#thats too much effort

[sour-snail]

[atempause-art]

What do you do when it's no longer possible to fix the broken? 

that time I made two ocs for pets on subeta with sad little story idea and writer I commissioned cracked their knuckles and dropped 4k+ words monster on me and crushed me under my own feelings despite knowing damn well how the story ends cause I asked for that to begin with. and that happened TWICE

[myfaveisfuckable]

Wait... you're just seeding them based on submission order?? That's a terrible idea! Group them by theme/media, or to create suspense, or at least randomise them!

Well by submission time it's random ish! And I have no idea what the theme of most of the medias are lmao

also! at least one form literally asks for suggestions and no one seemed to mind my seeding before now

So basically? It's my poll and I don't wanna >_<

[catboyranulf]

.....now im craving fries and a mango smoothie

[bacchuschucklefuck]

they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes

[birdsongisland]

Id : a rendered digital painting of binx and andhera on a stone building and vegetation landscape. Binx is standing on the steps of large stone stairs and leaning over the stone railing with a soft smile to tie a piece of yellow fabric on andhera's arm. She has big brown moth wings with a golden key design and moth antennas over their chin length hair. She is wearing a yellow and cream dress, with puffy sleeves and a slit in the cream body of the dress showing the yellow underskirt. Many purple and red lost objects are sewn onto the dress such as earrings, keys, socks, flowers, scissors etc. Andhera has his back to the viewer, on horseback and looking up at binx with the same soft expression. They're wearing an iridescent dark purple armour with crystal-like designs, goldwn earrings, and holding a crystalline black halberd. Shining yellow moths are flying around them, purple roses are blooming, and a slight border frames the image with cristals, thread, keys and moths./end id

im normal and spent a normal amount of time, effort and thought on this

[sugarcoatednightshade]

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

[sandflakedraws]

the song came on my shuffle and would not leave me alone until i penned this i'm so sorry

[stemmmm]

this animatic is going to kill me. this has been my artistic experience for the past few days

big things coming

[tomatoart]

the raw guy

[d-a-n-n-y-y]

Sequel🙏💀

[lunarharp]

Scrappiiiees i love kitchen :)

[v10l3tz-thmblr]

HAPPY NEW YEARS YALL!! EARLY OR NOT I WISH YOU GUYS A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

As a gift, I present.. ESPILVER BUFFET PART 2 !!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[In order of Aus/designs in each image.]

Lovebite au by @tsiot

Espilver girls design by @darkangelumbreon

Monster au by @inkletvoidz

Espilver designs by dekyunart on Twitter

Shared Dreams by @reploidbuddy

Espilver designs by cottoncandycat6 on Twitter

Dimitri and Cyrus designs by @reightorvixarchi

Feel free to correct me in discord or here if I got some stuff wrong on your socials! Have a nice day/night yall <33

[funnynamehaha]

It came to me in a dream + the ref

Ref translation by @q-talations !!!

[eenieant]

Blud do be thinkin'

[icewindandboringhorror]

Pages from trying to keep a little sketchbook-scrapbook type thing going for two weeks lol. I gave myself specific rules in hopes they might all end up more cohesive/consistent seeming, but alas, scribbly chaos reigns, it seems