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THE BEAR → 3x05 Children
#the bear#the bear spoilers#thebearedit#the bear fx#the bear season 3#john cena#neil fak#sammy fak#theodore fak#tvedit#cinematv#sophgifs#john cena as one of the fak brothers is one of the funniest thing they could've done and they've done it
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John was trying to do the Lords work lol. And I honestly kept praying he’d pull them lower so we could sneak a peek 👀
(Editor’s name on video,found on TikTok)
#roman reigns#john cena#kevin owens#jey uso#editors name on the video#found on tiktok#daddy’s looking so fine#those pants need to fall one day#just my thoughts#he’s so perfect
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Fak is too involved in Carmy and Claire's relationship. From giving Claire Carmy's number to showing up at her job with his equally annoying brother. He needs to mind his business and stop assuming what Carmy wants. In s3 ep9 Fak tells Claire he thinks (then later says knows) Carmy loves her. If you don't know Carmy's true feelings about her, why tf are you speaking for him?
Also sometimes it seems like Carmy doesn't even like Fak like that. They rarely have one-on-one scenes together and their conversations are mostly surface leveI. I always thought Fak and Richie were closer. In s2 ep3, when Claire and Carmy are talking on the phone, Carmy says Fak isn't his best friend (but then backtracks 5 seconds later saying he's probably my best friend). Then in s3 ep5 when they are preparing for the photoshoot, Fak said Carmy was #1 on his best friends list. The friendship is obviously unbalanced. Fak is one of those childhood friends you have outgrown but keep in your life due to history and familiarity. This is just another example of Carmy being stuck in the past and not being able to let go. He either needs to set some boundaries with Fak or end the friendship.
I love your blog btw. Your analysis on The Bear are very thorough.
*EXTREMELY HOT TAKE INCOMING*
Thanks for the kind compliments / thanks for the ask, but I'm starting to think that, if my suspicions are correct, that depending on how season 4 goes, that she and The Faks may shape up to be fantastic characters, at least from a trollish comedic parody perspective - and that this may be a huge 'star making role' for Molly Gordon and the rest of actors cast as the Faks if what is being set up is executed well post-reveal, and they demonstrate that, contrary to what we have seen thus far on the show, they definitely have acting range.....
Because I'm like 88% sure now that Claire x Carmy x Sydney's love triangle is an allegory/deconstructed (in part) version of Lilith x Adam x Eve from apocryphal / Jewish tradition. And that 'Sammy' Fak may be an archangel Samael figure
Lilith is Adam's first wife apocryphally and in Jewish mysticism that left him and became a she-demon / mother of demons / the "queen of the night" after being impregnated by / becoming a consort of the archangel Samael (whose name means Venom of God and is a seducing/destroying angel).
My thoughts are too incoherent right now to make a post about this theory in its own right, but all of the above could explain why the scenes where Claire is physically intimate with Carmy are shot in darkness and low light, compared to warm /well lit scenes when Syd and Carmy are emotionally intimate; it could explain why the songs that play during Carmy and Claire's scenes are frequently morbid or are outright about death, or lyric less ambient scores that invoke the feel of psychological horror,
and why mostly love songs are played for Carmy and Syd's.
I've made some posts /edits pointing out the parallels between Claire / Carmy / Syd and these biblical / mythological figures, and a post on why I think John Cena as Sammy Fak is a case of good casting (from a comedy perspective) if the Faks are really meant to serve the function that I think they are meant to below;
but some additional similarities between Claire and Lilith are that they were 'created' in the same way, 'formed from the same dust', as their 'Adam' (whose name can also mean red clay/earth and Claire's last name means mud or muddy fortress) - since Carmy and Claire both come from the same neighborhood/highschool and, depending on how much we see of Claire in the future, they may have both come from dysfunctional homes / be the adult children of alcoholic parents.
