1/3 (?)
guess who forgot to post the first half of this thing lmaoooooo
but yea have a short little thingy of them. There isnt like an actual comic for them, I'm just making strips of moments and stuff, but I am attempting to work on a full script for everything that happens lol
125 notes
·
View notes
WELCOME TO PHIO'S EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT AU HOUR!!!
"Oh, FINALLY, another visitor! It's so quiet in here, it's unnerving..."
—
This AU was meant to be posted on halloween but eh.... Happy Thanksgiving? HAHAHHA
still dont have a name for it, but basically, back in october i was suddenly hit with the need to have a halloween au, so now we have ghost-ified prismo and vampire/witch-ified scarab :D ( although didnt finish the scarab reference spread in time because uh, school and i lost motivation unfortunately )
au synopsis and rambling below the cut!!
the premise of this au is simple : scarab is a real estate agent whos known for his manners ( never barges in, always waits to be invited! though it is a little weird how he keeps asking to be let inside even if they already agreed that he was going to come over... ) and efficiency at his job - that is, convincing people to buy high-end housing for a good price. although his social skills need some... work, his ability to persuade people isnt something to be laughed at.
unfortunately for him, persuading the higher-ups is a completely different story - which he learned the hard way after flunking something big for the company. they dont choose to fire him, no. instead, they put him through a trial, assigning him to sell their most unprofitable property : the mansion in a small town locally known for being haunted by an "evil spirit". if scarab manages to sell it (for good profit) within six months, he is excused and is able to go on with his job. if not... well, best not to think about it, yes? after all, he'll succeed with ease - all he has to do is dispel any worries about some fake "ghost" that only exists as a result of filthy rumors. maybe clean up the place. not too hard, right?
meanwhile, stuck inside said mansion is an extremely bored prismo. hes been hangin around this place for like... how many years now? forty? a hundred? meh, all the same, lately the place has been quieter than usual. i mean- of course people dont just walk into a creepy mansion every day, but there would usually be at least a few bold kids or vloggers coming in now and then for him to entertain but even then they wouldn't stay long ( for obvious reasons ). and now, just some unbound spirits or dumb animals would pass by and thats about it. a guy can only entertain himself for so long, yknow?
that is, until today. when some posh-looking business man entered the premises and started snooping around ( whats the deal with that, by the way?? ). must be prismo's lucky day!! this is the perfect chance to pull out all the stops and play the FUNNIEST prank ever! hah!
... oh. looks like things've gotten a little out of hand.
—
WOOT WOOT WOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!! im so so happy to finish this because ohhhhh my god this has taken ages for no reason other than the fact that ive been really dragging myself to make presentable art JSNDJSJXNSJX.... i realize that i have never worked in real estate ( or at all ) which means i have probably fucked something up but uhh um ill deal with the backlash later :"D im also realizing how many odd unanswered bits and bobs this au is going to have in the future, which... i am ignoring for the most part for now, but there are SOME things that i DO have figured out like ghost lore... but thats for another time, for now i leave you with this >:)
232 notes
·
View notes
Washington: you see, these are my oldest children, THE MAJOR GENERALS!!! I love em.
Major generals: hiii!!!
Washington: these are the middle children, the AIDES-DE-CAMP!!! YAY!!! They slay, I guess.
Aides: HENLOOOO
Washington: and those…uh…
*Chanting in the distance*
Washington: *sigh* that's the navy.
JPJ: TELL ME WHYYYYY
Navy himbos: AINTTTT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHEEEE
JPJ: SWEEEET CAROLINE
Navy Himbos: BA BA BA
Washington: *whispers* Look, I only know them during work hours and major battles.
65 notes
·
View notes
Hermes: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy. Where I rob people then scatter human teeth on their bed.
Dionysus: So, a dentist.
Apollo: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but I think you need to call the police.
59 notes
·
View notes
.:The Legend of the Green Ninja Lives:.
~Chapter 8: To Each Their Own Brand of Justice~
Summary: Lloyd thinks things are finally looking up a little bit—except, his friends are suddenly acting weird about Ninja stuff, the Shark Army rears its ugly head again, and now the group is faced with (another) alarming ultimatum...
. . .
What's that??? Tired of seeing nothing but certain spoilers for a certain season??? Have no fear—read this instead!!!! *jazz hands*
43 notes
·
View notes