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How often do you shower?
Whydo you want to know? Trying to imagine how ismell? Freak
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if I was part of the mcu (pt. 41)
Bucky: and if he was wrong about you, maybe he was wrong about me!
me, from the vents: *banging against the vent* say it again!>:( say that again, I dare you you amazing human being! I’m going to fucking GET you for saying that! But I am SO PROUD OF YOU FOR ADMITTING YOUR STRUGGLES BUT UR STRUGGLES ARE WRONG AND YOU ARE FUCKING PERFECT— How do I get out of here-
Sam, Bucky, and The Passive Aggressive Therapist tm: *silence*
Sam: how the hell did you get into there
Me: du du duna nu nu nuuuu nu *mission impossible theme*
Sam: stop.
Bucky: no, I have better questions, like what do you mean ‘how do I get out of here?’ What do you mean by that? Just get out the same way you got in!
me: I have no idea how I got in tbh
Bucky: what-
me: no if you just take the vent thing off from your side I could crawl out:3
Bucky: that is property damage
me: not if you put it back, I brought a screw driver and a wrench I think I can fit them through the little vent holes, hold on-
Bucky: wh- no!
*little clattering noise as I drop a tiny screw driver through into the room*
Sam: why do you even have that
The Passive Aggressive Therapist tm: I’m sorry what is going on?
Bucky, deadpan with the most ‘I’m done with this’ face ever known to man: you have a gremlin, she’s about this tall, in your vents
me: I’m not that short>:(
Bucky: you might as well be
#*narrator voice* And so Bucky and Sam had to pause their couples therapy session😔#And The Passive Aggressive Therapist called some people#To open the vent#But by the time I found a different way out#So I just wasted everyone’s time😇#Bucky wasn’t very happy with me by the way#But I don’t care#anyway I gave him sticker:)#And real therapy#Tune in next time where we yell at John Walker#For the record:#yes#i know The Passive Aggressive Therapist tm’s name#I just do this because…#Yes#because yes#thats your answer#random#if i was part of the mcu#funny#incorrect marvel quotes#if i was in the mcu#me in the mcu#my life in the mcu#incorrect quotes
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"why csnt you be normal" SO CLOSE! I AM NEVER NORMAL. YOU CANNOT PAY ME TO BE NORMAL. I WILL KEEP ON BEING STRANGE. THANK YIU GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!
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Would Bene and Theo cuddle or nah?
i think theo would try to chokeslam bene over making any other kind of contact
#he wouldnt succeed but yknow#thats your answer#bene would only cuddle for the bit#if there were no witnesses hed really rather sneer and walk off#anonymous
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oh my god do not click links in emails that tell you to verify your data or your bank account gets locked or click links in messages telling you your safety protocol is ending, like, tomorrow, you will get SCAMMED SO BAD AND YOU WILL LOSE A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY never ever let anyone pressure you into giving away login information especially to your online banking by creating a sense of urgency oh my GOD
some things to look out for
1. spelling mistakes. do you know how many rounds of marketing and sales experts these things go through? if theres a spelling mistake dont click it
2. not using your name. if an email adresses you with "dear customer" or, even worse, a generic "ladies and gentlemen", it is most likely not actually targeted to you
3. verifying or login links. even IF your bank was stupid enough to send these to customers, dont EVER click those. look at me. they can legally argue that youve given your data away and thus they dont have to pay you anything back DONT CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK
4. creating a sense of urgency. do this or we lock your account next week. do this or your ebanking stops working tomorrow. give us all your money in cash or your beloved granddaughter will get HANGED FOR MURDERING BABIES. no serious organisation would ever do something like that over email or sms. ever. hands off.
5. ALWAYS CHECK WHO SENT YOU THE EMAIL. the display name and the email adress can vary a LOT. anyone can check the display name. look at the email adress. does it look weird? call the fucking place it says its from. you will likely hear a very weary sigh.
6. if its in a phonecall, scammers love preventing you from hanging up or talking to other people to have a little bit of a think about whats happening. there should always be a possibility to go hey i wanna think about this ill call back the official number thanks.
7. do not, i repeat, do NOT a) call a phone number flashing on your screen promising to rid your computer of viruses after clicking a dodgy link and b) let them install shit on your computer like. uh. idk. teamviewer.
