#thats the hampter.

[six-legged-sea-leopard]

he is like cookie dough to me

[zeravmeta]

hampter

[libelelle]

I looove baby Silver stuff its so cute. And imagining a literal baby just wandering around a hell world is kinda funny

ITS SO FUNNY ITS SO CUTE AND ITS SO SAD. TRIPLE WHAMMY. like theres just some kid. hes mean and he throws rocks a weird lava dogs and wins.like thats just some kid. how messed up is that. hes 1 and a half feet tall. iblis is beefing with this thing ⬇

[cococomiskry32]

This took forever!!!! My posture is ruined from this..

Click to read or for better quality!!!

the NOAHFINNCE 2024 song I wrote the lyrics to:

the Gracie Abrams 2024 song I wrote the lyrics to:

[transfemlogan]

[ID: a screenshot of a Tumblr post, with multiple reblogs, edited and colour coded to say the sides names. Janus (in yellow): kill the cop inside your brain by thinking abt fentanyl. C!Thomas (in pink): the police are brave enforcers of the law which God commands us to obey. If you have a cop inside your head, that is a good thing. It means you have morals. Don't let these Satanists destroy that hellish substances. Logan (in indigo): This is idolatry. Only God should be inside your head. If you have a "cop" inside your head, that is a demon. Attend mass, heretic. Remus (in green): I killed god with fentanyl. Patton (in light blue): the only thing in my head is a hampter! Roman (in red): aaaand scene! Good work everyone! /end ID]

[bnunybusiness]

[kiwikipedia]

dont look at how short i am look at how short Li is

[jalo-parker]

You said to send you things

So hampter

Thank you so much user s-chl4rt hampter is very much appreciated. Have a good day :]

[birdkittenn]

local girlboything just reread a sad fic

[roigada]

i wanna have a rodent so badly and no one gets it

[moodymisty]

Hear me out...

Trazyn the infinite keeps you as a "exotic exhibit" and hates thats he falling for you then ends up spoiling you

Me bispecual and Lemon-russ were discussing the categories of petplay/pet adjacent stuff and we catagorized in three parts

hampter, cat, and abandoned dog XD I feel like trayzn is a a guy who would abandon his poor human pet

[lemon-russ]

Not warhammer, just rambles-

Finally got to go back to the gym for my hampter wheel time (tm)

It is insane how much better I feel mentally after literally any physical activity. Hate that people were right when they said excersize helps depression and ADHD. Alas.

Also before going to the gym regularly, I was like, why do muscle bros just flex at themselves all the time, thats silly. Now after getting a single defined muscle, I walk by the mirrors and I'm like, oh shit look at that, and flex at myself like an idiot for way too long lmfao, like always thought muscular women were hot but surprised that i also like it on myself haha

Not the reason I started going, but getting nice shoulder and back muscles doesn't NOT help. Keep going back bc yeah yeah, my health, my asthma, the stand up get dizzy thing, but also one step closer to being beefy like my custodes oc Heraclast ✨️

[cross-armageddon]

Day 15 - Kohane Azusawa/Hampter

yep thats a fucked up looking hamster

[lordofdragos]

ITS TIME

TIME FOR THE DRAGOS WALL OF IMAGES AND SCREENSHOTS *UPROAROUS APPLAUSE* Ok but for real For the people that know what this is you already know (Great sentence there Drago glad I can speak English to say stuff like that) but for those that DON'T know This is going to be me screaming and having a mental break down about a game called "In Stars and Time" I highly recommend you DO NOT view under the read more page break if you intend to play this game at any future point in your life, which I would HIGHLY recommend the game is so GOOD AAA Anyways, off to the races!

Actually let me add tags to this post first... And done!

WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOU WON'T LET ME YOUR BACKSTORY This sounds like something me and my friends would say to each other when we're being assholes

Game gives us the best party member to control in my personal opinion My personal opinion is I've played this game for like 20 minutes but I threw scissors 3 times against Tutorial Kid I know what I am *Insert that always throws scissors guy meme where he complains about the rock players ruining the metagame*

L bozo sorry m8 YOU'LL GET OVER IT AXFCDHVGJN

I get the distinct feeling that everything will not be fine soon . . . Owie

Time to talk to every bird again!! I am mentally stable I swear the game hasn't already captured my entire soul what no haha

Its the Bastard tm I vaguely know about this character ALSO YES THANK YOU I NOTICED THAT HAPPENING ACTUALLY

So I MAYYYYYYY have gone through this dialogue like 30 times or something to see if anything funny would happen It didn't

Hooray for teamwork!!

