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Devon's love life: My husband is kinda selling out, but have I mentioned I'm also into women?

OLD. MAN. TOXIC. YAOI. POLYAMORY

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Anyway imagine meeting the CEO of the company where you’re a lowly peon (evil, kinda hot, flirting with you) while you’re eating a succulent Chinese meal and she start hitting on you, threatens you a bit, is clearly testing for something and asking probing questions, insults your dead wife who is secret maybe alive for good measure. And you’re so scared and pissed about it you go home to the disbarred brain surgeon who lives in your basement to get your memories back and the first thing you remember is fucking said evil hot boss.

I’m sorry for the Severance spam this will continue

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I’m sorry for the Severance spam this will continue

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Dylan’s a deadbeat, Mark’s dead, Helena’s insane, Burt’s evil, Milchick’s slipping, Irving’s fucked, we are COOKED but at least Devon is bisexual.

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cobel missing severance floor sex AND next-door brain surgery oh she's gonna be so mad

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you quit your dangerous espionage brain surgery procedure. you go out to eat. you run into your boss. she disrespects your dead-not-dead wife. it pisses you off so much you resume your dangerous espionage brain surgery procedure. the first thing you remember is fucking your boss. the second thing you remember is hallucinating your dead-not-dead wife while fucking your boss. your sister interrupts you to tell you about the woman who only existed to get pregnant she had a crush on. you have a stroke and die. rip mark scout king you were having a hell of a day

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if YOU'RE having sex at work, and I'M having sex at work, WHO IS REFINING THE MACRODATA?

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Devon leave Ricken and get with me I’ll treat you better.

DEVON BISEXUAL CONFIRMATION WIN OF THE YEAR FOR SAPPHICS

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DEVON BISEXUAL CONFIRMATION WIN OF THE YEAR FOR SAPPHICS

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Helly’s love life: getting cucked by yourself

Dylan’s love life: your wife’s cheating on you with yourself (somehow different)

Irving’s love life: see above for the toxic gay polyamory religious old man love triangle

Mark’s love life: even more bonkers than any of that and so complicated that I cannot even describe it.

OLD. MAN. TOXIC. YAOI. POLYAMORY

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Religious old man toxic yaoi polyamory?

OLD. MAN. TOXIC. YAOI. POLYAMORY

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OLD. MAN. TOXIC. YAOI. POLYAMORY

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Anyway I’m 29 now

Girl: turning 29

Other girl, bravely trying to sexualize the age gap: wow, you’re like, in your late twenties and I’m in my early…we’ll, I’m in my mid tw….well, you know, I’m more in my mid twenties than you.you know. Right after your birthday, at least.

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Girl: turning 29

Other girl, bravely trying to sexualize the age gap: wow, you’re like, in your late twenties and I’m in my early…we’ll, I’m in my mid tw….well, you know, I’m more in my mid twenties than you.you know. Right after your birthday, at least.

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med bills are stacking up so i'm opening character commissions!please share if you can! thank you <3

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