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i cant explain it but daigo being subtitled to just be like 'you're making me look like i have no balls' feels so illegal and wrong. hilarious but something's off
#snap chats#WAIT I HAVE TO INTERRUPT THIS POST WITH THE FUNNIEST SHIT#SO I WAS GETTING FOOD FROM MY SCHOOL'S DINING HALL AND YOU CAN WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU WANT ON A SHEET YEAH#AND I SAID I WANTED A SAMMY AND FRIES OK BUT WHEN I GET MY PLATE ITS JUST FRIES#AND YK W/E OK I'LL JUST EAT THAT BUT THEN. WHILE IM LIKE. GETTING PIZZA TO SUB IT YEAH#I HEAR THE COOKS BE LIKE 'yoo why do we just have a sandwich here' AND THE BIN IT#AND I WAS LIKE 'was that a chicken sandwich cause uhhh <:)' AND THE WOMAN WAS JUST ':OOO IM SO SORRY'#LIKE DAWG /IM/ SRRY I FEEL BADLKAJLJ but yeah. they were nice enough to make me another one 😭#ok. back on topic with this fuckin post SORRY. i just have all these potatoes and a pizza to eat with this sadnwich now#i didnt eat breakfast or lunch so its ok. moving on#watch me explain it lol. i think its just cause its hard fr me to imagine daigo even saying balls like that. in jp or english#like he just doesnt have the Oomph to do it like the kansai bitches#see this how i know jo from kansai.... that easy as balls to imagine...#LIKEIM TELLING YOU THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN SAY BALLS AND MEAN IT ARE KANSAI/EAST COAST BITCHES#in regards to eng its the accent... you just put a heavy mphasis on the b yk... any east coast bitches know what im talkin bout#or am i insane.it could be both idk#its cause in context he looks so meek like no !!!!! you dont be shy about balls talk !!!!!!!#I JUST IMAGINE HIM SAYING IT SO POLITE LIKE NO !!!! YOU HAVE TO SAY IT WITH FEELING. WITH YOUR BALLS#anyway daigo bb ily and i care for you but youre not hard enough to say balls#which is the most insaane thing i could say considering Daigo And His History but yk... im right...
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(mild) hsr 2.7 quest spoilers
so in fugue's part of the quest, u show up in the empty HSS hallway and come up on two nameless NPCs. the one on the right has a blue and white outfit, and i mistook his hair for purple at first, so i was immediately like RATIOOO but it's not ratio.
and then he was voiced by jordan paul haro a.k.a. ratio's VA??? i was wrong but also right?????¿?¿¿
(here's a link to a playthru w/o commentary - if the timestamp doesn't work it starts at 1:00:14)
#jph also voiced a random cloud knight in the wardance patch - i've seen ppl mention that and IIRC he confirmed it himself#and i've seen ppl mention the pink NPC in that scene (who says he's “not a genius” lol) is screwllum's VA steven kelly#but i haven't seen anyone mention the blue NPC and i'm losing my mind a lil#am i hearing things?? that's definitely jph right?? he's not doing the ratio accent but that's totally him...#also that young-faced bloodhound in the v beginning of the quest (timestamp 5:32) sounds like dr. edward's VA (1:26:16)#hard to tell since dr. edward's voice has a filter tho#but it's a distractingly old-hollywood cadence for a generic early 20s spiky haired anime dude NPC lmao#hsr#hsr spoilers#2.7 spoilers#(jic)
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havent watched either of them yet but i am still annoyed that dw was released last night BEFORE it was broadcast to the beeb... also annoyed that they're showing 2 episodes rather than just one??? like even if the stories are interconnected it just feels wrong to have them one after the other idk....
#im assuming this is an experiment to see if this kinda thing works and if it ends up flopping they'll go back to the old model?#or maybe it's smth in disney+ that means they have to do it this way???#idk#i know i complained about it before but im still annoyed lol#and i already feel liek it has massively affected how the show performs purely based on barely seeing any posts about it on my dash#like i follow loads of dw blogs and usually after an episode it's rly hard to bypass all the spoilers#but i've seen like 2? things today??#which tells me either no one has watched it yet OR they watched it last night but didnt blog about it? or i missed their posts idkkk#it just feels WEIRDDD lol#regardless i am looking forward to watching them tonight#and ofc am particularly hyped for the beatles ep pfft#i wanna see how bad (or good!? who knows) the wigs and accents are pffffft#personal
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Someone tell me why do they offer you AppleCare when it’s so difficult to get it replaced and ultimately stresses you out calling customer service?!!
#as someone who doesn’t really like talking over the phone to these kind of things#it gives me great anxiety#not to mention I think I was directed to somewhere in the UK#and CSO had this really thick Irish(?) accent#lmao could tell she was probably annoyed with me because I was trying so hard to push for a total replacement#and she was explaining to me like I was a 5 year old child#i’m like why are we even fighting over this lol
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No YOU ran out of paper towel and then opened the fridge to see if there were any new rolls in there
#also why must really guy have to do invoices at 4:30pm on a Friday#Sophia so happy we got to $20k in the invoices SOME HAVEN'T EVEN GONE OUT#one is the invoice that's $500 more than the price agreed with the client#Sophia knows she's wrong though but idk she's just... she can't accept a super fund invoiced for $1100#she needs more money and wants to add as much as she can to each invoice#it's....#i don't know#i had heaps more complaints but i think the rain deluge has washed it all away#really guy did two individuals and he's given them to the new girl to send out (with my help) like man that'll take longer#also means i can't sneakily do them Sunday#sigh#I'll sneakily put together the other job on Sunday though that's like half finished#shhhh#oh yeah i remember my other complaints - they don't listen to me on how to do invoices#they put the things in all the wrong categories#they think they know but they're doing it wrong#can i tell sophia nah she won't get it#the new girl never listens to me though I'll say something and she'll think i said the opposite?????#is my accent too strong for her oh yeah i forget to slow down when i talk#i did that with Brendon and Colleen as well and they'd be like whoa slow down because they're old and possibly hard of hearing#also sometimes I'll show her something that I've shown her before and she'll be hurriedly taking notes#like mate you've already got notes#jenette is a better teacher than me#Jenette would always tell me 'okay we're doing this get your notes from the other day'#jenette would remember what she's shown me and what she hasn't and she knew what I'd taken notes of#i miss Jenette#i miss Colleen also
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f1 grid | you cant just kiss me


୨ৎ : featuring : all drivers on the grid ୨ৎ : synopsis (requested by anon) : the trend where you kiss your partner in the middle of a heated argument just to see what happens
୨ৎ : genre : romantic comedy ୨ৎ : tws : slight angst? ୨ৎ : word count : 616
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ᡣ𐭩 a/n : im so locked in omg... (ive been so tired lately lmfao i wanna sleep writing this...)
ʚ・red bull
max verstappen
he's mid-rant, hands flying, accent thick. "you don't listen sometimes, you just—"
you grab his face and kiss him. hard.
he freezes. literally forgets what planet he’s on.
blinks a few times, then mutters, "that’s not fair."
forgets the argument entirely. starts dragging you toward the couch.
yuki tsunoda
arms crossed, ranting about how you left dishes in the sink.
you're like "mhm," then suddenly lean in.
yells a muffled "ehh?!" against your lips.
pulls back with wide eyes and red cheeks. "what was that for?"
giggling now. argument forgotten. yuki is shy mode activated.
ʚ・mercedes
george russell
pacing like a whole dad. "i just think it was inconsiderate."
you stop him with a kiss that makes him stumble.
stunned silence. then he smiles, shaking his head.
"you can’t keep weaponizing your lips."
forgives you instantly. no notes.
kimi antonelli
baby boy is flustered already just from the argument.
you kiss him mid-sentence.
he stops. blushes. looks at the floor.
"you can’t do that... i was mad."
except now he’s smiling like a dork and pulling you closer.
ʚ・ferrari
charles leclerc
full hands-in-hair frustration. "you never tell me these things!"
you kiss him suddenly.
freezes. then kisses back like it’s life or death.
pulls away slightly, forehead resting on yours. "don’t do that when i’m upset. i’ll forgive you too fast."
lewis hamilton
calmly explaining his side like a grown adult.
you interrupt with a kiss that knocks the calm out of him.
blinks. "okay. what was that?"
starts laughing. "i can’t argue with you when you do that."
ʚ・mclaren
lando norris
sarcastic. hands waving. being dramatic.
you kiss him mid-rant.
goes: "wait... wait what?"
absolutely loses track of the fight. probably forgets his own name.
grins, "do it again. i dare you."
oscar piastri
logical argument mode. stating facts.
you pull him in and kiss him.
very confused. "i… what were we talking about again?"
gives up. you're now cuddling. fight over.
ʚ・aston martin
fernando alonso
intense. staring you down. voice low.
you lean in and kiss him and his brain malfunctions.
pauses. then smirks. "clever little trick."
pulls you in again. "we’re still talking after this, though."
lance stroll
softly upset. furrowed brows. a little pout.
you kiss him unexpectedly.
shocked. then all melty.
rests his head on your shoulder. "that wasn’t fair... but okay."
ʚ・williams
alex albon
rambling while trying not to smile because he knows he’s losing.
you kiss him.
chuckles. "you little cheat."
wraps his arms around you, completely abandoning the debate.
carlos sainz
passionate argumenter. lots of hand gestures.
you grab his shirt and kiss him.
pulls back like "what just happened?"
then grins. "you’re evil. beautiful, but evil."
ʚ・haas
ollie bearman
awkward and a little stiff when he's upset.
you kiss him in the middle of a sentence.
instantly blushes. stammers.
"i... okay. i forgot. what were we saying?"
too distracted now. cuddles ensue.
esteban ocon
talking in full paragraphs.
you just go for it.
stunned silence.
then he mumbles, "not a bad strategy..."
argument forgotten. he's now planning dinner.
ʚ・racing bulls
liam lawson
slightly sarcastic. mock-angry.
you kiss him.
instantly flustered. tries to recover.
"you can’t just... ugh fine. you're lucky you're cute."
kisses you back harder.
isack hadjar
super passionate when arguing.
mid-rant, you press your lips to his.
freezes. mutters something in french.
forgets why he was mad. kisses you again.
"you’re so annoying. and hot."
ʚ・alpine
pierre gasly
dramatic and expressive.
you kiss him.
fake-offended. "don’t think you can shut me up like that."
kisses you harder.
"okay maybe you can."
franco colapinto
slightly overwhelmed by the fight.
you kiss him.
all wide-eyed and breathless. "wow..."
hugs you like a teddy bear. won’t let go for 10 minutes.
ʚ・kick sauber
nico hulkenberg
stern. classic german dad vibes.
you kiss him mid-sentence.
pauses. sighs. "you know that doesn’t solve the issue."
but he's smiling. and holding your hand.
gabriel bortoleto
passionate and a little dramatic.
you catch him off guard with a kiss.
he breaks into a grin.
"okay okay, you win."
pulls you into a hug and forgets why he was mad.
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more to love — simon “ghost” riley
simon “ghost” riley x chubby!fem!reader
the gym had never been your favorite place.
it was hot, crowded, and full of people who made it look easy—like lifting weights and running on treadmills was second nature. meanwhile, you were here, struggling with a machine that looked like it was built for torture rather than exercise.
you adjusted the seat, tried to grab the handles, then frowned when they felt too far away.
frustration bubbled up in your chest. maybe you were just doing it wrong. maybe you shouldn’t even be here.
“need a hand, love?”
the deep, accented voice startled you. you turned—and immediately regretted it.
because holy shit.
the man standing behind you was massive. tall, broad-shouldered, built like he could snap the machine in half with one hand. he was dressed in all black, a hoodie pulled up over his head, a skull mask covering the lower half of his face. and yet, even with all that, his presence alone made heat crawl up your neck.
“i—uh—” words? gone. brain? empty.
his eyes flicked down to the machine, then back to you.