DAMN KID DO YOU MIND Also note here from Future Drago Does this one not count as a loop since it tutorials you to restart in the castle? I don't think it increased my loop number

AYO?

WOK!!!!!!!!! Man I really love all of the characters but Bonnie is interesting to me because they are written so perfectly like an actual child Which means I constantly flip between YEAH CHILD ENERGY AND EXCITMENT And get this RUNT AWAY FROM ME GOOD LORD I know it somewhat sounds like I dislike them but no really just more of a testament to how GOOD the writing is

So real game

Mission failed we'll get em next time

Sometimes when the game itself tells you you cannot go further the best way forward is to fight to the death BTW I recommend losing to a normal Sadness some time good reading there

MINOR WORD CHANGE GAME I SEE YOU YOU AINT SLICK

War. War never changes. Went down purely to spite Bonnie for saying smart kid intuition we all stupid here except Odile

This conversation gave me the feels man

Funnyjokespun person! Also Hampter Sif!

End of images for this post but final thoughts at the end of this wonderful loop WHY WON'T ANYONE TOUCH SIF DID SIF ASKING TO STAY WITH THEIR FRIENDS AT THE BEGINNING CAUSE THIS DID THE FUCKING TREE DO THIS MAN?? It has been TEN HOURS and I just finished loop 4 I am so glacially slow (I think) I do basically everything everytime because I love it I refuse to fall into despair! The game will probably change that without my consent in the future though so OH BOY

Alright thats one massive post done how do I like schedule this so I can type more and have them all come out at around the same time...?

[strawbubbysugar]

Sorry for taking inbox space, lemme know if this is unwelcomed, sorry if it is-

Heh, cute oddogoblino info, "bubby" is an endearing nickname I gave my cat, BearBear. He relaxes and purrs a lot when I call him that, probably bc by now he's associated it with me doting on him, reminds him he's very loved. ^^☆

😭 AWWH THATS SO PRECIOUS!! I call my kitties bubbah a lot. Along with stink, stomp, babey, hampter, old man, squish, etc etc

[anachronistic-falsehood]

ok ok ok ok farmer mackerel infodump incoming. u asked for this !!!!!!!

i think! if i were to turn him into a full oc i would change the stardew backstory a little bit. instead of grandpa passing the farm down 2 him. i think his grandpa was really good old time buddies with Willy . after grandpa dies and mackerel goes through his whole career crisis thing he realizes that the happiest he's been was with his grandpa and his old fishing buddies out on the water !!! so he moves to sdv to become willys apprentice :]

he is somewhat awkward in social situations 1) because hes more of a "i belong out in nature" type of guy and also 2) his best friends are old men so i think hes like. 25 but speaks like hes 87. picked up all the old man lingo. this bitch speaks like if jake english was a fisherman !!!

u know all those memes that are like "i say 'morning' because if it were a good morning id be fishing" or wait i just googled funny fishing shirts and this one popped up im crying. he wears this into harveys office one morning probably

ANYWAY. U KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

uhhhh what else what else. feral behavior he eats seaweed and algae fresh off the hook ive said this before. he probably chews on stuff hes not supposed to a lot. i accidentally befriended haley really fast this playthrough without meaning to so i think it would be funny if she was like his wingman. babygirl you cant go on a date wearing your smelly waders let me find you a real outfit. she probably picked out his tux for the wedding HFBDJSNS

hes kinda no thoughts head empty i think. nothing in his head but air and love and bait worms. tilts his head like a puppy when hes confused. not necessarily stupid but just like.... clueless

OH ALSO hes got a big water dog. somethin like a chesapeake bay retriever (idk the dog i picked in the beginning looked like this and i googled good fishing dogs and these guys came up so. perfect)

I THINK THATS ALL THE IDEAS I HAVE RN . lmk if u want anything else hehe

NODDING FURIOUSLY TAKING NOTES THANK U MAC. jake english but as a fisherman I LOVE THAT <3 i love mackerel he's just a silly lil guy!!! ik we're not in multiplayer or anything but i gotta make the lore make sense so im gonna canonically say for the sake of the fic that our grandpas owned the farm together and now brandy and mackerel moved in and kinda split the property in half 2 do our own shit on our own farms but we're still besties and share a lot of the stuff we grow. like neighbors!! also i like 2 think we were coworkers at our shitty jobs before moving together. LOVE that ur friends w all the old men and then there's haley. the token gen z givin u fashion advice <3 girl who hates being dirty and smelly is besties w the feral fisherman!!! most unlikely friends thats so fun i love it <3 thank u mac i love ur little farmer guy i am holdin him gently in my hands like a baby hampter