#the GRIP he has on me

[mysticmiav]

He has me in a chokehold🧎‍♀️

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

ima need your perfect dimples and brown eyes to shut the fuck up for a minute so i can finish my fics for other fandoms

[marygodwin-bsd]

When I watch BSD

if maybe Azure king, why so cute???

if possible t3rrorist, why so baby?

if not real, WHY SO HOT?

oh yes kunikida, Pencil me into your schedule like one of your plans for the day, bc i wanna be on that to do list

[jemmo]

anyway where are my his man 2 ppl at pls hit me up bc i literally have my whole household going crazy over this show and I have SO MUCH TO SAY

[imbluewisp]

I can’t stop thinking about him 🥹🌸

[clonecaptains]

thinks about jamie tartt for one (1) second and it’s like 🫶🏻🥰💖💕💛💙🫶🏻💘🩵🩷😻☀️🫶🏻

[pizzacastella]

I FINALLY SAW A VID OF THE HEATSTROKE TREND and oughh. porter. oughh.hhhhh

YESYESYESYES OMFGGG AOURGHHH the sunburnt one is so perfect for him tho like what if he had a little crop top sunburn on him oURGH GODDDD

[scarahours]

sors qties, thoughts on hsr fics pretty pls 🫶

[luniise-kel]

i think about ctommy sometimes and j crumple and die

[t-u-i-t-c]

The Secret of King Racules (via Twitter x)

[skyrim-forever]

bad art is bad but I tried to draw Ondolemar! Haven't drawn in years and it shows

[delisae]

I was writing and then I wrote the most jaw dropping, toe curling, hair twirling, feet kicking line I've ever wrote in my entire life.

[tigerpeachs]

I hope you know I was thinking about that yuuta fic the ENTIRE. DAY. I read it like three times today. My god

Ahhhhhhh that makes me so happy! ヽ(愛´∀｀愛)ノ I was literally sweating over Scummy Yuuta by myself and I'm glad I'm not the only one in his chokehold.

[soulaanshere]

yall……i think hobie’s gonna be my new delusion for a few months

sleepover

hobie brown/reader

summary: you let your boyfriend stay over for the night after he’s been away on patrols for a while.

tags: sleepovers, cuddles, fluff, sweet! hobie, sleepy! hobie, sharing a bed, reader knows he’s spider-punk btw, he’s so cute i want to bite him (affectionately), short fic!

. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ [spidcrhunni!!] ࿐ྂ

hobie yawns, his eyelids closing lazily; staying shut for a few seconds before finally opening again. “if you’re tired you can go to bed.” you tell him, scrolling through social media’s idly on your phone. “nah, i promised you i would stay up with you.” your boyfriend mumbles, trying to occupy himself with something on his own phone before getting bored and turning it off. “go to sleep, bart. you need it.” you let your spare hand rub his back. hobie presses his face to your collarbone. “wanna stay up with you. i haven’t seen you in ages.” hobie whines, voice vibrating against your shirt. “that’s because you’re a busy guy now, you have stuff to do; and i couldn’t be more proud. you don’t have to exhaust yourself. i’m fine like this.”

hobie frowns, letting his ear rest on your chest. “nah. i can stay up-“ a yawn cuts him off. “a while longer..” he finishes his sentence, you laugh softly. “go to sleep.” you tell him, ignoring how his hair tickled your neck and jaw. hobie groans in protest, yet can’t find any words to respond with as he yawns again. your hand slowly stops massaging his back, resting idly as you focus on your phone. eventually, hobie shuffles, moving from where he was lay on top of you to settle beside you instead; lanky arms curling around you. rolling over, you hug him back, letting him bury his face into your chest once more as well as use your arm as a pillow. “how’s your week been?” hobie asks, blinking lazily up at you. “good! i passed that chem test.” you respond, humouring his loving gaze with a small kiss to his forehead. “good. i knew you could do it.”

you hum softly, a smile on your lips. “how’s your week been?” you reply, listening as he groans. “boring..! nothin’s happening on patrols anymore. i want a thrill!” he sighs, arms squeezing you a bit tighter as he adds on a quick: “and i missed you.” you laugh softly, rubbing his back gently. “i missed you too.” you reply, putting your phone down. “m’glad.” hobie mutters, eyes finally closing as he struggles to keep them open due to his exhaustion. you chuckle. “goodnight, bart.” you tell him, gently kissing his lips. “night, babe.” he mumbles, voice quiet.

[zmeyel]

Developing deep feelings of resentment towards that tiktok chocolate guy. I don't want to watch those videos while scrolling but I just can't bring myself to not see what he's making and have to scroll back up to watch.

[justa-snake]

"Life isn't fair she said

Make it a fair she said

Always be prepared she said to sing"

MY HOROWITZ GOD DAMNIT

His songs are actually so sjshhshshsh

He words so word.