really trying to be honest with you?"
#real answer: He's really good at lying actually#the reason i write him with so much internal thought is because if you didn't know how he was feeling he comes across as an entirely#different person. which is something that could be fun to do a thread without internal thought for him#but yeah he's a little liar when he thinks it'll protect someone or mean he won't bother them with his own shit#and he has a lot of skill doing so#ask meme answers#headcanon meme#thank you for the ask!!#artair headcanon#ic artair#the haunted office#thursdaysdove
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