#the STORIES

[chicademartinica]

To those who didn’t know me back when To my star 2 was airing (I legit almost died)I M SO SORRY FOR THE FULL MONTH OF INCOHERENT SNOT BUBBLE WHIMPERING ON YOUR DASH.

[daisyjay887]

I just finished rewatching the “Dan is gonna get this channel deleted “ what do you meme vid and oh my god I completely forgot that it is unhinged

[cultivating-wildflowers]

Tonight’s anecdote from the knitting circle:

When one of the ladies, Ruth, was a girl, mid-Michigan had a really bad tornado season. One day a raven turned up on her family's back porch and, as a joke, her mother opened the door and said, “Well, Jimmy, are you coming in or what?”

And the raven came inside.

He proceeded to make himself at home. He had a favorite perch on one of the armchairs and would clean his claws on the fabric. They fed him outside in an old enclosed dog kennel. He was evidently well-mannered and didn't disrupt the household at all. He simply strutted around like he owned the place and that was that.

Near as they could guess, the storms had disoriented him and he'd made himself welcome at the first friendly house he found.

But word eventually got around about the family who'd been adopted by a raven. A few months later, while Ruth and Jimmy were chilling outside, a car pulled up in front of the house. A man opened the door and called, "Hey, Pete! Come on, let's go home!"

Jimmy (or Pete) hopped on into the car and it drove away.

[cp3killer]

Lestappen are the only two drivers that are born in the same year. And it just so happened that they were born two weeks apart

[shxxmisafreak]

travelers i have a request . do you all sleep w a stuffed animal / plushie at night . and if you do can u plz tell me everything abt them,, what are they what is their name backstory does it have a gender where tf did you get it. is it soft. is it an anime pillow. please i need to know everything

[bestfrozentreats2]

The Stories - What comes after

from: "Walk away from the Left Banke plus" (1972/73/89)

[keischreiber]

Talking to @levi-ackerman-ds about how Kristina would be absolutely horrified the first time she sees Zeke being milked of his Spinal Fluid.

It's not enough that Marley is using children and the Eldians for their stupid war; she has to suffer seeing the first Eldian friend she made go through this spinal fluid extraction just so that the Eldians can be weaponized.

Leaves a bitter taste in her mouth that she can't do anything about it. Well, not right now at least. Not alone.

[analogboii]

post apocalyptic punk/rock alt band era oh how i miss you

[a-studious-reej]

Anyway no one can or should expect me to take these things seriously when shit keeps getting translated like this

[foxydeadgirl]

Molly Collins - The Stories

[waspandr]

Anonymous asked:

unpopular bleach opinion?

I don’t know if it’s unpopular per se but, it is my opinion.

Bleach (w/ protag Ichigo) should’ve ended with Aizen. 

Ichigo should’ve lost his powers permanently as the cost to defeat Aizen’s Butterfly dreams and the rest of the series should’ve centered around Rukia with the other Shinigami in Soul Society cause, let’s face it, once Soul Society was introduced, we didn’t really see/care about Karakura town and the undeveloped stories and characters in it that Kubo just... seemed to give up on.  

It would’ve been a nice way to continue the series in general too, letting us see things from Rukia’s perspective and you know, seeing how Shinigami as a whole function as a (soul) society instead of the weird snippets we get and how much differently they’d have to deal with big problems like the Wandereich. 

Say what you will about the fillers but they were all good arcs and stories (save for Bount) and didn’t require Ichigo saving the day. Instead, we get the spiel of “Oh no, Seireitei’s in danger! Quick call Ichigo, our only savior!” several more times.   

[zita-nope-run]

Just couldn't fall asleep after work and so my raven brain did what it always does when I can't sleep. Slides into the last fanfic or oc I was thinking about last like a 5 year old kid in waterworld for the first time and nestles in like it owns the d*** place. Unfortunately the last thing my brain landed on was a hypothetical of 'what would happen if my oc, Eclipse, and #toomanylegoes oc met up'. So I dm'd them and made an very believable meeting of pure randomness and SENT IT TO THEM. People I thought they would be asleep and would get back to me in the morning!! Nope, I started something and I don't know who will succumb to sleep first.

[stardynamite]

I WOULD UNIRONICALLY WATCH 7 SEASONS OF THIS HDKDHDK

Also damn y’all REALLY liked him huh

[chunkysoup22]

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences