#the Vampire Armand

[darnmand]

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlfailure.

[ivygrowncowboy]

MANY...many such cases...... (see various mental illnesses in the form of characters listed below)

[thebenevolentvampire]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND Interview with the vampire 2.03 "No Pain"

[debdarkpetal]

Domestic bliss?

Via @ annericeamc writers room.

Jacob Anderson and Assad Zaman behind the scenes of #InterviewWithTheVampire season 2.

[rasolomonwrites]

I want a needlepoint or something for my room that says heavy is the head that wears the cunty little bob in cursive so bad

every season the evilest vampire gets to rock a cunty little bob. last season lestat got the bob, now it's armands turn. heavy is the head that wears the cunty little bob

[rasolomonwrites]

[lafamilledelioncourt]

people in vampire media be like .... so they just suck the blood out? they don't find more inventive ways to survive with it? centuries of life, no one wants to get creative? take a cooking class?

but don't want to acknowledge the innovations of the vampire armand. like, my dude single-handedly came out with carbonated blood when the soda stream debuted in 1955. rat soup? invented it in the microwave in 1973. blood milkshakes? threw it together one night in his second favorite blender in 1998. blood fondue fountain? what did you think he was doing on september 11, 2001 in new york? stalking his boyfriend? NO. 👏 MAKING 👏 FUCKING 👏 MAGIC. 👏

don't insult my cooking mama princess armand de nothing, okay? gordon ramsey could never.

[rasolomonwrites]

Excuse me where is the steak n shake?

I learned that armand owns an island in florida so I made this

[lexdelioncourt]

Just sitting here thinking about how Armand invited Lestat in to destroy the Paris coven because supposedly Lestat's words had been his thoughts for half a century ... and like, what if he's also invited Daniel in to the penthouse to destroy his marriage because he likes other people doing his dirty work? What's half a century? 50 years. How long since San Francisco? 50 years. Where am I going with this? I don't know.

[arun-armand-amadeo]

[oh-alicent]

he misses his ex-situationship so bad

can we talk about armand hanging out with this stupid lestat portrait for 150 years like some kind of grieving widow. he’s so funny

[metronomicmyarmand]

Nosferatu (2024) / Ptolemaea - Ethel Cain / Interview with the Vampire / The Vampire Armand / The Queen of the Damned

[arun-armand]

I love how the tapes unravel behind him as he casually destroys the one in his hand and looks good doing it 😍

[certainunkownlove2]

he is like a puppy

armand + head tilt

[rasolomonwrites]

I love old Daniel Molloy because honestly centuries old vampires constantly seeking out super young people who don't really know who they are yet to match their freak just genuinely makes no sense. If I was an old ass vampire my human wife would be a painter or pianist or something with unmedicated ADHD in her 50s or 60s for sure. I want present day björk or nothing.