“you’re set too far back.” his voice was gruff, like he wasn’t used to talking much. “lemme show you.”
before you could protest, he reached past you, adjusting the seat effortlessly. his arm barely grazed yours, but it was enough to make you hyper-aware of how close he was.
“try now.”
you swallowed hard, nodding, trying to ignore how warm your face felt as you reached for the handles again. this time, it fit better.
“better?”
you nodded again. “y-yeah, thanks.”
he huffed, stepping back, arms crossing over his chest. “good. no point in doin’ it if you’re just gonna hurt yourself.”
at first, that was all it was. he’d spot you now and then, offering the occasional correction, always watching with that unreadable gaze. sometimes, if you did something right, he’d murmur a quiet "good girl," and it sent a shiver down your spine every time.
but then, he started noticing things.
the way your shirt rode up when you stretched, the peek of soft skin at your waist. the way your thighs pressed together when you sat down to catch your breath. the way you avoided looking in the mirror, adjusting your clothes like you were trying to hide yourself.
and it pissed him off.
because, fuck, how did you not see what he saw?
one day, you were tugging at your shirt again, mumbling something under your breath as you glared at your reflection.
ghost heard it.
“quit that.”
you froze, looking up at him, wide-eyed.
he stepped closer, his voice dropping low. dangerous. “ain’t gonna stand here and watch you tear yourself apart. not when you’re the prettiest thing i’ve ever laid eyes on.”
your breath hitched. “i—”
but he didn’t let you finish. he grabbed your wrist, tugging you toward the locker room—empty, because it was late—and backed you against the wall.
“y’know what i see when i look at you?” his gloved hand trailed down, fingers brushing over your belly, gripping at the soft flesh with something close to reverence. “i see somethin’ perfect.”
then his mask was up just enough for you to see his mouth, and before you could process it, he was biting.
your belly. your thighs. your love handles. he had his hands on you, all over you, pressing you against the wall as he nipped, kissed, worshiped every inch of soft skin he could reach. he growled between bites, “so fuckin’ soft,” and, ‘could spend all night right here.”
and when you tried to protest, tried to tell him you weren’t—
he growled. actually growled, sinking his teeth into your thigh before pulling back, lips curling into something almost smug.
“don’t wanna hear another word about it,” he muttered. then, hoisted you up—like it was nothing—and carried you over to the bench.
“now. y’gonna let me sit you on my lap, or you gonna make me take you home first?”
#luvbabydoll ‧₊˚ ⋅#simon riley drabble#simon ghost smut#simon riley x y/n#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x chubby reader#chubby!reader#plus size!reader#simon ghost riley x f!reader#simon ghost riley x reader
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I ??? woke up at 3am with this scene fully written in my mind palace and quickly jotted it down in the Notes app
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Clark’s shaking his head before he realizes he’s doing it, and feels a twinge of embarrassment at his own bad manners when Bruce stops mid-word to look at him, brows raised.
“No?” he says.
“No,” Clark says, again without thinking, and again with the reflexive urge to apologize. Somewhere his mother is tutting without knowing why. But he doesn’t apologize, because he’s already saying, “No, it can’t—it can’t be that.”
“Okay,” Bruce says slowly. “Can you elaborate?”
He is, honestly, having trouble taking his eyes off the screen. The mockup design of his new suit is there, dark and sleek, ridged like tactical gear. The blue is like the last shade of evening before you can’t call it evening anymore, the color of nine PM in Kansas in July, so exact there’s a strong chance Bruce color-picked it from a photo. The yellow accents are the cool fluorescent yellow-green of lightning bugs. The red is dark as arterial blood. Every aspect of the suit has been updated—the colors deeper, the angles sharper, the S extending to the corners of its frame—but Bruce has done it without changing the fundamentals. It’s immediately recognizable as the Superman suit, just… well, a little cooler, maybe. A little more of the times. Even the tailoring is modernized. The neckline. The shape of the boots. Where the belt hits at the waist. Clark can tell just by looking that Bruce has not only spent a lot of time on this in general, he’s spent a lot of time designing it specifically with Clark in mind, Clark’s needs and preferences and the small discomforts of his current suit, things he might have mentioned offhand after a mission but never with the assumption that Bruce was listening or filing it away. No doubt the next slides of this presentation will detail all the hidden features of the new suit, and they’ll all be incredibly thoughtful if not slightly overkill, and Bruce will pretend his sole motive here was practicality and risk reduction and respond to any thanks with a curt nod.
And Clark wants to thank him. He will. It’s just.
“It can’t be… cool,” he says, inane. Bruce is watching him with that steady look that used to feel clinical, piercing, and now mostly reads as attentive. “It can’t be—like yours. Tactical, military-grade.”
“Lightyears beyond, actually.”
“It has to—Ma said once, a kid should be able to draw it with crayons. You know? I can’t look like a weapon. I have to—I want to look like a friend.”
He can feel himself flushing. It’s rare that he speaks like this, and rarer still that he does so while being stared at intently. Bruce may think of himself as the darkness, but his gaze is a spotlight: unwavering and revealing and more a little sweat-inducing, for one reason or another.
“Sometimes, when I show up, people laugh,” Clark says. “If it’s somewhere out of the way, where they haven’t seen me before. I show up and I look like a festival performer. It’ll be the worst day of their lives, and they’ve got no reason to trust my face, but when they see what I’m wearing—it goes from ‘Who are you?’ to ‘Who is this guy?’ And that’s a good thing.”
“Hard to be afraid of a man dressed in primary colors,” Bruce says, almost to himself.
“Exactly.”
“I see. Thank you,” he says, “for explaining.”
Clark tries not to show how surprised he is to hear that. Judging by the crook of Bruce’s mouth, his success is negligible. “Of course. Sorry I didn’t—I mean, thank you, obviously, for going to such trouble. I didn’t mean to come in here and—I really do appreciate it, I can tell you put a lot of work in—”
Bruce’s eyes cut away. “No. No need. I didn’t ask, before I…. It was only a first draft. If you’re amenable, I’ll incorporate your feedback into the second one.”
“Oh! Yeah. Yes, of course, but you really don’t have to—”
“If you have any further notes, I would like to hear them.”
There’s something determined in the lines of his face. Clark has the sense that this moment is important, that it’s a turning point, even if he’s not sure why. It feels like striking out into a sea of ice, a blank white expanse under which something precious and vital is hidden, has been hidden all along, just waiting for him to find it. To want to.
“Sure,” he says. He looks back at the suit and swallows, and knows Bruce will see the flicker of his throat and take some meaning from it, and wishes he knew what the meaning was. Or maybe Bruce won’t notice or read into it at all. Maybe Clark needs to calm down, in fact. “Um. I don’t want to assume, but does it… do things?”
“It does things,” Bruce confirms, after the barest pause. “Let me show you the next slide.”
#superbat#my writing#i was genuinely surprised to wake up and discover i hadn’t just dreamed the whole thing
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getting the biggest, scariest bastard at the pub in your bed must have been one of your greatest achievements, especially after watching the way he turned down a few girls prior to you.
he glanced at you each time, disregarding the way the poor things scuttled off in embarrassment; their confidence dampened. it's like he was preening under your attention, and even underneath that silly balaclava of his, you picked up on the way he seemed to flush. his shoulders became more square, and his chest seemed to puff out more. the air around him became more charged with his cockiness rather than the pointless attempts at hiding himself from the other patrons. surely he's aware that he's the centre of the room, no matter which one.
he only grew more bold until he was right at your side, and you held his gaze the entire time.
now, he rewards you with the greatest dicking-down of your life, his fat cock stretching you impossibly thin, the thick girth bullying its way into you over and over again. he fucks you like a man starved, touches you as if he's trying to sink his hands beneath your soft skin and stroke your bones.
although nothing could have prepared you for how fucking filthy his mouth is. his voice holds the right amount of grittiness, the kind that makes your eyes roll back as he whispers the nastiest things in your ear, his accent adding to the thrill his words send down your spine. each moan that fell from his mouth, each promise of ruining you for anyone else after him, each pet name he called you had you going brainless on his cock, your sensitive bundle of nerves twitching under the pads of his fingers as he follows through with his promise. maybe if you were any more lucid, you might have realised it sounded more like a threat rather than just plain dirty talk.
the next morning, you woke up to an aching body, a bottle of water and a box of tylenol on your bedside table, and no stranger in your bed. this may be the greatest one-night stand you've ever had.
well, it was until you realised a couple of weeks later that you're still getting off to the image of him blanketing you and that damn voice of his purring low in your ear. your fingers circle your clit, your eyes unfocused as you imagine him on top of you, taking you deep right where he belongs, and when you think about how he growled at you to soak his cock like a good girl, you come all over your fingers with a humiliatingly loud whine.
it only gets worse from there. you can no longer come to porn unless the person in the video resembles the big boy who rearranged your guts, and even that is a feat of its own. you can't find anyone who has similar tattoos, similar scars, or even a similar voice. reading smut can only get you so far, and some nights, you go to bed feeling defeated because you just couldn't orgasm.
you get so desperate you start searching for those dirty little audios people post online, and for a while, you manage to make yourself come (maybe not as hard, but at this point, you'll take anything). the voices that rumble through your headphones aren't as husky as your mystery man, and their accents aren't exactly close to his, but it holds you off... until it doesn't. and now you're desperate to find him again, but he's probably long gone now.
you can't believe it; the fucker really did ruin you.
it's not until a few months later that you hear that familiar voice again, and your knees almost give out in the middle of the damn store.
(they actually do when simon, he tells you through hungry kisses, bends you in half in the dreadful alleyway, your poor cunt taking each brutal fill of that cock you've been craving so badly.
"she's fuckin' squeezin' me, sweet'art. missed me tha' much?" he chuckles hoarsely in your ear, and you would have fallen over if not for his firm hold keeping you upright.
yep, he can fuck right off again. you'll get your lick back. just as soon as your legs stop shaking and you're not seeing double.)
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Moonshine Peaches



Country Dilf! Choi San x F!Reader
tags: age gap, best friend’s dad, deep south, vacay in the mountains, southern accent(YUMMM), pet names (peaches, sweet pea, baby, etc.), teasing, dom san, fingering, oral(f!receiving), overstimulation, size kink, don’t get caught, san wants that cookie BAD, praise, BIG ARMS, headlock, reader is on birth control so he's INNIT...
wc: 8.6k
summary: Your best friend would not quit nagging you at joining her to go visit her family’s house in the mountains deep in the rural corners of Tennessee. Summer was here, some fresh air would be nice. Why not?
notes: a gift from me (raised in deep Tennessee) to you. Makes me miss home, but I get to visit this summer again so YIPPEE!!
tracklist- american teenager, she keeps me up, secret
You hadn’t seen a power line for miles. You might as well have been in heaven. Lying in the bed of your best friend's dusty taupe pick-up truck, the sun cast beautiful flowing masterpieces on your skin through the tall, looming forests of Fraser firs that coated the mountains like a blanket.
The air was chill and fresh, your ears still not used to the thinness, your hearing slightly muffled as the wind rushed past them. The sun was warm, and the air was comfortable, perfectly cool. The long, curving roads wound and turned seemingly endlessly. Around every corner was either a breathtaking view of the far countryside, tall green hills with vast acres of forest below that you would be bound to lose yourself in. Or vast, green fields with a couple of groups of brown spread about, which you could only assume were cows.
Your best friend was driving in the front seat, all windows lowered as “American Teenager” blasted from her little, busted-up radio. The sun caught her skin beautifully as one hand rested out the window and the other steered. She sang loudly and happily, you joining in from the back.
As the song played, you thought long and hard about the decision of coming out here with her. You and Arin had been together since freshman year in high school. She had been living with her grandma when you guys met, both city girls, it seemed.
Until you came over to her house for the first time, and her walls were littered with deer heads and fishing poles. She laughed at your reaction, excited to tell you all about her family and her lifestyle. About how she grew up deep in the rural south before moving closer to the big cities to help pursue better education and better job opportunities.