The posts I linked below are:
1. A webweaving on Sydcarmy + Adam x Eve parallels;
2. A fan edit that I did that was inspired by the webweaving; side note: if Carmy's words to Sydney at the end of their first convo was foreshadowing for them starting a literal nuclear family of their own, and how many kids they're gonna have, I'll scream;
"We're gonna make family, it's meat, (👀) plus three, and we'll eat around two."
3. A reblog add-on to @espumado et. al's @thoughtfulchaos773 @vacationship @kdbleu 's etc. thread on the theme of haunting / religious / mythological imagery and parallels in the show in season 3.
4. Another thread on religious symbolism in Season 3 and Claire and Syd / Carmy's relationship kicked off by @vacationship.
5. Another reblog add on I made in response to @glitterslag about the episode Review in Season one possibly representing/parodying the biblical "Fall of man".
6. A fan edit that I made for clairecarmy with the intent of being humourous at first, but unexpectedly turned out pretty nightmarish / psychological horror-esque without much work because the material/ dark imagery is there; including an eye opening parallel between Claire and Donna.
7. A post on the Bear being a super deconstructed Shakespearean pastoral comedy e.g. like As You Like It.
8. The religious symbolism of Carmy's red string of fate dish for Syd possibly being a visual allusion to the sacred heart of jesus, which is an emblem of God's long suffering and passionate love, an add-on to @twokisses post
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#the bear#sydcarmy#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#the bear meta#delicious meta#claire dunlap#the bear spoilers#the bear s3 spoilers#wild speculations appear#this could just be copium on my part but idk if at least some of the above is the case this show is funny as hell in hindsight#richie saying 'i'm gonna show these mfs how it's done“ in the background when syd and carmy reunite in Braciole#and him saying “Gonna be on guard duty all night!"#when syd leaves when carmy brought claire by the restaurant would be so funny in hindsight#not only is carmy fighting his “inner demons” to be with sydney and vice versa but their “outer demons” too.#<in a metaphorical/magical realism sense ofc#ayo edebiri#jeremy allen white#molly gordon#neil fak#sammy fak#john cena#matty matheson#this could just be me being unhinged but this show can make a name for itself as one of the greatest comedy/ dramedy series of all time if#carmy x sydney#carmy x claire#what if i told you.....carmy may be a stand-in for adam#claire for Lilith and sydney for Eve?#the bear fx#the bear hulu
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the main characters of doctor who sometimes fit into “traditional” action/mystery/science fiction dynamics, specifically chauvinistic “male leader/female follower” stereotypes, BUT i cannot stress enough that, 90% of the time, women follow this guy around like a weird bug. like a tuba player in marching band. like an old dog that ate plastic. i’m convinced that the strongest (perhaps only) force standing between the doctor and imminent death is a bored british lesbian who works retail
#that one post of john cena (the companion) launching himself into the ring (to save the doctor’s pathetic ass)#doctor who#classic who
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#I was reminded of this film today since they just dropped the trailer and I didn’t even know it was going to be fully animated#of course it’s got a full star studded cast no surprise there#with CHRIS HEMSWORTH as Optimus and doing a voice without his accent that sounds like he’s a country boy that lives in the city#or some park ranger idk#it doesn’t even sound like him tbh which is good#*edit* JOHN CENA THATS WHO HE SOUNDS LIKE IN HERE#they also made bumblebee a crazy lad too#I’m excited to see that#transformers#transformers one#transformers 2024#my polls#Youtube
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#john cena#cm punk#punkcena#tagging the ship just in case someone want to blacklist!!!#and this gifset and the next one are NOT going to the edit tag lmao nooOooOoO#anyway mr. cena what is that nod. WHAT IS THAT NOD#flashing tw#*#*cena#*punk
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#mads John cena AND trent reznor all in one screenshot#this is like gold to me#i dont get the point of threads but if trent is active on it THEN FINEEEEEE ILL GET IT#active means posting every blue moon lol#nine inch nails#trent reznor#nin#the social network
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Cena and Punk being genuinely happy to see one another and interacting....my heart
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John Cena vs uh…Brian. Of Philadelphia.
