#the REALEST asks.....
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Hey pookie,, your art is scrumptious
hi pookie thank uuu :DD this reminds me i gotta hop back onto ibispaint
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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Could you draw Aziraphale and Crowley kissing each other? please
okay kissing is great and all but what about
almost kissing
(1hr 37m total)
#the realest ask i've ever received#gomens#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ask a rat#rat draws#timelapse#art process
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(hoping by "send a #" you meant in asks) 7 !!!!!
ur mind .... i didn't even think of this option 🫣🥰🫶🏽
#ok to rb#everyone thank izzy for having the biggest brain in the world#i also took down the original post bc im answering this at 4am cause i woke up in the middle of the night 😭#but i also really love that u thought of this bc i didnt!!! ahdkfkajdkf and it saves me from having to pick which of these to post!!! c:#bunny binks#bunnyflesh#girlpenis-redux#i am gonna try going back to sleep now 😴#also i was contemplating scheduling this for later and i asked my wife (who also woke up too ): ) and she said “real dick riders will find#your 4am nudes“ and that was the REALEST shit I've ever heard#im still gonna rb them later but like ajfkfksjfkflsjdbfdlsksk#butch bait#femme bait#dyke bait#i guess this was accidental ask bait too 😂🫶🏽
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something i really enjoy and that i don't really see anyone commenting about is how Kendra's inner monologue is so often accidentally funny. like sometimes you'll read something from a Seth chapter and you can tell it was purposely written to get a little snort out of you, but Kendra will casually hit you with the most insane train of thought. it gets me everytime when the Teenage Girl Realness seeps through the narration
DOUBLE WHAMMY!
she's so genuine about it too. not once does she get the "oh no my brain is just being silly heehee" treatment. her thought process is just like That
#kendra sorenson#fablehaven#dragonwatch#fhdw#kendraposting#im not even sure bmull did it on purpose but his writing style makes it so kendra is so thoroughly chill about everything all the time#she gets one line to be anxious then shes back to talking to the evil entity like a passerby politely asking for directions#not a complaint shes the realest
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“Is that a problem?” + “Mommy/baby time”
Fantasy High: Junior Year | ep. 11
#she’s just like me fr#like it’s the most direct way to ask the question she gets it i get her#fig faeth#sklonda gukgak#riz gukgak#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#vid#also love riz being an embarrassed moody teen the realest ever
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ATEEEEEEEEE
#i love this man he's the realest#like fuck off no one cares no one asked#911 abc#oliver stark#evan buckley#buddie
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I reaaallly like your Nilvan design, you make her such an interesting character with a certain cold and sharp personality distinct from her canon as the token #girl of the fellowship. have you considered working in some of the elements of the original concept art of Nilvan pre-ascension, bald and with tattoos of the symbols of the old gods covering her from the neck below? I feel like that would really suit your Nilvan ^_^
Thank you!!! She's so beloved to me
My idea of her pre-ascension is pretty solid so I probably wouldn't change it, but I REALLLYYY want to draw concept art nilvan... I love that bald bitch!!! Such a badass design. Take these (kind of old and ugly) doodles until then
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https://x.com/mvnsons/status/1880605145739960646?t=1dmaO64F9TkGw70zZkonag&s=19
HE ALWAYS REPRESENTING ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
#thats why hes the realest to ever do it#when ur in a the great fan contest and nic hoult is there ect#nicholas hoult#people#the great#SHOW AND SHIP OF ALLLLL TIMEEEEEE#asks
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you’re kind of like morrisey if he wasn’t racist (this is the best compliment i can give someone)
sure ill take that
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bsd 117 isnt real what do you think of arospec kunikida bc he has a giant set of unrealistic expectations for a partner and it kiiiinda sounds like a cop out
i personally hc him as bi w fem pref but but i can totally see him on the arospec solely bc of how having a perfect partner isn’t physically possible and he’s only fooling himself 💀
#aroace ppl are the realest to ever exist tbh fuck intimacy and romance i hope it withers away#lotus’s asks
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Fic writer ask! 12? Annnddd maybe 15? (Based off your one repost!!)
YIPPEEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEE YAYY okay SOOO
12. a trope you’re really into right now
i actually gotta think about this one hold on. my mind is bouncing all over the place as of recent so i have to use all my brainpower for this uhhhh!!! i think some good ol idiots to lovers / mutual pining would fix me right now i cant lie.
that's for the sake of reading though, what trope im into for the sake of writing is the annoyances to friends pipeline ya feel? idk if im making sense but yeag
15. favorite weather for writing
i actually used to deadass only be able to write when it was raining for some reason. like my mind actually got so picky??it was last year i think during the monsoons so at least i got lots of rain for a bit but we rarely get rain any other time of the year. i still dunno what that was about. anywho
i can write under any weather but i prefer it when it's like 5am and still a little dark out but the suns rising. mainly because thats the hours that no ones even awake in the house
we almost never get snow but i think writing w/ snow outside would fix me i know i say "____ would actually fix me" so often but THIS IS THE ONE TO DO IT i swear!!!
thanks 4 sticking around :D bonus crumb + doodle since u made it this far through my rambling
#keep it burning (a&a&a)#reallilystuffart#the REALEST asks.....#entirely forgot i had an ask tag until now tbh had to scramble to find that one
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Wait does starstruck have like a harem or something with how many people she's shipped with???
yeah! she's ✨everyone's girlfriend!✨ no oc or canon character is safe from those big shiny eyes of hers!
i've actually always said this: that if 'dating' as we know it existed in her environment, she'd be the sort to accidentally be dating everybody. as it stands, she's just very polya and has a lot of love and clingy anxiety to give! she's small, but there's plenty of her to go around!
i feel like the tourney in particular is a bit of a scott pilgrim vs the 7 deadly exes situation. except it's just... starstruck vs the 7 knights she didn't realise she'd started dating 😂
#when you're an emotionally intelligent unconditional lover dropped into a vat of chronically repressed + touch starved folks#it just kinda works out.#i will say that a lot of these- especially OCs- are totally outside her canon timeline!! she has at least one canon “ship” but it's.. uh.#of all the OC ships jstruck is the primary one tho!! it's the realest To Me. insane amount of content. truly nuts. decades of story somehow#other good contenders are meteorstruck (real to me) and stell (non romo but she's their personal annoyance) and maybe redacted/redacted#my art#asks#🎀💖#others ocs#jstruck#starstruck dee#galacta knight#i'm tagging him but i want to be clear that the guy in this picture is moonverc3x's JAU galacta specifically#from J's timeline. not the galacta knight who is canon to *starstruck's* timeline. you can tell when it's my guy. you'll know.#is this#cw suggestive#because of the meme wording? just in case. i'll use it just in case.
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Stan and Ford are both lil’ freaks for each other. We’ve got a panty sniffer and a peeping Tom over here
YESSSS honestly, not a lot of people talk about how Stan is self admitted creep! what do you MEAN "that creepy age where you spy on girls", Stanley?? just casually admitting to it to his 12 year old nephew?? considering he doesnt exactly have a girl in the house to spy on, i imagine he was just feeljng so lucky to have a twin BROTHER who he can share a room with and take glances at whenever he could. you just know his teen self would burst into the bathroom while ford was showering and say hes just taking a leak when he was hoping to see something.
he gets really annoyed when ford pulls the exact same stunt when theyre both old though, only ford isnt exactly pretending, he'll outright state this is HIS house he can go in the bathroom while stan is showering whenever he wants. stan shouldve known better than to teach him that
#stancest#realest freak4freak couple out there#such a stupid hc but its canon to ms now dbdbdhdhdyd#stan when ford does it: well if youre already standing there you gonna join in or what??#ford who has long since disregarded the decency of showers before he was even pushed in the portal: fuck no#ask
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NPD + AvPD culture is resenting when relatively "normal" people complain about being lonely. how privileged do you have to be where the peak of social isolation is "only two close friends at a party?" at least you have close friends, SMH.
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#realest experience ever#we feel this all the time#npd avpd culture is#ask post#NPD#AvPD#narcissistic pd#avoidant pd#narcissistic personality disorder#avoidant personality disorder#personality disorder#cluster b#cluster c#actually npd#actually narcissistic#actually avpd#actually avoidant#npd culture is#avpd culture is
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re cherik kinks: please with how often erik's got some kind of speech going on over how charles could do whatever he wanted when he isn't wearing his helmet (something something 'I couldn't stop you if I tried', 'you could do whatever you wanted to me', 'I'd be completely helpless' like erik pLEASE) that man has been fantasizing about consensual non-con mind control roleplay ever since he first saw charles puppeteer another person. it's about the trust it's about the loss of control it's about the intimacy of sharing a mind it's about feeling the sensation of both bodies in one it's about getting exactly what you want without getting to ask for it because you're giving control to the one person who knows you better than anybody
my god you put it into words. thats it thats the ticket i got no notes only stapling this to the fridge as we speak
#nsft#snap chats#neodymium magnet isnt gonna cut it i need this burned into the metal itself#BUT YEAH NO THIS IS DEF ONEA EM THIS DEF GOSPEL#someone else said erik would benefit being able to relinquish control sometimes and that was the realest shit i ever read that day#anyway whos got any good mind control fics on deck. asking for a friend
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