She lived with her grandma in the city, while her divorced parents remained in the countryside, with separate housing. Her mom lived in a modest trailer off a dirt road closer to the north, while her dad lived in a rustic, wooden house deep in the Smokies.
Years later, both of you in your sophomore years of University, she had brought up the idea that to kick off summer break, you should come with her on her annual visit to her dad's.
You knew next to nothing about her father, only that he lived in the woods and was divorced. She never really talked about her parents, and you never chose to pry.
Ecstatic, to say the least, were you to hear that she wanted to bring you along. You always connected well with nature, and a week's trip into the woods would probably cure every little thing bothering you in an instant.
So here you were, 4 hours into the trip, 2 hours left as you both cruised through the mountains, literally never feeling freer in your life.
Your lungs felt cleaner, and your bones felt like they were melting into your skin as you deflated in the truck bed, falling deep into a nap as your friend continued driving home, knowing the roads with the back of her hand.
The truck rumbling and your speed decreasing awoke you from your nap. You rose, stretching and yawning, cursing yourself for sleeping on such a bumpy surface. When you took in your surroundings, you noticed you weren't on the road anymore. Instead, you were deep in the forest, and every surrounding area was just tall, looming trees. The birds sang and the wind whistled, the sun barely peeking through the green canopy of leaves way above. The truck was slowly climbing up a narrow dirt road, even deeper into the mouth of trees.
“Are we almost there, Arin?” You continued to glance around, enamoured by the pure beauty and richness of where you were right now.
“Just about a mile more and we’ll be up the driveway.” You snorted, and she sighed, expecting this.
“This is the driveway? Bitch this is not real, you live in Narnia.” Arin laughed, waving her hand, urging you to crawl back through the back window into the backseat so she could talk to you better.
Shimmying back in the window, you lay on your stomach in the back seat. “It is really beautiful out here, though, Arin.” You smiled and she smiled back, a bright, radiant one.
“Yeah, I missed it. But after a couple of days, I'll get sick of getting bit up by bugs and all the coyotes and their incessant howling.” She groaned and shrugged.
“But it's always nice to see my dad. He’s a super, like, handy guy, always fixin’ stuff and whatnot. I gotta ask him to look at my truck because it’s been making that weird scraping sound lately. I know he could fix it no ish.” You listened as she talked, continuing to talk about her childhood. Spew random facts about the local wildlife, and the best scenic spots as well.
Before long, a clearing appeared, in the middle of which was the most beautiful, quaint cabin. Fragrant cedar wood with black trimming; the house also had a decent-sized fire pit, close to the edge of the clearing where the forest swallowed everything up again.
It was so strange, the presence the cabin seemed to have. It was the center of attention, oddly out of place, but it still felt like it belonged. Like the forest accepts it as part of it. Maybe you were overanalyzing things, but you couldn’t deny how beautiful the whole scene was.
“Alright, and here we are.” Stopping the truck beside another, taller, and newer truck, she shifted into park and took out the key. She turned to you and grabbed your hands in hers. “Okay, so, let's get the luggage, I don't know where my dad is right now–” she stopped to mull and try to think if she might have a clue.
“He could be sleeping, I don’t know. But I know he’s here because his truck is here. I thought he would be out front to greet us like he said… guess not.” She shrugged and let go, opening her door and walking to the truck bed. You followed suit, stepping out onto the gravel with a satisfying crunch. You and Arin began sorting through luggage, trading bags and freaking out when you both realized you left the cooler back on campus.
“Fuck!” Arin yelled at the sky in utter defeat. “We had to leave the whole cooler. I had moonshine peaches in there.” You sigh, upset about the cooler, consoling your friend. You rubbed her back in soothing circles as she dramatically let her forehead fall against the truck bed.
Before you could open your mouth to say anything, a thick, strong arm snaked around your waist and gripped you tight, fingers digging into your stomach. You were lifted into the air, your back pressed against a firm, built chest, before a scream started to bubble up. Arin screamed at the same time as you, feet also off the ground, with an arm around her waist, too.
“Gotcha.” A teasing voice sounded from behind you two, you were set down in a split second as Arin broke into a big smile and ran to hug the person.
“Dad! What the hell you scared the shit out of us.” You stood by the truck and watched as the two of them hugged.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, this was insane.
Her dad was insanely hot. Sporting a black compression tank top that traced every curve and dip on muscle from his chest to his abdomen, dark blue jeans that hugged his thick thighs, and a beige pair of chaps. He had an orange and black flannel tied around his waist and a sturdy pair of cowboy boots on him. And don't even get started with his face.
Plush lips, defined nose, eyes like a hawk. His black hair was tousled, strands falling over his forehead, and a clear pair of glasses sat on the bridge of his nose. His large, meaty arms wrapped Arin tightly in a hug before turning to you and smiling. He had that same radiant smile his daughter had. His pretty eyes crinkled as he laughed at your expression.
He reached forward and rubbed your upper arm apologetically. “I’m sorry for scarin’ you darlin’.” The pet name made the neurons in your brain go haywire as he stepped closer to you, his arms coming up and around to envelop you in a hug next.
His arms flexed as they closed around your waist, hand locking at your hips. Instinctively, your hands came up and wrapped around the back of his neck. A rather intimate hug that was over before it even began.
“I can't believe this is my first time meetin’ you, peaches. You’re all Arin ever talks about whenever she comes down and sees me. Makes me think she misses you more than her old man.” He pouts playfully, looking at Arin, who was rolling her eyes, then looking back at you. He smiled and leaned down to half whisper in your ears.
“See-” he pointed a thumb behind him at her. “She doesn’t even love me.” Arin stomped over and playfully pushed her dad away from you, picking up your luggage and walking away.
“Dad, stop being a baby and help us make a mess of your house with all our stuff.” You started picking up some luggage, and just as you went to reach for the last bag, Arin’s dad grabbed it. You looked up and locked eyes with him, seeming like he was already looking at you before.
He smiled at you again, warm and welcoming. “Mr. Choi.” You forced the words out of your mouth, trying not to trip over them. “It's nice to meet you, thank you for letting me stay.”
San waved a hand at you and scoffed like it was no big deal. “You are more than welcome, c'mon now. My daughter has never been happier since becomin’ friends with you. You’re doin’ me a favor by not sending her home to me all angsty and irritated. And please, call me San. No need to be so polite with me, sweetheart.”
You laughed softly, taking every inch of your willpower to look anywhere but his arms, holding the suitcase like it weighed nothing. Arin came back out with a new pep in her step as she wrapped her arm around yours and began leading you away. “Quit holding her up, now I have to show her around.”
“Bye, honey, love you too.” He waves to his daughter.
“See you soon, peaches!” he calls to you. You quirked your head around to look at him while Arin led you away, catching him staring you down intently just as you turned the corner into the doorway.
When he's out of sight, you turn to your best friend, trying to calm your racing heart. “Peaches? Is he serious, Arin?” She shrugged. like it was no big deal, leading you down the hallway to a set of bedrooms.
“I don’t know (Name), he just has nicknames for everyone, he always calls you that.”
After a couple of hours of unpacking and getting settled, you and Arin were sitting on the living room couch, cuddled into each other, reading your respective “assigned books” for the summer. You both were readers and were eager to reach a 50-book goal by the end of the summer. So you guys pick books for each other and read them together.
The fireplace crackled, and a warm, calming atmosphere descended on the room, nearly lulling you to sleep. You hadn’t seen Mr. Choi since meeting him outside earlier that day. You wanted to ask Arin where he went, but you thought she would think you were weird for wanting to keep tabs on her dad. So you just didn’t say anything.
But you must have been thinking about it too hard because a minute later, Mr. Choi walks into the living room.
“Arin, honey, will you go start up the bonfire for me, please? I wanna show (Name) here down to the lake.” Your eyes widened and stared at Arin pleadingly not to leave you by yourself, but she had already stood up and began making her way towards the fire pit excitedly.
“Oooh! You’re gonna have so much fun out here with us. Go with him, it's so nice. I'll catch up when I’m all done.” And she disappeared. You turned to her dad, a nervous smile on your face. He looked completely relaxed, studying your anxious body language carefully, holding eye contact for just a second too long. But he suddenly turned around and began walking to the front door.
“Cmon, follow me.” You hesitated for a second before finding your feet again and walking fast to catch up with him.
It was warm outside, the sun in the last stages of a sunset, the sky a deep blue merging with vibrant oranges. Fireflies danced around the air in a light show of yellow deep within the forest. The wind rushed by silently, and the trees swayed in response to its whispers.
San wordlessly led you down the driveway a bit until he turned onto a small and obscure dirt path that led into the woods. The woods were silent but also so full of life. You felt as if you whispered something everyone and everything within a mile would hear.
But the toads were croaking, and the cicadas were singing in a way that could lull you to sleep again. It was a lot darker now that you had strayed from the house, the only light coming from the sliver of sun left through the canopy.
San stuck close to your side, careful not to lose you. He still hadn’t said a word, and it was beginning to unnerve you a little.
After a little more trekking, you came to a small lamppost that signifies the end of the path, and further past, you noticed a boat tied to a pier and one of the most gorgeous little lakes you had ever seen. Surrounded by tight walls of tall, dark trees, it stood still, and only the slight sloshing of water could be heard.
“Woah.” You walked past San and onto the pier, taking in the view before you. “This is doing more for me than any ibuprofen I've ever tried.”
That gets a heart laugh out of him, a handsome one at that. He's walked up closer behind you as you continue to gaze at the lake.
“Y’know I reckon it’s perfect weather to go swimming in, whaddya say?” Your eyebrows raise as you turn to see San staring at you with a sly smile and a teasing look in his eyes.
You immediately know what's coming. Quickly, you zip your body around and position yourself behind him. His gaze and his body follow you just as fast.
“Don’t you dare.” You warn, nervous giggles bubbling out as you speak, and genuine adrenaline rushes through your veins. San stayed put and didn't move, his shoulders hunched like he would pounce at any moment, his bottom lip caught between his teeth as he kept his eyes locked on yours.
“Don’t dare what, sweet pea? What am I going to do?” The smile on your face was impossible to keep down as your heart raced.
“It's gonna be cold!” You squealed as he suddenly jerked forward like he was going to get you. He chuckled and suddenly relaxed his body. He stood up straight and put his hands up in surrender.
“Alright, alright, you can stop givin’ that look now I ‘m not gonna do it.” He smiled and backed away from you slowly, your eyes narrowed, hesitating to turn back and look at the lake again.
“If I turn around and you–” San leans his head forward and makes a stupid, confused face, pointing at himself as if to ask, “who me?”
“--yes, you. I’ll kill you.” He crossed his big, strong, thick arms across his chest and stared at you with an eyebrow raised in a challenge. But he quickly switched to playful intrigue when he caught the way your eye flicked down to his biceps and glued onto them for just a second too long.
You locked eyes with him again and stared for a good minute before you slowly turned back around to the lake. There was no sound of movement behind you. Maybe he really was done playing games. You turned around to give him shit about his behavior but he wasn't there anymore. Confused, you wondered if he jumped in or went back to the cabin.
You turned back around to the lake only to come face to face with none other than San himself. He had bent down so your noses were brushing, and he smiled before picking you up bride style and falling backward into the water with you in his arms.
Before you could scream, you had fallen in the water, wrapped in San’s arms. When you both emerged from under the water, you were both laughing hysterically. Splashing at each other and trying to swim back to land.
“Is this how you treat all your guests, Mr. Choi?” You panted as you lifted yourself onto the edge of the pier, legs dangling off the edge as you sat facing the lake. San remained in the water, swimming to float in front of where you sat, looking up at you.
His hair and his tank top were now soaking wet, and the gold rays of the sun shone off his damp skin beautifully. You were staring, and he had noticed.
San swam closer, now directly in front of your legs. The toads croaked louder, and owls began calling into the deep forest. You craned your neck down to give him your full attention, your feet swung back and forth in the water, tracing patterns in the lake.
San watched you for a moment, This was the most relaxed you had been since arriving on the property. The sun slowly began to sink behind the mountains in the distance, and a chill wind bit at your skin as the sky faded into hues of blues and orange.
“My little girl’s got herself a real pretty friend dun’ she?” His large hands clasped around each of your ankles, tugging teasingly like he’d pull you in. Your breath hitches at the warmth of his hands around your cold, wet legs.
“Mr. Choi-” He laughed annoyedly, akin to frustration as his last name slipped from your lips yet again.
“C’mon, baby, what did I tell you?” You quirked an eyebrow in question, then he yanked you down back into the water. But instead of letting you sink, he kept one arm firm around your waist while the other held your shoulder. Your faces were inches apart, and he gazed into your eyes, not even blinking.
“You can’t seem to remember my name. Let's practice, okay?” His voice lowered to a whisper, with his chest pressed to your own, you could feel the rumble in your body from his words. The hand on your shoulder moved to your collarbones, drifting gently in barely there touches. Up the side of your neck, across your cheek until his thumb was on your bottom lip, pulling down slightly as he admired the plumpness.
“My name is San,” he mumbled, moving to trace the tip of his nose up and down the side of your throat. “Repeat it after me, peaches.” He mumbles in your ear, smirking against the shell when he feels you jolt.
“S-San..” You tried to say it steadily, but your voice trembled just slightly. Of course, he caught it.
He breathed in deeply and smiled before moving his lips right in front of yours, hovering right above them, so close that a gust of wind could close the gap between them.
“I love how you say it, (Name).”He drawled lowly right against your lips. It was the first time he had ever said your actual name around you, and you couldn’t deny the way he basically moaned around it had your heart racing. “You seem scared, babydoll, don't tell me you’re scared o' me?” His eyes lock with yours in an intense staredown, lids narrowed with his lips stuck out in a faux pout.
Your hands shot out and gripped the straps of his tank top in each hand to hold yourself steady. He smelled so good, and the slow, condescending tone of his whispers was enough to make you a little dizzy.
“‘M not scared…” You whispered, gnawing at your bottom lip nervously, the tangy taste of blood flooding your tongue.
San held his mouth open right above your own, the thin layer of skin only slightly brushing, tickling almost. His breathing was shaky, and his eyes darted all over your face quickly like he was chasing a laser on it. His arm around your waist squeezed like he was restraining himself, his forehead resting against your own, and his hand cradling your jaw like it was sacred.
His brows knitted in frustration in the most pitiful expression when his eyes roved all over you, your body pressed to his, and the adorable “please” look in your eyes. “Mmm wanna kiss ya’ so bad,” San whined so quietly it was like he was talking to himself.
“Wanna touch you, taste you….” San’s chest hurt. He felt like such a sick guy, wanting his daughter's best friend as badly as he did. Every story he heard of you from his daughter painted you as such a sweetheart, and here you were in front of him finally, and oh…
There was no way San was letting you leave after this trip without him getting his hands on you.
“Wanna thank you for being so good to my daughter.” The smile on his lips contradicted his words. Like his body knew that the lie he just told was ridiculous. This had nothing to do with Arin. And he knew that. He wanted you for you. He wanted you for himself. Even if that makes him a bad, bad man.
You whimpered, you wanted to kiss him, but that means the line would officially be crossed, and there would be no going back. Your lashes fluttered, and his chest rose and fell, his hands came up, and his calloused fingers traced feather-light patterns on the back of your neck.
But before anything could happen, you could hear your name being called in the distance. “(Name)! Dad! Bonfire’s good to go!”
Quickly, you and San separated with the speed of opposing magnets. You scrambled onto the pier as San stayed in the water, laughing at your frantic attempt to get back on land.
You sneered at him and stood up as your friend ran onto the pier. She saw how soaked to the bone you were and scowled. “Dad, did you push her in? He always does this shit…” he walked over and stared down her dad who was oh so innocently climbing back onto the dock.
“Nope, she got scared and fell into herself. Honest. I think she’s just a little jumpy.” You wanted to kick him, how did he act so innocent like he wasn’t the one who almost jumped your bones in the lake?
Arin stuck her tongue out at her dad and turned to you. “Cmon y y'all will dry up by the bonfire really quick.” You watched as she walked away, turning your head to see San’s eyes trained on you. The look in his eyes wasn't anything short of hot-blooded. You stayed for a moment, feeling like even if you moved an inch, he’d grab you and have his way.
His tongue clicked, and he nodded his head at the house, a grin creeping onto his lips. He walks past you as he speaks, a hand coming down and squeezing the side of your waist like an encouragement to move.
“C’mon, sweetpea, snap out of it.”
You sat in a wooden rocking chair around the pit, the woods dark and looming all around, with the only source of light being the roaring fire in front of you. Arin sat to your left, rambling about a trip she took out of state with her sorority, scrolling through her endless gallery, insisting on telling a story for every picture.
Unfortunately, you were unable to focus. The fire dried all the lake water from your body, but not the wetness between your thighs. Your skin burned, and as you flicked your eyes over to San, who sat directly across from you two behind the fire.
As Arin talked, San’s eyes stayed locked on you and you alone. A stare hotter than the fire itself. Anytime Arin looked up from her phone, San’s eyes switched over and gave her his full attention. But every time she looked elsewhere, his eyes were all over you.
Tracing up your legs, staring at your tummy, up your torso, back onto your eyes. This was too much. He literally would not stop staring. It was taking every ounce of self control San had to not jump up and snatch you up, drag you beyond the tree line, and fuck you on the forest floor untl you were crying from overstimulation. All he wanted to do was play with you. Get his big, rough hands on your soft, pliant body. To have you writhing and bending at his will on his sheets and putting every orgasm you’ve ever had to shame.
If anyone needed to snap out of it, it was San. His fingers twitched as he forced himself to stay still. He found it so cute, the way you refused to look at him too long, or you’d get overwhelmed, thighs shifting in your seat, and your hands playing with the string on your shorts.
This went on for what felt like forever, San continuing to tease you when you looked at him, whether that be him playing with his big hands, measuring his fingers with his eyes locked on yours. Or playing with his belt buckle, the metal clink was quiet against the ambience of the forest, but loud in your ears. Just when you decided you had had enough and wanted to go to bed, San suddenly stood, clapping his hands.
“Well, ladies, I will leave you to it. I’ve got shit to get done tomorrow so I will be heading to bed.” Arin immediately began to boo and mime tomato throwing at her dad.
“Old man!” She whispered, shouted. “Don't forget your Tuesday pills, Gramps.” San rolled his eyes and waved her off. “I’m sure you’ll understand one day, you young folk have got all that energy in ya. My battery runs out faster than yours.” Arin rolled her eyes in response, leaning over to whisper to you.
“Guy can’t even stay up past 9 pm, I'm worried (Name), he's already got half a foot in the grave.” You both burst into a fit of giggles, San hearing what his daughter had said.
“Now you know I am not that old. Plus, even if I'm a little up in years, I still got it.” Without missing a beat, he moved into an obnoxious pose, flexing his arms and tipping the cap on his head. “Ladies.” He flamboyantly chirped, smiling handsomely,
“Ugh, oh my god, Dad, whatever.” They laughed, the light atmosphere easing the tension around the fire.
“Alright, keep me up any longer and I'll nod off standing. I love you, honey.” he came over and planted a kiss on his daughter's head. Arin smiled and lovingly tapped his ankle with her foot. “Love you too, Dad, it's good to be home.” He began to walk away.
Arin did the unthinkable.
“Ahem, Dad… what about (Name)? Hmm? Not gonna tell her goodnight? Rude.” Your eyes widened as all attention was on you. The tension returned as your eyes locked with San’s again. His eyebrows raised in surprise at his daughter's remark, but quickly shifted into a lazy smile.
“Of course, how rude of me. So much for southern hospitality.” San walked over and reached his hand down, squeezed your shoulder, and placed a chaste kiss directly on your forehead. “Goodnight, peaches.” He stood, waved, and walked into the darkness back to the house.
He was totally doing this on purpose. Teasing you in front of Arin. It was like he enjoyed seeing you embarrassed. Your best friend never made a note or commented on his behavior, seemingly accustomed to it, as if this was just how he was. Really friendly.
You sat huddled next to Arin, enjoying the sounds of crickets and owls from deep within the wood, the wind blew the orange flames of fire every which way like a frantic dance. It wasn’t until late into the night that you both decided to retreat to bed. You both stood, Arin extinguished the fire, and you both began walking back to the house.
Walking in the front door, you shut and locked it behind you, discarding your shoes on the front porch. The front entrance was barely illuminated, just a candle mounted on the wall in the kitchen, the light spilling from around the corner into the foyer. It was silent, just the wind from outside muffled and the occasional creak of the cabin settling. Arin walked down the hall, turning and making her way to the bedrooms. You followed close behind, almost unnerved by the unnatural stillness of the home.
Arin walked into the bedroom you two were sharing, turning on the lamp on the nightstand by the bed. You both began your respective night routines. Skincare, pajamas, medications.
You sat on the edge of the bed, watching Arin wrap her hair in a silk wrap.
1 day down. 5 more to go. You almost asked Arin if she could take you back to the city so you could call an Uber home. You would say you were sick or that your mother slipped and fell back home. When really you just knew you would feel like the worst person on the planet if you lost your moral compass and fucked her dad.
When she finished, you stood and closed up the drawers and picked up anything off the floor. A far-off rumble of thunder groaned from outside, the wind picking up and swaying the tree leaves in a graceful dance.
You glanced over at the nightstand, an alarm clock sat next to the lamp.
11:23.
Arin sat at the top of the bed, shimmying under the covers while you lay on the other side, closest to the nightstand. You looked over at her, genuinely happy that she had thought of you when she was planning her vacation home, but you sincerely wished she hadn’t.
Or did you?
Too much thinking for so late into the night.
You turned to look at her, a nearly apologetic look in your eyes. “Thank you again for taking me with you, Arin. It's so refreshing to get away from the city. My lungs feel cleaner already.” Arin smiled and lay down under the comforter with her phone on her chest.
“Who else would I take silly. Thank you for being so cool around my dad. I know he can be a little much.” She smiled embarrassedly, shrugging her shoulders. Oh, she had no idea. You reassured her with a gentle punch to her stomach.
“He’s not any worse than you are.” Arin’s mouth fell in mock surprise at your teasing.
“You just wait until I’m awake enough to care.” She narrowed her eyes at you, turning around with a giggle to settle into the bed. You turned your upper body to switch the lamp off, shrouding the bedroom in darkness.
“Goodnight, Arin.” You rubbed her shoulder lovingly, returning the gesture by squeezing your hand. “Night, Name.” The wind howled louder outside the cabin, another crackle of thunder boomed in the night, the sky opened, and the rain began to fall, fat droplets hitting the roof like a soothing white noise.
The alarm clock glowed an eerie, aggressive red on the nightstand.
2:13.
Arin slept soundly beside you, a loud crack of lightning that cast a bright white light about the room. Shadows splayed on the wall, and the house shook slightly. Your throat was so dry if you tried to take a breath, you would for sure choke. You needed something to drink.
Standing from the bed quietly, careful not to wake her up, you draped the comforter back over her and smoothed over your spot.
In nothing but a black tank top and athletic shorts, you stood by the entrance to your room, peering down the dark, looming hallway that led to the kitchen. The lone light in the kitchen cast shadows surrounded by warm, glowing light. The sound of the AC buzzing faintly in the background as the rain beat against the roof and windows. Silently shutting the door behind you, you made your way down the hall with one mission. A glass of water and a breather.
You walked to the kitchen sink, grabbing a cup out of the cabinet and pouring yourself a glass. You tipped your head back and chugged the glass, the cold water soothing your headache and chilling your insides. With a deep sigh, you set the glass on the counter. You rubbed your eyes, sleep overtaking you again as a yawn bubbled up.
