#the Alright Squad

[xxplastic-cubexx]

erik will genuinely jump at any chance he can to steal charles' last name and be so catty about it i know this for a fact WHAT is his deal

[Magneto (2011)]

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: It’s sweet that you care about Pads so much, Reggie

Regulus: I do. He’s my brother. And I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself if something happened to him and I wasn’t at his bedside to say “I told you so”

[harpoonsnotspoons]

"The sun in my galaxy" we know what you are, Ford

[jjohhuii]

bibibasu thought

[vaguely-concerned]

this screen, this companion combination, with davrin having this shield equipped, cracks me up so hard every time I see it. davrin really is stepping up and keeping hard eye contact with rye like 'hey. hey loverboy. we need your attention elsewhere right now. eyes off the insufferable killer for hire abomination for five minutes please we're on the clock chop chop'

[ricelacethrust]

short guys just cant take a normal fucking picture

[probablygayattorneys]

a softer world + The Apollo Justice trilogy

[star-critter]

It's October 7th, everyone!

Happy anniversary to issue 1 of the Sonic IDW : Bad Guys mini series!

Round of applause for their jailbreak [/silly]

[ghostlightfic]

hey loop, what do you think would happen if you guys got put in another timeloop after the last one? would you get out super fast or just go off the walls crazy?

Loop: Well, that very much depends on the circumstances of the loop. I'm sure there are some situations where I would be fine, and some where I would snap like a twig. I'd need more specifics to know for sure.

Siffrin: I. Would probably do badly. Just, generally.

[Loop leans into Siffrin's side.]

Loop: You'd tell me if you did, though?

[Siffrin smiles weakly.]

Siffrin: 'Course.

Loop: Good. I'd get you out like that.

[Loop snaps their fingers. Siffrin laughs. He smiles very fondly.]

Siffrin: ...Thanks, Loop.

[Loop softens.]

Loop: Of course, Stardust. I'm here whenever you need me.

[nocturius8015ficore]

Fi: OYA MANDA!!

I learned my trade from Kal'buir ;^p

[ratatatastic]

im sorry these massively different headlines on the same article is so 😭😭😭

[katyspersonal]

i thought the mohglester was a joke but did mohg actually mohglested his brother!!😭

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Okay, when are you gonna tell Pansy that we’re going to live together?

Draco: Soon! I just couldn’t before. You saw how upset Ron got when you told him! I couldn’t do that to Pansy, she’s my best friend!

Harry: Well, Ron’s my best friend

Draco *gasps*: I’m not your best friend?

Harry: You just said——of course you’re my best friend

Draco *smiles*: Love you!

[martianbugsbunny]

No offense but they're gonna have to kill every Rebels character at the end of Ahsoka and also Ahsoka bc having any one of them running around the galaxy instantly negates any possibility for Kylo Ren to rise to power. Hera just goes and kills him. Sabine and Ezra team up to go kill him. Zeb resurrects his tired old ass from Lira San and drags his tired old husband along to go kill him. CHOPPER TAKES IT UPON HIMSELF TO GO KILL HIM. These guys lived through the Rebellion and they're the least conventional squad in the galaxy you cannot convince me they wouldn't just go Nope. Not doing this again. And assassinate that punk-ass bitch before he could do any harm.

[cuddles-with-dragons]

More Bad Batch and Delta Squad shenanigans

Crosshair: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’ Boss: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

Sev: Would you take a bullet for me? Fixer: ...yes? *Crosshair angrily bursts into the room* Sev: *running away* Great, thanks!

Tech: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* Boss: Where did you get that? Tech: My pocket. Boss: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Tech: Skills.

Sev: Comparing Tech and Scorch is like comparing apples and oranges. Tech: We’re both unique in our own ways? Sev: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. Scorch: Which one of us is the orange?

*The squads are asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.* Scorch: Get two more chairs! Fixer: They can get their own chairs. Boss: Make them fight for it. Sev: You only need one chair to beat them all with. Tech: I would never be near children. Crosshair: Kill two.

Crosshair: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time. Sev: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

Crosshair: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Tech: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Boss: Okay yeah thanks Tech, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

Hunter: Scorch, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break. Scorch: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

Tech: You're violent. Scorch: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

[keeps-ache]

every now and then something in my brain turns on and oh hello information i didn't know i had stored! where've you been !