WWE Velocity. February 8th, 2003. Yeah.
#you know that fucking TNN interview Bryan did where he said he was gonna go be an elementary school English teacher?#I don’t recall him saying that the man he wrestled was JOHN CENA when the WWE told him they didn’t like him#I may very well be remembering incorrectly because I am an idiot#or perhaps that interview was far before this#could be either one#alls I know is that this is a thing that happened DAYS before John Cena got “crippled by the meathead”#and I need to see them hump#john cena#bryan danielson
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A bit of shirt shopping with Ellis
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I can’t properly deal with the way he went from I to [] like he got BROAD
#I was absolutely NOT kicking my feet through that video no no way#Maxies little barks and yips 🥹🥹🥹#I love how physically touchy Miles is with everyone#ciao ciao bye#Im having a panic attack 😂😂 (he so knew that was a trick question and tried not to step on any toes)#Not Miles getting absolutely distracted by every shirt and forgetting about the questions 🥹#Not Miles loving that white Italian shirt (7:12) but hating the name on the back and then#literally using basically the exact same design for his own Mod/italia clothing line 🤣🤣#Miles becoming absolutely awkward when meeting Baggio is so adorable cause usually it’s just us all bashful and overwhelmed#but he’s the exact same when meeting his hero and being a bit embarrassed about himself is so sweet#of course he’s a John Cena fan boy 🥹🥹#Youtube#not Miles repeatedly mentioning he’s 38 now so he gets to make old man noises and behave like one 🥹🥹🤣#also how cool is it that a few footballers of that Greek club came to his show and gave him the shirt#also not him buying that Italian jacket and not even two weeks later also buying the official EM italia retro jacket 🤣#love his adhd ass#absolutely unfocused shopping eyes#but still always managing/remembering to answer all questions despite some delay
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It just shrunk a little.
#yes i came across that one pic of John Cena with Celestia shirt#sergey just wants to wear his cartoon shirts man#my art#atomic heart#sergey nechaev#traditional art#Jojka's creations
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I spent like 3 weeks on some dog portrait commissions but you know what I bring today? König serving cunt.
#artists on tumblr#sketch#art#könig x reader#könig fanart#cod#cosmosbrain#ref was that one pic of john cena#call of duty fanart
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Beautiful Disaster: The Dashing Era
A kayfabe canon companion for Cody Rhodes' career.
Chapter four up now!
Cody comes close to losing his closest friend on SmackDown when Drew gets humiliated and fired at the start of the show. That night they get to know each other more over some drinks and Cody finally confesses the truth about his relationship with Randy to him. Meanwhile his relationship with Cena gets even more complicated.
#drew mcintyre#cody rhodes#john cena is there too#and randy is still haunting the story as always#the dashing ones#codena#beautiful disaster fic
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Do they even look at the Pictures before Posting on Seibertron????
(Transformers One Optimus Prime does Tower over IDW Orion Pax but Not Animated and WFC Figures either)
#transformers#transformers one#trasformers animated#orion pax#optimus prime#war for cybertron#transformers war for cybertron#maccadam#transformers legacy#transformers memes#transformers generations#autobot leader#autobots#optimusprime#optimus#john cena
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me when i first got my glasses in first grade:
#LEGIT THOUGH!!#i had blue hello kitty ones tho- so its kinda different#but donnie my beloved <3#donatello#tmnt mutant mayhem#just watched this movie its so GOOD!!!#ICE CUBE AND JOHN CENA??!?? IN THE SAME MOVIE?!?!
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i dont like how this one looks but. some jason to mentally prepare for double geography tmr🙏🙏
#jason todd#red hood#batman#batfam#batfamily#dc#dcu#dc comics#mlp#my little pony#princess celestia#based off of that one john cena pic#yk the one#doodles#scars#tw scars
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