You looked out the window that was placed above the sink. The outside world was dark, the rain pattering against the glass, and the droplets racing down the pane. The wind blew branches from trees around the perimeter of the house, causing them to beat against the walls and windows. A cacophony of different sounds that melded together to harmonize into a sleep-lulling white noise.
“Hey, peaches…” Soft lips pressed against the shell of your ear as the smell of pine and vanilla engulfed your senses, an arm wrapped around your waist while the other gripped the sink, caging you against the counter. A broad chest pressed against the back of your head as the hand around your waist pressed its fingertips into your lower abdomen.
San kept his voice quiet, like you were in a bubble, and the slightest noise too loud could burst it. “What’re you doin’ up so late, babydoll? Can’t sleep?” he whispered it teasingly, like he was making fun of you in your ear.
You craned your neck back to shoot him a glare. His eyebrows raised at your expression, before he relaxed at the promise that you’re about to give him a challenge. You looked back at the window in front of the sink. “I’m sick of all your teasing, Mr. Choi. I can’t tell-” the arm gripping the sink came forward and curled before pressing against and around your throat, gentle enough not to restrict airflow or hurt you, but just enough to warn you that he could if he wanted to
The hand holding your waist traced little circles on your abdomen, pressing down every now and then before slowly grazing down further until it played with the strings on your shorts. Twirling them around his thick, rough fingers.
Your head spun at his sudden decision to put you in a headlock, your eyes whipped down, and all you could see was the bulky muscle of his forearm curled around your throat so possessively, you almost let your knees buckle underneath you. His lips oh so gently nipped at the lobe of your ear, kissing down your neck and back up again.
“Aww, baby’s tired of the teasing?” His hand slipped past the waistband of your shorts, dancing over the hem of your underwear. “Want me to just ruin you already, huh? Is that what you want, sweetpea?” His fingers slipped past the waistband of your underwear, tugging away from your skin before letting it snap back against your flesh with a quiet pop.
You nod quicker than you would have liked to, your body answering before your brain could rationalize your thinking. He laughed under his breath at your eagerness, then used the hand from the arm around your neck to grip your hair in his fist. He held it, guiding your neck to angle downward so your lips were pressed against his bicep.
“Bite down for me, baby.” You hesitated for a moment before opening your mouth, closing your teeth around a spot on the muscle, instinctively running your tongue along the spot to soothe it. San winced, barely, before dipping his fingers past the waistband of your underwear and cupping his hand around your pussy.
“Gotta keep you quiet, sweetheart. Don’t need your pretty little noises being heard. Be good for me and keep it down, and I’ll make you feel so good.”
You furrowed your brows and focused on the feeling of his finger dragging up between your folds, stopping to massage your clit in slow, sensual circles. Your jaw tightened its grip on his arm, the muscle flexing in response to the stimulation.
San dragged his finger back down, slipping his middle and ring finger inside of you, your thighs squeezing around his wrist in response as his arm slightly tightened around your neck. You moaned into his arm, your own hands coming up and gripping the arm snaked in your shorts and subtly but not so subtly ground your clit against his wrist as he fucked his fingers into you, working you open and trying to perfectly hit that breathtaking spot inside you.
Deep in your cunt his fingers curled just perfectly, grazing your g-spot and causing a full body shiver to travel through you as your clit bumped the palm of his hand simultaneously.
San pressed his open mouth against your cheek, mocking your heavy breathing and whining teasingly with his own voice, smiling when you clenched around his fingers. His eyebrows knitted to copy your pleasure ridden face. God if he only had a mirror in front of you both right now.
“Nasty, nasty girl.” He clicked his tongue, pressing the pads of his fingers against that spongy spot inside of you, rubbing in pressurized circles. Your voice began to slip, the feeling too intense, toes curling as you drooled all over his bicep.
“San… oh my god, so good…” your head lolled back, no longer bothering to silence yourself as the rain outside grew so heavy it felt like the house was encased in TV static.
San groaned, moving his arm around your throat and gripping your neck with his hand. He angled your head up and leaned his head down. Tracing his lips against yours as he continued to work further to your orgasm with his fingers, his lips slotted with yours desperately. You let yourself whimper and cry into his mouth, his tongue sliding down your throat and drinking your sounds up happily. He nibbled on your bottom lip, grinding his palm against your clit and massaging your spot harder.
“That's it. Don’t worry about anything else. Focus on that feeling. Focus on me.” His thumb rubbed into the side of your throat soothingly. A fire flickered in his eyes when he looked into yours and watched the way you practically melted at the look he gave you. And that was all he needed before he whipped you around to face him, slipping his fingers out of you.
He ripped your shorts and underwear down and off your legs, tossing them somewhere into the darkness of the kitchen. His arms hooked under your thighs and lifted you up… up.. Until your legs were on his shoulder. He had you high up on the wall, back pressed against the cold wall. His big hands sank into your plush thighs as he held them on his shoulders, his face snug between your legs. He was standing… holding you on his shoulders like you weighed nothing.
You went rigid for a moment, for being so high up, and San between your thighs. It all happened so quickly.
His hot breath was clouding your cunt, the warm feeling causing your thighs to shiver and your eyes to roll in anticipation. His hands squeezed your thighs tightly in warning, his eyes meeting yours for a second.
“Quiet. I just need to taste you, just once… one time.” He buried his face in your soaked cunt, his nose bumping against your clit and his tongue sucking like a fucking man starved. Like he was drinking you.
Your whimpered crackled from your chest in no time, your hands flying to his hair to get a grip so you wouldn't fall off his goddamn shoulders. “Sannie.. Nghmm… can’t stay hah.. Quiet..” The noises were obscene.
The slurping and the wet open-mouth kisses. He would close his plush lips around your clit and suck like his life depended on it, which nearly pushed you over the edge in seconds. You were dripping down his chin, drops of your slick, and his saliva fell onto his tank top. Just filthy.
He ground deep into your cunt, shaking his head side to side feeling your body jolt every time his nose grazed your clit. “Gonna come for me, peaches?” he whined into you. “c’mon, you can do it. Give it to me, I need it… please. Please, baby, please.” Your fingers tightened their grip on his hair as you started to feel yourself falling apart, a breathless and silent “cumming” being mouthed by your wet lips.
“Yes. Yes,” he moaned into you like a mantra, coaxing you through your orgasm and helping you come down. San quickly let your body drop so that now your legs were wrapped around his waist. He carried you hurriedly through the living room, down the hall, and into his room, right across from Arin’s. His room was dark, the only light coming from his window when the sky lit up with lightning.
He laid you on the edge of his bed, ripping off his tank top and lifting your legs up so your ankles rested on his shoulder. The view was gut-wrenching. His tall, rippling body. He looked so smooth, the ridges in his abs and his pecs so perfectly shadowed, it was like he was painted. His arms held your leg open on and his shoulder as he craned his neck to the side and looked you over like he wanted to snap you in half.
His legs hidden below the bed, but the sight of his hot, thick cock laying on your stomach nearly had you reeling. The pink tip twitched against your belly button as San did everything in his power not to start humping himself against your tummy.
One hand traced up your stomach lightly, around the peaks of your nipples, up your neck, and up against your lips.
“Open.” San commanded, tapping his fingers against your cheek. You complied, feeling as he slipped his fingers in your mouth onto your tongue, pressing down.
He leans forward, his chest grazing yours as he rests his forehead against yours. He guided his hips backward and angled the tip of his cock against your slick cunt.
“Shhh,” he whispered against your skin, pressing wet kisses on your ear. With the patience that San didn't wholeheartedly believe he had, he pushed himself inside of you. He pulled back to get a better look at him sliding in, but he paused, transfixed,
He stared at where you two connected, your cunt hugging him for dear life. He twitched inside of you before inching in more, opening his mouth to let out a low, perverted groan.
“She's takin’ me so well, sweetheart. Swallowing me up is so good…” His fingers curled down into your mouth when he bottomed out inside of you. His tip is sitting heavy right against your spot. Your eyes rolled, and you could clench at the feeling of him twitching in you.
San winced and brought a hand to grip your right hip, his thumb spreading over your stomach to your belly button and kneading your tummy gently while he held your hips down against the bed, He bit his bottom lip, eyes flicking up to yours in desperation before moving back down and locking his gaze back on your pretty pussy,
“Fuck, dont move babydoll. I’ll cum…. Just.. mmmf… be still. Let me…” he stayed still for a second, before pulling his hips back and moaning out loud and the slick sound your pussy made. He slid back until his tip was the only thing inside of you, before rolling his hips and burying himself back in you deeeeepp.
Your whole body twitched and your hands came up to grip the wrist of his hand that was currently fucking your mouth with his fingers. Every roll of his hips had your whole body shuddering in pleasure, and still his eyes stayed glued at your cunt. He was mesmerized by the movement, watching his own abs roll as your stomach slightly bulged every time he pushed back inside. In and out, in and out…
San forced himself to rip his eyes away from where he pistoned inside of you. He lolled his head back and squeezed your waist even tighter, slipping his fingers out of your mouth and placing his hand on the other hip. He dragged your body up and down on his dick dropping his head back to stare at your body so pliant and willing for him.
The hands on your hips gripped you with iron strength, as San used your body as a fleshlight, fucking your cunt down on his cock, You took the sight before you in, San completely fucked out, pussydrunk.
His skin glistened from the heat of your bodies, stray strands of hair stuck to his forehead and covered his eyes, and the tip of his tongue poked past his lips as he focused completely on getting you where you needed to be. His abdomen rolled into yours so smoothly it's like he was dancing, his whole body shoving itself deeper into you, closer to your body.
He pushed your legs down so that your knees were bent and pressed against your chest, effectively folding you in half. His cock sank impossibly deeper inside of you, pulling a deep guttural groan from you.
Quickly, San pressed his lips back on yours, swallowing your cries with his mouth and licking soothing patterns into your mouth. He was so deep in your guts it felt like he was touching your ribcage, the way his body covered yours underneath him, his hands holding your legs up.
“Hush, baby, you’re being so loud. Be a good girl for me and hold it in, please, mkay? You can do it. Take it deeper, you can do it, I know you can.” He pistoned his cock into you, his head roughly kissing that spot deep in your tummy that had your back arching and your breathing staggering.
The living room was hot, and San’s body engulfed yours like you were all his. He rested his forehead against yours and his eyes roved down your body arriving back down to where his cock slipped in and out of you so smoothly. So deep and so determined. His eyes remained glued to the sight once again. His head swam with all the nasty things he wanted to tell you. To do to you.
Obsessed was an understatement, he adored watching himself slip in and out of you, the way you sucked him in so eagerly, the way your cunt dripped for him, a thin creamy ring around the base of his cock.
He locked eyes with you again, his hand squeezing around your throat, the spots of your peripheral vision slightly blinking out as his other hand came down and slowly rubbed slow circles on your clit.
San bit his bottom lip, watching as your face contorted into a cock drunk expression, not even caring to keep yourself quiet as he continued rubbing deliberate circles on your sensitive clit.
His hand cupped around your mouth and pressed down, his eyes boring into yours in a silent warning.
“What happened, baby? You were doing so well keeping it down.” He pouted mockingly at your pathetic attempts at silencing your moans. “Can’t take it after all, peaches?” A particularly targeted thrust knocked the wind from your lungs for a second, nearly pushing you into your orgasm.
His mouth lowered to your throat, kissing up your neck before landing by your ear.
“Can I cum inside you pretty baby please? Please?” He groaned, biting the shell of your ear lightly, continuing to fuck you into his mattress like he needed you to breathe.
He moved his hand away from your mouth, allowing you to answer.
“Im- ngh ah! On the p-pill. Oh, San, yes, yes, please inside, please!” Before you got too loud, San pressed his lips to yours, swallowing your moans in lingering, deep kisses. Slow and sloppy, his eyes rolled back as his eyelids fluttered shut.
“Yes, c’mon..” He sighed into your mouth, slowing his hips and aiming directly for that stomach-wrenching spot inside of you, deliberately rolling his hips to repeatedly and heavily press against it. So quick it was unbelievable, your orgasm crept up your spine and curled around your stomach.