7.i. TEAM VIEWER LETS PEOPLE USE YOUR COMPUTER HOWEVER THEY WANT AS LONG AS THEYRE CONNECTED. IF YOU DONT KNOW FOR FUCKING SURE YOURE TALKING TO ACTUAL TECH SUPPORT DONT GIVE ANYONE ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER.
fun little addendum: did you know a link can just automatically download shit? like. a virus? an app you can't uninstall unless you reset your entire device? dont click links unless youre extremely sure you know where they lead. hover your mouse over it and check the url.
thanks.
#'oh i was so stressed in the moment' thats what theyre counting on PLEASE dont do this you will lose so much money#sometimes money you dont even have#do you know how much overdraft your bank account comes with?#sometimes the answer is 15k fucking euros
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Do you ever do requests? If so, do you ever plan on drawing some Yandere with the Hantengu clones? :D hope you have a good day/night!!!
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yes!! I love yanderes.. and these guys.. these guys are such good material...... nods nods..
I'm not sure about requests..I assume you mean drawing requests? I suppose if it REALLY catches my interest enough, I'd do it, but it'd probably just be line art/sketches.
#null rot#yandere kny#yandere demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#hantengu#hantengu clones#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#midori306#YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE YANDERE QUESTION MY BELOVED CULT MEMBER#uwaa and i recently checked back on their designs.. THEY HAVE LONG SLANTED EARS DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKK THATS LIKE THE CUTEST EVER#i tend to shitpost and focus on the dere than the yan but thats my mistake!! im sorry cult members.. I'll need scarousal#when calling sekdio. he pretends to ignore you but you can tell he heard you when his ear twitches#He's flabbergasted that you met someone else to begin with. who let you go out without one of them?!#hes too shocked and angry to even properly get upset!!#Karaku loves everything you have to say. less so if its positive abt someone else. still listens tho. listening carefully for details..#he doesnt mind others eyeing you. youre perfect in his eyes. who wouldnt? still.. thats not gonna fly well.#Urogi loves when you seek him out but mentioning someone else... is bc you want to feed him right? ofc! you want to benefit him!#its cause hes your favorite! yeah! youre so sweet!!! ofc he'll get rid of someone for you both!!#Aizetsu's bashful. he feels put on the spot when calling him but hes always hoping you give him affection of some kind. always ready for yo#mentioning someone else was NOT what he wanted and now hes sad.. youre making him sad.. whats so important you had to bring that up?#The thought of anyone else makes him feel so exhausted already.. wont you comfort him instead? he needs you now.. atone for your mistakes#uwaa expressions.. uwaaa aizetsu releasing some of the tension in his brows when hes feeling upset towards you uWAA#i CANT RAMBLE ENOUGH IN THE TAGS SO WAIT FOR THE POST I HAVE IN THE BACK BURNER FROM SOMEONE ELSE WHO ASKED FOR SOMETHING SIMILAR!!!!!!!
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note: i mean do you leave the oven door open, not whether you leave it turned on
#i dont know what factors could possibly lead to a 'depends' answer#oh. maybe smell idk. but hey thats why this is a poll#poll#if im about to find out theres a reason youre not supposed to leave it open im gonna kms LMAO#DARN i knew i forgot something. oven door
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If I may ask, what is Pen Bug’s opinion on Dio Bug? Do Nobuggy, Pen Bug and Dio Bug all like each other?
They love eachother :)
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#life hack if you make an ask thats odypendio or odydio i will probably answer it#gotta spread the propaganda yk#we need more odydio content and im being the change i want to see in the world#actually if you want me to answer your ask attatch odydio art this is now mandatory /j#foopask#nobody husbandry#odysseus#epic odysseus#penelope#epic penelope#diomedes#diomedes fanart#epic the musical#epic#odydio#odypen#odypendio
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Thanks.
