#the Ultimate Jedi who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones

[mountaingoatsyoutubecomments]

[outofcontextgoats]

the cameras Rian’s got these days are unimaginably high-res

[john-gosh-darnielle]

specifically just their bones

all the soft parts you can keep

(happy may the 4th!)

[malaisequotes]

“Bones, bones, bones, bones, bones, bones, bones, bones, bones, bones. The ultimate Jedi who wastes all the other Jedi has eaten up all their bones, all their bones, bones, bones, bones, bones.”

The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones by The Mountain Goats

[theresatmgsongforthat]

There's a Mountain Goats song for that!

[transcript: "Bones, bones, bones, bones, bones / Bones, bones, bones, bones, bones".]

[wastrelwoods]

specifically just their bones all the soft parts you can keep its the bones that have the calcium, so he says

[thefiresontheheight]

THIS line goes hard, THAT line goes hard, no line will ever go harder than “Specifically just their bones./All the soft parts you can keep./“It’s the bones that have the calcium”, so he says.” from the Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All The Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones by John “Motherfucking” Darnielle

[freckliedan]

using only song titles from one band/artist, cleverly answer the questions and tag people.

ty for the tag @kristines-galaxy-of-blackholes!! i absolutely have to do the mountain goats for this! and this is going off titles alone, not song vibes as a whole.

gender: wrong! heretic pride. (2 separate songs but. most accurate answer to the question of my gender).

how you feel: new world emerging blues.

if you could go anywhere, where: going to utrecht (listen to me. look into my eyes. someone very important to me who is the person i most want to visit in the world & have never had the chance to lives in utrecht. perfect song).

fav mode of transportation: tape travel is lonely.

if my life were a TV show: as many candles as possible.

relationship status: there will be no divorce.

your fear: whole wide world (according to my nervous system). the plague (self explanitory). [slip away from me] (<-in brackets because it's an untitled song only performed live once but we have a great tape of it. anyways choosing this because. well. fear of loss).

tagging (if you want to do this!): @slayter-kinney, @birthdaywolf, @willowfey, @milfygerard, @freckliephil, @dnphobe, @yonpote, @cactuslester, @deathclassic, literally anyone else who wants to give this a shot! i'm sleepy and cam't remember urls right now!

bonus fun fact. two of the most fun mountain goats song titles are a) thank you mario but our princess is in another castle and b) the ultimate jedi who wastes all the other jedi and eats their bones. but i'm putting the LONGEST mountain goats title under a readmore.

the song "The Proliferation of Marvel Universe Timelines Has Made It Impossible For Me to Use Search Engines to Determine Which Issue From the 70s Had Loki Predicting the Immanence of Ragnarok In Its Final Panel But It Certainly Wasn’t #272, or, New Mountain Goats Tape Song" was posted with the title "In Desperate Times Must Character Limits Re-Harsh Our Mellow? Or, New Mountain Goats Tape Song" to youtube in promotion of the album songs for pierre chuvin, which was recorded and released during early lockdown for covid.

the comic issue in question was #273.

[evilkitten3]

this one is either a cautionary tale about madara or gaara desperately trying to salvage a bedtime story. or kimimaro if you stretch it, take your pick

back on my tmg x naruto bs

this one is an obito and kakashi song

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[galacticwiseguy]

part of the fun of being a goats fan is going through their huge-ass discography, or hearing them play some obscure track live, and fixating on that specific deep cut song to be your new favorite. here are some of mine, what's yours

[bearly-holding-on]

Okay, I talk about my strained relationship with my father a lot, the abandonment and all that, but I want to share a fond memory.

I was listening to The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones (yes I kept that in my clipboard to avoid typing it all out lol) after voting in that poll and hearing John Darnielle's son in the background reminded me of this.

My father took me to see Star Wars Episode I when it came out in theaters. I was three, going on four years old. He's a big Star Wars fan and I was so excited to see the new movie with him. He's also a big Weird Al fan.

SO, combine these together, and you have one of my favorite memories: us listening to The Saga Begins in the car and singing along.

[evilkitten3]

the ultimate jedi who wastes all the other jedi and eats his bones

that's what's stuck in my head right now, so i'd probably sing that

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

[punk-chicken-radio]

the mountain goats - the ultimate jedi who wastes all the other jedi and eats their bones

-ax and TOS

[malaisequotes]

“Despair not for the end that waits for you. Fear not the fire in which your flesh must burn.”

The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones by The Mountain Goats

[strange-alchemy]

A little more art from the Eidolon: Become Your Best Self campaign I’m running, featuring catboy maybe-clones, Station Master Tama, murderous bite orbs and The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones.

Cannot recommend the Eidolon system enough, also. It’s a ridiculous amount of fun and I love the hell out of it.