“Right there, right there, right there…” You prayed into his mouth, eyebrows knitted in concentration. San laughed, sucking on your bottom lip as he moved the hand on your clit up to press his entire palm on your lower stomach.
“Right here?” He tilted his head as his eyes remained glued to your face, watching every single little change in your expressions, enamored, with a sinister smile on his flushed face. He pushed down, the pressure becoming too much as your body spasms for a split second, before the orgasm crashed into you.
San kissed you even deeper, trying his hardest to muffle the sounds that spilled from your pretty, swollen lips, his groans falling down your throat and nearly drowning out your own. His whole body twitched, and he finally let go, his hands gripping you so tight as he came so deep in your guts you felt him in your chest.
“Taking it all so well.” He pulled from your lips, his hips rolling gently to work you through your high. When your legs finally stopped shaking, he slipped out of you with slick, vile slowness, his eyes stayed glued as he watched his cock slip out of you, moaning quietly to himself when his tip popped out and his cum began seeping out of your cunt.
His eyes flicked up to you, splayed in his sheets, hair messy, drooling, chest heaving with exertion. So pretty for him. He crawled up the bed, coaxing you to lift your head on the pillow. He chuckled at your fucked out state. “When you can find your feet again, Bambi, we can go take a shower. I’m sure this old man did a number on you.”
You glared at him, his expression nothing short of goofy, pulling a smile from you. “Stupid.” You mumbled. San smiled back, hands reached forward and gripped the sides of your face, pulling you into a slow, deep kiss. He pulled back with a wet pop.
“Smile all pretty like that and ‘m just gonna have to fuck you again, sweetpea.”
Your heart stuttered before it dropped, suddenly remembering the predicament you were actually in. 1 day down. 5 more to go. Just how fucked were you.
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FYT (Stack.M x R)


Summary: “I might end up with us kissing, touching, fuckin’…girl ya body’s callin’ for me, I’m fucking you tonight.”
Contains: my extremely poor self control, everyone has a country accent, this is still for the _ strictly for the _, cursing, smut, kissing, oral (fem receiving), he’s not a vampire but he’s STILL a munch, his di€k is big and fat because cmon look at this man, nasty kissing seriously, unprotected s£x, fingering, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, hair pulling, rough s£x, I’m talm bout innnitttt, choking, one spank, petnames, begging, nippIe sucking, biting, u got that WAP fr, it’s cool bc Stack ain’t scared of drowning, he’s also a pvssy bully, smoke got jokes apparently😒and anything else I know I’m forgetting 🙂🤷🏽♀️
A/n- this is long so good luck🤝🏽🫶🏽 @childishgambinaax @prettyisasprettydoes1306 @twistedsistas-stuff @ayeeeitsmiracle @browngirldominion
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The room was silent.
Nothing besides the sound of your breathing and the muffled music from downstairs but the air buzzed with an electric kind of tension, thick and dangerous.
“Last chance baby, you wanna tell me what was that earlier?”
Your heart skips a beat as you feel yourself grow even more restless. The fact that he was giving you an easy way out already tipped you off that you were about to get put through your paces and that was fine because you didn’t want it easy, you wanted it hard. And in order to guarantee that…
“Not unless you wanna admit that yo’ ears was working just fine and that you don’t really need me to tell you a damn thing, then nah. I’m good.” You snark as you tilt your chin up and it actually does get dead quiet. Stack squints, furrowing his eyebrows while blinking because it’s no way he heard you correctly…except he did.
There’s a click of teeth and before you can brace yourself or open your mouth to sass him some more- you’re flat on your back with your heart in your neck and a big hand locked around your throat getting tighter by the second.
It doesn’t paint you in the best light as a lady, especially not one who’s supposed to be respectable the way you soak through your panties, hips twitching upwards and your dress pooling around your hips from because of the man standing between your thighs looking down at your everything as you whine- shamelessly. Stack watches the way your eyes flutter, mouth dropping open as you gasp. Partially because of the lack of oxygen and also because of the arousal burning though your body.
His grip is tight.
Tight enough to make you lightheaded but he knows you wouldn’t have it any other way; so wet he can taste you in the air and he smiles at how your mouth wasn’t the only thing slick about you. The sight of gold adorning his canines almost make you pass out. Shuffling your hips back a bit, you go to hump up against the fat swell in the front of his slacks and surprisingly, not only does Stack let you- he meets you. Grinding down heavily against your cunt, bending over to suck wetly at your mouth and you’re in heaven.
Bringing a hand to his belt, you pull softly at the leather and instead of taking it off, he pulls away, cooing in mock sympathy at the needy frustration on your face.
“You want it, sweet thing?”
Instinctively, you almost close your eyes because it’s bait and you know it is. It always is when he gets to talkin’ to you like that- low and indulgent. Still,
“Mhm”, you swallow; breathing somewhat clearer with Stack’s hand loosened, “I-I want it-”,
“Tough, ‘cause you can’t have it.”
Your blood is boiling underneath your skin from how bad you need him and pissed off tears begin to bud in your eyes as you glare up at him with all the heat in hell itself but his grin stays in place. Moving his hands on either side of your head as he starts moving against your core, hitting your button with every filthy grind and you moan weakly.
“Why n-”,
“Because I’m in charge and you ain’t ask nicely enough for my tastes.” He purrs against your collarbone before licking a hot wet stripe up your throat to suck nasty bruises under that spot beneath your ear that makes you keen. Large hands grope all over your body, settling on the low cut of your dress and Stack slots his mouth over yours again, tongue filling your mouth and you’re rutting against him just as hard while sucking on the muscle in pleasure. Before you can stop yourself, you run your nails down the nape of his neck. Bad(good) move.
All of the sudden, there’s a loud rip. Stack yanks away from your lips to look at the torn top of your dress. Was it expensive? Yes. Did you care? No. He swears before taking one of the swollen buds into his mouth and you gasp, drawing your eyebrows together in bliss- head spinning. Yet before you can loose yourself, Stack rolls the bud between his teeth and bites.
Pain blooms through your chest instantly making you choke, Stack tugging it before he lets go, letting the swell bounce back into place. The sting lingers something real fierce though and before you can bitch at him for it, he laves his firm tongue thickly over it, soothing the tenderness and you shudder.
Unfortunately for you, it’s only the start of the cycle as he gives your other nipple the same treatment. Sucking, biting to the point of pain, then heavy licking. It hurt but it was also good. So good that the thrumming pain in your nipples paired with the delicious waves of pleasure in your rutting core has you coming hard.
Stack doesn’t take his eyes off you.
No, he loves to see the way your pretty face forms into a pout and your swollen lips form that sexy O as you gasp and cry for him, smooth skin and licked raw nipples. Biting his lip, he watches dazed as you writhe in ecstasy, panting when you start to come down.
You’re dizzy and sweaty but you’ve never felt better still you need more. When try you catch your breath, you end up swallowing it when Stack begins to undo his vest and shirt with one hand and sliding your cum slick panties off then pocketing them with the other. You get to drink in the hard lines of muscle before he drops to his knees, pushing your dress up all the way n pressing a fat wet kiss to your clit before sucking it into his greedy mouth and you hear colors.
He’s got you sobbing in under a minute because normally when you cum, he’s kind enough to give you a couple minutes.
You really should have taken him up on taking the easy way out.
Nestling himself further into your cunt, it’s lick after lick between your swollen pussy lips, electricity running up your spine as you tremble. Heat rushes over you in mind numbing waves and threatens to overtake you completely when you’re filled with three of his thick fingers, back arching as they start to swirl harshly against that spot inside you that makes you melt, thrusting sloppily.
Stack presses his lips tight around your nub and when he starts to suck, you fall apart and he groans into your pussy while you lose it and it’s music to his ears.
And just like he knew you would, you beg.
Between the sobbing, the screaming, gasping, moaning and even apologizing…you beg- certain you were gonna lose your mind if he kept going. But that wasn’t what he wanted to hear so he kept lapping away. Drinking you down like you were the best liquor in the country.
“I- uh! Said I was s-sorry- fuck!” Shaky, worn out moans break up your sentence as Stack pulls away with an obscene smack, looking up at you with a wet mouth and lidded eyes- he licks his lips, humming at your taste.
“I heard ya but you know I want more than a lil sorry..”, he trails off and you know what he means; left to choose between your pride or your sanity.
In the moments that you decide, Stack resumes. You feel him roll your nub around with his tongue and when you feel the start of teeth- you break.
“Okay! Okay! Before- I-i said somethin’ under my breath! You was right..”, and Stack looks like the cat the got the cream.
“And what did y’say, pretty?”
Your face burns but you still speak loud enough for him to clearly hear that:
“I said that I..,” you swallow and decide to just get it over with.
“‘Said that I wish you’d break me in.”
“Good girl.”
Satisfaction rolls off Stack in waves as he nods slowly, rising to his feet with a smirk. He hums to himself as he manhandles you onto your stomach, pressing you down into a deep arch and when you hear his belt and fly come undone, blood rushes through your ears. The fat head of his tip presses at the messy wetness of your hole and he bites his lip.
“Y’ready for me to break you in, sweets?”
A warbled moan is the best you got and he takes it, stuffing you full in one thrust. Jesus Christ, it’s such a tight fit that it hurts but in the best way- back arching further as you grapple weakly at the desk. Sobbing moans and wet smacks filling the room. Stack lets out a heady groan, watching the fat of your ass recoil with every thrust, thick strings of your wetness dripping off his cock every time he slides out and he snaps.
Tangling his fingers through your hair, he gets a good grip and pulls, landing a heavy smack on your ass too. The sting makes your eyes water, intensifying the pleasure you already feel as you tighten around him and he’s fucking into you hard enough to knock the air clean out of your lungs. Meanwhile, Stack’s so overcome with pleasure that he can barely think, tingles coiling up is spine as his cock is wrapped in the tightest heat he’s had in his life, ears ringing with your moans that are rising and he knows that when you cum, it’ll be heard-even over the music.
He’s so big that he doesn’t even have to try to hit that spot inside you- shifting a little, pounding away at the nerves n’ the way you go boneless tells him all he needs to know.
“That’s the spot, huh?”
It feels like his fat head is snug up against your stomach and you just can’t quiet yourself down. Broken cries spilling from your throat with drool pooling underneath your cheek and the sight makes his chest burn; railing more than a few of your screws loose.
You were so close.
You’d been close before you waved the white flag by admission and of course he knew that. The twitching of your cunt is on the verge of milking him and he lets go of your hair to wrap his grip around your throat instead, biceps bulging as he squeezes, lips flush against your ear whispering the nastiest things and it’s too much.
Clamping down around his fat cock so tight, he can’t even move as you cum. Its like each and every one of your nerves sizzle before exploding while you leak messily around him, almost blacking out from the overwhelmingness of it all. Stack hisses at how your walls pulse around him, fucking into you with his grip tight around your windpipe until soon enough he lets go too, shooting deep into your pussy with a heavy groan.
You both take a good couple minutes to catch your breath but Stack recovers first. Pulling out slowly then adjusting himself before helping you turn over to lay on your back, breathing heavily. You’re sweaty, you can’t feel your legs, you didn’t have an extra dress to change into, but you got what you wanted and that’s what matters. A lazy grin comes over your face and Stack smiles with you, leaning down to kiss you softly and you purr happily.
“See? Y’so much nicer after you get sum ‘act right’.” Stack’s grin broadens, dimples deepening when you roll your eyes, unamused.
“Not true. I always act right.” Now that was a lie. A lie so blatantly obvious that he laughs, chest warm as it moves against yours and your face warms in affection.
“Right. And I’m Jim Crow-”, his chuckles cut off his own sentence as you swat him on the arm, laughing with him and he’s all too content until there’s a knock at the door.
“Stack n’ company? Y’all decent?” Smoke’s voice is muffled through the wood. You snort at the ‘n company’ part while Stack hurries to cover you with his jacket. It’s big so it works and kind of itchy but smells wonderful and you glow as you nod at him to respond.