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#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop nature au#fop dev#fop dale#dev dimmadome#dale dimmadome#art#digital art#comic#The 'Thanks' after all of that makes me so insane Im not even sure I can fully articulate why#I mean. He got what he wanted. Honesty. Thats what you wanted right Dev?#what else do you say to that#He's spent his whole life being sure he knew the answer. That deep DEEP down dale did love him#Have you ever seen that post thats like“I was bawling my eyes out and somebody told me to shut up and I was so taken aback I stopped crying#I think he was so stunned that he just stopped crying.#or like when you get so upset that your feelings turn themselves off to protect you#is that a normal thing that happens to people Erm. anyway#Sorry lol as someone born to parents who.. should not have had me. Writing dale basically admitting as much is actually really cathartic#He shouldnt have had Dev. He doesnt love him. He cant. Dev cant do anything to change it. Its just a fact.#Hes not 1:1 with my parents they tried their best ig but like. their best was still pretty awful child neglect LOL
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verity is a stupid angsty vagrant undeserving of being surrounded by cute robots IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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did i scared you
#Motherfucker you just messed with the biggest verity defender !!!!!!!!!!! Ill eat you and your potential future newborns#thats my GIRL !!!#she can have damn well over 1000 cute bots to hangout with#I have no idea if this is genuine or not but its gotten a laugh out of me#please no not take this seriously#spectra answers#anon
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does menya use self/name pronouns (like no actual pronouns, just menya’s name) or is it just how mars makes menya talk ?
its funny you ask, i was just doodling this to clarify due to some confusion with the main charas
#laika's comet#but to answer your question yes menya is just 'menya' and nothing else! and to be fair#thats beause thats how mars has decided menya is#mailbox#my art
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stray thoughts
#doodle page to remind myself how my style works and how i draw these guys since its been a while#why so much mirabelle you may ask? because i like. her#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#isat mirabelle#mirasifloop#sifmiraloop#miraloop#mirasif#sifloop#theres like implied isiloops in here but im not tagging it bc its nothing. sorry but im putting isabeau in the crate . bye#lucabyteart#you may ask: do these have like any context?#and the answers are no not really ! and also even the ones that do ! thats your job to think on now. bye !
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grian and his watcher studies
#my art#evoau#grian#sketching#RANDOM THOUGHTS#i was originally drawing him and Martyn talking. Grian speaks from a more religious view since thats what they taught him#<- when grian calls the fourth plane death martyn is like ah right youre religious#the purple is just an early day fun fact. it developed a reason but in the beginning it waz probably like that#aether would find the purple comment funny. its not the taught reason. but his answer is funnier and realistic#<- taught reason is probably just symbolism. shrug#the tiny doodle is aether petting his head
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Jayce is literally a guard dog from the moment he met Viktor and I just know that he can be wayyy worse in fics if people weren’t playing it safe
So small disclaimer that I can't say much about how he's portrayed in fics or if I have any thoughts there. Tbh when I'm first getting into writing my own stuff for a ship I don't read or seek out a lot of other fics for a mix of weird brain reasons. A mix of a lot of doubts from comparing myself, but also I like getting a solid feel of my characterization without too much general fandom influence getting in there or end up accidentally stealing a concept/dialogue that just sticks in my brain.
(exceptions tend to be made for mutuals who I know are excellent writers already in which case I will psych myself up to not fall into the self comparison issue dkdjdkdk)
ANYWAY!!! Tbh I'm not surprised that there's not a lot that goes super dark on the possessive Jayce OR possessive Viktor just because they are such a weird little mix of legit fun and goofy and dreamy eyed for each other, AND canon pretty much laid out the dark side of their relationship I think. Jayce had already been confronted with Viktor's impending death, they already had their conversation where he had to promise to destroy the hexcore, which was them both in a way accepting Viktor's death. And he immediately broke that the second he was actually confronted with that death.
It's not dark to me as in "grr no one can touch you but me I'm going to lock you up in the lab to make sure you can never leave me and nothing can ever hurt you" which is how most dark possessive fics/romance lit tend to go. And I guess it can be hard to tap into what IS very dark and fucked up about Jayce and Viktor's codependence in a way that doesn't erase how wholesome they can and do come across in canon.
The dark is in the devotional romance of it, the almost instant codependence, it's in how beautiful it all is (like how Viktor's evolved forms are both beautiful and deeply unsettling for all their elegance). It's in thinking for just a liiiittle bit and realizing that Mage Viktor is knowingly dooming timelines by sparking Jayce's fascination with magic (and by making himself the thing that starts Jayce's obsession).
