#amrev slander

[livelaughlovelams]

Just saw someone on Quora saying that there weren't any queer figures in the American Revolution, and oh mah GAWD I yapped on for so long that my phone gained 67% more battery in that time.

Me and mah lil ol' yassified Steuben pfp yapped about lams and all the other ga-*GUYS for so, so so long😭

Anyways, tags go brr.

*burr

[livelaughlovelams]

LaFayette is doing something to me, my left calf has been suspiciously ACHING for days in a row😰

I've been on a Hamilton brainrot and I honestly think I'm being haunted by the ghost of Hamilton himself because I've suddenly got the urge to practice cursive writing, write a bunch of essays and letters in a flowery language.

[lanfykins]

Dammit, it's surprisingly difficult to write sufficiently scurrilous newspaper articles for my fanfic.

...but it's *really easy* to go the Library of Congress website, pick literally any date, and copy-type from the Richmond Enquirer...

The idea that today's press is that much better than it used to be is kind of terrifying.

(And it's even more interesting that the other powerful Democratic-Republicans were still nervous of Burr making a comeback, after everything that happened, to go after him so hard)

[corpserots]

[amor-bycandlelight]

AMREV SLANDER MEME !!

*Disclaimer: These are just jokes, not to be taken seriously. I made this at 1am instead of sleeping.

TW: clown makeup, skeletons

[livelaughlovelams]

AMREV FANDOM WHY ARENT WE RAGING ABOUT THIS, THIS SHOULD BE VIRAL

Been listening to "Keep on the Sunny Side" from Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes and thinking of that scene, thought it was funny, turned it into a Amrev meme, and show everyone George Washington is a southern man.

[ms-march]

[handsome-enemy-you-despise]

Hamilton’s Choice by Jack Casey

At some point of being in amrev you have to get used to the fact that things like this have extremely good ratings without having to bother about quality or even remote historical accuracy. It’s painful to say because I like it as a piece of media but musical played a big part in stigmatisation of old prejudices about Burr and putting Hamilton on a pedestal he doesn’t deserve. Tho even musical couldn’t possibly create such an atrocity that this book is.

Yeah, it’s not good. At all. I won’t give it any credit whatsoever because one good small passage in the middle of the most disgusting and harmful historical novel you have ever seen can’t possibly make it better.

Hamilton’s choice is awful from the plot to writing style.

The last one is jumpy and inconsistent, there’s no transition between scenes, you can see Burr’s words in his mansion and the next thing you see it’s Hamilton’s quote. The first one tries to cover blatant slander that was repeated about Burr for ages with historical accuracy. “Look, I put one quote from his letter, I know what I’m talking about!!! Believe me, believe me, believe me!” Which is deeply funny considering that during the reading you can clearly see that the whole story is solely founded on musical and nothing else, you can see it in certain turns of plot, it’s basically on the end of your tongue: “I’ve seen it in Hamilton”. Yeah, not good.

And isn’t it a pretty comfortable position indeed? To monetise your weak and defective fanfic while actively covering it by authority of actual historians and workers of museums to give some illusory weight to your novel without having to put actual afford in it… it’s very plausible to be able to say oh well, I did consult professionals here. I’m really curious what actual people the author consulted think about the final product, I really am. Because I really doubt he used anything out of what they said to him. [sounds familiar? My Theodosia comes to mind]

I won’t go in a heavy details of plot, it’s enough to say the whole thing is boring, disrespectful and simply remote from all historical figures it mentions.

But I’ll mention that this book is also heavily homophobic. Biphobic to be more specific. Let’s just say that if author points at one [presumably] bisexual character and proceeds to say this character into Bestiality as well, the author isn’t your friend.

Long story short, this novel has nothing to offer to reader. It’s pretty boring, lacks any historical accuracy and will give you only many times repeated stories about Burr that James Cheetham created in 19th century. And really, go check them if you want. They’ve been written so long ago and yet they’re much more creative and fun then anything Jack Casey can offer you.

[spacing-history-queer]

Things I hate as a person who likes amrev:

Alexander Hamilton

UwU turtle boi Laurens

Tilghman and Meade slander

The fact I cant buy any books bc I'm broke

The fact that my local library has almost no books about amrev.

ACCIDENTALLY STARTING A WTF POST

[terminus11]

"No 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 never, he would have seen them for what they were 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" bro stfu Alexander Hamilton is one of the worst of all of those rat asses

Do you think that Alexander Hamilton would be an NFT bro? Discuss.

[livelaughlovelams]

Washington: you see, these are my oldest children, THE MAJOR GENERALS!!! I love em.

Major generals: hiii!!!

Washington: these are the middle children, the AIDES-DE-CAMP!!! YAY!!! They slay, I guess.

Aides: HENLOOOO

Washington: and those…uh…

*Chanting in the distance*

Washington: *sigh* that's the navy.

JPJ: TELL ME WHYYYYY

Navy himbos: AINTTTT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHEEEE

JPJ: SWEEEET CAROLINE

Navy Himbos: BA BA BA

Washington: *whispers* Look, I only know them during work hours and major battles.

[livelaughlovelams]

Random: Is there a woman waiting for you back at home?

Von Steuben: HAH! Bold of you to assume I have a home in the first place.

[livelaughlovelams]

Lee: You look like someone who knows the zodiac signs

Von Steuben: Yeah, and you look like a fuckin Aquarius.

Lee: ?!?!?!?!?!?

[livelaughlovelams]

POV: babe won't stop flattering you at work

(crying bc why it look like dat damn you Tumblr always making my images low quality)

[livelaughlovelams]

Every day, I wake up and open Wattpad and ao3, hoping that the people have discovered the baron's harem, and Steuponceau.

Every day, I am disappointed.

[livelaughlovelams]

Why waste your time? JOIN A RANDOM AMREV DISCORD. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. THIS IS OUR JAMES MADISON THREAD. ( I said nothing mom teehee)