“As decent as we’ll be tonight. Come in.”
Smoke comes in and his eyes widen at the state of you two. Whistling,
“Damn! You know it’s bad when you can tell who floats like a butterfly and who stings like a bee-”,
You cover your face in embarrassment as Smoke laughs so hard he has to lean against the door to hold himself up. Stack has to bite his lip to keep from laughing with him too. Sucking his teeth instead.
“Man, what do you want?” Smoke shakes his head before answering like it’s obvious.
“To see if y’all ready to go home or if y’all staying here all night.”
Huh?
“Smoke, what time is it?” He looks at his watch then back at you.
“1:47- almost 2 in the mornin’.”
Damn. The joint closed at one. Wait-! That meant-
“Could y’all-”,
“Hear? Nah, we imagined it. Cornbread gon be talkin’ bout y’all though. Anywho-“,
Your lips thin into a line and you feel a headache coming on before Stack tells his brother that yes, you’re going home and to go wait by the bar and while y’all fix up and he shoots him a look before going, turning on his heel and closing the door. You look up to find Stack already looking at you, smile soft as cotton.
“You alright, baby?”
Warmth blooms all over and you just wanna cuddle him but that’ll wait until you’re back in bed. Leaning up, you kiss him sweetly on the cheek.
“My back hurts but m’ absolutely perfect, now cmon. Smoke’s waitin'.” He nods, kissing you one last time before pulling off you. Making himself presentable and buttoning the oversized blazer of his you have on.
Stack’s carrying you down the stairs to meet Smoke and go home when you gasp, remembering something.
“Do you think Cornbread’ll have told the entire world by tomorrow?”
#sinners#sinners 2025#sinners stack#sinners smut#sinners x reader#sinners movie#michael b jordan#michael b jordan x reader#elias stack moore x reader#elias stack moore#elias moore#elias moore x reader#stack x reader#stack smut
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god. Vivienne really is just. that character. She is taken to the circle so young she does not remember what her parents even looked like and someone had to tell her. She wouldn’t even know if they were telling the truth. She is ruthless, the terror and nightmare of the Orlesian court. She almost weeps when you find the Tranquil skulls in Redcliffe. She hates drop waists. She is harrowed younger than any other mage in living memory. She teaches Bull the steps to the dance of the six candles. He likens her to a Qunari dreadnought that has half the enemies on the ground before he’s even reached the front line. Her accent’s not Orlesian. No Free Marcher can tell where she is from either. Is her original voice another part of herself she cut off? She enchanted a duke within one meeting and they scandalised even Orlesian society. She was good friends with his wife. They possibly fucked too. No can control her. She’s been owned since the moment she was first brought to the Circle. She belongs to no people. There are a dozen leashes around her neck claiming otherwise. She makes fun of an elven god for setting his coattails on fire. She is on the verge of banishing Cole back to the Fade all the time. She can’t help but grow to care for him at the end despite her best efforts to pretend otherwise. She hates herself for it. She thinks caring makes you weak. During the first conversation you have with her unmasked as a Trevelyan, she begs to know if you also cared about her childhood friend, Lydia. She tries to import illegal fur into Skyhold. Did she kill everything soft within her soul herself or did the Chantry sisters do it for her? She is impossible to prank. Some might say she’s even better than Sera at pranking. She was pulled into the game by the time she was nineteen. She’d faced worse things since she could first remember her dreams. Life has never been fair. One merely needs to be hard enough to survive. The blade at her neck when she lay on the floor of the harrowing chamber was no different from the hunger in her belly as child, a necessary pain that only drove her forward. Maker, was there ever any chance that she did not see cruelty as simply another word for life? Is there any version of her that does not end up surrounded by moral filth?
#dragon age#vivienne#I've been working on a gift fic for a friend that is centred around her that I may end up posting to ao3 as well#and god#my god#this woman
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dream a little dream of me...
...the one where chan arrives home just in time to kiss you to sleep.
this one is for @knowbites <333

chan and his big feet try hard, but they're never really quiet. you hear him before the door clicks like it’s trying not to wake the house. considering the house has you and a little black cat inside, it's already up.
you roll over, one eye barely open, the other still dreaming.
there's a rustle, a sigh, the sound of a jacket hitting the back of the chair, a whispered swear under his breath when he hits his toe against a piece of furniture. classic chan.
he enters the space where you lie and immediately steps into the bathroom, fresh clothes tucked under his arm. the shower starts with a soft spray, steam curling under the door like it's saying hi. like it's chan's way of saying he missed you.
you let your arm flop across the empty side of the bed.
warm now, because you always leave the blanket turned down for him.
like a note.
like: come home soon, okay?
he does. eventually. because home means you.
he pads into the room with damp hair and tired bones and that goofy boyish smile that shows up just for you because he knows you're awake.
“hello, mysterious lump in my bed,” he whispers with a giggle.
“are you accepting snuggles or are you strictly here to haunt me?”
you stretch one arm out without opening your eyes.
“bring offerings first.”
“what kind?”
“compliments. forehead kisses. percy.”
the black cat, as if summoned, meows sleepily from the foot of the bed. the kind of meow that says he's disappointed by chan's attempt at keeping it down when he entered the house.
chan gasps.
“betrayed by my own son.”
you giggle, and that’s all it takes for him to crawl under the covers, a little cold and a whole lot adorable, wrapping himself around you like a sloth that missed you all day.
“why do your toes feel like icicles?” you mumble, letting him settle into you.
“because i walked through the tundra to get to you.”
“baby, you parked in the garage.”
“emotionally, it was a tundra.”
you let him press his face into your neck and inhale dramatically.
“you smell like the lavender detergent," you mumble without having to sniff him closely.
“you smell like sleep and the leftover scent of your conditioner. and love. and also possibly… cat fur?”
“he sheds when he’s proud,” you yawn before kissing chan lazily. “you should’ve told him he was handsome.”
“i did. he blinked at me slowly. i think i’m forgiven for the tuna thing from monday," he mumbles against your lips, very dedicated to the kiss and telling you about percy's recent behaviour towards him.
chan shifts closer, lips now brushing the shell of your ear.
“did you miss me or just the foot warmer function?”
“mostly the foot warmer. but also your stupid jokes. and your arms. and that thing where you kiss my shoulder like it’s the most interesting place in the world.”
he kisses your shoulder now, slow.
“it is the most interesting place in the world. all the best dreams start there.”
you giggle again, sleepy and full of that dumb, glowing joy that makes your chest feel fizzy.
he rubs your back lazily, half a circle, then stops before kissing the corner of your mouth.
“i told hyunjin i missed your laugh and he told me to write a poem about it and sell it on etsy.”
“i would buy that. do you think it comes with a scented candle?”, you ask against his lips.
“probably in the scent of ‘emotional stability and forehead kisses.’”
“i love you all silly and tired like this.” you whisper, sinking into him as your words start to slur with sleep.
he smiles into your hair, kissing your hairline now. god, this man and his kisses will be the death of you.
“same. now go to sleep before i start reciting sonnets in my worst australian accent.”
you snort, already half gone.
outside, the city hums like background music.
inside, he holds you like a pillow he never wants to give back.
and just before you drift completely, you hear him say, quiet and grinning:
“goodnight, lovebug. dream a little dream of me. featuring lots of making out. and percy.”
you fall asleep with a smile. like you always do when you're in his arms.
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thinking a yandere! farm boy with a city girl darling.
your father had always told you to aim for great aspirations in life. you held yourself in high regards, and though you weren’t particularly mean, you weren’t the kind of girl to let people trample over you either.
when he’d suggested a summer in the farm it hadn’t exactly matched your ideals of a ‘perfect summer’. you understood that he only wanted what was best for you, and though you tried to dissuade you, his mind was set. something about nostalgia and visiting a lifestyle he had left behind lingered on his mind, and he pushed you towards it with him.
and so days later you found yourself practically stranded in a place that lacked signal and under the scorching sun. the skin itched and sweat dripped from your forehead, but you tried your best to remain determined, even as he introduced you to an old friend he had in the past, and his son, malcom.
you didn’t care much for his friend, but there was something about the boy that made your heart pause. something about his sun-kissed freckles, and the way his chapped lips would turn upwards into a smile when you entered the room.
he was smitten with the idea of having you around. a bright city girl, with an education higher than he could imagine. more often than not, you found yourself trying to avoid him, but he always managed to find you.
“you’re not used to this place, huh girlie?” he had said once, his tone thick with an accent that you were unfamiliar with. his voice was soft, though held a deepness to it that you couldn’t identify, and when you forced yourself to stare him in the eyes his pupils were a shade the colours of blossoming leaves.
“you think you’re better than us. ‘nd i think it too, but try not to make it too obvious ‘nd upset your daddy, will ya?” he had asked. you scoffed at him, facing away as you wiped another bead of sweat from your forehead, and he lazily tossed a damp towel towards you.
he could be nice. though he wasn’t shy with ogling you he was a hard worker, taking care of the animals and skinning the dogs of their fur in the heat. he had pushed a bald puppy towards you and you screeched, and he only gave you a laugh in response, ruffling his already messy hair before continuing his work.
he wanted you to help. to groom the horses and to play with the sheep, but you were much too privileged to want to waste your time with such a thing. you opted to reside in the room you’d been given instead, a book placed in your lap as you hummed songs from your childhood.
the days of summer stretched and your time together was thinning away. you didn’t mind, happy at the idea of resuming your time in the city. but he wasn’t happy about the idea, and try as he might it only became glaringly obvious.
“pa, surely you’d want her to help around more! in all her time here the girl’s been lazing about doing nonsense! keep the filly here for a few weeks more to toughen her up around the edges!” you’d heard him telling his father one night. your blood had run cold, and you could hear his dad debating the idea, before he agreed to try and speak to your father.
try as you may to convince your father, he agreed with the two. he gave you a kiss on the forehead and told you to be well behaved, promise you that you were in good hands and then set on his way back home. he had work to return to, but he was willing to delay your studies if it meant preparing you to be a stronger and more independent lady.
you had lashed out at malcom that night, cursing him and pushing him backwards once he tried to approach you. the boy was stubborn, and trapped onto your arm and you pulled his hair from its place on his head, trying to hurt him.
he only smiled, a blush on his face as he told you that it was for your own good. the farm needed more help, and a charming lady such as yourself completed the image of a perfect farm, fitted besides him and hanging by his arm.
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So I’ve never actually watched The Princess Bride with closed captioning. All the copies I own/have owned didn’t come with that option. Well, it’s on Disney+ now, and it DOES have captions. I decided to watch it tonight because apparently half of my coworkers haven’t seen it and that made me sad.
AND WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS APPARENTLY MISSING THINGS-
I now know ALL of Fezzik’s rhymes from the boat.
I know exactly what fighting moves Westly and Inigo were saying in that EPIC fight.
I can understand what Fezzik is saying when they break into the castle (I love Andre the Giant, but his accent is so hard for me to decipher)
AND
Apparently I have missed something in the twenty years I’ve been watching this movie. When Inigo is drunk in the Thieves’ Forest, a member of the Brute Squad comes around the corner of the building after Inigo proclaims this is where [he’ll] stay, that he will not be moved.
“Ho, there!” he says.
Now. I always assumed Inigo just repeated the man’s phrase.
Oh no. The closed captions read as follows:
“I do not budge. Keep your Joder.”
Because he’s a Spaniard, in the movie it is pronounced exactly like “Ho, there.”
THAT. IS. NOT. WHAT. THAT. MEANS.
Joder means fuck in Spanish.
So when the guy comes around the corner, I can only assume Inigo’s sloshed brain just heard him shout “fuck” at him, and THAT is how he responded.
NO ONE I KNOW realized this for nearly FORTY YEARS!!!!!
Closed captioning, y’all. It’s not just because you can’t make out what they’re saying. It’s also for recognizing jokes people were slipping into movies and past censors from before you were born.