The dark possessiveness for Jayce is best captured when the partner he broke his biggest promise to, whose heart he replaced with the hexcore, stumbled out as something metal and inhuman. The dark side of Jayvik is; when Viktor's voice came out warped and mechanical as he stared at his own hand with confusion and fear, asking "What am I?"
Jayce smiled, laughed with that bright loverboy earnestness, and said "You're alive!"
#arcane#jayvik#arcane spoilers#jayvik meta#that 'youre alive' flipped a fucking switch for me in my brain#poor spouse had to deal with me yelling like JAYCE?? HEY JAYCE??? HEY JAYCE THATS A FUCKED UP ANSWER???#JAYCE HOLY SHIT THATS SUCH A FUCKED UP ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION#JAYCE HES AN ABOMINATION OF METAL MADE FLESH JAYCE ARE YOU ACTUALLY SEEING WHAT YOU DID????#heck in my mind the nickname fic has some dark undertones#like they just fuckin met snd Jayce is doing more crimes for Viktor#while viktor stands around and enjoys the fact that Jayce is doing crimes and sitting in puddles so that viktor can have a nicer chalkboard#idk if i just fully overlooked what you were asking about anon I just. ya got me thinking about it#their most romantic moments are their darkest#their peak beautiful ending was a suicide pact with trippy aesthetics and uplifting music#i can fully believe fics dont lean into the fuck uppedness there but also it is a WEIRD distinct and difficult flavor of fucked
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that post about how traumatized people are expected to censor their own experiences reminds me of how when people with visible deformities or scarring post selfies, people will get mad at them and go “this could be triggering!! tw body horror!”
people need to develop a sense of shame for their own hypersensitivity and sheltered coddled lives. being shielded from the realities of other peoples lives is not a human right. if you dont wanna see scarred people then avoid looking at photos. if you dont wanna know about peoples life experiences don’t talk to them. I hate this shit so much. “You owe it to me to hide the evidence of your suffering because thinking about it makes me bummed out!!” I lived through the actual experience, I think you’ll survive witnessing the fact that I survived. jesus christ
sry for late reply but this is so damn real i still think abt this all the time. "i lived through the actual experience, i think you'll survive witnessing the fact that i survived" bars tbh. very well put into words
#yea i remember that post i made ranting abt how if youre traumatized youre expected by some ppl to just not talk abt it except when they ask#abt your life thats just.... your life... so how tf are you supposed to answer when just u talking abt what u went through is 'trauma dumpin#g'#i hate so much of this sort of modern expectation of interaction this is not how u for relationships#this is why i like ppl whove been through shit 🤷♀️ u be real i be real and we'll get each other
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I know it's not how you rationalize it to yourself, but your posts about Israel/palestine come off as a support of the destruction of Gaza and ethnic cleansing of Palestinians. Insisting that it's a war (Palestine isn't allowed to have an army, and Israel cannot claim self-defence against a territory they occupy), denying that Israel is at fault, obscuring support of Palestine in general as being motivated by antisemitism - it paints a picture.
At least 30 000, probably closer to 100 000 Palestinians have been killed as of now. That is so monumentally worse than anything currently happening to Israel / zionists. So when you spend most of your energy focusing on those wrongs, or insisting that people talking about Palestine should focus on them, it comes off as brushing it off or trying to diminish its importance.
You don't have to answer, as I'll be blocking you, but I'm asking you to please consider what you're willing to support, excuse or tone down, and why. I know what it's like to be too focused on the discrimination we're facing to really take in what other groups might be going through.
hey anon, that's some great useful idiot syndrome you got there. how much college debt did you go into to earn it?
#i don’t want to find out anything about what’s going on from anyone who actually knows!#i just want to dump my thinly veiled antisemitic bias disguised as antizionism and then block you because i can’t handle your answers!#< thats what u sound like anon#that’s what ur giving rn#and if i’m reading the ‘we�� right and you are a jew….#you can still be antisemitic#the bias isn’t called unconscious for nothing my friend#and i have considered what i’m ‘willing to support’#i’ve considered it my whole life and i considered it in bomb shelters too#so chew on that!#and stop harassing jews & israelis!#jumblr#antisemitism#check your biases at the door#leftist antisemitism#leftist hypocrisy#i/p conflict#israel hamas war#anti zionisim#answered hate
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