#the Cullen’s

[thevampirearchive]

I believe in accents and to read the Twilight Saga without a single mention of an accent is actually so irritating. Where is Jaspers Texan accent? Where is Carlisle’s slight Italian accent that he thinks has faded but then he’ll say Italian words in Italian and everybody is wondering why he’s saying Spaghetti with his hands too!

And Bella was clearly supposed to have a Cali accent, and go huh whenever Edward came in with his proper east coast English! And don’t get me started on the Volturi! Have y’all met old Europeans? There’s no WAY they speak English volunteering! Why isn’t Bella learning Italian so she can listen in on the big confrontations because I doubt Adonis translating so she can follow along!

[a-drama-addict]

not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

[simkaye]

Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?

[doubleloner]

tag your traumatized man comfort character

[fatale-distraction]

I love that 90% of the War Room operations are

Cullen: our soldiers will do it!

Leliana: our spies will do it!

Josephine, taking a massive toke: Some shitty noble in the area cheated on his wife AND his secret wife with his secret girlfriend’s mother, he’ll fucking do it if he knows what’s good for him

[duckysprouts]

idk if yall ever read svsss but if u did… yeah

anyway, stephanie meyer’s number 1 hater gets isekaied into twilight as jacob black and decides to make sure bella and edward get together. if u guys read svsss…. u know what happens

episode 1

now a series. tagged jbsss or jacob blacks self saving system

[ree-duh]

The only reason Blackwall doesn’t look like this in game is because if he did look like this no one would want to sleep with egg man or the catholic cop

[orientalld]

[dalooch]

twilight girlies

[100jewels-between-teeth]

So how has your 10 year wait been?

[stealingpotatoes]

inquisitor inq'isita part 5: @highladyofdusk and I discovering the magic of friendship and the emotion of rage

(commission info // tip jar!)

[schwarznummer1]

They're waiting

They're watching us

They're hating

They're waiting and hoping I'm not enough

[alltears]

dragon age twt au? dragon age twt au. HAWKE X INQUISITION EDITION

sorry for not spacing these out more but i have worms infesting my brains and they’re all sending me psychic attacks related to dragon age.

[mooshs-crack-headcanons]

I think it's funny that when Cassandra gathers ppl to save the world you get the (mostly) het Inquisition. But when Varric gathers people it's always a wild pack of deranged fruits, AKA the DA2 crew minus Sebastian (the dlc straight) and the Veilguard minus Solas (status pending)

Idk what to put as a ending post image so here's Varric with his cleavage out

[briccko]

Everyone is here!!!

[incorrectbatfam]

How small must the world be for both Bruce and Tim to witness John and Mary Grayson's deaths

Or for 10-year-old Duke to crack the Riddler's puzzle before Batman swoops in and saves the day, long before his powers came into play

Or for Sheila Haywood to leave her son only to end up assisting his killer a decade and a half later

Not to mention the popular fanon concept of Jason knowing baby Damian in the League of Assassins

Now imagine how many other invisible strings could've tied them together

Like what if Tim and Jason went to the same school when Jason was Robin but all they shared was the occasional bump and "excuse me" in the busy halls

Or what if Babs was a tutor and helped an elementary-aged Steph finally understand her homework only for the Browns to cancel after a couple sessions because they couldn't afford it

What if the first person to buy Cass a hot meal was Kate on one of her travels

What if Alfred witnessed young Selina shoplifting groceries but chose to turn a blind eye

What if Jason lived on the same streets as the Row siblings and gave little Harper tips on how to use tools and defend her brother

What if Steph and Duke shared the same school bus, only he sat in the front while she was toward the back

What if the first person to teach Tim how to tie his shoes was Bruce at a gala because Jack and Janet were busy talking to someone important

What if Bette did a DNA test for fun and found a connection in Nanda Parbat but just assumed the results was faulty because she knew her whole family, right?

What if 8-year-old Dick, the day before his parents died, stayed at a cheap hotel near Crime Alley and found 4-year-old Jason wandering alone and said, "I'll be your big brother for tonight"

What if the universe knew they were made for each other and wouldn't rest until they realized it too