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f1 grid | southern drawl



୨ৎ : featuring : all drivers on the grid ୨ৎ : synopsis (requested by @itscalledastrategyfred) : how the grid reacts to a texan!driver!reader and her southern accent — from flustered blushing to terrible cowboy impressions and a whole lotta “yes, ma’am.” 🤠💬
୨ৎ : genre : comedy ୨ৎ : word count : 2116
୨ৎ masterlist ୨ৎ 10k event | masterlist ୨ৎ
ᡣ𐭩 a/n : yall i missed the race cus i fell asleep... am i cooked?
ʚ・red bull
max verstappen
gives you so much shit for your drawl at first.
“did you really just say y’all while threatening me?”
can’t stop smirking whenever you get riled up... especially when you say something like “i swear to god, i’ll whup your ass.”
fully imitates your accent when teasing you... and it’s terrible.
lowkey loves it though. it reminds him of daniel, in a way that’s nostalgic and soft.
once heard you say “darlin’” to someone and just froze for a second like okay, maybe this is the hottest thing alive.
pretends not to care but definitely perks up every time you say something country-coded.
yuki tsunoda
is very confused at first. “why do you sound like a cowboy?”
teases you constantly but in a very you’re my favorite person to annoy way.
starts mimicking your phrases just to make you laugh — “howdy” becomes part of his vocabulary purely to irritate you.
calls you “cowgirl” when you beat him in anything and grumbles when you call him “city boy” back.
secretly adores how unapologetic you are about it. says it makes you sound confident.
would 100% ask you to translate slang and then say it in his best impression just to see you roll your eyes.
ʚ・mercedes
george russell
first time he hears you say “bless your heart,” he panics. “wait… is that… a good thing or not?”
tries to keep it professional but gets flustered when you throw a “yes, sir” his way with that southern sweetness.
definitely raises an eyebrow every time you drop a “y’all” during press, but secretly thinks it’s endearing.
once tried to imitate your accent on live tv and it came out as australian. never lived it down.
thinks it’s hilarious how you say things like “fixin’ to win this race” — quotes it back to you every chance he gets.
might tease you gently, but 100% defends your accent if anyone else makes fun of it. “it’s not weird, it’s hers.”
kimi antonelli
very confused at first but listens so intently whenever you speak — your accent is like a whole new language to him.
starts asking what everything means. “what is… ‘rode hard and put up wet?’”
tries to mimic you saying “howdy” once and instantly turned red when you burst out laughing.
quietly loves the way you talk. it’s soft and warm to him, even if you’re smack-talking.
calls you "texas" like it’s your nickname. “hey, texas. need help with your helmet?”
100% memorizes your slang and starts slipping it into conversations to make you smile.
ʚ・ferrari
charles leclerc
confused the entire first week. just stands there smiling while you say things like “i’m fixin’ to head out” and later quietly asks carlos what it meant.
blushes furiously the first time you call him “darlin’” — tries to play it cool but is visibly short-circuiting.
imitates your accent once during an interview and gets roasted online for how bad it was. “i wasn’t even that bad, right?” you nod slowly, hiding laughter.
starts calling you “cowgirl” in private, just to see you roll your eyes and smile.
says your voice sounds like “sunlight on hot pavement.” he’s a romantic.
lowkey tries to learn country music just to bond with you — gets too into kacey musgraves and now you catch him humming “slow burn” on race days.
lewis hamilton
absolutely obsessed. tells you it’s “the sexiest accent” he’s ever heard.
constantly asking you to say things again, slower this time — just so he can hear it twice.
you say “yes, sir” once and his whole soul leaves his body.
teases you when you get heated and slip into full-blown southern mode, but with the softest grin. “there she goes, my wild southern girl.”
absolutely convinced you two need to do a cowboy-themed photo shoot. insists on wearing the hat too.
ʚ・mclaren
lando norris
the second he hears your accent, he’s already planning impressions.
“well howdy y’all, ah’m fixin’ to win me a lil ol’ race today!” — said in the worst cowboy voice imaginable.
you threaten to fight him. he grins harder.
calls you “ma’am” dramatically and tips invisible hats at you in the paddock. you once slapped him with your water bottle.
has no idea that it’s kind of hot until you call him “sweetheart” mid-argument and he just shuts up entirely.
you catch him watching country tiktoks so he can learn phrases to throw back at you. he says it’s “research.”
may joke nonstop, but the second someone else mocks you? “nah, only i get to call her cowgirl.”
oscar piastri
didn’t expect to fall in love with your accent, but here we are.
says nothing when you speak, just blinks slowly and listens like it’s music.
every now and then you catch him smiling to himself after you say something super southern like “he ain’t got the sense god gave a goose.”
finds your little quirks adorable. “you just said ‘buggy’ instead of shopping cart,” he says softly, grinning.
doesn’t mimic your accent. not even once. too respectful.
will 100% ask you to teach him how to say certain phrases, then casually use them later to make you laugh.
you say “c’mere, sugar” once and he actually blushes. he’s so gone.
ʚ・aston martin
fernando alonso
pretends like he doesn’t care but he’s obsessed with your accent.
the first time you say something like “sugar, that was a rough quali,” he just stares for a second before going, “say it again.”
tries to mimic you with his own spanish accent and ends up sounding like a cowboy in a telenovela.
“how do you say it? y’all? yuhhhll?”
laughs at himself when you make fun of it but still keeps doing it because your eyes light up every time.
secretly loves how fiery you get when you're mad — especially when you let the accent fly. “you gonna kill me, cariño?” he teases.
absolutely calls you "cowgirl" in the most smug voice imaginable.
lance stroll
immediately thinks your accent is the cutest thing alive.
“you sound like a character from a movie. it’s awesome.”
gets super flustered when you call him anything sweet — “baby,” “darlin’,” “honeybun.” it kills him every time.
has a weird little canadian twang himself so when he tries to imitate you, it comes out like “howd-eh y’all.”
you cry laughing. he commits to it anyway.
lowkey loves how different you sound from everyone else — thinks it makes you magnetic.
tries to “cowboy up” next to you in interviews and fails miserably. “we’re a dynamic duo,” he says. “city boy and the wild west.”
ʚ・williams
alex albon
thinks your accent is the best thing ever, and won’t shut up about it.
constantly repeats your phrases back to you in a horrendous mock accent just to make you laugh.
“well shoot, sugar! i reckon we got ourselves a pole!” — said at full volume in the paddock.
you threaten to hit him with your boot. he tells everyone “she threatened me in southern again. it was so hot.”
teases you with names like “rodeo queen” and “yee-haw y/n” but goes feral the first time you call him “sweetheart” on comms.
100% starts saying “y’all” unironically. refuses to admit it.
tells his PR team you’re his “emotional support cowboy.”
carlos sainz
tries to act unfazed like “it’s just an accent” but his eyes go all soft when you call him “darlin’.”
loves hearing you talk — especially when you ramble. just nods along and smiles like he understands every word even when you say things like “that boy ain’t right.”
calls you mi vaquera under his breath when you walk away.
one time you called him “baby” and he blinked twice, turned red, and muttered “mi vida...” like a reflex.
doesn’t tease, but subtly flirts back in spanish until you’re the one blushing.
quietly practices a southern phrase or two just so he can surprise you later. you catch him whispering “fixin’ to win” before a race and nearly crash your scooter laughing.
ʚ・haas
ollie bearman
absolutely thrilled the first time he hears you speak. grins like a little menace and goes “wait, say that again.”
becomes obsessed with getting you to say weird southern phrases. “wait wait, what’s the one about biscuits and gravy again?”
mimics your accent constantly but in that annoying younger brother way. you threaten him with a tire gun. he laughs harder.
teases you with a fake lasso motion every time you walk into the garage. “woah there, cowgirl.”
once called you “ma’am” in a joking tone and you shot back with “watch your mouth, sugar.” he shut up immediately.
genuinely adores it though. thinks you’re the coolest person alive.
starts picking up your slang accidentally. pr catches him saying “fixin’ to” in an interview. he panics.
esteban ocon
acts completely unbothered at first. nods politely while you talk, no visible reaction.
but he’s so internally flustered.
one day you say “yes, sir” in that sweet, drawling tone and he just stands there blinking like you short-circuited his brain.
asks pierre what certain things mean later in private. “what’s a ‘hoot and a half’?”
doesn’t tease, but is very intrigued. tells people he likes how “unique” you sound.
once tried to say “howdy” as a joke but it came out awkward and overly French. he never attempted it again.
secretly loves when you call him something soft in that accent. might not say much, but his smile says everything.
ʚ・racing bulls
liam lawson
pretends to be unbothered but he’s fully gone the first time you say “darlin’.”
literally pauses mid-sentence when you call him “sweetheart” like… yeah. that’s it. you’ve got him.
teases you gently, but it’s always with heart eyes. “you really gonna charm everyone with that voice, huh?”
obsessed with how passionate you sound when you’re fired up. just lets you rant and watches, smiling like an idiot.
tells everyone “i don’t get the hype” and then immediately melts when you rest your boots on his lap.
absolutely wants you to teach him how to two-step. “for educational reasons.”
isack hadjar
chaos incarnate. tries to mimic your accent constantly and fails in the funniest ways.
“whatchu doin’, sugarplum?” he says. you throw a wrench at him. he ducks and cackles.
you start mimicking his french accent right back. “ohhh la la, baguette!”
you two are just rude to each other and completely in love about it.
insists on calling you “sheriff” like it’s your job title. even salutes you sometimes.
if you ever call him “baby” or “mon cœur” in your accent, he shuts up immediately.
secretly thinks your voice is the most comforting sound on earth, even when you’re yelling.
ʚ・alpine
pierre gasly
absolutely loses it the first time you call him something soft like “sugar.” full flirty grin, immediately flirting back.
“you keep talkin’ like that and i’m gonna start fallin’ in love, mon amour.”
mimics your accent way too often and does it so dramatically it’s offensive.
“well HAW-DEE Y’ALL,” he says, strutting into the motorhome in your cowboy boots. you throw a towel at him.
turns every southern phrase you say into something scandalous.
“i’m fixin’ to fight you, pierre.”
“please do.”
but when you’re soft? when you call him “darlin’” and it’s not a joke? he’s quiet. maybe even a little breathless.
“don’t stop,” he mumbles. “say it again.”
jack doohan
acts cool at first but the second you hit him with a “yes, sir,” he’s toast.
blinks. stares at the floor. full body flush.
“you alright?”
“yep. yeah. mmhm.”
loves your voice but doesn’t tease. just listens. takes in every word.
gets kind of protective when people joke about your accent. “don’t be weird. it’s just how she talks.”
one time you called him “honeybun” in the middle of a race debrief and he messed up a tire strategy.
definitely the type to lowkey start picking up your phrasing — you catch him saying “reckon” once and he immediately denies it.
“i didn’t say that. you imagined it.”
he 100% said that.
ʚ・kick sauber
nico hulkenberg
pretends he’s unfazed but absolutely notices every time you say something country-coded.
raises an eyebrow and goes “what does that even mean?” but secretly writes it down for later.
makes sarcastic comments like “you gonna ride a horse to the race next?” while absolutely staring when you wear boots to media.
calls you “cowgirl” in the driest voice imaginable but it makes you grin every time.
once heard you say “lord have mercy” under your breath and now repeats it back in a bad drawl just to mess with you.
claims he’s above it, but the second you call him “baby” in a sweet voice, he forgets how to speak.
accidentally got flustered once when you offered to teach him how to line dance. “oh. uh. yeah. maybe.”
gabriel bortoleto
fully enchanted from day one. like… heart-eyes level enchanted.
asks you a million questions. “wait, say that again? what does it mean when you say ‘bless his heart’?”
doesn’t mock, just listens with a little awe in his expression.
is super respectful, always like “you sound really cool” instead of teasing.
lowkey tries to learn southern slang so he can flirt back better.
once called you “sugar” in a heavy brazilian accent and you nearly fainted.
gives you that boyish grin and shrugs like “you started it.”
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